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Obama-Romney II - The 'Tumble In The Town Hall' Debate - Live Webcast

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This is the real thing. Forget the Thrilla-in-Manilla or the Rumble-in-the-Jungle, tonight's no-holds-barred, no-truth-spoken 'Tumble-in-the-Town-Hall' debate promises much (but will likely deliver little). Fighting out of the blue corner is a toned middleweight - the comeback-kid Barack 'the basher' Obama. His opponent, fresh from victory in their previous epic battle, fighting from the red corner, the deceivingly slippery Mitt 'the mauler' Romney. Intrade has the 'basher' at 60.5% odds of winning it all on November 6th - at its lows of the day after suffering some heavy action in the early afternoon - while RealClearPolitics has the pair evenly matched.

 

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Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:36 | 2896564 Threeggg
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Agreed. Maybe they will spend more than 10 minutes on domestic policy like the vice presidents did-nt?

You might as well drink Sarsaparillas !

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:50 | 2896619 The Gooch
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"Sioux City Sasparilla".

"Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you"-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R07cCydCeY

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:50 | 2896825 knukles
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Talkin about the bar, somebody oughta ask the masaiwarrior why his law liscence was yanked

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:57 | 2896634 Atomizer
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The Bank of International Settlement and World Bank would ellude to the Global Banking Ponzi scheme expansion. Mention would create a home run.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:00 | 2896638 optimator
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If they do bring up the FED, They'll fall over each other explaining what a great job the FED has done...........but they'd rather discuss anything else.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:26 | 2896723 yabyum
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Jesus Al, I Can notd rink on this one.......think 600 mcg of great acid will clear the slate.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:32 | 2896551 Spastica Rex
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Odds of America losing? 100%.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:33 | 2896555 erg
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Obumble in the Jungle. Rock-em sock-em robots.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:36 | 2896557 DosZap
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Rasmussen is the best for the facts.

All else is noise.

CNN?, Crowley?, REALLY?>

THIS  setting favors ObyWan HUGE.

The head to head, no prevaricating BS ,the way the 1st was done, WAS the way to do it.

Obywan,HAD to answer,obfuscate, dodge, and prevaricate, as best he could.

Crowley is DEMONcrat to the core, as is CNN.

The Clinton News Network................................

If I were Romulus, I would have refused this set up tonite, becasue that is exactly what it is. A SET up, for another pathalogical, naccisitic liar, to dodge REAL questions.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:45 | 2896602 Spastica Rex
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I'll have what you're having.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:58 | 2896635 nmewn
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Two idiots against one...I'd say the odds are even.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:51 | 2896558 The Master
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I'd rather listen to Joe Buck debate Skip Bayless than listen to these two Bilderberg sockpuppets

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:11 | 2896651 The Master
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I think it's clear that Candy Crowley is what's really driving up food prices. Ben, you're off the hook

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2896750 Renewable Life
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She aint called "candy" for no reason baby:)

I just jokin Candy, I dont care if your a big girl, go get yours!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:42 | 2896584 Dasa Slooofoot
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I was accepted to Hofstra U. but decided paying 35k a year (with 8% interest YOY after graduating) wasn't worth it.   No student debt fo' this nukka. 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:40 | 2896585 stant
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cant watch dancing with the czars II, squidbillys is on. goldmans section 8 cousins, want to see how that russian mail order bride works out for the sheriff.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:44 | 2896599 erg
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Don't forget about Hillbilly Hitchhiking and the revamped Million Dollar Fart-Off.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 23:39 | 2897259 DaveyJones
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like the wit spit

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:41 | 2896587 lolmao500
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Obama lead McCain by 7 points at this date in 2008?? Damn... Obama is finished.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:46 | 2896606 Questan1913
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Baltika here; no one has ever heard of it?  Not a problem. 

So let the political squalor begin!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:49 | 2896612 Atomizer
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Obama getting his ass handed to him, Part II.

Enjoy the theater extravaganza. 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 03:18 | 2897438 LarryDavis
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One thing I love about Republican assholes (the party that prays for balanced budgets, loves blow, hates minorities/evolution, and believes a jew from 2000 years ago whose parents didn't fuck was the son of god) is that they will fucking believe anything. Dumb motherfuckers straight up. You can't have a brain (or a functional cock) and vote for someone who wants to regulate what goes on inside a pussy. Do I want an errant sperm to result in a child? Not at all but even when I ejaculate on some loosely moraled but attractive pig's face sperm from my dick could have escaped during coitus. If you get no pussy and have no prospects of getting laid vote for Romney/Ryan. If you want to end up raising a kid you didn't want vote for Romney. If you want a mormon (someone who believes a conman was the sun of god) with swiss/cayman bank accounts vote for fucking Mitt Romney. If you are insecure and racist vote for Romney. If you like the New York Yankees vote for Romney. If you don't love fucking a fly black chick from the back vote for Romney. Give generously to his campaign. I've got some news for you.........Romney ain't making it. You can still make fun of black people and watch fox but that won't change the fact that you have terrible aesthetic judgement, need to work on your physical fitness, and are narrow minded. It's not too late to realize the error of your ways. Hey your mom and dad were idiots too and indoctrinated you, but now you are older. Break out of your republican shell. Wash the cum off the Grover Norquist bpok. Here is a list of Republican Pundits: Rush Limbaugh (opiate addict), Sean Hannity (Cro-Magnon/closet homosexual), Glenn Beck (opiate addict), Ann Coulter (what can you even say about this cunt?)......are you getting the fucking picture?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 07:09 | 2897508 nmewn
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You got a little spittle...right there...in the corner of your mouth.

No...the other side...got it ;-)

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:53 | 2896622 buzzsaw99
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It doesn't matter what Romney says he won't win. I live in the middle of flyover country, smack dab in the center of red state heaven and both sides of my street are littered with Obama signs but not a single Romney. People have already made up their minds.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:11 | 2896671 Atomizer
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Funny you should mention that. I see a stretch of road that has Obama signs on one side and Romney on the other side of road. This road divides a countyline. Glad I don't live in that neighborhood. I would be very tempted to hang a communist flag from their mailbox. 

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:20 | 2896698 buzzsaw99
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Hanging something from someone's mailbox, that'll get you like 20 years busting rocks. (Unlike stealing half a billion from a major bank, which will get you a private island).

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:43 | 2897083 Atomizer
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I always enjoy your post.

DON'T LIVE IN THAT COMMUNIST COMMUNITY. Therefore, will not commit your thought crime to get 20 years busting rocks. LOL

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 20:54 | 2896624 Fix It Again Timmy
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It's about to start: "Two Men - One Cup".....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 00:04 | 2897307 SilverRhino
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More like ... 

Two Monkeys, One Football

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:00 | 2896640 Moe Howard
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What is this fight about again?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:14 | 2896682 optimator
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Not a fight, its like the old Howdy Doody show if you're that old.......Two different puppets putting on a comedy show.  Same puppeteer though.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:26 | 2896716 Moe Howard
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I missed it, but I know what you are talking about, my older brother told me about it.

He used to wear those mickey mouse hat ears too. My generation was more sophisticated. We wore cowboy boots.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:03 | 2896650 blindman
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Tom Waits - Jesus Gonna Be Here (Warsaw 2000)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0GWKh26jU
.
Jesus Gonna Be Here - Blind Boys of Alabama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDjAMEsdAU
.
i love this time of year, election time. right
before Halloween, and after labour day. stuffing
a hollow election, like a second Christmas for
performers and liars into the year, just when
a person can enjoy a drink and the cool weather
and a chance to kick the bastards out; not that
anything changes but the season and the temperatures.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:03 | 2896652 New_Meat
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Light 'em UP BABY!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:04 | 2896654 Zer0head
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Who's the pig in curls?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:05 | 2896655 lolmao500
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So Romney loves the college bubble and wants to make it even bigger... great!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:06 | 2896656 erg
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I see that 5 O'Clock Charlie has made one pass in this thread already.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:06 | 2896657 bankonthebust
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Fuck this stupid bullshit.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:07 | 2896661 lolmao500
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Yeah Obama you ``created`` 5 million jobs... at a cost of $9 trillion... or $1.7 million/job.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:08 | 2896662 PUD
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1st question and i already puked. Romney answers bla bla bla bla bla Obama answers bla  bla bla bla bla bright future bla bla

I am so depressed

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:33 | 2897024 blunderdog
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I dunno why I watched this, but it certainly made me far more certain about my decisions: no fucking way am I voting for either of these assholes.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:09 | 2896666 Moe Howard
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"An error occurred. Please try again later."

 

No thanks. It's better without the sound and picture.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:10 | 2896668 Kastorsky
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Romney is a piece of shit laundering cocaine money for Bush senior:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9QA5B6U86s

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:11 | 2896669 EvlTheCat
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I can't watch this.. it's all bullshit..

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:12 | 2896673 Zer0head
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nor can I - this thread is my window into the rabbit hole

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:56 | 2896851 knukles
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The only sane rabbit hole......

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:28 | 2896726 EvlTheCat
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Town Hall meeting?  What a useless fucking misnomer..  More like a Metrosexual gathering of Cafee Late drinking fink fest.  The last, real, town hall meeting I attened people were so pissed off at each other they were throwing shit at each other.  Next day we were all having pancakes at the local IHOP. 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:11 | 2896674 PUD
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5 point plan..thousand points of life...bla bla bla bla bla...one point plan...bla bla bla move on she says

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 23:44 | 2897267 DaveyJones
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bla bla bla say anything but peak oil bla bla bla america strong again bla bla bla kill terrorists bla bla bla wont raise taxes bla bla bla

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:12 | 2896676 optimator
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What a start, Bammy offers Epstein a job when he completes college!  I don't think he needs the help.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:13 | 2896677 Ineverslice
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ANswer the question!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:15 | 2896684 PUD
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Wow..Obammy coming on like a rabid tiger! Hold me..I'm scared....Romeny..energy from shit..booyah!  Save my coal mining job Mittens!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:16 | 2896685 lolmao500
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And not a word about Bernanke and his voodoo economics effect on the gas prices...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:16 | 2896686 Moe Howard
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"Think of the world as a rather large concentration camp where all the inmates are swapping rumors all the day long about the war finally being over, or an amnesty coming. That's whats happening with the Euro, Currency of Bums."

- The Moneychanger

 

Ha ha. 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:17 | 2896687 grunk
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Romney's holding serve.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:21 | 2896689 j-dub
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Why does this feel like sloppy seconds from two corner street hookers?

The only question I'll have when this "debate" is over is whether I'll take a shower or a bath

If one of them was just your average piece of shit instead of a globalist fukhead, I might actually vote for that one.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2896712 New_Meat
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"Why does this feel like sloppy seconds..."

Maybe because Candy is such a succulent tidbit?

just wonderin'?

- Ned

{although I'm not in your zone}

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:19 | 2896692 surf0766
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did everyone just puk?

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:19 | 2896696 PUD
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Obammy...I be drillin like a mo fo!! mining like a mother fucker...shut the fuck up mitt you're a liar! No bammy, you're a fucking liar! fuck you! fuck your mamma! I'll kick your ass! go for it bitch!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:21 | 2896700 DeFeralCat
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I call dibs on Mr. Gas.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:21 | 2896701 grunk
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Walking away and sitting down. You don't do that. Optics.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:22 | 2896703 New_Meat
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@21:21

Our great president just lost it

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2896707 Zer0head
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?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:41 | 2896784 New_Meat
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check tape

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2896706 grunk
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Romney taking it to Candy.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2896708 firstdivision
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Someone inform these two dildos that regardless of the domestic production, it will be exported to the highest bid while we import the lowest offer.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:43 | 2896793 New_Meat
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sometimes the highest bid is local, with computers and shit, plus some wetware that understands local stuff.

- Ned

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2896711 QE49er
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The elite are enjoying this game of Candyland going on through November 4th while they play an unending real life game of Monopoly.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:39 | 2896777 firstdivision
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I thought they were playing Largest Ass(et) Grab

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:49 | 2896821 New_Meat
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that's on 11/6

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2896713 FleaMarketPete
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It was weird how everyone laughed when Obozo said the only way to lower gas prices was to have another financial collapse.  I guess we need to re-elect Obozo to lower weed prices.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 00:17 | 2897332 Flakmeister
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That was most truthful statement in the whole energy exchange....

The rest was quibbling about semantics.....

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:25 | 2896717 PUD
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Coal jobs! Wind jobs! mormon blow jobs! you vote for me, mittens, and I'll drill your fuckin mamma! There'll be more holes drilled than the mormon tabernacle choir! at a catholic priest backwoods retreat. 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:38 | 2896772 Renewable Life
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Fuck the debate........I'm drinking everytime I laugh from a post on this thread, and I almost downed the bottle on this one!!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:26 | 2896721 AlaricBalth
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Did Romney just bitch slap POTUS?
"You'll get your chance in a moment."
In other words sit the fuck down. And Obama oozed back into his seat.

Perhaps we'll get lucky and this event will end up with fisticuffs.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 07:18 | 2897518 nmewn
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In my opinion...THAT was THE take away in this debate.

At least O'Barry didn't grovel & bow down before him...lol.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:29 | 2896736 news printer
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This is a great show and the best is: they know the questions

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:27 | 2896725 max2205
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Candy's sweeet. Obermerrama is there to say MR is Lying. No mater what

Say it long enough tveee zombies will believe

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:28 | 2896728 DeFeralCat
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This is strange theater. If you are not watching it, this got kind of weird five minutes ago and could go anywhere at this point. Might be worth watching for the squirrelly factor.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:30 | 2896738 papaswamp
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Cant bring myself to do it. Going to go sip on some bourbon and smoke a cigar.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:33 | 2896747 DeFeralCat
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I am drinking a fifth of Obamacare on the words Ron Paul and the Kardashians so I think I can make it through the 1.5 hours.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:37 | 2896764 Zer0head
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:28 | 2896729 aztrader
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Romney can't cut taxes if he wanted too.  Anyone with an IQ over 50 knows this.....

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:40 | 2896779 AlaricBalth
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"Anyone with an IQ over 50 knows this....."
And therein lies the problem!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:51 | 2896830 New_Meat
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that's the declared O-Vote, you know,  the ones goin' after the "OBAMA-Phones"

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:35 | 2896730 j-dub
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Can you image the circle jerk session going on at Bilderberg HQ right about now?

Must be absolutely epic.....................

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:28 | 2896731 FatAmerican
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its never been a better time to sell gold and buy realestate, like 1980 all over again, poor sheeple :(

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:39 | 2896749 Moe Howard
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Speaking of gold, it's up 3 bux since NY close. Silver up a nickel.

 

UPDATE: Now it's 3.70 for gold and 16 cents for silver. The more they talk the faster it goes up.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:29 | 2896732 q99x2
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I'm out of tomatoes and my computer is a mess. They're going to take me away.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:29 | 2896733 max2205
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Barry o'blahblahblah

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:29 | 2896734 FleaMarketPete
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Tyler needs to do a little more...LOL

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:29 | 2896735 aztrader
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The king speaks.  He claims he has cut taxes for the middle class, but doesn't talk about our 20% increase in health insurance costs, 20% increase in food costs and 50% in fuel costs.   Just minor details....

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:35 | 2896756 Sofa King
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20% increase in health insurance. What plan do you have brother...my insurance has gone up an average of 24% a year and that's after downsizing my coverage every year. Tell take sign of who exactly Obamacare has benefited...United Healthcare made the Dow30.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:42 | 2896790 therearetoomany...
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You don't supposed UHC was added to the DOW because healthcare is screaming with all the new forced purchase policies that will be coming on board soon?   Certainly it will provide more upside for the DOW than say Kraft, which it replaced because Kraft isn't affordable by all the zombies on welfare, foodstamps etc.   With inflation blowing up the way it is (and not being reported other than on reputable sites such as this) - Kraft is doomed to drop.  

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:17 | 2896949 CoolBeans
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...and a significant loss of wages for many.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 08:20 | 2897584 lakecity55
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Under the Ayers-O-Phone-Soviet Theory, we will have only 2 classes. The Party, who will own everything, and serfs.  No middle class. "All yo' stuff belongs to me an' Bill. Oh, and those O-Phones, they gonna cut off next week.

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:31 | 2896737 Ineverslice
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.....blah, blah, blah..Obamaphome.

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:30 | 2896739 El
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Obama doesn't appear to have a good grasp of economics.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:16 | 2896946 CoolBeans
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Obama doesn't appear to have a good grasp...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:32 | 2896741 CharlieSDT
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Some nice early morning drinking out here in Asia, every time one of these assclowns says "middle class" or "middle income".

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:33 | 2896744 djsmps
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Obama said "Folks". I took a shot.

I turned 60 this year. Every four years it gets more mediocre and more desperate. I feel bad for young people. Except that so many of them seem basically illiterate.

I can't even imagine a debate like this 20 years ago.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2896754 rtalcott
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I turned 60 this year. Every four years it gets more mediocre and more desperate. I feel bad for young people. Except that so many of them seem basically illiterate.

I can't even imagine a debate like this 20 years ago.

Yes to all the above...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:53 | 2896841 object_orient
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You were more impressed by Bill Clinton and Bush Sr.? I voted Pat Robertson to hasten the rapture. Didn't work. Or did it?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:16 | 2896943 Hulk
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You missed the rapture man. We're whats left, hence the mess..

(the good news is that they got the wife. floated right out of the bed and passed right through the ceiling. She wan't wearing any underwear either !!!)

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:12 | 2896849 Questan1913
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djsmps

 

And you think that they asked to be dumbed down? 

You voted the last forty years?  YOU are responsible for their carefully inculcated "illiteracy", NOT them.  Your ignorance of what was happening behind the curtain in between elections due to your laziness and itotal lack of  public spirited values  prevented you from knowing what was clearly happening in the education camps in America, through drugging and indoctrinating alien ideologies into innocent young students while at the same time preventing them from building any real reasoning skills or common sense foundation is responsible for the decline you lament. 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 03:43 | 2897455 LarryDavis
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What the fuck is wrong with the word folks? It comes from the German word Volk which means people. Republicans aren't exactly polyglots but hey fuck it let's take it there. You must have a really high standard for nouns or a diminutive understanding of informal discourse in your own FUCKING language. The linguist in you is burgeoning at a ripe age. I have some news for you grendpapi you aren't an English professor so keep your ruminations on language confined to the bible group or geriatric retreat. Your generation talks real fucking big but sold this country out many years ago to finance their idiotic wives demands and bratty children's toys. Was Reagan a great debater? Did you enjoy Dukakis' rhetorical devices or Dan Qualye's public speaking prowess? Tell me about how expressive politicians of yesteryear were..............or maybe keep it yourself. Reading served your peers well enough to lay the fundaments upon which the young people of our nation "seem basically illiterate." By the way jerkoff a period goes inside the quotation marks. Keep drinking and deluding yourself. Your penance for being such a prick should be dedicating some time to actually effecting a change in education (teach a kid to read or some shit-I know you have the fucking time with your bored ass drinking during a presidential debate like a frat idiot) instead of just waxing about the good old days. 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 08:39 | 2897603 djsmps
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It reminds me of "Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Fuhrer."

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 14:23 | 2898591 LarryDavis
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Ironic that a half-black liberal reminds you of a diminutive Austrian raised testicle anti-semite genocidal maniac because he uses one anglicised German loanword. Were you molested? Do you associate hotdogs with blowing older men? Do you tap your feet in rest station stalls?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:33 | 2896745 PUD
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5 point plan bitches! Magic mormon number! oil, wives, etc bla bla bla let obammy rant for an hour ok?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2896751 grunk
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14%

Bam Bam making it personal.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2896752 bingo was his name
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O-bama counts to 8 then diverts with attacks

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:35 | 2896758 blindman
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Tom Waits - "God's Away On Business"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
.
God's Away On Business
(Tom Waits/Kathleen Brennan 2000)
I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for a buck
If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch
You're out of luck, you're out of luck

Ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
The ship is sinking

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick
It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood
Join the mob, join the mob
It's all over, it's all over
It's all over

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away on business, business

Godddamn there's always such a big temptation
To be good, to be good
There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby
It's a deal, it's a deal

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby
Let her ring, let her ring

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:36 | 2896760 PUD
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If the numbers don't add up? hahahhahahahahahahaaa!! Mittens ran the downhill slalom!! that's math bitches

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:36 | 2896761 mademesmile
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I don't drink, maybe I should do silver shots. Buy one ounce per statement.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:36 | 2896762 caimen garou
caimen garou's picture

I see thing one and thing two are still at it, may the best fool fall down and break a leg! now back to my hot wings and beer.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:37 | 2896763 FleaMarketPete
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Obama just pulled a Biden laugh.  Double shot?

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:38 | 2896767 therearetoomany...
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Candy:  Governor, I know the President has just arrived back from his trip to Pluto where he gathered up all the lunacy he just launced at you but you're going to have to sit down and shut up.

 

That's it in a nutshell. 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:38 | 2896771 Surrealist
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Seems like both your contending leaders are much the same, looking to give to all the "give me! give me! give me!" constiutents.

Easy for the opposition to promise Utopia. Gee I could do that.

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:38 | 2896774 PUD
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Story time with Obammy..."I was born a poor black woman"

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:39 | 2896776 FleaMarketPete
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Nobody told that bitch it was business attire?

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:40 | 2896780 DeFeralCat
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But she wants to be paid equally.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:40 | 2896781 Spastica Rex
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I predicted that BO would never correctly pronounce the suffix "ing." I was right.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:40 | 2896782 j-dub
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Obama throws the first punch=drink

Candy throws the first punch=drink twice

Young people in the audience spontaneously realize their future has been sold, is never coming back and rush the stage=don't drink

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:42 | 2896787 buzzsaw99
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Romney can't even keep a straight face.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 00:50 | 2897377 Prometheus418
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That's 'cause he knows he's already been crowned by TPTB.

Doesn't much matter, we were fucked either way.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:41 | 2896788 Yen Cross
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 Yea Otool has made college affordable for young people! To the tune of over ,"$1trillion" in student loans, that will never be paid back!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:06 | 2896888 therearetoomany...
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More like the dems and he usurped private funding all education loans (actually illegal to get them through a bank) to ensure that he can enslave ever more of america's youth into perpetual financial obligation to the government.  

 

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:14 | 2896938 CoolBeans
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Yep, college for all, Ipads and computers for all, new cars, yeah! No consequences, just "stuff for you!" Yeah!! OMG...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:26 | 2896985 Offthebeach
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I don't have any of that and I'm breaking my junked back working for 7/11 food and taxes. Maybe I'll go to school the next ten years then file for disability/ SSI.

Accelerate the inevitable, become part of the problem.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:43 | 2896791 aztrader
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Why does Romney keep quoting the BS 7.8% unemployment rate.  Trying to be politically correct?.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:49 | 2896816 therearetoomany...
therearetoomanyidiots's picture

My wife asked a question like that, like, why doesn't he just call Obama a bald faced liar...that's what Obama is doing to hiim?

Ironically, unless romney plays the 'step'n'fetchit' to Obama's superior....the media will jump all over him and portray him as mean and evil...and women won't vote for him because TeeVee told them Romney was mean. 

 

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:49 | 2896820 j-dub
j-dub's picture

Yep-he knows he's handcuffed to the same bullshit #'s if he's elected.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:43 | 2896795 QE49er
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I have Benny Hill music playing in the background during this debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:44 | 2896798 Hedgetard55
Hedgetard55's picture

Who cares.

 

Girardi benched K-Rod!!!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:45 | 2896799 ebworthen
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Bankers must be loving this; both guys are in their pockets and all the sheeple thinking they have a choice and it makes a difference.

Death and taxes is all you can count on folks, a figurehead behind a banker run kleptoligarchy is a DREAM.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:44 | 2896800 FleaMarketPete
FleaMarketPete's picture

I don't give a shit about women issues.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:04 | 2896877 El
El's picture

You know what? Neither do I, and I am a woman. I am probably as bewildered as you are about these so called "issues." Who are these women with these issues anyway? I don't know any of them.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:13 | 2896929 CoolBeans
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I am also female and I have no issues either. 

It would seem the women with "issues" (if they even still exist) are making the rest of us look...well, like we have issues. 

Get off of it politicians.  The more they try to pin "issues" on us, the more devision they create.  I do not want to be treated any differently in a workplace.  Additionally - in the workplace - Moms and Dads are equal when it comes to needing a little extra consideration (e.g., sick child, etc.) - We are "people', we are "parents", we are "workers", etc.  I can't stand this "women's issues" crap.  I have all boys - and I consider them to be equal when it comes to considerations that human beings give one another.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:45 | 2896802 aztrader
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Omama keeps talking about the handouts that he thinks everyone is entitled too.  The employers have to pay and pay and pay irregardless of the costs.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:03 | 2896872 SokPOTUS
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Not if they fire everyone first.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:46 | 2896803 therearetoomany...
therearetoomanyidiots's picture

Obammy: I have ALWAYS been for coal, oil and gas. Seriously, no, I'm not joking here, this is my job.

Apologies to Chris Miller and Doug Kenney(God rest his soul)...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:46 | 2896805 aztrader
aztrader's picture

Notice how these so called voters come from NY state.   Odds of them being liberal very high

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 00:39 | 2897366 Flakmeister
Flakmeister's picture

You clearly know nothing of NYS demographics...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:47 | 2896807 dwdollar
dwdollar's picture

I watched 60 seconds. That's all I could take before getting ill.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:29 | 2897003 dapper_dan
dapper_dan's picture

Good call.  I've vomited in my mouth about 12 times and it's about to dribble on the keyboard...

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:47 | 2896810 grunk
grunk's picture

Bush Question Lady.

That was a MSM set-up question.

I thought these were undecideds.

 

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:50 | 2896822 FleaMarketPete
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Truth

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:50 | 2896829 Tsunami Wave
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I thought so too.  What a strange, but interesting question.  She also looked like a liberal.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 21:48 | 2896812 bingo was his name
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They should have one mike that starts to sink into the floor like they do at the oscars. 

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