Bill Gross Is Angry

Tyler Durden's picture

The bond king is pissed:

No Bill, we are bothered too: we have been looking for the past 24 hours on the Fed's site for ways to subscribe to said early release distribution list and still can't find it. We even offered Kevin Henry $29.95 a month to add us to Fed's frontrunning newsletter and so far, nothing.

How are we to make 100% returns in the otherwise risk free market, if we too can't have market moving information days in advance of everyone else?

Mr. Bernanke, are you listening - it hinders the "wealth effect" by denying everyone material, market-moving information early!

Get to work Mr. Chairman.

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mrdenis's picture

Ooops! A data mix-up at the Federal Reserve. Employees at some of Wall Street's biggest banks and financial firms were among those to receive market-sensitive information from the Fed a day early. In a statement The Federal Reserve said minutes from a March policy meeting were inadvertently emailed to more than 100 congressional staffers and trade group officials on Tuesday afternoon. After the error was discovered the minutes were made public five hours before their scheduled release. The flub raises questions about the Fed handles sensitive information.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Sensitive, shmensitive. These days it matters Naught to 99.999999%

buzzsaw99's picture

Bill is out of the loop these days. LMAO!

ziggy59's picture

Bill, here! .gov has it covered..
Data Breach Response Checklist
http://ptac.ed.gov/sites/default/files/checklist_data_breach_response_09...

I didnt see 'lie and lie more' on list

newworldorder's picture

Mr Chairman;

Is there any personal integrity, credibility, and accountability left with Executives At the FED?

Seize Mars's picture

So Bill Gross is in the inner circle, or he isn't. Looks to me like he us just another muppet.

Alpha Monkey's picture

Think he was booted out when he tried shorting treasuries.

ziggy59's picture

I would like to see the email and header...

Who pushed 'send'?

Was the list BCC'd?

How come from all of those ethical recipients, no one wrote back saying 'hey, you guys sent us this by mistake and early' ??

Ever wonder how they know to the penny how much is in my and your accounts, but they never know shit who, what, where, why, and when it comes time to turn in the real bastard crooks?

Smiddywesson's picture

Ah, sometimes I miss the good old days, you know, like when Hank Paulson would wander into hedge fund meetings and just tell all the managers what was going to happen?

MyBrothersKeeper's picture

Wait until the truth comes out that the info was not leaked at all.....these banks/people ALWAYS get the info early.  The "mistake" is that it was divulged to the public.  I find it most interesying that the ECB is on the early list.  Probably a similar lists exists about the Cyprus banks going down.

earnyermoney's picture

OT: Full court press by the fascists on Gold. NYT article from today equates paper gold products with the physical metal. Last quote from some guy lamenting he should have bought physical.

lemarche's picture

"BOTHERS NO ONE" ???!!! OBVIOUSLY THIS GUY DOES NOT READ ZEROHEDGE... YOUR LOSS BILL !!

Zer0head's picture

Bill Gross's inner Tyler unleashed

realitybiter's picture

Richard "Les" Holder

 

Launder a trillion dollars of drug money...whatever.

Steal clients money to cover your overleveraged prop desk....whatever

Fed Dir of NY buys GS stock before the bailout released....whatever.

Catch the fed releasing minutes to its own bankers......whatever.

 

God help you when the real shit hits the real fan.  Nuremberg trials bitchez.

Crash Overide's picture

The FED is criminal organization, it will end badly.

pashley1411's picture

I'm not sure being on the mailing list for the New World Order is something I would be able to explain to my grandkids.

If Bill is really ticked off, he could renounce trying to make a buck on the sham-market, and apply for Federal Disability, or maybe a government grant,   

He could plea that government QE-infinity has made trading for a better rate of return an obsolete skill set.   The successful bond trader today needs to wrangle a plane seat next to Jay-Z to party with the other gov-hipsters in Havana.

Levadiakos's picture

Gundlach: Those predicting a collapse for the bond market are "dead wrong"

sansnobel's picture

Why is this a big issue?  I thought this was all part and parcel to Lloyd doing God's work.....They have been manipulating markets since the begining of time.  Take leverage out and we get back to true economic pricing of a lot of things.  The leverage exists so that they can skim heavily on the way up and stick you with the bill on the way down after they have cashed out at the top.  Same as it always has been.  The Have Yachts and the Have nots...  Oh yeah, FUCK YOU BEN BERNANKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clowns on Acid's picture

The only way that there will be another down day in the equity market is if another Fed announcement is leaked.

resurger's picture

Fuck the bond king, wasn't he the same guy who front run the MBS, or am i fucking wrong!

Skin666's picture

Kick 'em hard Tyler, and don't stop kicking...

 

theprofromdover's picture

You are supposed to read Minutes??

Nobody told me.

the grateful unemployed's picture

synesthesia, [noun a sensation produced in one modality when a stimulus is applied to another modality] when a select list of clients gets information early, they are really just reading the minutes... get it?

mudduck's picture

Feds 100 year charter is up this year. Guessing they will want to quietly renew it. Bill et al at Pimco could make some noise about that if they really wanted to do something about that particular whores nightmare.

the grateful unemployed's picture

transparency: when thieves steal from you out in the open

Notarocketscientist's picture

But it doesn’t appear as if any of the people emailed the minutes would be near a trading desk.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142412788732374100457841418008163403...

Fuck off WSJ

Notarocketscientist's picture

Bernanke is a criminal. He is a fucking thief, as are his colleagues. When the shit finally hits the fan, my hope is that a large mob visits them all at their homes and gives him the same treatment Mussolini received. They all fucking sicken me.

Notarocketscientist's picture

Bernanke is a criminal. He is a fucking thief, as are his colleagues. When the shit finally hits the fan, my hope is that a large mob visits them all at their homes and gives him the same treatment Mussolini received. They all fucking sicken me.

Notarocketscientist's picture

Bernanke is a criminal. He is a fucking thief, as are his colleagues. When the shit finally hits the fan, my hope is that a large mob visits them all at their homes and gives him the same treatment Mussolini received. They all fucking sicken me.

Notarocketscientist's picture

Bernanke is a criminal. He is a fucking thief, as are his colleagues. When the shit finally hits the fan, my hope is that a large mob visits them all at their homes and gives him the same treatment Mussolini received. They all fucking sicken me.

Cone of Silence's picture

CS Lewis had a few things to say about Inner Rings.  and what drives people to be in them.  Mr Gross seems to be publicly out of one of them.   http://www.lewissociety.org/innerring.php

AndrewJackson's picture

Please Bill. Explain to us how someone managing the largest fixed income fund does not have inside information, I would really like to know.

Fruitcake's picture

Just so everybody knows : a Fed Inspector is on the case ! 

Jake88's picture

Bill's not on the list? I guess this means Erin Burnett won't want to hit on him anymore.

Counterfiat's picture

Well this is funny. Maybe we should all email the fed for their 'frontrunning newsletter' with an offer of $29.95 per month.

We even offered Kevin Henry $29.95 a month to add us to Fed's frontrunning newsletter and so far, nothing.