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Feds Arrest Man Plotting Attack On New York Fed

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Update: we now have the suspect's name: Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis, who in addition to Plan A had Plan B: "If Nafis felt his attack was about to be thwarted by cops, he would invoke the back-up plan, which involved a suicide bombing operation"

From CNN

Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis, 21, was arrested for allegedly attempting to detonate what he thought was a 1,000-pound bomb at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York in Manhattan, the Department of Justice and a U.S. attorney's office said in a press release.

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We now have some more detail about the plot to blow up the reserve bank from a press release that breaks down the criminal complaint filed against Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis:

 

The Bangladeshi national allegedly came to the United States in January to carry out a terror attack on U.S. soil and said he had overseas connections to al-Qaeda. As he attempted to recruit others to join his cell, he tried to recruit someone who turned out to be an FBI source, the criminal complaint says.

 

Nafis initially had a few targets in mind, according to the complaint, including  "a high-ranking U.S. official and the New York Stock Exchange." In the end, Nafis settled on the New York Federal Reserve Bank, federal officials said.

 

"In a written statement intended to claim responsibility for the terrorist bombing of the Federal Reserve Bank on behalf of al-Qaeda, Nafis wrote that he wanted to 'destroy America' and that he believed the most efficient way to accomplish this goal was to target America’s economy," the Justice Department press release said. "In this statement, Nafis also included quotations from 'our beloved Sheikh Osama bin Laden' to justify the fact that Nafis expected that the attack would involve the killing of women and children."

 

The "explosives that he allegedly sought and attempted to use had been rendered inoperable by law enforcement and posed no threat to the public," according to a statement from U.S. Attorney Loretta E. Lynch.

 

The plot came to light as an FBI undercover agent posed as an al-Qaeda facilitator, federal authorities say.

 

Nafis asked the undercover agent for 50-pound bags of what he thought were explosives, and then worked on putting together an explosive device, according to prosecutors.

 

"Nafis purchased components for the bomb’s detonator and conducted surveillance for his attack on multiple occasions in New York City’s financial district in lower Manhattan," a Justice Department press release describing the criminal complaint said. “Throughout his interactions with the undercover agent, Nafis repeatedly asserted that the plan was his own and was the reason he had come to the United States."

 

He met an undercover agent that supplied him with what he thought were explosives on Wednesday morning. After meeting up, they both traveled in a van to a warehouse, the Justice Department said.

 

That’s apparently when Nafis told the agent he had a "Plan B."

 

If Nafis felt his attack was about to be thwarted by cops, he would invoke the back-up plan, which involved a suicide bombing operation, the criminal complaint alleges.

 

When the pair arrived at the warehouse, Nafis began putting together what he thought was a 1,000-pound bomb inside the van. Then they drove together to the target: The New York Federal Reserve Bank. As they drove, he armed the purported by putting together the detonator and the explosives, the criminal complaint says.

 

The van was then parked next to the bank. The pair went to a nearby hotel, where Nafis apparently recorded a video statement meant to be shown to the American public in connection with the attack.

 

"We will not stop until we attain victory or martyrdom," he said, according to the criminal complaint.

 

He then tried, several times unsuccessfully, to detonate the device, which was actually inert explosives.

 

Nafis was then arrested.

 

A good portion of the sting operation was caught on tape, according to a source familiar with the investigation.

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NBC 4 New York has learned that federal authorities have arrested a man they say was plotting to attack the Federal Reserve in New York City. The man is in custody in New York. Sources tell NBC 4 New York that he lives on Long Island. Law enforcement officials stress that the plot was a sting operation monitored by the FBI and NYPD and the public was never at risk.

  • FBI, NYPD ARREST SUSPECTED TERRORIST IN NYC PLOT
  • SUSPECTED TERRORIST IN PLOT TO ATTACK FEDERAL RESERVE OF NY
  • FBI SAYS TWO FBI AGENTS ACTED AS `ACCOMPLICES' TO SUSPECT
  • MARY GALLIGAN OF FBI NY OFFICE, CONFIRMS FED BOMB PLOT ARREST
  • FBI PROVIDED DEFENDANT WITH FAKE EXPLOSIVES IN STING OPERATION

More:

According to the report, the suspect drove a van he believed to be loaded with explosives from Long Island to Lower Manhattan. He then placed the van near the Federal Reserve and was then arrested by the FBI and NYPD.

 

The suspect, whom sources said is from the Jamaica Queens section of New York City, is currently in custody in New York. Sources say he was acting alone.

Some more:

Middle Eastern man parked van he thought was filled with explosives outside N.Y. Fed this morning, then walked to nearby Millennium hotel and tried to set off bomb with cell-phone detonator, New York Post reports, citing unidentified law enforcement sources.

 

Suspect posted about Jihad online 3 months ago, told FBI agent he met online that he wanted to blow up

And "New York terror suspect is a 21-year-old Bangladeshi citizen who traveled to the U.S. in January to carry out terror attack."

At least all that tungsten gold lying on the Manhattan bedrock is safe and sound and John McClane will not be called out of retirement just yet.

 

It is unclear yet if Quazi hated America for its Federal Reserve or its collection of weapons grade Tungsten.

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Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:10 | 2899057 GeezerGeek
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Or maybe they got him upset by showing him a pooly produced trailer for a non-existent movie depicting a pedophile who lived during the Dark Ages.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:23 | 2898758 resurger
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T_T

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:25 | 2898759 slaughterer
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What was this guy trying to do?  Doesn't he know it is the age of cyber-finance now?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:41 | 2898850 camaro68ss
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He's going to brake in and only find rooms full of servers and a commanding robot voice saying HELLO DAVE..........

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:05 | 2899026 GAAPpreNixon
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Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Dave: You are going to get what you don't want to pay for, HAL...

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:12 | 2899065 GeezerGeek
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So. Would a cyber-terrorist try turning all the '1' bits into '0' bits?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:24 | 2898762 stateside
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He was just looking for his "FAIR SHARE" that Obama has promised.

stateside

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:25 | 2898765 the not so migh...
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Terrorist or Patriot?  Do we salute him or shoot him?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:53 | 2898942 stirners_ghost
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I get your meaning, but would phrase it differently.

What is a patriot, but a nationalist, or some other brand of idealist? An idealist holds his dogma in highest regard-- higher, even, than reality.

Shoot terrorists and patriots alike, for all I care. Grant them their ultimate wish... for martyrdom. I'll not lament any rotting corpses of those who sought virtue, as such.

"Terrorist, or hero?"

That's better.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:58 | 2898979 the not so migh...
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A Hero Ain't Nothin' But a Sandwich

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:41 | 2899217 CrockettAlmanac.com
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"To a New Yorker like you, a "Hero" is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!" -- Oddball

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:58 | 2898984 Manthong
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Write him in for President.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:14 | 2899078 GeezerGeek
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Once upon a time a person had to be a 'natural-born citizen' to qualify to be president.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:25 | 2898766 transaccountin
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i also hear he's persian, most likely khomeini himself.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:25 | 2898767 Dr. Richard Head
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During my first protest against the Federal reserve in Cleveland, we had an individual that came to our group and he became "friends" with me.  In fact, I drove him to the rally with me and we had drinks after the rally.  Long story short, he called me one day after Congress passed some other crazy bailout or stimulous or something that I cannot recall at the moment.  When we were talking on the phone, he said to me, "You know Congress isn't going to listen and that it is time to take matters in our own hands.  I have a friend who has access to military grade weapons and explosives.  You in?"

I simply replied, that I do NOT condone violence unless in self-defense.  I would surely defend myself when attacked but would never provoke it.  Additionally, I let him know that once the fiat money issue is understood by the masses, the days of the pilfering would be over (a little niave not that I look back it it. 

After that conversation, he made off with $300 from our End the Fed promotional material fund and we never heard from him again.

Plant to demonize the movement or a true nutcase?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:30 | 2898790 insanelysane
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I think it is self defense after being attacked by ZIRP and QE infinity.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:40 | 2898864 camaro68ss
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Sounds like you saved yourself from a NDAA camp for now.....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:59 | 2898986 sdmjake
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Nut or Undercover...  (is that redundant?)

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:56 | 2899430 knukles
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That's the problem these days, uncovered nuts...

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 19:28 | 2899589 centerline
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/outdoor-restaurant-table-sex-687451

God bless for Florida for keeping up the modern problems.  

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:31 | 2898794 alien-IQ
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agent provocateur more than likely.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:57 | 2899268 The Shootist
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Good song btw, just another Bruce Willis movie.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:31 | 2898805 CH1
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Probably the same guy who worked the sap from Long Island.

He'll get a promotion now.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:35 | 2898828 LoneStarHog
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Was he tiny with a pointed nose and pointed ears?  Did he answer to the name Timmay?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:39 | 2898854 knukles
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Did he whine and cry a lot?
Seem very insecure, uncomfortable in his own skin?
Unsure of himself?
Seem to be longing for public aggrandizement?
Seem a bit skittish?
Said his power animal was a weasel?

Well then, maybe....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:43 | 2898885 lolmao500
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The guy was a FED.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:54 | 2898959 lakecity55
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...and how Spanky!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:26 | 2898769 Piranhanoia
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A sting operation.  by NYPD.  Sounds familiar for some reason?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:52 | 2898933 pods
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At least they didn't let shit blow up this time, al 93?

Easy way to catch a trrrrrist, grow your own.

SSDD.

pods

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:47 | 2899234 CrockettAlmanac.com
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    FBI Special Agent John Anticev: But, uh, basically nothing has changed. I'm just telling you for my own sake that nothing, that this isn't a salary, that it's—you know. But you got paid regularly for good information. I mean the expenses were a little bit out of the ordinary and it was really questioned. Don't tell Nancy I told you this. [Nancy Floyd is another FBI Special Agent who worked with Emad A. Salem in his informant capacity.]

    FBI undercover agent Emad A. Salem: Well, I have to tell her of course.

    Anticev: Well then, if you have to, you have to.

    Salem: Yeah, I mean because the lady was being honest and I was being honest and everything was submitted with a receipt and now it's questionable.

    Anticev: It's not questionable, it's like a little out of the ordinary.

    Salem: Okay. Alright. I don't think it was. If that's what you think guys, fine, but I don't think that because we was start already building the bomb which is went off in the World Trade Center. It was built by supervising supervision from the Bureau and the D.A. and we was all informed about it and we know that the bomb start to be built. By who? By your confidential informant. What a wonderful, great case!

    Anticev: Well.

    Salem: And then he put his head in the sand and said "Oh, no, no, that's not true, he is son of a bitch." [Deep breath.] Okay. It's built with a different way in another place and that's it.

    Anticev: No, don't make any rash decisions. I'm just trying to be as honest with you as I can.

    Salem: Of course, I appreciate that.

    Anticev: And as far as the payments go, and everything like that, they're there. I guarantee you that they are there

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:20 | 2899100 GeezerGeek
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You should have turned him in to the Feds, to find out his status as well as to do the right thing. See something, say something, you know.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:25 | 2899125 walküre
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Time Square 2010

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:27 | 2898772 alien-IQ
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I was sure this was an Onion article that was going to link to a photoshop image of Ron Paul in an orange jump suit and handcuffs.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:27 | 2898773 LoneStarHog
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"The public was never at risk" ... HUH? ... The criminal operation is still operating, morons! The public has been "at risk" since 1913.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:52 | 2898935 pods
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They were just clarifying that the FED is a PRIVATE bank, not a public one.

pods

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:27 | 2898774 magpie
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Herr Gruber, please return to the movie set.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:27 | 2898776 Insideher Trading
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CIA false flag

Bush's fault

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:27 | 2898778 Lost Wages
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Once again, the FBI gave him the explosives. Another day, another case of FBI entrapment. Next fake news story please?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:32 | 2898806 Skateboarder
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Running stories like this reinforces dumb little sheeple into believing whatever the fuck MSM says. It doesn't matter if the whole damn thing was a setup or hoax to begin with. The takeaway message for the average dipshit is "PEOPLE BAD. FED GOOD. FED GOOOOD."

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:42 | 2898876 knukles
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Let's see.
It starts with sales, then marketing, followed by brand management, graduates to perceptions management then culminates with propaganda.
Propaganda.

Achieved so readily when a press is entirely complicit in the deceit perpetrated upon the readership/public.

Big Brother
George Orwell was right

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:54 | 2898956 pods
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They are at the point now where they can wholly make this shit up and people will accept it.

Quick perp walk of some asset in the ME and there you go.

pods

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:47 | 2899524 hidingfromhelis
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No shortage of employment for the Bernays descendants and/or adherents.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:29 | 2898787 PUD
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Pruning the tree of liberty? hee hee

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:29 | 2898788 Chupacabra-322
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"Law enforcement officials stress that the plot was a sting operation monitored by the FBI and NYPD and the public was never at risk."

Sting operation by the FBI?  Sniff, sniff.  I smell entrapment.  Typical method of operation by the Feds.  Pick a patsy, supply him with fake explosives and presto!  This has False Flag written all over it.  These Douche Bag Feds continue to use the same play book over and over.  They must really believe the public is this stupid. 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:32 | 2898809 Zadok
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A 5 minute conversation at the gas station will validate their premise of stupidity.

Idiocracy Forward!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:40 | 2898867 NotApplicable
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Hey, give them some credit here. They've succesfully apprehended nearly every terrorist they've manufactured!

I mean, some might point out that they provided the bomb that blew up the WTC parking garage, but hey, how else you gonna prosecute a war of terror?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:49 | 2898923 foofoojin
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well every one except AL-CIA-DA.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:33 | 2899169 Nick Jihad
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Seriously, that puts them way ahead of the ATF!  "Now that the Mexican drug cartels have the weapons, we just wait for them to kill a bunch of people."  Makes the FBI look brilliant, by comparison.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:50 | 2898921 samsara
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...They weren't gonna let him thru the tollbooth but one observer said that a sharp dressed person talked with the tollbooth operator and got him thru even though he didn't have the correct change and seemed a little incoherent. 

Authorities dismissed the story about the "Sharp Dressed"  guy who assisted in getting him thru the toll booth.

Now in other news,  Baby Boo Boo..........

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:56 | 2898966 pods
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Can't blame the guy, if I had to fly to Detroit I would set my balls on fire too!

pods

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:30 | 2898793 Zadok
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Wow that article is funny. Sting is synonymous with setup is synonymous with false flag. Demonizing here we gooooooo!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:30 | 2898797 alarm bell
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It is not very hard to foil your own plot!   (again)

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:45 | 2898894 knukles
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Booyah, Motherfuckers

Just like the manufacturing of Hal-Kad-Dah and the Hay-rab Spring.

Worked like a greased Pigfucking party.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:30 | 2898798 PaperBear
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My question would be: does this terrorist look like Jeremy Irons from Die Hard With A Vengeance ?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:31 | 2898799 CrabGrassKila
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Horrible , just Horrible......... 

What hast thou Federal Reserve ever done to deservith such treatment.....

They, are, our friends.....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:31 | 2898801 Hedgetard55
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What??? Sting got caught planning to attack the FED???

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:42 | 2898871 NotApplicable
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Free, free, set him free.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:31 | 2898803 Dr.Vannostrand
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His name was Robert Paulson!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:33 | 2898813 magpie
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Andrej Ezra Pfund Jackson IV ?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:31 | 2898804 darteaus
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Is it Dudley?  Bernake?  Spitzer?  Weiner?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:32 | 2898807 fuu
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Michael?!?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:35 | 2898835 Tsunami Wave
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My first thoughts too. hah

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:39 | 2898857 fuu
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The other was JW in FL.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:33 | 2898815 Dr. Engali
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Did the catch him with the new federal reserve private police force?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:36 | 2898839 kito
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hey doc, you hear from fonz?? i believe he lives on long island......cant be......................

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:39 | 2898853 Dr. Engali
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He pointed this out a little while ago on a previous post....so I think we can rule him out...unless it was a clever distraction.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:42 | 2898879 NotApplicable
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"But I got an ironclad alibi!"

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:47 | 2898907 fonzannoon
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What are you two knuckleheads talkin abooot? I've been on this damn box all day making useless comments.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:56 | 2898968 Dr. Engali
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There you are...where have you been ?  ;->

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:00 | 2899000 fonzannoon
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(mumbling under breath) dammit a guy can't look at porn for five damn minutes without someone...Was just researching some dividend players....sorry.

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:00 | 2899001 kito
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perhaps you gave your zh password to a confidant who has orders to continue posting under your name while you are occupied with fed related repercussions.......................

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:02 | 2899013 fonzannoon
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look below and you will see who my guess is.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:39 | 2898859 gjp
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Agent Smith

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:36 | 2898818 ar01
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.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:34 | 2898819 unirealist
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"the public was never at risk."

We weren't worried.  He's one of us.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:34 | 2898824 Tsunami Wave
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Phew! Awesome that a terrorist plot was thwarted at coincidentally the world's largest foreign owned, non-governmental bank. Even Osama Bin Laden/Al Qaida/Other CIA founded organizations knew better than to launch a terrorist attack on the Fed.. All is well!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:28 | 2899146 GeezerGeek
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Why would someone interested in harming th US attack the Fed, which is doing such a wonderful job of harming the US all by itself?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:34 | 2899173 Karl von Bahnhof
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And on the top of it is owned by foreigners?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:34 | 2898829 dick cheneys ghost
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Our Govt is getting desperate, the End is near................

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:36 | 2898841 dick cheneys ghost
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:59 | 2898917 knukles
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I was shocked to find Goldmanites calling clients and counter-parties "Muppets"

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:35 | 2898834 Atlantis Consigliore
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Ur all wrong, he was attempting to disable the Helicopter and wings

away from Ben,  his code name is "Tattoo- and his accomlice is Mr Roarke Bernank...

 

the QE, the Qe,  the Qe....   Ring that Bell Ben,  De QE, De Qe.... http://youtu.be/1x_QbVDlLbI

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:36 | 2898836 azzhatter
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Peter Schiff and Ron Paul gang

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:37 | 2898846 Chupacabra-322
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The first rule of Operation Mayhem is, you don't talk about Operation Mayhem. 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:37 | 2898848 kito
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i suggest roll call here......................lets see who isnt responding.............

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:40 | 2898861 Dr. Engali
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  + 1 LOL.....here

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:50 | 2898927 camaro68ss
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here...for now.....(looking over back)

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:58 | 2898980 CvlDobd
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Hey guys. Just woke up in a dark room. Can't find the door. I hear power tools outside. So what's going on?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:54 | 2898958 fonzannoon
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JPM hater?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:26 | 2899062 kito
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jpm hater might be Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis

 

hey tyler, anybody registered under the name Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis?

 

if not already taken, free turkey sandwich to the first person who registers here with the name Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis............

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:52 | 2899252 Quazi Mohammad ...
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Could you send it over to 153 East 67th Street, New York, NY 10065? This is going to take a while.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:18 | 2899342 kito
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i declare foul play!!!  there is noooo way tyler could have approved you that fast unless this was an inside job!!!! fess up!!!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:29 | 2899375 fuu
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1 hour 12 minutes wtf?!?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:29 | 2899377 Dr. Engali
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Looks like you're out another turkey sandwich kito ;->

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:43 | 2899403 kito
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 im not sure about this one doc.........do i honor quazi the avatar?????..dont think fair play was involved.......................maybe tyler will let me deliver it personally to his office................... behind the curtain.........................

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:48 | 2899411 Dr. Engali
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I don't know kito... But it sure is funny. I hope Fonz gets to see this thread. Oh by the way ... I haven't seen RSloane on all day... Hmmmmm

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:50 | 2899413 fonzannoon
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Haha just saw all this. Awesome. That's gotta be a Tyler.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 19:51 | 2899625 mvsjcl
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Too effen funny.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 22:25 | 2899923 CvlDobd
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I love the dark sense of humor of Zero Hedge. Good stuff.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:32 | 2899371 Dr. Engali
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How in the hell did you get let off the front porch so fast? Special privilege for pretending like you were going to blow up the fed?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:45 | 2898896 earnyermoney
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Have not heard from MDB lately. 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:46 | 2898900 the not so migh...
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i am from long island, i am here in body not in mind

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:37 | 2898849 lasvegaspersona
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the only terrorists that get caught are the ones incitied by the Feds...need a new terror victory?? MAKE ONE!!!

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 19:32 | 2899498 Tompooz
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"The plot came to light as an FBI undercover agent posed as an al-Qaeda facilitator, federal authorities say."

 

"Hey Quazi, I'm from al- Qa'eda and I'm here to help".  Hahaha

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:39 | 2898858 Dr. Engali
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Next up four white American terrorists with box cutters flying a plane....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:40 | 2898860 Northeaster
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First rule:

Don't fucking tell anyone.

Job security for law enforcement. I'm not sure which is more incompetent, the domestic criminals or the foreign terrorists when they get here.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:41 | 2898866 lolmao500
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Give this man a medal.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:54 | 2898954 yogibear
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I would personally donate money (real, not fiat)  to the people that can cause the repeal of the Federal Reserve Act of 1913!

People need to show their displeasure on Woodrow Wilson's grave for pushing through the 1913 Federal Reserve Act! May he rot in hell!

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:41 | 2898869 Bastiat
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Sad to say but whenever I see "FBI" involved with anything I think:  'frame up or cover up."

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:48 | 2898910 Insideher Trading
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It's good to have that kind of trust in your nations secret police.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:58 | 2898983 LongSoupLine
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yep...read "1000 Years for Revenge" by Peter Lance.

 

Great book detailing the complete failures of the FBI to stop the 1st and 2nd WTC events.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:05 | 2899029 ziggy59
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Frame Before Incriminate

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:38 | 2899202 Nick Jihad
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Federal Bureau of Incineration

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:42 | 2898872 Kaiser Sousa
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If he had only made it.....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:42 | 2898878 HD
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The only real threat to the Fed is buying gold and not chasing equities. Wonder how long before that is a crime...

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:50 | 2898929 knukles
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Do Not Give Them Any Fucking Ideas

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:43 | 2898883 ThisIsBob
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Apparently the only place a would-be terrorist can get explosives these days is from the FBI.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:49 | 2898915 lakecity55
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The Terrorist Employment Program.

Creating jobs via The O-Phone Stimulus Program, with built-in drills for the FBI!

Now that's what I call "spreading the wealth around."

And, they can use the same stimulus money on the next sucker!

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:43 | 2898884 bilejones
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It's good to see the Feds maintaining their 100% record of thwarting their own terrorst plots.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:45 | 2898892 HD
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funny and well said.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:47 | 2898908 Seasmoke
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I think it's 99% after Fast and Furious

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:34 | 2899175 GeezerGeek
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Fast & Furious was BATF, not FBI.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:49 | 2898914 optimator
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They missed Oklahoma City.  McVeigh was getting suspicious so he took the truck and parked it a few days earler than planned.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 19:28 | 2899587 Savyindallas
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the 93 Twin towers bombings were (FBI) fed assisted/induced plots  -partially successful. The Feds missed out on 911- CIA/MI6 and Mossad  -they were even excluded from the coverup -the White House and mainstream media handled that pretty good  -sloppy, but still got the job done.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:44 | 2898890 blunderdog
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The real point of stories like this is to make sure the paranoids can't organize.

It's working.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:44 | 2898891 Frank N. Beans
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but i thought the Fed had their own police?!  rotten good-for-nuthins

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:50 | 2898919 kito
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:45 | 2898895 kito
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so i guess those gold vault public tours wont be continuing....................

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:45 | 2898897 yogibear
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There would be a huge, huge celebration if someone dismantled  the Federal Reserve.  A good place to start would be the NY Fed. NY Fed bankster Dudley is indeed a financial terrorist.

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:45 | 2898899 Seasmoke
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NYPD ...... Anyone seen Bernard Kerick lately ?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:46 | 2898901 GolfHatesMe
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It was that Internet Movie that drove this to happen, the bears I believe sparked this outrage.  No terrorism

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:46 | 2898903 apberusdisvet
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The perp will be discovered to be John Wilkes Sirhan Oswald.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:53 | 2898943 knukles
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Booth.  He changed his name from Booth.
Sirhand Sirhandjob Booth

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:51 | 2898905 Canadian Dirtlump
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Just another long line of the FBI sucking in a mentally ill ass hole who would be disgruntled but unwilling or unable to pull off any sort of attack and setting him up to be shown off.

 

Fucking joke.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:51 | 2898930 Blazed
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"New York terror suspect is a 21-year-old Bangladeshi citizen who traveled to the U.S. in January to carry out terror attack."

Yeah ok, can I have an order of freedom fries to go with that retarded story. Oh, and a large "they hates us because of our freedom" flavored kool-aid drink.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:54 | 2898953 knukles
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No.

They hate us because of our Tungsten Bar Inventory.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:56 | 2898963 Misean
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Sorry, but due to hedonic adjustments all I can offer you is an old iPad.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:00 | 2898998 azzhatter
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awfully fucking slow if he came in january

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:01 | 2899004 machineh
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He probably responded to an employment ad posted in the al Qaida website.

'Make $82 an hour loading boxes. No experience required!'

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:17 | 2899092 knukles
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That was one of the still open unfilled shovel ready jobs, no?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:37 | 2899200 delacroix
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who paid for his plane ticket?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:52 | 2898934 Insideher Trading
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I wonder which one of our rights they take away this time.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:56 | 2898970 Misean
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What rights

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:13 | 2899060 Insideher Trading
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I think there's like one or two.

I'm hesitant to say them, I don't want to give the government any ideas.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:01 | 2899283 CrockettAlmanac.com
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You have a right to choose between pornoscan or grope, Obama or Romney and chicken or fish. What's not to like?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:37 | 2899196 GeezerGeek
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You have the right to bend over and grab your ankles.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:53 | 2898936 Yen Cross
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 Were those "Tape Bombs", that he was planning to use?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:53 | 2898941 Peter Pan
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We can joke and we can vent some of our sheer contempt and anger for what the FED is doing but any form of bombing etc on US soil opens up a brand new ball game which creates a society at war with itself.

If the enforcement agencies are setting up people then the corrosion of which we have spoken at all times is simply on target, on time but not on budget.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:51 | 2899254 Apeman
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Bring on that new ball game, I'm up for some change.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:53 | 2898944 TideFighter
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