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We realize the subject matter is about as tangential to the core themes discussed here as possible, but since hypocrisy of this magnitude has to be seen to be believed, and traditionally was only possible when emanating from the Federal Reserve (did we say tangential?) we present: Liestrong... in his own words.

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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:42 | 3155237 adr
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And then we can make the wear the mark, so we all know who they are. We can easily round them up later.... oh wait.

Yeah, then we can make them wear the mark so we all know who they are.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:13 | 3155075 NoDebt
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Um, hmmmm..... Pete Rose is looking pretty squeaky-clean by comparison at this point, isn't he? 


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:18 | 3155109 blu
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Certainly no worse than any banker or congresspuke placing insider trades on the side.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:20 | 3155119 Yes We Can. But...
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Pete, through stupidity, got into gambling and threw his money away.

Gubmints, through greed, are now into gambling and take money from the poor.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:15 | 3155094 RacerX
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sounds familiar: "I did not have sexual relations.. with that woman"

generation of lying sell-outs.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:17 | 3155101 Jason T
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Man is weak ... there is no hero.. man is fallen and that's that.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:17 | 3155102 A Lunatic
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Poor Lance; he just didn't have the right contacts to bury his lies in the rubble of a bombed aspirin factory........

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:19 | 3155116 Tsunami Wave
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Now if only Lance was a former Goldmanite or knew Eric Holder....... then things might have ended differently.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3155126 docmac324
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He should be a banker.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3155127 Titus Flavius C...
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Nice photo on the main page

did anybody already make a "2 girls 1 ball" reference?  Is ole Titus too late?



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:23 | 3155133 buzzsaw99
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His performance in Dodgeball comes off as so weak and judgemental in light of this.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:25 | 3155142 Hacksaw
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I don't cheat, commit fraud, or steal folks money. I'm a maker, those low life takers are the problem. I get paid the big bucks because I work harder than anyone else.

Lance sounds a lot like the Wall street crowd.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:26 | 3155149 hannah
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all sports figures dope so they are ALL EQUAL. who cares if they dope? every football player is maxed out on roids. look at their old pictures. most have gained 50lbs of pure muscle. doing that without roids is pretty much impossible....


legalize doping and let rollerball begin.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:52 | 3155303 adr
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There are quite a few baseball players and hockey players that aren't on anything. My dad worked in baseball for 40 years and he knew pretty much every guy that was clean and every guy that was dirty.

There are guys that are perfectly happy making the league minimum for 20 years instead of doping for a big five year contract and then blowing out a knee.

All these sports stars have been and will completely fall apart in their late 40s and 50s. Most will just drop dead. The amazing advances in medical technology and surgery have kept some of these guys, like A-Rod, in the game far longer than they ever thought possible.

It really isn't anything I would want to go through. The years of roids cause the muscle tissue to detach from your bones, the tendons pretty much dissolve. But hey, you PLAYED BALL, beats working right?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:27 | 3155152 walcott
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He did win 7 tours. They all do the same thing he did.

Like NFL they're all on roids and college too.

MLB NBA same thing.

He's missing that endorsement money.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:27 | 3155155 NeedleDickTheBu...
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For Lance, lying and dishonesty is simply an autonomic function, just like breathing.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:30 | 3155165 FubarNation
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Tiger had more fun.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:33 | 3155186 DrunkenPleb
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Fucking cheater. I'll bet he even used drugs to beat cancer.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:34 | 3155188 comrade rally monkey
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I'm perfectly confident that it was the EPO that allowed Lance to ride again after that young tygart(kid with bagguete sack) tried to snuff his chances in the '03 tour stage to luz ardiden.

  And again , it was doping that allowed LA to ride thru a field after beloki rolled his tire in the same tour.

 the doping maybe attributed a 5% advantage, maybe. If you were to believe lemond, any donkey could be a superstar with doping....and yet...a vast majority of the peloton was doping. go figure that out.

 Before you cast stones on his doping, go ride the miles he did before he ever knew what doping was. that's easily 100,000 miles on a bike. prior to doping. do it, then you can critique.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:53 | 3155294 CoolBeans
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I think I understand your position and he did work hard at trying to be the best -- but the fact remains that he cheated.

Whether it is your stated 5% advantage - he still cheated. If you only steal 5% of a client's assets, the investment manager still stole.

I haven't cast any stones because it hasn't been worth debating - it is what is and he's human...they are prone to error. Oh and I didn't even down arrow ya.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 00:41 | 3156699 A Nanny Moose
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Is it really cheating if everyone is doing it? Who is the victim?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:02 | 3155366 adr
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5% on 300 feet is 15'. You know what adding 15 ft to a ball hit 290 ft is?

The difference between being a chump and a hero. You know what a guy that can only hit 290ft and uses roids to get the extra 15 is? A fraud.

It doesn't matter if the guy practiced every single day and was already better than most people at the sport. In the end he wasn't good enough without the added boost. He needed to become a fraud to win.

If everyone else juiced, fine. The entire sport is a fraud and every single athlete should be banned from competition for life. There are millions of people that would still compete, that would be just as entertaining to watch. People who were forced to quit something they loved because they wouldn't cheat, and were passed up by dopers.

Or is cheating to win perfectly acceptable? Well robbing a bank should be acceptable as well. As long as you didn't hurt anyone. You cheated to get rich, what's wrong with that? So did Lance Armstrong.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:27 | 3155688 hannah
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why is doping 'cheating'....western athletes get to grow up eating healthy foods will poor countries athletes eat crap....is that cheating. western countries spend more on training...is that fair....what is fair?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:37 | 3155202 walcott
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He never ate asphalt like Manny Paquiao ate a right hand.

jump tp 1:17 video below 


Manny Pacquiao getting knocked out by Juan Manuel Marquez



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:37 | 3155214 haskelslocal
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The best take away from this?

We get to see what a person actually looks like from begining to end through a bold-face lie.

Multiple performances through the looking glass lens where he KNOWS it's going to be in the public domain.

Day after day society is asked to give the benefit of dobut for guys like him.

There's always innocence until proven.

There's always the slightest chance it's not real.  

The bankers, the rulers, the senators and the like continue to use this packaged trick against us day after day.

We call it the "Corzine Effect".

So now the PTB have used up all the hero athletes. There's nobody left but themselves. And if we're lucky, we can trust that we'll start seeing the lying faces of some of these dispacables in short order.



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:40 | 3155232 I am a Man I am...
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Anyone with a brain knew he was doping when they found out he was working with Dr. Ferrari.  You know, ditching his American coach two weeks before a race and going and working with an Italian Dr. known for doping cyclists.  LeMond knew what was up.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:46 | 3155260 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Just curious.  What is the prize $ for the Tour, and did he have to give it back x7?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:46 | 3155261 CoolBeans
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Always be alert to someone who shakes their head "no" when saying words like "credibility".

Notice his head bobs "yes" while saying he never took the drugs.

Ya know...what an attention whore -- you got a huge bankroll, just slither away. Although if you're looking for work - you'd fit right in at certain brokerage firms.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:31 | 3155700 YellowBrickSWE
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I am always on alert when a high profile jew says something, yes I know, I am prejudies ;)

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:47 | 3155262 Volaille de Bresse
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"Iraq has weapons of mass-destruction"


George Dimwit Bush Jr

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:47 | 3155268 magnumpk
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Finally, I won't have to endure the "He Never Failed a Drug Test" bozos anymore.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:52 | 3155298 hooligan2009
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lets have an election, up and down arrows please!

                          Armstrong for Prez!

                          Fuck you Armstrong!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:54 | 3155315 ebworthen
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When every cyclist from every country in the Tour De France was doping and he didn't get caught why the witch hunt?

Why do a Mea Culpa when they didn't catch him?

How sick are we that atheletes dope, and that we freeze their urine for future tests, and go into histrionics over all this?


Sure, doping and cheating and lying are wrong.  If you can't catch them with the extant tests develop new tests and go from there until they can't game the system.

We are crucifying Armstrong while Jon Corzine goes free.

We are up in arms about an athelete when the FED and Washington and Wall Street are lying, cheating, AND stealing from every citizen in the nation.

I suppose Armstrong and Celente and Dancing with the Stars are useful distractions, eh?

And now Armstrong admits it with Oprah!?!?

What a bunch of crazy monkeys we are!!!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:55 | 3155320 SmoothCoolSmoke
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This is what happens to people and societies (read: USA) where winning becomes EVERYTHING.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:57 | 3155339 100pcDredge
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I need some Liecor 43... I guess.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:59 | 3155343 European American
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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:00 | 3155356 CoolBeans
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Why is it in athletics, politics, financial industry, etc., there is an astounding lack of shame and humility these days?

There was a day when such a scandal wouldn't result in a book deal, a reality show, etc., etc.

I miss those days.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:37 | 3155528 falak pema
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money n power = glory and hubris. 

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:03 | 3155368 Benjamin Glutton
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Texas dope peddler determined to re-monetize err rehypothecate err rehab his cash flow I mean image/ego.



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:03 | 3155373 The Proletariat
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All drugs should be legal...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 23:59 | 3155399 haskelslocal
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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:14 | 3155407 drivenZ
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All I want to know is when the government is going to be repaid for the time it wasted trying to prosecute a pro athlete for things no one cares about? unbelievable waste of gov't money and time. Let USADA deal with it and keep the Gov't out of sports. 

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:13 | 3155416 jwoop66
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After 10 or 15 years of perpetuating the lie, don't come out now.  Shoulda came clean years ago.  If not, bring it to the grave. NOt friggin oprah!  You fuckin loser!  A 21st century hero.

I knew there was something I never liked about this piece of shit.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:13 | 3155420 Canadian Dirtlump
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If I had an american silver eagle every time over the years a zealous livestrong bracelet wearing mongoloid excoriated me for guaranteeing that the one balled man doped, I'd have a throne made of monster boxes.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:14 | 3155425 TheLooza
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"Oh you mean steroids? I just didn't know what you meant.  Yeah, of course, I did that shit."

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:29 | 3155500 Peter Pan
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I don't know what they will do to Armstrong but can someone remind me what they did to Clinton? He seems to have done alright after the great lie was revealed.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:29 | 3155502 Seorse Gorog fr...
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'It's Not About The Bike'

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:30 | 3155508 Zgangsta
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It was all for the greater good!  You people needed a hero you could believe in!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:33 | 3155511 Peter Pan
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I think the rule for sportsmen, politicians and bankers should be "guilty until proven guilty."

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:44 | 3155545 Seasmoke
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it all started downhill fast with, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

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