"As Part Of Our Ongoing Effort To Protect Bank Of America, Zero Hedge Is Blocked"

Tyler Durden's picture

We couldn't have said it better: "Bank of America blocks users from accessing websites that present certain risks to the bank."

Let's see, maybe this will get Zero Hedge unblocked: "Just buy BAC stock. Others are doing it, so you must do it too. And if you buy in the next 5 minutes, you will get one free share for every share purchased!"

... Well, maybe not. 

Does this also mean we are not in contention for the Andrew Ross Sorkin Wall Street-sponsored website of the year award either?... Perhaps we should shelve those Pulitzer dreams too.

Oh well. At least the National Financial Enquirer and other various financial tabloids are still fully accessible at the bank that is best known for the worst M&A transaction of all time - Countrywide Financial. And that whole double bailout thing of course, first of Merrill, and then of Bank of America proper.

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calgal's picture

Sound of champagne cork popping...Happy New Year Bitchez!

 

Thucydides's picture

AT&T also blocks Zerohedge.

knukles's picture

Well now ain't that a fine howdie fucking do, the pot callin' the kettle black.... blocking one of the higher traffic web sites on its precious internet barebacked-boner with all the not sure anything seeeecret rooms capturing every fucking last electronic thought for the Library of Congress's records of the End of the Universe Collection including Elvis' Unreleased Sonnets.....

That's pitiful... unless just too many people spendin' way too much time, like me.....

Peterus's picture

Congrats!

No commentary needed.

putbuyer's picture

Super. This will increase exposure to ZH. How dumb these liberals are... LOL

jomama's picture

however in the fuck you connected BofA to liberals is beyond my imagination.

putbuyer's picture

I'll be nice. Hey stupid? friends of Mizilo, took the fake bailout. Sold liar CDS Trances. Supports Hussein. Yo can fuck jomama idiot. Drone!

suckerfishzilla's picture

Why just bitch and moan about corporate censorship?  On some comment boards the mob can collapse your musings.  That wasn't no corporation that junked me off the board at msn for saying something bad about Barry Gibb.  I personally just got kicked off of one comment board 72 hours ago.  It ain't no thing.  There's other bridges to burn. 

Clever Name's picture

Huzzah!

Now where is TD? Whats the record for up arrows? Even a post by him/them that was an eloquent "." would set it right here.

Global Hunter's picture

Nice!  They are panicking and they are going to have to bring attention to Zero Hedge.

vincent's picture

"the reality is that BAC corporate (IT and Info Security) most likely have no idea this site exists."

 

Whatthef ckever

fijisailor's picture

Who cares.  Lots of corporate networks block certain web sites not in their interest.  Doesn't really mean much of anything.  Probably just some IT guy decided arbitrarily.

putbuyer's picture

After you finish your $5 Starbucks ass fuck, maybe you can wake up from your dream.

fijisailor's picture

OOOOOH bad words make you look like a real man.

bnbdnb's picture

It very well could be a mass block. Who knows.

ZFiNX's picture

"certain" risks.

deepsouthdoug's picture

A badge of honor - congrats!!!!!

lakecity55's picture

Watch Butch Napussytano shut down anything at all in the world to do with gunz sites tomorrow.

Non Passaran's picture

Hehe what a bunch of banksta morons!
Even China doesn't block ZH!
This is a unique American Fascist, USA-only service!

ptoemmes's picture

Someone with far more skill than I - Anonymous perhaps - ought to redirect the main BAC website to www.zerohedge.com

 

 

wisefool's picture

Awe. We didn't get bent out of shape last year when the list of the top ten rouges in financial media had our heros (TD, Max and Stacy, Reggie) but also included MSM people. Tyler didn't ban us from discussing bloomberg, FT, CNBC, etc. in our posts.

(i'll try to find the post, it was a WB7 contribution)

whoopsing's picture

How does that old saying go about the importance of who a mans enemys are vs. who his freinds are ?

Tommy Gunner's picture

CONGRATULATIONS TO ZERO HEDGE - YOU HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

 

It would seem you have the attention of those who really run the show now.  

conspicio's picture

I can almost guarantee that the BAC corporate naughty filter is skewed to block any site with mention of weapons brands, ammo, or other insurgent related activities. Just try to load an article with the words "food porn" or anything bastardized into noun-porn for readership that ends up blocked. And of course, the BAC naughty filter is located in SFO, so there is the NARUS to worry about. WTF is a NARUS? HYG http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/05/70914

 

And, just to make sure we stay blocked...

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conspicio's picture

Mein Gott Im Himmel! Well then. And la ti da with a fine how do you do.

dark pools of soros's picture

but they can still hit ya on their iPhones while on the shitter

optimator's picture

Looks like Zero Hedge could be Boa's Black Swan.  They can control (terrorize) any and everyone else in media, but not Zero Hedge.  Of course they don't like anyone peeking behind their Potemkin Village front.

Arkadaba's picture

Calling anonymous!

Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

Thats like a Badge of Honour.= *****

Good on Tyler(s)

WallowaMountainMan's picture

block party.

my place...anytime...byo everything...

tony bonn's picture

a badge of honor to be slimed by the nazi bank of america....i would love to see that asswipe bank go up in flames.....

Curt W's picture

My mortgage was purchased by them with countrywide.  From day one, I hated Bank of America/outsourced phonebank India.

erg's picture

Double godammit. Goddamn! I gotta refresh more. A lot more. I look away for a few moments and I'm missing all this. Pisses me off.

Everybody has a plan until you punch them in the face

ekm's picture

I really think that things has gotten so stupid, that right now the Primary Dealers are voting which ones are going to collapse, same as in 2008 when they decided that Bear Stearns and Lehman had to go.

 

Something tells me that Merryll Lynch BAC or Deutsche Bankd Securities or UBS Securities are going to be voted out very soon.

 

Aurora Ex Machina's picture

Given the job losses @ UBS. and the conviction of their token African trader, I'm fairly sure they voted themselves out.

At least they're honourable enough to do it themselves, instead of having to be bailed / processed and cut up.

 

That's the old Swiss honour system at work; you know, back when bankers were actually decent people (it did exist, and there's pockets of it still around).

Mr.Really.Fed.Up's picture

Tyler,

Is it possible that your site, zerohedge.com, may have contracted some kind of malware/ virus and that there is nothing nefarious in BAC's blocking?

 

Commodo web inspector said you safe though.

 

No malicious activity or malware detected. Scan Time: 2012-12-19 01:51:33 UTC.

Scanned single URL |Report as Malicious Scanned IP: 178.209.48.13 Country: Switzerland Scan results for the last 7 days:

1 Safe 
0 Suspicious 
0 High Risk 
0 Inconclusive  Blacklist Checking: Safe   Phishing: Safe   Malicious Activity: Safe   Malware Downloads: Safe   Suspicious Activity: Safe   http://siteinspector.comodo.com/images/details/sep.png); background-position: 50% 0%; background-repeat: no-repeat repeat;" rowspan="8" width="35">  Domain: zerohedge.com Website: http://zerohedge.com Show Whois information Show history for this website Show history for this page

Aurora Ex Machina's picture

ZH runs ads that if you aren't running silent mode track and produce ads for your desires. That's why Yen gets such great car ads, and I get a trabant.

 

Too many BoA employees had midget tranny-porn ads popping up as they were reading the site, that's the real issue.

Uncle Remus's picture

Well, there IS that revolving door from the SEC...

Aurora Ex Machina's picture

I've no problem with a midget transvestite porn star running a portfolio as long as they do it well. A good friend was once Andrew, and now is Alex; fair play to her, much better looking now.

 

But, you had to mention the SEC. They're not even in that part of the venn diagram. More like here.

Aurora Ex Machina's picture

Well, clicking on that is bound to cause pink slips, but one should always read the label before jumping in.

Stuart's picture

If anyone has a bank of america account, CLOSE IT !!!!

Darksky's picture

Refinanced my home loan couple months ago and now they get nothing from me. Bank of Texas baby!

Antifederalist's picture

CRIMETHINK!

We must block this evil site which supports CRIMETHINK.

SunBlaster's picture

Truth hearts, blocking it will not reduce the pain.

lakecity55's picture

Man, BAC is Scared!

Only control-freak tyrant thieving idiots would block a site--- just because of INFORMATION.

Go, ZH!