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We realize the subject matter is about as tangential to the core themes discussed here as possible, but since hypocrisy of this magnitude has to be seen to be believed, and traditionally was only possible when emanating from the Federal Reserve (did we say tangential?) we present: Liestrong... in his own words.


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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:42 | Link to Comment adr
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And then we can make the wear the mark, so we all know who they are. We can easily round them up later.... oh wait.

Yeah, then we can make them wear the mark so we all know who they are.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Um, hmmmm..... Pete Rose is looking pretty squeaky-clean by comparison at this point, isn't he? 


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment blu
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Certainly no worse than any banker or congresspuke placing insider trades on the side.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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Pete, through stupidity, got into gambling and threw his money away.

Gubmints, through greed, are now into gambling and take money from the poor.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment RacerX
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sounds familiar: "I did not have sexual relations.. with that woman"

generation of lying sell-outs.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Jason T
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Man is weak ... there is no hero.. man is fallen and that's that.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Poor Lance; he just didn't have the right contacts to bury his lies in the rubble of a bombed aspirin factory........

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Tsunami Wave
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Now if only Lance was a former Goldmanite or knew Eric Holder....... then things might have ended differently.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment docmac324
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He should be a banker.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Titus Flavius C...
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Nice photo on the main page

did anybody already make a "2 girls 1 ball" reference?  Is ole Titus too late?



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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His performance in Dodgeball comes off as so weak and judgemental in light of this.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Hacksaw
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I don't cheat, commit fraud, or steal folks money. I'm a maker, those low life takers are the problem. I get paid the big bucks because I work harder than anyone else.

Lance sounds a lot like the Wall street crowd.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment hannah
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all sports figures dope so they are ALL EQUAL. who cares if they dope? every football player is maxed out on roids. look at their old pictures. most have gained 50lbs of pure muscle. doing that without roids is pretty much impossible....


legalize doping and let rollerball begin.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:52 | Link to Comment adr
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There are quite a few baseball players and hockey players that aren't on anything. My dad worked in baseball for 40 years and he knew pretty much every guy that was clean and every guy that was dirty.

There are guys that are perfectly happy making the league minimum for 20 years instead of doping for a big five year contract and then blowing out a knee.

All these sports stars have been and will completely fall apart in their late 40s and 50s. Most will just drop dead. The amazing advances in medical technology and surgery have kept some of these guys, like A-Rod, in the game far longer than they ever thought possible.

It really isn't anything I would want to go through. The years of roids cause the muscle tissue to detach from your bones, the tendons pretty much dissolve. But hey, you PLAYED BALL, beats working right?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment walcott
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He did win 7 tours. They all do the same thing he did.

Like NFL they're all on roids and college too.

MLB NBA same thing.

He's missing that endorsement money.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment NeedleDickTheBu...
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For Lance, lying and dishonesty is simply an autonomic function, just like breathing.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment FubarNation
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Tiger had more fun.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment DrunkenPleb
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Fucking cheater. I'll bet he even used drugs to beat cancer.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:34 | Link to Comment comrade rally monkey
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I'm perfectly confident that it was the EPO that allowed Lance to ride again after that young tygart(kid with bagguete sack) tried to snuff his chances in the '03 tour stage to luz ardiden.

  And again , it was doping that allowed LA to ride thru a field after beloki rolled his tire in the same tour.

 the doping maybe attributed a 5% advantage, maybe. If you were to believe lemond, any donkey could be a superstar with doping....and yet...a vast majority of the peloton was doping. go figure that out.

 Before you cast stones on his doping, go ride the miles he did before he ever knew what doping was. that's easily 100,000 miles on a bike. prior to doping. do it, then you can critique.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:53 | Link to Comment CoolBeans
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I think I understand your position and he did work hard at trying to be the best -- but the fact remains that he cheated.

Whether it is your stated 5% advantage - he still cheated. If you only steal 5% of a client's assets, the investment manager still stole.

I haven't cast any stones because it hasn't been worth debating - it is what is and he's human...they are prone to error. Oh and I didn't even down arrow ya.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 00:41 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Is it really cheating if everyone is doing it? Who is the victim?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment adr
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5% on 300 feet is 15'. You know what adding 15 ft to a ball hit 290 ft is?

The difference between being a chump and a hero. You know what a guy that can only hit 290ft and uses roids to get the extra 15 is? A fraud.

It doesn't matter if the guy practiced every single day and was already better than most people at the sport. In the end he wasn't good enough without the added boost. He needed to become a fraud to win.

If everyone else juiced, fine. The entire sport is a fraud and every single athlete should be banned from competition for life. There are millions of people that would still compete, that would be just as entertaining to watch. People who were forced to quit something they loved because they wouldn't cheat, and were passed up by dopers.

Or is cheating to win perfectly acceptable? Well robbing a bank should be acceptable as well. As long as you didn't hurt anyone. You cheated to get rich, what's wrong with that? So did Lance Armstrong.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment hannah
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why is doping 'cheating'....western athletes get to grow up eating healthy foods will poor countries athletes eat that cheating. western countries spend more on that fair....what is fair?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:37 | Link to Comment walcott
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He never ate asphalt like Manny Paquiao ate a right hand.

jump tp 1:17 video below 


Manny Pacquiao getting knocked out by Juan Manuel Marquez

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:37 | Link to Comment haskelslocal
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The best take away from this?

We get to see what a person actually looks like from begining to end through a bold-face lie.

Multiple performances through the looking glass lens where he KNOWS it's going to be in the public domain.

Day after day society is asked to give the benefit of dobut for guys like him.

There's always innocence until proven.

There's always the slightest chance it's not real.  

The bankers, the rulers, the senators and the like continue to use this packaged trick against us day after day.

We call it the "Corzine Effect".

So now the PTB have used up all the hero athletes. There's nobody left but themselves. And if we're lucky, we can trust that we'll start seeing the lying faces of some of these dispacables in short order.



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:40 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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Anyone with a brain knew he was doping when they found out he was working with Dr. Ferrari.  You know, ditching his American coach two weeks before a race and going and working with an Italian Dr. known for doping cyclists.  LeMond knew what was up.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
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Just curious.  What is the prize $ for the Tour, and did he have to give it back x7?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment CoolBeans
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Always be alert to someone who shakes their head "no" when saying words like "credibility".

Notice his head bobs "yes" while saying he never took the drugs.

Ya know...what an attention whore -- you got a huge bankroll, just slither away. Although if you're looking for work - you'd fit right in at certain brokerage firms.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment YellowBrickSWE
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I am always on alert when a high profile jew says something, yes I know, I am prejudies ;)

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Volaille de Bresse
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"Iraq has weapons of mass-destruction"


George Dimwit Bush Jr

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment magnumpk
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Finally, I won't have to endure the "He Never Failed a Drug Test" bozos anymore.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:52 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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lets have an election, up and down arrows please!

                          Armstrong for Prez!

                          Fuck you Armstrong!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:54 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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When every cyclist from every country in the Tour De France was doping and he didn't get caught why the witch hunt?

Why do a Mea Culpa when they didn't catch him?

How sick are we that atheletes dope, and that we freeze their urine for future tests, and go into histrionics over all this?


Sure, doping and cheating and lying are wrong.  If you can't catch them with the extant tests develop new tests and go from there until they can't game the system.

We are crucifying Armstrong while Jon Corzine goes free.

We are up in arms about an athelete when the FED and Washington and Wall Street are lying, cheating, AND stealing from every citizen in the nation.

I suppose Armstrong and Celente and Dancing with the Stars are useful distractions, eh?

And now Armstrong admits it with Oprah!?!?

What a bunch of crazy monkeys we are!!!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:55 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
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This is what happens to people and societies (read: USA) where winning becomes EVERYTHING.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:57 | Link to Comment 100pcDredge
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I need some Liecor 43... I guess.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment European American
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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment CoolBeans
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Why is it in athletics, politics, financial industry, etc., there is an astounding lack of shame and humility these days?

There was a day when such a scandal wouldn't result in a book deal, a reality show, etc., etc.

I miss those days.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:37 | Link to Comment falak pema
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money n power = glory and hubris. 

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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Texas dope peddler determined to re-monetize err rehypothecate err rehab his cash flow I mean image/ego.



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment The Proletariat
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All drugs should be legal...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 23:59 | Link to Comment haskelslocal
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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:14 | Link to Comment drivenZ
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All I want to know is when the government is going to be repaid for the time it wasted trying to prosecute a pro athlete for things no one cares about? unbelievable waste of gov't money and time. Let USADA deal with it and keep the Gov't out of sports. 

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment jwoop66
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After 10 or 15 years of perpetuating the lie, don't come out now.  Shoulda came clean years ago.  If not, bring it to the grave. NOt friggin oprah!  You fuckin loser!  A 21st century hero.

I knew there was something I never liked about this piece of shit.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Canadian Dirtlump
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If I had an american silver eagle every time over the years a zealous livestrong bracelet wearing mongoloid excoriated me for guaranteeing that the one balled man doped, I'd have a throne made of monster boxes.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:14 | Link to Comment TheLooza
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"Oh you mean steroids? I just didn't know what you meant.  Yeah, of course, I did that shit."

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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I don't know what they will do to Armstrong but can someone remind me what they did to Clinton? He seems to have done alright after the great lie was revealed.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Seorse Gorog fr...
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'It's Not About The Bike'

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:30 | Link to Comment Zgangsta
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It was all for the greater good!  You people needed a hero you could believe in!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:33 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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I think the rule for sportsmen, politicians and bankers should be "guilty until proven guilty."

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:44 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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it all started downhill fast with, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:43 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Is Viagra considered a performance-enhancing drug? Is it cheating to use it even if you're not actually impotent?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:51 | Link to Comment walcott
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They took him down like they took Phil Falcone down.

Like they took Chik fil A down. Like they're taking Hobby Lobby down now.

Big money invites rackets. 

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Gtinkham
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Does everyone not know that steroids are in all professional sports?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:52 | Link to Comment walcott
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Sure Oprah is on all kinds of hormonal crap too. 


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:55 | Link to Comment walcott
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Interviewing athletes about steroids is like interviewing porn stars about viagara.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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The Great Chairsatan and Dunce Dopestrong are two peas in a pod.

Lie, lie, lie, and deny, deny, deny.


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:17 | Link to Comment mt paul
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bycycle racer

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:20 | Link to Comment theprofromdover
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Lance just sees himself as a businessman; his manager and agent see him as a product.

None of them see ethics and morality as having any dimension in their world.

Even now, exposed and disgraced, he is being told this is a business and marketing opportunity.

Redemption. Go on screen and tell them what they want to hear (the marketing guys that is).


Lance, you hope to see yourself as a modern american success story, but you are nothing. You have to be swept away with all the other corrupt liars. You can't even look yourself in the mirror. Stay off my TV screen.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Budd aka Sidewinder
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It took ball for him to go on Oprah and confess

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Walt D.
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Lance Armstrong - time to run for Congress


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 23:41 | Link to Comment Money Squid
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Lance is strong lier, I think he is better suited for the Senate.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:30 | Link to Comment GrinandBearit
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I'll bet you 2 cents that Lance never had cancer either.   Lance was the cancer money machine spokesman.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment exartizo
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Lance Oh Lance!

What can you say?

Why did you Dope

Then Lie All Day?


You Lied

You Lied

You Lied

Dear Lance

Exactly why give you

Another chance?


You made money

Like hay all day

You’ll never have to work

To pay your way

You’re a Lying Piece Of Shit

Dear Lance

Exactly why give you

Another chance?


Your fans

Your friends

Your bimbos too

All thought doping

Was something

You’d never do

But you’re a Lying Piece Of Shit

Dear Lance

Exactly why give you

Another Chance?


The poor folks at your

Foundation cried

When they found out

That you’d lied

The ones that

You hired to make you

Look Clean

Look Up

Look Down

But can’t be seen


Your cycles used to

Go round and round

Your loyalty bought

Your idiocy found

You sold it all

To look so good

Say it aint true

Say you never would


So “what are you on?”

You  Stupid Shit?

Tell Oprah

And cry a little bit

It’s not your bike

We all know now

Your act’s all Done

So Take a Bow.


You Lied

You Lied

You Lied

Dear Lance

Exactly why give you

Another chance?



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Buzz Hacksaw
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Re. Stadler

Agreed. There is the ODD exception.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment are we there yet
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Sadly the second place winners can not take the award because of their doping. Tour de France is searching for who could receive his awards that were stripped from him going back 7 yerars.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment NuYawkFrankie
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Why keep re-CYCLING the Armstrong story?

It's not as if it's BRAKING news... maybe best to just LANCE this boil...


Anyway (seeing as it's a topic), I WHEELY thought he seemed PUMPED-UP and the way he SPOKE, without trying to STRONG-ARM, was a TOUR DE Force - although, and this is where the RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD,  he still has a MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB with no BACK-PEDALLING if he wants to get back in the SADDLE....

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 19:35 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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After going over many hills, Lance is finally over the hill, let him go...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:01 | Link to Comment uncle_vito
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The only honorable thing for this moron to do is kill himself.   Preferably on Oprah.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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Waddell & Reed, you're finally off the hook for the flash crash.  We've got ourselves a new Most Dangerous Man on the Face of the Earth.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 01:46 | Link to Comment Widowmaker
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Lies to get laid.

Here comes "Second-chance Lance" merchandise.  

Maybe he will start a foundation for fuckups -- Carmen Ortiz could be the second member.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 03:20 | Link to Comment Joe A
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Americans were rejoycing so much when he won Tour de France after Tour de France, beating the French on their home soil. Well, it has all been one big fraud. Not that other cyclist are any better. All the Tours de France that he won should be given to number last of the respective years. That person is probably one of the few that was clean.

As for Armstrong, when this all calms down and after doing some mea culpa he can alwasy work as a Wallstreet banker.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 13:34 | Link to Comment dadichris
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I think the teams pay the trainers big bucks to make sure athletes do not get caught using PEDs - and they ALL do.  So the teams and trainers are as much to blame.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Random_Robert
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Hitler finds out Lance Armstrong was doping:

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