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"As Part Of Our Ongoing Effort To Protect Bank Of America, Zero Hedge Is Blocked"

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We couldn't have said it better: "Bank of America blocks users from accessing websites that present certain risks to the bank."

Let's see, maybe this will get Zero Hedge unblocked: "Just buy BAC stock. Others are doing it, so you must do it too. And if you buy in the next 5 minutes, you will get one free share for every share purchased!"

... Well, maybe not. 

Does this also mean we are not in contention for the Andrew Ross Sorkin Wall Street-sponsored website of the year award either?... Perhaps we should shelve those Pulitzer dreams too.

Oh well. At least the National Financial Enquirer and other various financial tabloids are still fully accessible at the bank that is best known for the worst M&A transaction of all time - Countrywide Financial. And that whole double bailout thing of course, first of Merrill, and then of Bank of America proper.

 

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Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:45 | 3076970 calgal
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Sound of champagne cork popping...Happy New Year Bitchez!

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:45 | 3076972 Thucydides
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AT&T also blocks Zerohedge.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:52 | 3077509 knukles
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Well now ain't that a fine howdie fucking do, the pot callin' the kettle black.... blocking one of the higher traffic web sites on its precious internet barebacked-boner with all the not sure anything seeeecret rooms capturing every fucking last electronic thought for the Library of Congress's records of the End of the Universe Collection including Elvis' Unreleased Sonnets.....

That's pitiful... unless just too many people spendin' way too much time, like me.....

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:46 | 3076973 Peterus
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Congrats!

No commentary needed.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:48 | 3076982 putbuyer
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Super. This will increase exposure to ZH. How dumb these liberals are... LOL

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:55 | 3077002 jomama
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however in the fuck you connected BofA to liberals is beyond my imagination.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:09 | 3077035 putbuyer
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I'll be nice. Hey stupid? friends of Mizilo, took the fake bailout. Sold liar CDS Trances. Supports Hussein. Yo can fuck jomama idiot. Drone!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:50 | 3076986 suckerfishzilla
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Why just bitch and moan about corporate censorship?  On some comment boards the mob can collapse your musings.  That wasn't no corporation that junked me off the board at msn for saying something bad about Barry Gibb.  I personally just got kicked off of one comment board 72 hours ago.  It ain't no thing.  There's other bridges to burn. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:50 | 3076987 Freewheelin Franklin
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SOCKet Secure (SOCKS), bitchez.

Here's a short list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOCKS#SOCKS_Servers

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:51 | 3076990 The Duke of New...
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Long NY Fed Tungsten.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:52 | 3076996 Clever Name
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Huzzah!

Now where is TD? Whats the record for up arrows? Even a post by him/them that was an eloquent "." would set it right here.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:53 | 3076997 Global Hunter
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Nice!  They are panicking and they are going to have to bring attention to Zero Hedge.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:55 | 3077001 vincent
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"the reality is that BAC corporate (IT and Info Security) most likely have no idea this site exists."

 

Whatthef ckever

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:58 | 3077010 fijisailor
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Who cares.  Lots of corporate networks block certain web sites not in their interest.  Doesn't really mean much of anything.  Probably just some IT guy decided arbitrarily.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:12 | 3077062 putbuyer
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After you finish your $5 Starbucks ass fuck, maybe you can wake up from your dream.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:43 | 3077132 fijisailor
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OOOOOH bad words make you look like a real man.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:02 | 3077021 bnbdnb
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It very well could be a mass block. Who knows.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:02 | 3077022 ZFiNX
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"certain" risks.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:02 | 3077023 deepsouthdoug
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A badge of honor - congrats!!!!!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:10 | 3077051 reader2010
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Fuck Yeah!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:18 | 3077236 lakecity55
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Watch Butch Napussytano shut down anything at all in the world to do with gunz sites tomorrow.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:14 | 3077063 Non Passaran
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Hehe what a bunch of banksta morons!
Even China doesn't block ZH!
This is a unique American Fascist, USA-only service!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:16 | 3077067 ptoemmes
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Someone with far more skill than I - Anonymous perhaps - ought to redirect the main BAC website to www.zerohedge.com

 

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:18 | 3077070 wisefool
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Awe. We didn't get bent out of shape last year when the list of the top ten rouges in financial media had our heros (TD, Max and Stacy, Reggie) but also included MSM people. Tyler didn't ban us from discussing bloomberg, FT, CNBC, etc. in our posts.

(i'll try to find the post, it was a WB7 contribution)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:18 | 3077071 whoopsing
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How does that old saying go about the importance of who a mans enemys are vs. who his freinds are ?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:18 | 3077073 Tommy Gunner
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ZERO HEDGE - YOU HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

 

It would seem you have the attention of those who really run the show now.  

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:26 | 3077090 conspicio
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I can almost guarantee that the BAC corporate naughty filter is skewed to block any site with mention of weapons brands, ammo, or other insurgent related activities. Just try to load an article with the words "food porn" or anything bastardized into noun-porn for readership that ends up blocked. And of course, the BAC naughty filter is located in SFO, so there is the NARUS to worry about. WTF is a NARUS? HYG http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/05/70914

 

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Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:53 | 3077159 Tyler Durden
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See comment 3077052

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:08 | 3077513 conspicio
conspicio's picture

Mein Gott Im Himmel! Well then. And la ti da with a fine how do you do.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:28 | 3077096 dark pools of soros
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but they can still hit ya on their iPhones while on the shitter

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:29 | 3077099 optimator
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Looks like Zero Hedge could be Boa's Black Swan.  They can control (terrorize) any and everyone else in media, but not Zero Hedge.  Of course they don't like anyone peeking behind their Potemkin Village front.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:31 | 3077103 Arkadaba
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Calling anonymous!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:39 | 3077125 Bansters-in-my-...
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Thats like a Badge of Honour.= *****

Good on Tyler(s)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:41 | 3077129 WallowaMountainMan
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block party.

my place...anytime...byo everything...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:42 | 3077131 tony bonn
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a badge of honor to be slimed by the nazi bank of america....i would love to see that asswipe bank go up in flames.....

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:44 | 3077133 Curt W
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My mortgage was purchased by them with countrywide.  From day one, I hated Bank of America/outsourced phonebank India.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:50 | 3077146 erg
erg's picture

Double godammit. Goddamn! I gotta refresh more. A lot more. I look away for a few moments and I'm missing all this. Pisses me off.

Everybody has a plan until you punch them in the face

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:49 | 3077149 ekm
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I really think that things has gotten so stupid, that right now the Primary Dealers are voting which ones are going to collapse, same as in 2008 when they decided that Bear Stearns and Lehman had to go.

 

Something tells me that Merryll Lynch BAC or Deutsche Bankd Securities or UBS Securities are going to be voted out very soon.

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:54 | 3077160 Aurora Ex Machina
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Given the job losses @ UBS. and the conviction of their token African trader, I'm fairly sure they voted themselves out.

At least they're honourable enough to do it themselves, instead of having to be bailed / processed and cut up.

 

That's the old Swiss honour system at work; you know, back when bankers were actually decent people (it did exist, and there's pockets of it still around).

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:54 | 3077161 Mr.Really.Fed.Up
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Tyler,

Is it possible that your site, zerohedge.com, may have contracted some kind of malware/ virus and that there is nothing nefarious in BAC's blocking?

 

Commodo web inspector said you safe though.

 

No malicious activity or malware detected. Scan Time: 2012-12-19 01:51:33 UTC.

Scanned single URL |Report as Malicious Scanned IP: 178.209.48.13 Country: Switzerland Scan results for the last 7 days:

1 Safe 
0 Suspicious 
0 High Risk 
0 Inconclusive  Blacklist Checking: Safe   Phishing: Safe   Malicious Activity: Safe   Malware Downloads: Safe   Suspicious Activity: Safe   http://siteinspector.comodo.com/images/details/sep.png); background-position: 50% 0%; background-repeat: no-repeat repeat;" rowspan="8" width="35">  Domain: zerohedge.com Website: http://zerohedge.com Show Whois information Show history for this website Show history for this page

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:57 | 3077172 Aurora Ex Machina
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ZH runs ads that if you aren't running silent mode track and produce ads for your desires. That's why Yen gets such great car ads, and I get a trabant.

 

Too many BoA employees had midget tranny-porn ads popping up as they were reading the site, that's the real issue.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:07 | 3077203 Uncle Remus
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Well, there IS that revolving door from the SEC...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:13 | 3077214 Aurora Ex Machina
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I've no problem with a midget transvestite porn star running a portfolio as long as they do it well. A good friend was once Andrew, and now is Alex; fair play to her, much better looking now.

 

But, you had to mention the SEC. They're not even in that part of the venn diagram. More like here.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:41 | 3077479 MeelionDollerBogus
Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:04 | 3077834 Aurora Ex Machina
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Well, clicking on that is bound to cause pink slips, but one should always read the label before jumping in.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:54 | 3077163 Stuart
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If anyone has a bank of america account, CLOSE IT !!!!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:38 | 3077600 Darksky
Darksky's picture

Refinanced my home loan couple months ago and now they get nothing from me. Bank of Texas baby!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:58 | 3077177 Antifederalist
Antifederalist's picture

CRIMETHINK!

We must block this evil site which supports CRIMETHINK.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:08 | 3077204 SunBlaster
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Truth hearts, blocking it will not reduce the pain.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:16 | 3077229 lakecity55
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Man, BAC is Scared!

Only control-freak tyrant thieving idiots would block a site--- just because of INFORMATION.

Go, ZH!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:20 | 3077237 NoelConfidence
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and so ZeroHedge should block Moynihan... you know he reads it everyday.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:23 | 3077246 Jumbotron
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Truthiness tested...

Bank of America disapproved.

 

Congrats Tyler ! 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:26 | 3077252 sitenine
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Congratulations!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:28 | 3077258 Faust100F
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Great Job of exposing these carpetbaggers.  Onward and upward. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:28 | 3077261 Village Smithy
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Yes, most days I can be found in my basement staring in vain hope at my pathetic computer screens trying desperately to make a living trading this this openly manipulated market. Why do I do it? Because I could never stand for someone impairing my freedom to choose like that.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:32 | 3077272 Pee Wee
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With smart phones, this is relevent how?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:42 | 3077312 luna_man
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Well, I think BofA, is a day late & dollar short!...

 

MY MAIN MAN, just the way we like it!!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:47 | 3077326 10mm
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I got news for you fuck nuts.I was just blocked on my employers web site.Fuckin cock suckin maggots.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:04 | 3077373 Aurora Ex Machina
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I'm guessing you got fired as well, due to you being able to post?

And that whole homophobic language thing. **Winning**

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:10 | 3077388 El Hosel
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... Keep the "certain risk" coming ZH! Finally something sticks to a teflon Bankster.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:11 | 3077392 Unlawful Justice
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Conspiracy-Theorist are a bunch of paranoids that live in denial of the MSM and denounced as illogical. What is BofA afraid of anyway?  

 

 

 

/Sarc

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:15 | 3077398 David99
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ZH is only doing good job and reporting correctly. Tyler is a real true person though I have never met him. FED+BOE+ECB+BOJ are the biggest manipulators and JPM +GS +20PD's act on their behalf in this Ponzi Casino. It is all rigged Ponzi Casino. JPM & GS do maximum manipulations from London as no regulators are looking what is going on daily. London is the best place to manipulate Ponzi Casino as no regulators as they are watching porno. Manipulations of highest order without any regulations as every one has been purchased and regulators watching porno. In last 10 trading days, Rio Tinto manipulated by +25% gain and regulators watching porno. JPM doing it. It is just Casino and nothing else. Regulators are watching porno, don't know how Rio Tinto is manipulating daily. On LSE, there is no checks and balances and maximum manipulations daily by Rio Tinto. The market is Casino and the biggest manipulated stock is Rio Tinto and JPM is pulling up daily and no regulations for Rio Tinto in London

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:15 | 3077404 w00dmann
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Could BAC blacklist me too?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:28 | 3077438 newengland
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Well done, ZH. Publish and be damned...err...blocked...uh...anyhoo,  well done! 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:28 | 3077440 bulldung
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As a self employed worker I fully understand this as I usually spend about an hour a day on Zero hedge.I would probably fire myself if I worked for anyone else.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:28 | 3077441 Xrated
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I work in the Home Retention Department at BOA.

I check this website every hour, am I the cause?

We are banned for security reasons from websites we can log into for social media, so the rule is don't log in at work.

My guess is some Indian at BOA-India (thats the IT that reads all our emails) spilled the beans on us.

I promise, I never logged in to ZH at work.

Got an Iphone app?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:11 | 3077843 lakecity55
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Thanks for the scoop.

Now we know, in addition to being O-Phone's bank, the mgmt is too cheap to hire American IT guys.

Losers!

(not u, poster).

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:29 | 3077445 billsbest
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How to become a greater credit risk to a bank? We want to be blocked, too.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:41 | 3077856 bunnyswanson
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The time is gong to come when everyone realizes we are just a bunch of fucking morons.  What should we do, Walter?  ~~ Fuck it, Dude, Let's go bowling.  "The Big Lebowski." 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:30 | 3077446 MeelionDollerBogus
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#winning

No surprise to me when Facebook froze out my ability to post (before I de-activated it for good) it was when I posted zerohege articles about the fraud pre-IPO with Goldman & Facebook

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:32 | 3077450 Smuckers
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I guess they finally realized sheep CAN read - and it gots them scared a'silly.

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:32 | 3077451 yogibear
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Congrats! Shows Zero Hedge is viewed by critical thinkers. We have enough sheep.

The SEC probably has you blocked but not porn sites. You know what their investigating.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:47 | 3077492 Oh-Globits
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ZH has ANGERED the BANK OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!!!! 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:48 | 3077497 Mister Minsk
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BAC are Nazis in disguise!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:53 | 3077511 dirtyfiles
dirtyfiles's picture

response is awesome it is effective...good job

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:11 | 3077542 Pike Bishop
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"If they aren't throwing rocks at you, then you aren't making a difference."

Martin Luther King Jr. to 4 bruised and disgruntled whitebread Northern college boys who were spending a fully credited "interim semester" registering Negroes to vote in AL.

The road less traveled took on a whole new meaning that day. A powerful cognition was born that day.

The more they come after you, and the harder they hit..... the stronger you become.

Believe that and breathe it in, and you become a very resilient and scary force.

 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:10 | 3077553 Baldrick
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BAC is not important, but I do believe you earned a nomination for a Pulitzer for the write up that you did on the fed buying puts on t-bills.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:16 | 3077561 SubjectivObject
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I love the smell of rejection by the banksters.

Smells like .....

Victory.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:31 | 3077591 helping_friendl...
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BoC blocks the ability to vent. Now an employee will go postal because the bosses plugged the vent!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:40 | 3077599 Derezzed
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LOL this rly made my day. Congrats zh, it means you're doing fine, keep up the good job ... me want more juicy articles about BofA

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:43 | 3077608 unununium
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BAC reached major resistance today laid down in the 2009 time frame.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:43 | 3077609 CvlDobd
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I think it was also recently blocked at a company that trades under the symbol WFC.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:45 | 3077613 vachon
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I couldn't be prouder of you.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:33 | 3077641 pebblewriter
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I had the same thing happen to pebblewriter.com courtesy of one bank in particular.  I shouldn't name names, but it might have had something to do with this 3/28 article in which I questioned whether this certain bank would ever reach $35 again. 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-what-do-bankers-dream

It probably didn't help that 3 sessions later the stock did indeed max out at 34.59 and plunged below $30. It took over five months (and QE3) for it to finally climb back to $35 -- where it spent a glorious month (it's taking another stab at 35, closing at 34.96 today.) 

The pebblewriter subscribers who work there have to access the website via smart phones or tablets.  Come to think of it, I think it's time for an update on the stock.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:23 | 3077650 Billy Shears
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 He was close, real close. I couldn't see him yet, but I could feel him, as if the boat were being sucked upriver and the water was flowing back into the jungle. Whatever was going to happen, it wasn't gonna be the way they call it back in Nha Trang. 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:05 | 3077836 lakecity55
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+1 LOL

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:29 | 3077657 williambanzai7
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I hope you blocked them back.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:35 | 3077661 They Tried to S...
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Andrew Ross Sorkin = DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:48 | 3077683 TacticalZen
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To be blocked by these criminals is a badge of honor.  Keep up the outstanding work of sticking sharp pointy objects into the TPTB.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 02:15 | 3077707 freedogger
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I guess we will just have to email them the articles then:

http://www.keepbankofamericahonest.com/index.php/forum/5-boa-news-and-an...

 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 02:16 | 3077708 monopoly
monopoly's picture

What a hoot. BAC afraid of Zero Hedge. The truth hurts. And agree, employees of all banks will now go home and ask "What is all the fuss about this website called Zero Hedge". Think I will check it out. Might need more servers soon Tyler. Love it.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 02:59 | 3077737 fishwharf
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I remember the old  BofA branch on Telegraph Ave. in Berkeley before it was turned into a windowless fortress.  Ahh, the good old days!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 04:10 | 3077763 Likstane
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Time to bust out my ZH t-shirt and head down to the local BOA and trade in my FRN's for as many nickels as they will give.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 04:40 | 3077785 mt paul
mt paul's picture

knock knock

Tyler sent me ....

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:00 | 3077831 FJ
FJ's picture

Have you ever felt so proud getting rejected by the thought police?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:18 | 3077845 sink critically
sink critically's picture

When the going gets tough, the tough get popular. I came to zh for a financial education and stayed for the facts-in-your-face realism. If the plan is to get people talking about zh, reading zh, and then talking about what they read on zh, then the plan is going swimmingly. Well done.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:38 | 3077855 David99
David99's picture

FED is the biggest criminal on this planet.

ZH is only doing good job and reporting correctly. Tyler is a real true person though I have never met him. FED+BOE+ECB+BOJ are the biggest manipulators and JPM +GS +20PD's act on their behalf in this Ponzi Casino. It is all rigged Ponzi Casino. JPM & GS do maximum manipulations from London as no regulators are looking what is going on daily. London is the best place to manipulate Ponzi Casino as no regulators as they are watching porno. Manipulations of highest order without any regulations as every one has been purchased and regulators watching porno. In last 10 trading days, Rio Tinto manipulated by +25% gain and regulators watching porno. JPM doing it. It is just Casino and nothing else. Regulators are watching porno, don't know how Rio Tinto is manipulating daily. On LSE, there is no checks and balances and maximum manipulations daily by Rio Tinto. The market is Casino and the biggest manipulated stock is Rio Tinto and JPM is pulling up daily and no regulations for Rio Tinto in London

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 07:10 | 3077869 Overdrawn
Overdrawn's picture

Wow, Respect -:)

 Well done Zero Hedge, do you think Goldman Sachs will follow?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 08:36 | 3077975 bunnyswanson
bunnyswanson's picture

 Morphine.  In Spite of Me. (Cure for Pain)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egqI84zsnYw

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 07:24 | 3077875 NuYawkFrankie
NuYawkFrankie's picture

BAC - Blocked Access Corporation

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 08:30 | 3077961 caShOnlY
caShOnlY's picture

It was a bright cold day in April.........

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 09:00 | 3078013 Downtoolong
Downtoolong's picture

So, now truth is a risk asset. And like all the rest, that index is tanking fast among the PTB.

 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 10:02 | 3078015 El_Puerco
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If zerohedge is not on the first page off http://www.infowars.com/..becasue it's not impostant!...

2112 is near!, in case, we don't see each other no more, I SALUTE YOU...

:)

 

place to hide if...https://s3.amazonaws.com/Gigapans/EBC_Pumori_050112_8bit_FLAT/EBC_Pumori...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 09:12 | 3078037 Ignatius J Reilly
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

 

That always works.

 

ZH rocks.  FU BAC!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 09:16 | 3078047 DoctorSahn
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Overheard at a Chase bank from 2 employees:

 

#1: "I'm an idiot, I should have gotten in around $40 on Chase stock".

 

#2: "Yeah, they are saying bank stocks are a bargain right now"

 

I wanted to look up and ask them who 'they' was, but I just let it go.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 09:18 | 3078060 Vooter
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LOL! That's fucking great...keep up the good work....

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 09:52 | 3078148 JPMorgan
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If you work for the BOA I would put in a shitty I.T support ticket about it lol.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 09:55 | 3078157 1eyedman
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most excellent.    if youre not stepping on toes, youre not trying hard enough.   if your enemy is more powerful, annoy him.   

attempting to discredit is the surest road to acknowleging there is some truth there.   usually when there is a large gap between opponents, the stronger never mentions the other by name.  

i wonder how many people never heard of zh, but now do and are checking it out via there own personal devices....

truth to power

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 10:08 | 3078196 redeals
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Sometimes you can tell more by looking at a person's enemies than his friends.

Well done ZH, Badge of Honor.

Thu, 12/20/2012 - 06:11 | 3081915 awakening
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Quite a shiny new badge there ZH, wear it with pride. =D

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