"As Part Of Our Ongoing Effort To Protect Bank Of America, Zero Hedge Is Blocked"

Tyler Durden's picture

We couldn't have said it better: "Bank of America blocks users from accessing websites that present certain risks to the bank."

Let's see, maybe this will get Zero Hedge unblocked: "Just buy BAC stock. Others are doing it, so you must do it too. And if you buy in the next 5 minutes, you will get one free share for every share purchased!"

... Well, maybe not. 

Does this also mean we are not in contention for the Andrew Ross Sorkin Wall Street-sponsored website of the year award either?... Perhaps we should shelve those Pulitzer dreams too.

Oh well. At least the National Financial Enquirer and other various financial tabloids are still fully accessible at the bank that is best known for the worst M&A transaction of all time - Countrywide Financial. And that whole double bailout thing of course, first of Merrill, and then of Bank of America proper.

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PaperBear's picture

Soon to be the entire blogosphere.

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

No, just the non-bought and paid for blogosphere.

phoolish's picture

What are the fascists hiding

uranian's picture

first they ignore you...i think we're at the fight section now.

Theosebes Goodfellow's picture

I'd fight Laurie AND Cathy at the same time.

~"Laurie Readhead, his replacement, most recently was in charge of consumer bank efficiency efforts and divestitures. She will report to Cathy Bessant, head of global technology and operations"~


lakecity55's picture

...then they fight you.

Then you win.

Renfield's picture

So it begins, and we see where the real investigative journalists are. I am sure they are not the last who will add you to the "enemies" blacklist.

Congratulations, Tylers. You continue to be the best of the web, and continue to piss off all the right people.

Critical Path's picture

Funny, considering I used to see that shitty criminal institutions ads/banners in the column and header space on Zerohedge... talk about a one way relationship

Lendo's picture

Awesome.  Keep up the good work.

LoneStarHog's picture

Locked out of a WHORE HOUSE ... Such an insult ... At least there is no shortage of such places on WHORE STREET

tallen's picture

Tho shalt not see the truth at Bailout of America.

Slightly Insane's picture

naaaaw it's "Bullshit of Amerika" .... time to flush that turd down the toilet!  (These are the same assholes that disenfranchised one of the gun manufacturers, by not allowing any further loans to that company to show that they indeed were operating with in Chairman Mao's "red book" .... to disarm Americans.

dick cheneys ghost's picture

A True Badge of Honor. Congrats

A Lunatic's picture

Anyone still working for BOA is probably too far gone to save anyhow.........

surf0766's picture

ARS  Dipshit of the year !  I wonder if Mika misses him rubbing her feet.

tbd108's picture

It seems to me that BOA employees are likely to have smartphones. The bank's employees will naturally want to see what they aren't supposed to see. This just establishes that the BOA management are bunch of half-witted jackasses. Go Zerohedge!

11b40's picture

That's right.  A whole bunch of mid and lower level employees who never heard of Zero Hedge will now be curious. 

Welcome, all BOAML employees!  

However, be forewarned - once you jump down the rabbit hole, you can never unlearn what you discover here.  Turn back now, or risk your mental well-being.

IridiumRebel's picture

Great point! Welcome to all BOA Constrictors.

willwork4food's picture

At least most of them smile at me when they cash a check. Of course most of them smile when they explain the necessity of their evil $10 monthly checking fee too.

Racer's picture

In order to proctect our (brainwashing) /company policies, we have banned zerohedge

ZeroAvatar's picture

If I buy the stock, do I get a toaster?

Tsunami Wave's picture

It's supposed to be a Spiderman Towel.... and No.  However, you may be eligable for various subprime/deep subprime home mortgages, auto loans, and various credit cards.

Racer's picture

Near enough... you get toasted

zanez's picture

No, just a Spiderman towel.

lemonobrien's picture

i wonder how they do analysis?

Scalaris's picture

rofl - Dick Bove would be proud. 

resurger's picture

explain the risk please?

Slightly Insane's picture

Is this limiting "free speech" of ZH?  (Well some of the comments may include some "swear words" occasionally, so it should be rated as PG (which stands for "pretty good").  Hat's off Tyler .... you wildman!

seek's picture

Congratulations, Tyler! You've hit the big time!

Next step it probably being blocked in the capitol.

New_Meat's picture

"Next step it probably being blocked in the capitol."

Well, let's say, not in the entirety of the capitol.  Nor yet in beta stations in the Rockies.

- Ned

David99's picture

ZH is only doing good job and reporting correctly. Tyler is a real true person though I have never met him. FED+BOE+ECB+BOJ are the biggest manipulators and JPM +GS +20PD's act on their behalf in this Ponzi Casino. It is all rigged Ponzi Casino. JPM & GS do maximum manipulations from London as no regulators are looking what is going on daily. London is the best place to manipulate Ponzi Casino as no regulators as they are watching porno. Manipulations of highest order without any regulations as every one has been purchased and regulators watching porno. In last 10 trading days, Rio Tinto manipulated by +25% gain and regulators watching porno. JPM doing it. It is just Casino and nothing else. Regulators are watching porno, don't know how Rio Tinto is manipulating daily. On LSE, there is no checks and balances and maximum manipulations daily by Rio Tinto. The market is Casino and the biggest manipulated stock is Rio Tinto and JPM is pulling up daily and no regulations for Rio Tinto in London

silverserfer's picture

David, are you the fat kid from bad santa? you fucking with us right? NO I DONT WANT ANY GOD DAM FUCKING SANDWICHES!

hooligan2009's picture

i think its harry potter...prisoner of askhaban vintage.

WillyGroper's picture

That's Thurman Merman to you.

ZeroAvatar's picture

The beast is on the prowl, and you'll be in it's belly.........huhwhaaaaaa?

booboo's picture

We need Zero Hedge flags to hoist at their branch locations. AAAArrrgghh.

wisefool's picture

Like opening up all of our wireless routers to guest MAC addresses such that they can only visit zerohedge.com?

Brilliant. Like the scene in Return of the King when they light the signal fires from Gondor to Rohan?

New_Meat's picture

dangerous on so many levels.

RobinHood73's picture

The Orwellian nightmare is coming thru just as ZH has advised. The sham of a market has revealed itself for what it truly is: a serf manipulation machine incapable of intellectualizing  and suitably interpreting reality

ebworthen's picture

"Knowledge is dangerous."

"Ignorance is bliss."

Now go take your SOMA and buy some BAC and AAPL.

hooligan2009's picture

don't worry, the bac workers can still get the truth at home..or get told the truth during work hours by competitors

Rainman's picture

First they tried to infiltrate with Million Dollar Boreass and it didn't work. Now the final solution.

IridiumRebel's picture

I dropped those schmucks last year outta principle. I used to call them Bank of Satan.....Good Riddance and Kudos to Tyler.

ZeroAvatar's picture

When ZEROHEDGE is outlawed, only outlaws will have ZEROHEDGE.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

"Are you, or have you ever been a member of the American Pussy Party..." (click.)