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A London Cabbie Explains The Great EU Bank Robbery And Much Much More

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Still in WallStreetPro withdrawal? We may have just the methadone fix for you... "You will lose your f##king money in your bank," is how this English gentleman cabbie begins his caustic diatribe against all that is wrong with European (and in fact) the world of bankers and elites. The so-called 'artist taxi driver' has a spit-flying hand-smashing epic rant while sitting in his taxi. "They did a stress test on the banks in Cyprus 18 months ago and said it's f##king great" and now this; "this is some f##king crooked shit." "They're off their f##king nuts mate," he explains as he asks rhetorically of the bankers getting the bailouts, "how many f##king ponies do their daughters' need?"

Insightfully he remarks that, "Cyprus could be the beginning of a bigger and f##king worse financial crisis," and exclaims "[Goldman Sachs and the Bankers] are looking after their own interest - who are they f##king borrowing money to in Cyprus?" His exasperation is one many can empathize with we are sure as he concludes, "We need to shut down the f##king markets... What kind of society allows the rich people to be gambling while the poor people f##king die," ending with a warning, "Wake the f##k up!"

"If they can take the money from Cyprus, they can do it anywhere - do you get that in your nuts?"

Enjoy (with the volume turned down)...

 

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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:10 | 3345160 Fix It Again Timmy
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I'd love to lock him in a room with Jamie "I'm richer than you" Dimon....

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:31 | 3346015 Parrotile
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Only one will finally emerge

(and it wont be Mr Dimon . . . . )

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:21 | 3345190 jhaynes
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You know, this ole boy has a point.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:21 | 3345191 ozzz169
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Why is everything funnier when its said with an english accent?  Great stuff...  he is wrong though, banks dont need the government to regulate them, they need a good old fashion BANK RUN... bank runs had a very valuable purpose.  Bankers are not afraid of runs anymore.  If everyone took there money out of the banks and crashed them, then the regulators have no need to regulate too big to fail as the people would have done it already.  People need to wake up withdraw all there money and put it under that matress, will get the same rate of return on it.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:22 | 3345370 dark pools of soros
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can you stop them from taxing your future to the grave in a month.. then taxing your kids future the next and so on and so on for about 20 generations in a year and a half? they dont care if you cant get any paper they have trillions of electro-fiat

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:30 | 3345217 Pareto
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"haven't you heard of tiny fucking Tim"?

Fucking awesome. Brilliant. +100. Needs to be fucking said!!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:36 | 3345242 Rentier
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No Way he taxi cab driver in london, if so they making good money he has braces!  Brits never get their teeth fixed...lol

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:37 | 3345246 Catflappo
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If that guy is a London cabbie I'm the Queen of Sheba

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:11 | 3345546 EvlTheCat
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What's the matter Zion Jew? Don't understand the meaning of endless greed unless it's spelled out in Yemeni?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:39 | 3345255 little buddy bu...
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viva chunky mark, i've been subscribed to this guy on you tube for only a few weeks, i listen to him every day.

 

the only time i see americans this jacked is when you criticize DWTS.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:42 | 3345265 mumcard
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Michael Caine is PISSED!!!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:19 | 3345356 dark pools of soros
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pissing ya money up a wall!!!!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:59 | 3345311 Totentänzerlied
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Why would anyone wear sunglasses in London?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:31 | 3345404 bunnyswanson
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Bloodshot eyes?  ::inhale and hold it::

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:10 | 3345337 SKY85hawk
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Reinstate Glass-Stegall.  Isn't that what helped send Keating to jail in the S&L crisis of 198x?

Glass-Stegal was done to protect the people from scurrilous bone-head bankers that only shoot for the moon with Other-Peoples-Money!

Oh yeah, the politicians that allowed these travesties are TBTF (Too Bought To Function),  duhhhhhh.

 

Stop talking about new legislation and reactivate that which is proven to be effective!

 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:15 | 3345345 realtick
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you're welcome

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:23 | 3345375 CitizenPete
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I pissed my pants I laughed so hard!  ... Have you ever seen Tiny Tim?...  Laughing my ass off!

 

Bank runs are imminent ...

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:34 | 3345412 mt paul
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i miss wall st pro...

 

the man has heart..

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:41 | 3345436 Bastiat
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Outstanding!!!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:48 | 3345459 StoleYourMoney
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This guys a fuckin genius

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:55 | 3345483 EvlTheCat
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LOL... If you can wade through all the expletives the man has a well crafted point.  Driving a cab one week, next at the Russian front.  To bad you gave up all your guns!  Europe continues to be the arm pit of 'civilization', while believing they are the fore front.  I hope when WWIII rolls around people will remember who is responsible instead of blaming the 'Krauts'.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:59 | 3345497 Gmacks
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Nationalization of the banks? Kinda loses credit by saying that.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:00 | 3345501 PeterSchump
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This will end badly.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:30 | 3345586 newengland
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It ends well if the silly bint cab driver gets his wish, and pays for it.

Money for nothing and checks for free: that has been the undoing of the Western world in the last 30 years, and yet the gobby cab driver who profited complains most...like most people who gamed on.

Silly bint, he is.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:33 | 3345778 Rusty Trombone
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Will you take Blankfeins cock out of your mouth and come up for air? The sucking sounds you make are enough to drive away wolves.

Laugh now - you'll hang from a lamp post later.

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 01:52 | 3345922 kurt
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Moussolini Them!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:24 | 3345547 newengland
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London cab drivers are known for their drivel. Spitting in the face of those who pay their way. And they go home to Islington, and east of London,  and talk about the synogogue, the injustice of the world.

Not their fault innit. It's the fault of  all those silly bastards in Permanent...doh...Parliament...' that I voted for'.

Silly prats. Willing debt slaves, complaining about their chains while wearing it.

Orwell warned that Britain would become a nation of slaves, and so it has come to pass. They only complain about their fate because they were too stupid to prevent it, and still vote for it.

Please, mistah, give me moar. New Labour. New Cons. New Liberals.

Britain: a nation owned by the Rotchilds. Confuse and conquer.

Jerks, deserving their misery.

Sending better men to endless war while they sit on their fat arse and do not burn down Yesminster, Whitewash and gangstrer banksters 'cos telly tubby TV amuses them more...and whining is the national sport of Britain.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:32 | 3345606 Edward Fiatski
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Oh, yes, I concur.

Bri'ish are as much peasants as they were 300 years ago, so let them toil in their insanity and suck some more Royal cocks for good measure, for nothing will change until... until 1776. :)

The people always get the governance they deserve.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:37 | 3345615 newengland
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Always :-)

Same true of any country.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:43 | 3345638 Edward Fiatski
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Hey, I remember you disgreeing with me on this very topic!

1776 may never come for them, seeing that they are so low in self-esteem & dignity, and not knowing any other form of governance than by a central committee of the King's cock.

Enjoy your council tax, ya plebs!

Oh, well.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:50 | 3345650 newengland
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I don't remember that. I am always for the Republic. The details are up for negotiation, friend. 

1620, and all that :-) My family made that. Blood, toil, tears.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:56 | 3345661 Edward Fiatski
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A Republic would be a good start.

Although in the UK, we know that they know, that we know that the world knows, that de facto the Crown doesn't rule squat, but de jure it is still insulting to have such a symbol to be the uniting pillar of all those people.

They need to show more staged "Naked Garry" photos, or whatever his names is. Reduce the relevancy & prestige of the family in the eyes of the public, then drop the £Pound likea rock & see Westminster burn.

Glorious.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:56 | 3345674 newengland
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The British Crown are Nazis. Fact. The House of Windsor is a new name that they gave themselves in order to hide their letters to their kin folk in Germany. Nazis.

Not the fault of German people.  The fault of German Nazis. The Saxe Coburg nazis, imported to the USA with Operation Paperclip, aided by the CIA and its current Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg Group.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:59 | 3345683 Edward Fiatski
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Well, either way - the people themselves will have to rise up, though I'm afraid Britain as a geographical location is finished, seeing as the best & brightest are all over the globe, while the lesser plebs remain domicile & stagnate.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:12 | 3345712 newengland
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Britain is burnt. True. It's nazi loving 'crown' and zionist bankers are like dead men walking. It's New Liebor, New Cons and Lap Dumbs are wasted.

It is a very great pity that the Armed Forces have been wasted for those liars, and the telly tubby dimwits like the cab driver who takes his money from anyone and only complains when he personally loses, no matter that others die for his stupidity, or make money so that he can live his telly tubby life.

'First They Came' A poem written by a pastor who was jailed by the nazis.

'Well, either way.' As you say. Game on. Pity the people you leave in your wake.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:30 | 3345600 kreso
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Dear Gentlemen,

In London there are many customers connected to the financial establishment, who are able to afford the overpriced taxi service.

I'm afraid our cabbie is biting the feeding hand.

Kind Regards,

Kreso

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:33 | 3345609 newengland
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Quite so. This gobby taxi driver was happy to take the money, no matter where it came from, and now complains that his dear politicians have shafted him.

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:18 | 3346034 currencywar
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I would bet a majority of his customers are bankers and dirty money from abroad.  Who else can afford their fares, which can run more than a ryanair flight from London to Dublin round trip just to go from one end of town to the other, but still be central London.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:56 | 3345881 xtop23
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Thanks for that rant ZH - If I ever see this guy toolin around London I'll buy him as many pints as his liver can stand.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:27 | 3346012 Escapeclaws
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He's an actor. Sometimes I wonder what Tyler is up to. Everything seems to come out of the Tavistock Institute these days.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:28 | 3346013 Escapeclaws
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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:29 | 3346014 Escapeclaws
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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:12 | 3346032 currencywar
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This current crisis couldn't happen without a ton of politicians in bed with the bankers mixed in with central bankers and their god complexes.  But, at the foundation are societies that are fundamentally corrupt.  Everyone wants their "free" this and that without regard to how it is going to be paid for, and the bill is finally coming due. 

 

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 08:30 | 3346320 Peterus
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Yes. "System" is primarily inside people's heads.

They could never physically extract anything compared to money given to them by their serfs. Behavior of peasants is steered with promises, with cutting them in (particular group on a particular deal - ofcouse someone else pays for this) and entire warped morality preached in schools and media. With so much effort given to extracting wealth from others and not producing it - it's no wonder people adapt.

Realizing some goal becomes strange concept, voting for the big daddy to realize it for you (for free) becomes only way to go.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 07:55 | 3346231 busternc333
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Crazy Brit cab driver for President!  What a way to start my day!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 08:40 | 3346351 Pumpkin
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I would like to see the passer bys reaction to this guy going off in his cab.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 08:51 | 3346393 FearedDevil
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Don't fight the Fed.... parabolic action is a coming ;)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 08:51 | 3346401 esum
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wait til the inflation bomb hits the good ole USA.... you think he is pissed.... why do you think they are racing to gut the second amendment and buying mraps and billions of rounds of hollow point ammo.... why is diane frankenstein packing heat..... from what we read that's ok machette works just as well and from what we read in the papers there are those in the law enforcement and military community that will NOT VIOLATE THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS of their fellow citizens... politicians and bankers, wouldn't want to be one

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3346465 Bogdog
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try decaf.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:18 | 3348953 Raging Goose
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What a fucking beast.

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