"As Part Of Our Ongoing Effort To Protect Bank Of America, Zero Hedge Is Blocked"

Tyler Durden's picture

We couldn't have said it better: "Bank of America blocks users from accessing websites that present certain risks to the bank."

Let's see, maybe this will get Zero Hedge unblocked: "Just buy BAC stock. Others are doing it, so you must do it too. And if you buy in the next 5 minutes, you will get one free share for every share purchased!"

... Well, maybe not. 

Does this also mean we are not in contention for the Andrew Ross Sorkin Wall Street-sponsored website of the year award either?... Perhaps we should shelve those Pulitzer dreams too.

Oh well. At least the National Financial Enquirer and other various financial tabloids are still fully accessible at the bank that is best known for the worst M&A transaction of all time - Countrywide Financial. And that whole double bailout thing of course, first of Merrill, and then of Bank of America proper.

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David99's picture

For how long FED, ECB, BOE, BOJ will keep kicking the can down the road by printing trillions every day ??

ramacers's picture

they're just scratchin' the surface.... https://twitter.com/#/@qdrealm

buzzsaw99's picture

the ceo iz sum dum fuk

silverserfer's picture

this BOA move is very chinaish

stant's picture

first and 2nd rule of fight club

Dr. Engali's picture

Next up we will read.... zerohedge.com has been listed as a terrorist web site and has been seized.

silverserfer's picture

i thought that already happend two years ago?

Lendo's picture

You must be thinking about Kimdotcom and Megaupload.  Kidding, but he's calling out the United States Government on a daily basis on his Twitter.  Which is great.

knowless's picture

If this site goes down I'll be worried. Mainly because something that blatant precludes something worse.

darteaus's picture

ZH just level-upped!

zerozulu's picture

Zerohedge is for people who can make wise decisions.

ZeroAvatar's picture

Spiderman.............Biderman?   I gotta go check out Trimtabs.....while I still can.

fuu's picture

Admittedly the pop-ups might be annoying for people who can't use ad blocking add-ons.

j-dub's picture

Congratulations to Tyler and the staff at Zero Hedge.  When a morally and fiscally bankrupt institution wants their associates to have no more association with ZH, it can only be concluded that ZH is the beacon on the hill of truth.

 

Work for B of A?  (False) "patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel"-Samuel Johnson

Remember that well, oh, and dust off that resume.

Ahem, just in case

20-20 Hindsight's picture

Un-freaking-believable!  It must be a matter of time before ZH is banned from search engines...

NoDebt's picture

Everyone I've turned onto ZH has thanked me for it so far.  The feeling that "something is deeply wrong with the system" is well beyond the tin-foil-hat days.

It takes sites like this just to get out anythign like a truly different and opposing viewpoint in an intelligent way.

That being said, I know the day will come when I type in www.zerohedge.com and get the old "web domain does not exist.  Would you like to buy that domain name for $25?" or "Server Unavailable (now or ever again)".  Nothing this good lasts very long.

 

Tommy Gunner's picture

I have posted on finance sites including the Telegraph and Globe and Mail link to ZH articles frequently - also many people pleased with the intro.

I suggest that all ZH users do same - the only way to open the eyes of the masses to what is going on is by doing this

 

SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

bunnyswanson's picture

Tyler and Friends should create a new social network - ZBook ZSurveillance.

I hope this site doesn't go down the road Huffpo did.  Reading the comment secton there was why I frequented the HuffPo site (just like here).  Please Tylers, stay true.

Joebloinvestor's picture

I am sure they will blame it on all the fucking profanity to.

Watch all banks to follow the lead.

EclecticParrot's picture

Sacred shit -- I hate to side with a soul-sucking large financial employer, but I too have been increasingly concerned about all the mother-fucking profanity that is routinely deposited, like starling shit falling from the skies in early winter, acros the pages of this kick-ass site.  On this particular matter, the sons-of-bitches may have a fucking point.

vincent's picture

 

I READ ZEROHEDGE.COM   BITCHEZ...

 

It'll sweep the Nation

 

mick_richfield's picture

I still have a ZH hat that I wear.

It's getting kind of worn-looking.

Once in a while

I think someone recognizes

the Sign of the Theta.

Shell Game's picture

"If it bleeds, it can die!" 

 

Well done, Tylers, you've hurt them..   :)

Cosimo de Medici's picture

Must be disheartening to lose such a cherished demographic.  Just to help I've run a computer simulation of your expected ad revenue decline as a result of the blockage.  The graph, as a function of time, is presented below:

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Roandavid's picture

Nicely done!!!

 

mick_richfield's picture

You're right, you know. 

We do represent a threat to you, Bank of America.

We are the ones who know what you are

and who see what you do.

And we speak.

Your time, long though it has been, is ending.

Ours begins.

 

Cathartes Aura's picture

and how many ZH'rs still bank with BofA?

that was an interesting few threads of justification not so long ago. . .

jmcadg's picture

They forgot:

BrianMoynihanIsACunt.com

BrianMoynihanBlowsLloydBlankfein.fu

BrianMoynihanShitHisPantsAgain.net

I forgot, they've registered all those themselves, they'll be fine.

hooligan2009's picture

that is funny right there..i threw up in my mouth a little!

I am on to you's picture

So goes,when the Dealer takes on the Pusher!

Congratulations!

stewmint's picture

Sigh...I hope my employer/bank doesn't copy this.

 

Siiiiighhhhhh

Apeman's picture

That snapshot is like a trophee. They're afraid!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! You better hide, BOAtchez, you better hide!!!

smacker's picture

Well done all at ZH :-) You've got the criminals pooping their pants.

A Lunatic's picture

Tylers; how about offering (in the storefront) a ZH logo window sticker for our vehicles? 3 inches tall and proportionately wide perhaps..............

The Proletariat's picture

Conjaculations!

It must have been the nude photos of Marla...

paulbain's picture

 

 

 

 

Bank of America has told its employees:

"As Part Of Our Ongoing Effort To Protect Bank Of America (BoA), Zero Hedge Is Blocked"

Could someone please tell me which OTHER Web sites BoA has blocked?? If BoA doesn't want its employees to read such Web sites, then presumably such sites would likely be worth reading, and ASAP, too.

If no such web sites exist, then I surmise that ZH is the only financial web site that is worth reading. Or am I incorrect?? Please let me know.

-- Paul D. Bain

PaulBain@PObox.com

 

 

 

luckylogger's picture

Very good point, I would like to know that also.... Good work 'Tyler.... if you got this flag then you are telling something that is too close to the heart of the BOA big shots....................This is a gold meddle for 0hedge........

smacker's picture

The long list of other websites/blogs up on the left of ZH pages under the heading "Zero Hedge Reads" is probably as good a list as you'll find and all have something to offer to those of us who are still sane. The only one not listed that I read is Detlev Schlichter's blog (he's the author of "Paper Money Collapse"). He's a well versed guy in the Austrian model and writes some excellent essays.

http://detlevschlichter.com/

HTH :-)

paulbain's picture

 

 

 

 

Thanks, Smacker.

 

 

 

 

hedge your future's picture

“This is a stock exchange! There's no money you can steal!

Really? Then why are you people here?”

 

Manic by Proxy's picture

Bank of Amerika requires that one show "papers" to access opinion and reportage that is deemed dangerous, difficult or just plain inconvenient, proving that freedom and liberty are eroded to nonrecognition, making the business name a travesty of a mockery of a sham of mockery and giving a major itch to the trigger finger while entertaining visions of BAC bigwigs being perp-walked to FEMA camps liberated by patriots who discovered their firearms hadn't been boat wrecked after the Obama Executive Order outlawing firearms was issued and DHS, TSA, FBI, CIA, SS, AFT and the US Postal Service for christsakes attempt to seize said weaponry but desist after widely scattered instances of high velocity lead therapy quells the jackboot appetite for Nazi suppression of 2nd Amendment devotees. There, now I feel better.

e_goldstein's picture

Project Mayhem

(it's working)

forwardho's picture

And so it begins.

Banning truth, or even an apposing veiwpoint is the act of very frightened people.

Thoughts, like matter, cannot be destoyed. They can only be buried.

In the hands of the righteous, the "TRUTH" can be the most the most deadly of swords.

bugs_'s picture

4 years ago I broke down and had to block BAC from being my bank after 14 years of being a customer.

BAC - the door swings both ways.

knukles's picture

Hey, I got one for all you BAC Trust Dept, Asset Mgt and ML employees. 

BAC IS ABDICATING THEIR FIDUCIARY DUTY

Why?

Because there is more value added information contained on ZH than most standard run of the mill "acceptable" by BAC standards, evidently, financial web and news sites.

Therefore, limiting their money managers access to valuable information on a timely basis could arguably be a breach of Best Fiduciary and/or Fiduciary Duties.   May even be a breach of reasonable commercial duty...

And betcha me and a whole bunch a other pros would welcome a few weeks expert testimony for the plaintiffs on BAC's dime....

e_goldstein's picture

They're primary dealers, you really think they give a fuck?

knukles's picture

The trust and asset management operations are separate entities from the PD and ML trading ops.
And are held to fiduciary standards.
Whatever residual shreds those might be in this twisted day and age of fuck everybody, Grand Theft Country....

GTO's picture

Best start checking under the hood of your car.

Freddie's picture

Zero Hedge is like the Apple of web blogs.  Every day is like a new iPhone 5,6,7, infinity.

Like QE infinity.    ZH is the bestest site ever.