Crunching Complex Concepts In The Corner - Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

Is this what tax season prep looks like when you have a Congressionally-imposed ban from using TurboTax? We will let readers decide...


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tom a taxpayer's picture

Hari Krishna! I gave those airport gurus $10,000 for these secrets of the Orient. I'm following the instructions, crossing my legs. Why aren't I levitating?

Ness.'s picture

"Those fucking Goldman assholes - I make them Billions and they can't even throw in free parking"



Bohm Squad's picture

Only 70,000 more pages of IRS code to read before I can file.

Rustysilver's picture

Crap. " I can't read this; this is at the 8th grade level"

gmcniff's picture

Hank was right...their benefits are impressive.  But what the hell is this AMT line item?

IridiumRebel's picture

Sometime in the future.......

"Wow....we are so fucking broke we cannot even afford chairs anymore...."(Thinking to himself)

Frastric's picture

Geithner: (Sniggers) Four years of FUBARing the USA economy and whoring myself to TBTF and all I'm facing are a couple of lawsuites...

1C3-N1N3's picture

Paper: "Is that a bonus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Timmay: "No risk of that."

EmmittFitzhume's picture

And I leave my house in the Cayman Islands to...

A Lunatic's picture

Well, last page, and as far as I can tell I don't get killed at the end of this script.......

ziggy59's picture

Signing Contract: Geithner Hired as IMF Head

Animal Cracker's picture

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

gerriek's picture

FOUND IT. On the last page. A summary of my strong US dollar policy.

CharliePrince's picture

i should get paid big  for screwing the american public

gmcniff's picture

"Gotta hand it to Jamie...I thought Larry went overboard but who puts an index on their resume?" 

Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

"Tarantino promised a feature role, but 'the Gimp'? ....where's my snappy dialogue? "

Dr. Engali's picture

Maybe I should call Auther Andersen.

Rusty Shorts's picture

hmm, Project Mayhem....nice.

James-Morrison's picture

1. Pick up Michelle's dry cleaning. CHECK

2. Wash the Presidential Limo. CHECK

3. Tutor the girls in Math.  WHY DID THEY CROSS THAT ONE OFF, I WONDER????

are we there yet's picture

Wow, I found $217 we haven't spent yet !!!

Smuckers's picture

Shit, McDonalds is looking for job references too.

Spastica Rex's picture

Everybody else got a fucking chair.

gmcniff's picture

"Are you kidding me?!!!  The Fed keeps minutes of ALL it's meetings!!!"

Bunga Bunga's picture

Where are the chick pics?

Dr. Engali's picture

Hello John...? I looked for the word vaporized and I can't find it anywhere. Can you tell me how you made 1.2 billion dollars disappear again?

Black Markets's picture


The Wizard of Oz !!

NoWayJose's picture

This list of incriminating phone calls, emails, and documents that need to be burned keeps getting longer and longer...

Tsunami Wave's picture

I saw this fucking picture on CNBC.  The douchebags on there commented saying "awwwwwww", "he looks so smart", etc. Fuck you CNBC.

Racer's picture

'Oh Sh1t, I left  those extra 00000000000's off my expenses claim'

mantrid's picture

"now this one goes to fireplace"

knowless's picture

if only the epa hadn't already banned them..

TomGa's picture

"Thank you for your interest in Goldman Sachs. We'll keep your resume on file and notify you if a position matching your interests and abilities with Turbo Tax becomes available."


nmewn's picture

You're sitting on your W2 you fucking douche nozzle.

HD's picture

The music stopped.

Wakanda's picture

...and all the chairs are taken.

hooligan2009's picture

"fuck you bernanke!" (ups)

"now for the world!" (downs)

Gamma735's picture

Little Timmy G has been sent to the corner for being a bad little boy.

SilverFish's picture

"Mr. Timmeh, your H&R Block representative will see you now."

ebworthen's picture

"Oh shit!  Blankfein told me that money was under the table!  That fucker itemized it as a charitable contribution!"

piceridu's picture

Breath Timmy, to finish the last details of my new Keynesian Yoga proposal...should I call Turbo Tai-bo or Ponzi Pilates?

bugs_'s picture

My resume is done but nobody will give me references

monad's picture

I'm waiting for my man 
Twenty-six dollars in my hand 

Up to Lexington 125 

Feeling sick and dirty, more dead than alive 
I'm waiting for my man 
Hey, white boy, what you doin' uptown? 
Hey, white boy, you chasin' our women around? 
Oh pardon me sir, it's furthest from my mind 
I'm just lookin' for a tinty friend of mine 
I'm waiting for my man 
Here he comes, he's all dressed in black 
PR shoes and a big straw hat 
He's never early, he's always late 
First thing you learn is you always gotta wait 
I'm waiting for my man 
Up to a Brownstone, up three flights of stairs 
Everybody's pinned you, but nobody cares 
He's got the works, gives you sweet taste 
Ah then you gotta split because you got no time to waste 
I'm waiting for my man 
Baby don't you holler, darlin' don't you bawl and shout 
I'm feeling good, you know I'm gonna work it on out 
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling so fine 
Until tomorrow, but that's just some other time 
I'm waiting for my man

Walk it home

raki_d's picture

Wait- before i give this speech- was it in billions or trillions ??

Seasmoke's picture

How does ButtHead memorize his lines ?

Encroaching Darkness's picture

Fracking Federal purchasing specs! Eighty-seven pages of details and requirements for a simple trillion-dollar platinum coin? Who the hell is going to read all this? Just mint the damn thing......

raki_d's picture

Print a few bills & get my chair back !