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Boehner Reelected As Speaker Of 113th Congress

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It seems that despite a plethora of posturing and rancorous rhetoric from splinter-group after splinter-group questioning every aspect of Boehner's banality; the Republican managed to squeeze through with no real problems (as even an apparent nemesis - Cantor - stood by his man's side).


No 'secret ballot' this time, full "viva voce" roll call to follow - Boehner 220, Pelosi 192, Other (including Colin Powell) 15.


As Fox News noted:

Most Americans would be shocked to learn that the election of the Speaker is not done by secret ballot. Instead, on the first day of a new Congress, each member is called by name on the floor to announce, with party leadership looking on, whom that member supports for Speaker.

As The Hill reports - there were more than a couple of defections though:

Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) was re-elected Speaker of the House on Thursday after a week of rumors of a possible GOP revolt. Boehner won a bare majority in a vote that saw nine Republicans vote for other GOP members, and several others who abstained from voting or voted "present."


Two years ago, Boehner won all available 241 GOP votes.


In a vote that opened the 113th Congress, Justin Amash (R-Mich.) voted for Rep. Raul Labrador (R-Idaho). Freshman Reps. Jim Bridenstein (R-Okla.) and Ted Yoho (R-Fla.) and Rep. Steve Pearce (R-N.M.) all voted for Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), but Cantor himself voted for Boehner.


Reps. Paul Broun (R-Ga.) and Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) voted for outgoing member Allen West (R-Fla.). Rep. Walter Jones (R-N.C.) voted for former Comptroller General David Walker.


Speakers of the House do not have to be members of the House, although they all have been.


Rep. Tom Massie (R-Ky.) voted for Justin Amash (R-Mich.), and Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-Kan.) voted for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio).


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Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:31 | 3119367 HelluvaEngineer
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Well, of course.  He's a good little soldier doing exactly as instructed by his masters.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:37 | 3119408 IvyMike
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O - H - I - O

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:40 | 3119416 Pairadimes
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O - I - H - O.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:52 | 3119468 kridkrid
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South until you smell it. East until you step in it.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:03 | 3119512 Divided States ...
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This is sickening. Watching Boehner speaking and the rest of the house clapping.

Its like watching a circus of yardyapes.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:12 | 3119555 AlaricBalth
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House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va., just tweeted that:
"It is an honor to serve with @SpeakerBoehner. I look forward to continue working with my friend to help all Americans."

I would comment but I think Cantor's tweet stands on its own merits. LMFAO

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:41 | 3119702 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Translation of Cantor's tweet:

"Better for Bhoaner to take the blame for what's coming than me."

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:19 | 3120038 trav777
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do we need another gd jew in a major position of power?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:25 | 3120227 Yes We Can. But...
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Looks like there'll be a fresh order placed for another 55-gallon drum of orange skin rub.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 00:54 | 3121158 mkkby
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The only thing more disgusting than Obama/Biden is Bone sucker is next in the succession.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 07:31 | 3121431 GetZeeGold
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Last I saw the poll on Drudge had him at of course they listened to the will of the American people and promptly reelected him.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 04:41 | 3121329 SAT 800
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Urrgg. it is enough to make one nauseous.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:44 | 3119714 El Oregonian
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O-H A H-O.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:43 | 3119421 sunaJ
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Boehner will humbly accept this award from the academy, tear in eye, but first he has to freshen up from crying because nobody will do what he says and he thinks that is sad for America.



Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:43 | 3119426 Anusocracy
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A slight correction.

Boehner Reelected as Sphincter of 113th Congress.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:43 | 3119427 SilverRhino
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Which means Feinstein's bill to ban all semiautomatics WILL make it to the House floor and it probably WILL get out of the House.   

They're going to do it this time.   


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:45 | 3119436 Buckaroo Banzai
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They would have to turn a LOT of House Republicans... and keep EVERY House Democrat.

Is that possible? Has anyone looked at, say, GOA's scores for all new House members and counted up noses based on that?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:12 | 3119553 SilverRhino
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They (TPTB) have unlimited $$$ via pork spending plus the printing press and I have never met a politician that wasnt susceptible to a bribe.   

It's going to get out of the House.   

And for the record I would be HAPPY to eat this helping of crow if it fizzles.   

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 22:15 | 3120855 CompassionateFascist
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No. I want it passed. No more lawyer games. Time to bring this - and other - issues to a head. Hopefully the Jewess herself will come to collect my M1a. If not, I believe I can nail at least three NKVD, 'scuse me, AT&F, enforcers...then die happy. Then there'll be 1,2,3...many Ruby Ridges. It's the quickest route to Civil War, and I am tired of waiting for the Grand Ponzi to collapse. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:57 | 3120318 lakecity55
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I'm going back into the market.

Long PVC tubes, moisture-absorbant companise!

Long Cosmoline Makers.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:50 | 3119453 Snakeeyes
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CORPORATE masters. As does Obama, Pelosi and Reid.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:26 | 3119627 El Oregonian
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Come on sheep! The emperor really does have wonderful clothes!!!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:02 | 3119987 Room 101
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:35 | 3120086 Zap Powerz
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With a friend of freedom like Boner, we dont need no enemies.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 01:38 | 3121198 WTFUD
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Bonzo Boner is a pathetic cling(on) to power at any cost low-life plastic politico! As the captain of the losing team who sat in a private room wetting himself unable to even get his PlanB to the floor ; right fucking there if you/me/he had any self respect, you look in the mirror and do the right thing and walk or (preferably ) jump!

Still we have to assume ( warning flash photography ) opps with Brrraak must have been too difficult to give up!

The Spineless BLOWHARD House Reps now vote to maintain the Status Quo! WTF is that all about? Could you have a clearer admission by a Majority that weakness runs throughout?

Sorry the Hookers in downtown New Jersey have more dignity.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3119371 AndrewJackson
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This is very sad indeed. I was hoping we could at least forge up rebel resistance to show these spineless republicans what happens when they turn their back on the constitutents they are are supposed to represent.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:34 | 3119387 johnQpublic
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supposed to represent?


yer joking right?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:48 | 3119446 NotApplicable
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I hope so, otherwise, this is very sad indeed.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:35 | 3119391 AlaricBalth
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Obama gets to keep his bitch.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3119402 Gene Parmesan
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And the bitch will likely punish those within the party who voted against him.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:45 | 3119434 Cash-NonCash
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At this point I'm about to represent myself.  Be my own constituent.  Like Ol'Soverign boy.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:40 | 3120102 Zap Powerz
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The freedom movement is made up of 1 to (maybe) 3% of the population.  Most republicans and all democrats love big government, big spending, statism, central planning, fascism, crony capitalism, totalitarianism.  They love their freedom and hate your freedom.

Republicans are NOT spineless.  They are doing what is in their best interest and their best interest is not your best interest.  Most of your neighbors that claim to be tea party republicans and want the government to obey the constitution believe that with an "*".  That * means:  I believe in limited government and the constitution as long as you keep the free shit the govt gives me that I like.

Like the old saying:  Tell the government to keep its hands off my Medicare!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:04 | 3120336 neidermeyer
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Yeah , this was definately the "What you mean WE Kimo Sabe!" moment for even the densest believers.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3119372 Rustysilver
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The more things change, the more.......

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:35 | 3119394 johnQpublic
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Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:48 | 3119443 IvyMike
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Taxes are the horrible price we pay for city-Statist society (Civilization.)

"Civilization [State society] originates in conquest abroad and repression at home."

~Stanley Diamond
In Search of the Primitive: A Critique of Civilization, p. 1, first sentence

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3119374 Cognitive Dissonance
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Short pants wins. Horray!

<King of the sociopaths.)

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3119376 docj
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Well, the only other person in the chamber crazy/stupid enough to want the job is that moonbat from SanFran. What swell choices.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3119380 BeetleBailey
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Fitting we have a phonetically named "Boner" (they can "Baaaahner" all they want - it's Boner).....running/ruining things with that scum hole Harry Reid fucking the senate over.....itch my bitch McConnell bug-eyed bastard......

Imbeciles at the wheel - criminals ............

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:53 | 3119471 NotApplicable
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:03 | 3119788 TerminalDebt
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He's "the boner" only to Lisbeth

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:10 | 3120191 DosZap
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running/ruining things with that scum hole Harry Reid fucking the senate over.

Well,I think there are two LOVE affairs that ended over this last marathon,

Boner told Reid to go Fk himself, and Reid said what?, and boner said I said Go F yourself.

And he said he is thru Negotiating with Obama, NO more wasted days one on one w/PUNKUS.

So, maybe he has finally a real good does gotten a good taste of BACK STABBING.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3119382 johnQpublic
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 plethora of posturing and rancorous rhetoric from splinter-group after splinter-group questioning every aspect of Boehner's banality

 plethora of posturing and rancorous rhetoric from sphincter-group after sphincter-group questioning every aspect of Boehner's banality


there, fixed it for you

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3119383 nobusiness
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The ability of congress to do the wrong thing time after time amazes me.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:43 | 3120115 Zap Powerz
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Its only wrong to you because youre paying for it.  They are doing the right thing for the >50% of the population that isnt paying for it and enjoy all the free shit.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:34 | 3119384 Pairadimes
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Anyone who thinks there are still two parties with distinct platforms, and that there is a hope of meaningful reform through the political process, please turn in your firearms.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3119404 johnQpublic
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shame i cant give more

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:36 | 3119677 Buzz Fuzzel
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At this point I like Cash-Noncash above think it might be best to join like minded folks and begin to represent ourselves, be our own constituents.  For this we might need to hold on to our firearms.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:09 | 3120346 neidermeyer
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I would as I respect the FedGov masters and all that they wish to accomplish but I had a tragic accident when transporting all my arms to a hunting cabin downriver last year. I'm mailing all my PM's to my winter house as we speak ... The post office guy looked at me funny when I requested $1M in insurance ,, maybe I should have just said it was auto parts in the box.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:34 | 3119386 SpykerSpeed
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Congrats, Republicans.  Maybe in four years your new neocon buddy Marco Rubio will be different!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:45 | 3120124 Zap Powerz
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Um, Rubio is a senator.  Boner is in the House of Representatives.  This is stuff you should really know before posting stupid shit making you look like a stupid shit.  No offense.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:34 | 3119388 nobusiness
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Did he stop crying yet?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:35 | 3119390 bugs_
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All Xerces requires is a token

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:51 | 3119463 Uber Vandal
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All Xerxes requires is that you kneel....

Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:35 | 3119392 brokesville
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Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:35 | 3119393 Tsar Pointless
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This is my shocked face.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3119400 firstdivision
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Should be done the same way it's done on Redneck Island

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3119401 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Anyone who tells Harry Reid to go f%#k himself, twice, should definitely be re-elected.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:37 | 3119406 Meatballs
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MOAR BONER...she said.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:38 | 3119410 Debeachesand Je...
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The Bone Man and the O Man are still going to be smoking partners for another two years.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:26 | 3120229 lakecity55
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Yeah, smoking each other's Boners.

Have Reggie and Larry been replaced?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:39 | 3119411 Jason T
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Vote 3rd party 2016

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 22:23 | 3120882 CompassionateFascist
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Ron Paul will rise from the grave of disappointed libtard expectations. YAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:41 | 3119418 The Gooch
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Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:42 | 3119419 Clowns to the l...
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Someone elect to give him some Viagra so he can live up to his name.

If a move like this doesn't tell you they're happy with the status quo there in the District of Corruption, nothing will.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:43 | 3119423 crawl
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Will his crying in ceremony be televised?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:55 | 3119480 NotApplicable
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Only due to the thunderous applause as he has the turncoats taken out back and shot.

(that's how they roll)

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:42 | 3119424 busted by the b...
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Cantor nor anyone else wanted the job because the Republicans can't control their caucus anymore.

Good luck, John, I think you're going to need it.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:50 | 3119451 Winston Churchill
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Sure nobody wants the whips job either.

156 votes against the tax deal.

Looks like the RINO's will pass gun control with the dems.

If the NRA was anything they would be getting a brief together for an injunction against a ban.

Or are they controlled opposition as well ?

Secession is on the cards.Intersesting times.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:30 | 3119660 Bawneee Fwank
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Im all for secession, but show me one current governor who has the balls to even whisper about it.  There isnt one because they are just useless douche bag politicians who only give a fuck about their turn sucking on the federal teat for money to spend in their state to keep the sheeple happy at home.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:32 | 3119870 Investor Wizard
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Gov. Goodhair Perry in Texas was for it before he was against it.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:54 | 3120134 Zap Powerz
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Who is going to seceed?  All the law abiding gun owers that have families, mortgages and jobs to maintain?  Hardly. Nope, they will give up and turn in their guns.

Do you know who will start a civil war?  The welfare recipients.  Once the welfare stops they will go on a rampage.  They have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

So, if you want to faciliate a secession what you need to do is your part to crash the economy and let the parasites revolt.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 01:42 | 3121204 mkkby
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Correct.  But that won't be a civil war.  It will just be random mayem.  History shows poor people just burn and loot their own neighborhoods... so stupid they shit where they eat.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:44 | 3119431 Dr. Engali
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He must either have some serious shit on other people or somebody higher up wants to keep him on as a whipping boy. My original comment was going to be that the republicans are f--ing stupid, but I realized that republican and stupid is a bit redundant.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:46 | 3119439 dwdollar
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Not even worth a comment really... why am I trying?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:50 | 3119454 lolmao500
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The speaker of the house is the most powerful position in the US government. More than the president. And that is why America has been screwed for the last few decades with the kind that has been in power...  Gingrich, Pelosi, Boehner... a bunch of traitors bankster, pro-corruption and warmongering shills.

A real speaker would tell Obama and his buddies on Wall Street and at the Pentagon to go fuck themselves. No more money for DHS or wars. Would not bring any bill on the floor till the FED is abolished, the troops home and Obama resigned. Would keep bringing on the floor bills to overturn all the unconstitutional crap that has been passed by the previous few congress. Etc...

The speaker of the house with a real backing can make much more changes than any president and tell everybody who doesn't agree, including the president, to fuck off.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 22:28 | 3120899 CompassionateFascist
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The Jew banksters control Boner's investment inccome. Same with all the other DC kleptos. But they don't control the guns. And they aren't going to, whatever bogus bill passes. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:51 | 3119455 Uncle Zuzu
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I was hoping for a Speaker who doesn't cry.  At least not on camera.  No?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 22:32 | 3120905 CompassionateFascist
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Big Girls Don't Cry. Ever see Pelosi cry? Nope. Not ever: "Are U kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING?? We have to pass the bill to see what's in it." She da' Man. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:56 | 3119487 busted by the b...
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Boehner underperformed:

Republicans in the House = 241, votes for Boehner = 220.  Who had guts enough to defect?  Admirable.

Pelosi overperformed.

Democrats in House = 191; votes for Pelosi = 192.



Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:03 | 3119510 Monedas
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Feinstein's 2nd Amendment:  The peasants have a right to bear pitchforks .... but no modern weapons .... like muskets !

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:04 | 3119515 aztrader
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He bought and paid with the reelection by allowing that insane vote on the cliff with no spending cuts.  Nothing changes.  More BS on top of more BS...........

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:06 | 3119532 ceilidh_trail
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Thank you Thomas Massie!!!! A small voice in the wilderness. I have met him and he is the real deal. Not a bad way to start his first term! Proud to say I did my tiny part to help get him elected! Rand Paul and Thomas Massie- who knew Kentucky? We do NOT want to claim Mitch McConnell- think he fell off a flyover plane and unfortunately for us, landed here.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:07 | 3120177 hawk nation
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Mitch McConnell must of had a sex change since he is still such a pussy

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:07 | 3119535 Zer0head
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The Tea Party officially fell into the abyss of history today. too bad 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:14 | 3119567 edifice
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The Tan Man, aka The Boner, aka The Tan Boner, was reelected, today. Contrats, Mr. Boner. Looking forward to more of the same.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:41 | 3120277 edifice
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Jesus, I'm typoing like it's going out of style, today.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:16 | 3119578 busted by the b...
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David Walker got one vote; now he would be a good Speaker!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:24 | 3119607 Shizzmoney
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I'm sure he'll benefit with even more lobbyist pussy thanks to this win.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 22:44 | 3120940 CompassionateFascist
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So what. He SLEPT w her. No doubt she slept too. The guy reminds me of Perry Como. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:30 | 3119864 ironmace
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One again reaffirming right in front of our faces that there is no difference between the D statists and the R statists. It's all one big power grab.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:33 | 3119876 j0nx
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GOP = lost and useless.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:56 | 3119900 NuYawkFrankie
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Confucius say -

Man with hole in pocket can Re-Erect Boner all day....

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:56 | 3119962 BraveSirRobin
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Yippie - another tern with a Boner in the house.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:59 | 3119971 Room 101
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Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:22 | 3120222 lakecity55
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Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:16 | 3120029 monad
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Everyone votes for a dictator. They are all the same cancer.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:05 | 3120168 hawk nation
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If anyone needs to be bitch slapped its boehner 

One of the reasons i hope there is heaven and hell is to know that boehner will suffer for his sins at death.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:11 | 3120194 Yellowhoard
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Guess they all decided to stay firm with Boner.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:21 | 3120218 lakecity55
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It does not surprise me.

TPTB have 110% control over these appointed "represetatives."

No more voting for me until it's paper ballots, ID, stained fingers and local volunteers to guard the ballot boxes.


An added bonus is we would not have to put up with fascist news media types "projecting" winners.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:17 | 3120369 overmedicatedun...
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it almost seems if unseen hands place select people in the key positions..maybe our form of government is other than is printed and learned in schools and university.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 23:36 | 3121052 smiler03
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Americans think they invented democracy. Funny.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 04:01 | 3121311 Lord Of Finance
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Can we elect Bill Gross as 'speaker of the fed?'

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 04:18 | 3121323 toomanyfakecons...
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