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Obama Speaks Again
No, it isn't the first time Obama has spoken on the Fiscal Cliff, and more importantly, the debt ceiling, which no matter what happens today appears set to remain unresolved as part of today's 60 day stopgap deal, if indeed one materializes. It won't be the last. There will be, however, much hope, optimism, and scapegoating, as always.
As a reminder, here are the rules of the drinking game - every time someone, in this case Obama, says:
- "optimistic", do 1 shot;
- "not optimistic" - 2 shots;
- "cautiously optimistic" - 3 shots;
- "guardedly optimistic" - 4 shots;
- "encouraged" - 5 shots
- "hopeful" - 10 shots
- "fair" - 15 shots
- And, naturally, "Bush's fault" - chug
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Let me be perfectly clear. Dick Clark won't drop the ball today. Instead, those wascally Wepublicans will be the culpwit.
Asian man, White lady, Black man, Hispanic lady, Black woman, White man, Hispanic male, etc.
WTF? This guy just spews total BULLSHIT what '$1 trillion in cuts'? YOU havent had a passed budget your WHOLE TERM you lyin sack of shit!
Go on with your bad self Sheep!
The best part I think is he talks like we're all kindergarteners!
He is Illuminati
"He is Illuminati"
Didn't you mean Stooge of the Illumniati?
yeah but he spent six trillion in new debt in a "balanced" approach. Look at all these middle class folks. Kardashian is pregnant, etc.
Thank God she don't remember me from the roofies
As expected. He wants to spend more. Why not balance the budget by first cutting Federal salaries and benefits - and bring them in line with the private sector?? Yeah - I be dreamin'.
Would someone in the room punch this lying, anorexic waste of a human skin in the mouth please?
What a fucking idiot. And where in good greens gods name do they get the fawning twats laughing and humouring him?
If I were there I would be on CNN the morrow morning for giving the shit-bag a fucking good hiding.
+1 for 'fawning twats'
A bold face partisan liar... the US is pooched.
All bow in worshipful reverence to His Unholy Unctuousness, the Dictator of Debt!
Hail Caesar, also known as Emperor Obama!
Oh fuck...this is going to drone on forever...'baffle em with bullshit' on steroids and crystal meth!
Trying to convince the Republicans to bend over like the faggots they are.
One word hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Algos dont give a fuck ObaMao! Where's da FREE MONEEYS??
just rubbed the republican's noses in their compromise. ego driven.
10 chugs for everytime Obama says, "I want to be clear" thats code words for more BS.
So really - nothing. Nice.
Whenever Emperor Barack Hussein Obama II decides to suffer us another soliloquy masquerading as an exchange with the people, we know we can look forward to a delightful combination of pomposity, narcissism, banality, and tendentiousness.jk/at
Why is that woman so fat?
As the Surgeon General of the United States, she needs to be able to relate to the common people?
We need to pass a law and outlaw spoons!
She doesn't use a spoon. She regurgitates her food and spits it into the mouths of the starving poor children.
Cannot watch this ........excuse me please.
Ladies and Gentleman: The President of the United States and the Walmart Choral Stooges. All Rise!
He just said fairer. I am wasted after hopeful.
Anyone here invited to the big $10MM HoDown at the WH tonight to bring in a New Year of Hope and Change?
He is such a liar.
He keeps talking about the automatic spending cuts that congress voted for, as if he had nothing to do with it?
He signed the law, didn't he?
What a scumbag hypocrite this POS is!
Man, is he ever babling, repatatively. Bring back the telepromter!
Sustainability = Agenda 21
Of course. Obama is nothing but the front man for implementing Agenda 21 here in the US. Been groomed for that position since his teens....
We is saved :-) YAY!
How many more time must we hear the same bullshit. Hurting Seniors, Students, Middleclass. Gee he even brought his own cheering section.
Where did he find all these cheerleaders from?
"balanced" shoulda been on the list - we'd all be loaded already.
Tyler - you need to amend the rules to include "balanced" and "responsible". Shit-faced drunk if that happens.
he's just trying to prolong this so he doesn't have to go back to Hawaii
Brilliant Zer0head!
DavidC
All I want to know is when does his third term start?
Its already started.
Careful, remember his exec order could be enacted right after he starts WWIII.
Is it over yet? Vandy game at halftime...nothing but deic (dog eater in chief) on my other channels.
Mediocrity. That is all I can say.
Is the black women behind him a midget? lol
If the lady in the blue dress could lay out a nice crop duster fart, this whole thing would be over!
Vacuous, vapid diatribe.
Populism at its finest ... Y'all.
Now see, let me be clear you dumb buncha monkeys....I be so proud myself cause I get to be president. Me bein' president means me is gunna be famous and portant.
This why I got picked. It be cause I am me. Now, what will happen is I will be impotent, and all the stuff i'd be'd comin' to figer out is that now I be president.
So now here I be, the president, and I want to let you appreciate learnin' that.
I'm glad about bein' president and this is the united states.
More proof that you can't fix stupid. We're all fucked, and THEY all know it.
Is he still campaigning? Dictators don't need to be reelected. They just confiscate our guns and declare themselves dictator for life.
He will do a Putin / Chavez and re-write the constituion to run for a 3rd term.
Dont forget Bloomberg.
And now the market says ... huh ?
Different speaking style, y'all.
A lot of fatty's on the stage with Barry O'cocksucker. Michelle would not be happy. I wonder if he has Reggie Love for sleepovers when Michelle is in Hawaii
Thank God that's over - back to Infowars.com
All I want to know is what the lady with the pierced upper lip doing for new years. I'm all over that.
Shared Sacrifice = Drink the Whole Fifth.
THAT'S IT! WALKS OFF WITH THE FAT CHICKS TO GRAND APPLAUSE!
Translation of Obama dribble ===> We have no deal....that is why I am out here cheerleading again....
Will he be flying back to Hawaii soon to join his fat first lady?
I didn't do it
GOOD THING NO ONE DROPPED A DONUT!! WOULD HAVE CAUSED A FAT CHICK RIOT ON NATIONAL TV!
Vote: Hillary, plastic surgery complications
Vote: Hillary, actually has a concussion
Vote: Concussion, she fell while dehydrated/sick
Vote: Concussion, she fell while completely blotto
Benghazi-itis amnesiaform.
No she fell after she had one to many drinks. She must have just got back from the dominican republic where she was at a New Years eve party. Booze and sitting on a plane too long will cause clots.
Time to be scrubbed clean with a wire brush. Why did I waste good wanking time?
A great soundtrack to this farce - The Illusion of Progress:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAyMip9MCfU
Typical middle class family worker that just so happens to be near the WH today and want to offer their support for the president. lol lol lol lol. What a charade. You can't make this shit up anymore. This is like a bad sitcom. First of all if you know any of those fools who showed up today don't have them baby sit your kids because you can't trust their common sense.
They were picked out of the line waiting for their free Obama phones. Obama gave them the phones personally after his rant. Imagine that 50 years ago these assholes would get a care package and maybe a chunk of cheese. It all started going down hill when they did away with the care package and started giving food stamps and welfare checks.
Hope he doesn't get the bright idea of signing papers later tonight. This is typically the night he decides to kill Americans.
McCain and copany are ripping him over his cheer leading press conference on the floor of the Senate. They basically said that what the president said "was lacking in civility and leadership" (direct quote btw). Obama is going to have a rough time in the House with a peanut butter sandwich after that stunt.
Wonder if Hillary will go so far as to have her breasts removed to aviod testifying under oath about the crimes of Benghazi?? Biden fell down too, but he does that often... he also has a clot... it restricts bloodflow to his brain and his hair, but not his pie-hole or his A-hole.
Operation Green Job complete..... Just look at the VIX, how do they do that? That is the Bernanke signature... Bitch slap the VIX to sound the all clear for the Federallies.
Re Obama Speaks Again
My sincere and earnest 2013 Wish is that Barry O'Bimbo would STFU.
And a Happy New Year to all at ZH.