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Killed Chechen Bomber Brother: "I Don't Have A Single American Friend, I Don't Understand Them."

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While the first alleged terrorist bomber, 19 year-old Dhjokar Tsarnaev, born in Kyrgystan, is on the loose currently somewhere in Boston and is the target of a massive manhunt, his brother, 26 year-old, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, born in Russia and legal US resident since 2007, died overnight in a shootout with the local police. It appears he was a boxer, studied at Bunker Hill Community College, was very religious, didn't drink or smoke, wanted to become an engineer, and his favorite movie was Borat. His YouTube page can be found here: on it can be found videos of Islamic preacher Feiz Mohammad. Most informative is a captioned photo narrative by Johannes Hirn showcasing the older brother's boxing pursuits and a glimpse into his history and philosophy.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev practices boxing at the Wai Kru Mixed Martial Arts center

Originally from Chechnya, but living in the United States since five years, Tamerlan says: "I don't have a single American friend, I don't understand them."

Tamerlan, 196 lbs, will represent New England in the heavyweight category at the National Golden Gloves competition in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Tamerlan, who studies at Bunker Hill Community College in Boston and wants to become an engineer, took the semester off from school to train for the competition.

If he wins enough fights there, Tamerlan says he could be selected for the US Olympic team and be naturalized American. Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia.

Tamerlan fled Chechnya with his family because of the conflict in the early 90s, and lived for years in Kazakhstan before getting to the United States as a refugee.  

"I'm dressed European style," Tamerlan says.

Tamerlan stops to answer a phone call while walking from his Mercedes to the Wai Kru Mixed Martial Arts center, where he practices boxing

Tamerlan says he loves the movie "Borat," even though some of the jokes are a bit too much

"When you start kicking, it gets dirty. That's what I think," Tamerlan says. Of kickboxers, he says: "They don't know how to move."   

Tamerlan says he doesn't usually take his shirt off so girls don't get bad ideas: "I'm very religious."

Tamerlan says he doesn't drink or smoke anymore: "God said no alcohol." A muslim, he says: "There are no values anymore," and worries that "people can't control themselves."   

Tamerlan says his girlfriend is half Portuguese, half Italian girlfriend and converted to Islam: "She's beautiful, man!"   

Tamerlan demonstrates a way of walking to strengthen the ankle muscles at the Wai Kru Mixed Martial Arts center. A native of Chechnya, Tamerlan says: "In Russia, we used to train like this. Here nobody does it, I don't know why!"   

And an interview of BBG TV with Tamerlan's sparring partner from the gym:

h/t NickJ

 

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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:29 | 3471667 MachoMan
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In heaven, hymens grow back every day [c'mon man, we're making shit up here (heaven)...  so at least make it up in a logically consistent fashion].

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:23 | 3472453 ParkAveFlasher
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Exactly.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:21 | 3471630 Diogenes
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A long time ago a Muslim with political ambitions trained an army of dedicated assassins to do his bidding. After he got to power he had the problem of what to do with these ticking time bombs of violence.

He married them off and gave them government jobs.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:08 | 3471928 toys for tits
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Obama?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:41 | 3471743 AlaricBalth
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"A guy told me one time, 'Don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner"

Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) in Heat

Good trading axiom as well.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:08 | 3471550 Buckaroo Banzai
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There's an old Texas saying, "a woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a cow pie as on a red rose."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:33 | 3471700 gmrpeabody
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That probly won't settle well with the Mrs., Buck.

But +100, anyway.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:00 | 3471862 robertocarlos
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The media interviewed the Mercedes mechanic which L always brought to him and saying it was his gf 's car. The last time he serviced the car he called it his friend's car. So the GF became a friend.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471117 fonzannoon
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He bombed a group of multicultural people engaging in an athletic event. I can't rationalize "I don't have any American friends because I don't understand them" and extrapolate that out to what you are implying.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471208 EscapeKey
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Normal, stable people would probably leave it at "not understanding". But statistically, there will be some nutcases to whom essentially it means they care nothing about Americans, hence blowing them up is not a big deal.

Have you ever spoken to hardcore muslims (or any religion, really)? Those who *truly* believe that they are the chosen ones, that they, and their akin, are truly above the common masses, better than the average human? Those are the truly scary ones.

Reminds me of a documentary I saw ages ago about Nazi Germany. Many of the interviewed said about the committed atrocities that they had been brainwashed to believe that ie jews were muck, that they were no better than rats scurrying about in the dust, and that society would be cleaner, healtier for eliminating the problem.

Granted, it's bit of a stretch to connect all of this to that original comment, and all of this is speculation, but as population count increases, you'll find increasingly extreme elements. And the brothers supposedly were very religious, so who knows.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:23 | 3471239 TotalCarp
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actually now i see where you are coming from with this argument.. and i admit this makes a lot more sense then your initial oneliner which seemed pretty shallow and ridiculous.

begrudgingly i even agree with you!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:26 | 3471273 fonzannoon
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I don't agree, but I guess that's what used to make a market!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:43 | 3471398 TotalCarp
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yeah its such a hard argument to have. i hate violence. i hate to see young man murder and die, mostly for causes they dont understand. 

i grew up in former ussr so i know a few things about chechens and dagestanis and the prevailing mentality there is pretty odd. but here is what i find partic starnge - they are generally very tribal people where family overrides everything. If one of them is killed they wouldnt stop till they take revenge or get paid off.. thats the tradition.. so was this to happen in russia i would not be surprised at all...

but its not like US is at war with their people.. i find it very hard to make a leap from their tribal mentality to them becoming these "kill everyone" type fanatics.. very very odd

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:56 | 3471477 toys for tits
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Isn't it still the Chechnyan tradition to select a woman to marry by snatching her from the street, similar to what Borat portrayed with Pamela Anderson?

http://edsworld365.blogspot.com/2010/10/borat-and-chechnya.html

Maybe that's why he didn't understand Americans?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:02 | 3471516 TotalCarp
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i think its a tradition in the -stans.. its a nomadic style traditions.. chechens were NOT nomads. they are traditional residents of small mountain communal villages.. which very mcuh explains the tribal mentality.

now that older brother is dead i fear that taking young one alive in hope of interrogating him will be close to impossible.. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:06 | 3471546 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I think the only 'tribe' those 2 brothers had was each other and maybe their parents also. The rest of us were not part of their tribe. Add devout extremist religious beliefs and alienation into the mix you got yourself a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:11 | 3471584 TotalCarp
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yeah you may very well be right. i very much hope they take him alive and he sings like a canary. sadly i think virtually no hope of that. point is yeah, i am very well aware there are muslim fanatics. but what happened is somewhat out of character for chechens.. US not at war with them... as i said before if they would have blown up a bus in moscow i wouldnt be surprised at all.. as that would fit a pattern.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:41 | 3471751 MS7
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A lot of this makes no sense. For example, they hijacked a car and told the driver they were the bombers. If the police waited any longer to start their search for them, they might have paraded in front of the police station carrying a sign "Bomber".

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:48 | 3471786 TotalCarp
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good point, that is just nuts isnt it???

"i want to kill evil americans" but "i hijack a car and let the driver go"??? are you for real???

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:10 | 3471935 TheGardener
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For martial art types the no drink, no smoke no friends
part is the rule rather then the exception.

And for having no friends except your old buddies from your home town you only have to migrate within the country.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:23 | 3471241 fonzannoon
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Of course there will be nut cases. All I have to go by is the info above, so I can't make a determination one way or the other. As Ghordius pointed out though. I bet a lot of people don't understand most americans anymore. That does not mean they would do something horrific like this. But like you said...who knows?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:51 | 3471454 disabledvet
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again "this was just attempted last year in Times Square." http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/07/sports/hostility-lingers-over-handling... as i also said "inside job." (long couch potatoing.) obviously these folks are communicating with someone...it's ridiculous to assume they weren't under Bloomberg Surveillance the whole time (interestingly the Mayor didn't want to cancel the NYC Marathon) let alone Government surveillance of course.. but clearly there's a "chatterbox" we're not being made aware of here "for fear of the people getting the wrong idea about these things." the NPR coverage has been totally ridiculous of course...ALL media coverage has been ridiculous actually "for fear that everyone knows they already know all this stuff and make money off it." still...the car chase should be good.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:44 | 3472166 Clark Bent
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Some hardcore religionists believe that they are essentially fallen and required the sacrifice of God to expiate their basic wickedness, an act not possible to do on one's own. They don't believe they are better, rather they acknowledge as a central tenet of their faith that they are unworthy and in need of rescue. I won't name the religion but I make the point to say that some religions do not, as a matter of policy, seek to aggrandize themselves. Rather they seek to face their (and other people's) shortcomings honestly, unflinchingly, and compassionately. They seek to know God. Or they are doing it wrong.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471135 fuu
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I've lived with them my whole life and I don't understand them.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:58 | 3471629 Randall Cabot
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Americans don't even understand Americans, the jew supremacists have turned our culture into a morass of rootless morons:

"The Jews also (as few people recognize, because the subject is forbidden) changed America in some profound and not always positive ways. In terms of national identity, Jews were instrumental in the reformulation of America as a universalist society based strictly on ideology rather than on peoplehood, a change that set the stage for mass Third-World immigration and the much more profound redefinition of America as a multicultural society. In terms of morality, many Jewish intellectuals, writers, and entertainers deliberately undermined the older Anglo-American Victorian ethos, a program of moral/cultural subversion that climaxed in the Sixties counterculture and the dominant nihilist culture of the 1980s and 1990s. In terms of politics, Jews were instrumental in replacing the old American order of Constitutional self-restraint with the statist politics of unrestrained compassion."

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/03/lawrence-auster-on-the-role-of-jews-in-disestablishing-white-christian-america/

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:53 | 3470973 BigDuke6
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I knew it would be our fucking fault

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:46 | 3472193 SmittyinLA
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Its fucking Bush's fault (but he is a neocon) 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:54 | 3470977 orangedrinkandchips
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Move along, move along.....

 

WHO FUCKING CARES???

These dipshits wanted their 15 min of fame....STOP GIVING IT TO THEM.

 

LIFE GOES ON. Nothing to see here....stop fanning the flames....

 

OTHERS SEE THIS AS THEIR OPPORTUNITY TO BE FAMOUS TOO!!!

 

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471190 freewolf7
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Really? They did this for fame?

Name the boxcutters on the 9/11 planes.

Oh, wait. Why would I bring up 9/11?

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:22 | 3471243 StychoKiller
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Umm, Stanley and ACME?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:43 | 3471400 ThalesOfMiletus
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Hah!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:23 | 3471240 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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fuck fame... bring on the virgins!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:53 | 3470978 blindman
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something does not seem correct here?
I can't put my finger on it. or..
what?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:53 | 3470984 Temporalist
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Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.

In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else.

Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.

American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.

 

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:54 | 3470985 FJ
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He didn't have a single American friend...but he had an American girlfriend? Know some American dudes who haven't even got that.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:58 | 3471021 Oldballplayer
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His girlfriend was half Italian and half Portuguese. Can you imagine how hairy her arms are?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:27 | 3471276 GetZeeGold
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It wasn't so much the hairy arms as it was the constant incessant nagging.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471136 Taterboy
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Girlfriend needs to update her facebook relationship status.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:22 | 3471245 freewolf7
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Brutal.

"Single. Looking to meet nice FBI agent."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:49 | 3471780 Dave Thomas
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I wonder what the transition from Islam to Mormon is like?

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:12 | 3471945 toys for tits
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Same shit, different diety.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:24 | 3471259 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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she just got traded for a large amount of virgins... sucka

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:25 | 3471263 Joe Davola
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+1 - St. Peter's gonna remind me I laughed at that one before sending me southbound.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 13:17 | 3472743 ZeroHour
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That and kicking people in the head.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:19 | 3471220 Bazza McKenzie
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Yeah, well they probably don't have a Merc either.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:54 | 3470987 Zer0head
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:55 | 3470992 sangell
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Thankfully he's dead

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:19 | 3471620 lakecity55
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You can be sure BOTH will be dead.

No Dorner models are caught alive. They self-destruct in cabin fires and such.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:56 | 3470995 Pretorian
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 SHot on scene so he would not be able to respond to accusuation?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:57 | 3471000 Don Diego
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the girlfriend can remain a muslim, f&%@ing traitor

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:56 | 3471001 Van Halen
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The girlfriend is a Muslim convert? Phew! For a moment there I thought she might have gone down that dangerous road to TEA Party thinking or something.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:21 | 3471232 moonstears
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Shouldn't her head be covered in tha pic? Not too good at the convert thing?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:57 | 3471003 What a mess_man
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Very strange.  Why does someone who seems to be doing well if not enjoying his life here (I mean the guy was almost on the friggin US OLYMPIC Boxing Team!) suddenly bomb and kill?  WTF is going on here?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471037 The Abstraction...
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Someone threw a rifle at him, coated with superglue.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:13 | 3471170 morning
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Quite simple, one of both ways: either he lied to raise the perfect cover, or he didn't and you people need to look elsewhere for the culprit.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:24 | 3471260 StychoKiller
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Hey handsome, you look familiar...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:22 | 3471635 ross81
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dont ask difficult questions, just eat your dirt like a good mushroom!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:57 | 3471007 grunk
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I heard similar stuff on the WBZ feed from a neighbor a few minutes ago.

The longer it goes, the less sense it makes.

I woke up this morning and one of the suspects was some Turkish kid from Brown University.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:56 | 3471010 moonstears
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"I don't have a single American friend..." Uh, obviously we make friends differently here, blowing people up is not a good "ice breaker" here in America to all people of a similar feeling. Uh, "I'm very religious"...this guy just found out here's no Allah for him and no virgins, bet he's fuckin' bummed.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471031 toys for tits
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  +1

Nice,

Borat made a few friends in his short time here.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471012 GeezerGeek
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I've been in the US since the day I was born, some 66 years ago. There are a lot of Americans I don't understand, mostly those who want freebies from Barry at the expense of others. That doesn't make me want to go around bombing anyone.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:59 | 3471016 toys for tits
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Doesn't have a single friend but has a girlfriend?

What, women can't be friends of muslims?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:58 | 3471020 Uncle Remus
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W. T. F.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:00 | 3471035 Zymurguy
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I don't believe for one second that a person like this who apparently has a future to look forward to somehow becomes radicallized and starts setting off bombs and gets into a shootout with police.

The logical math does not compute Will Robinson!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471137 dtwn
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Psychology is complicated.  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471191 Mr. Poon
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Good thing you're not the one trying to figure out where the threats come from.  Ever read any biographies of serious war criminals?  They're often some of the most normal people you can imagine - until the atrocities start.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:19 | 3471228 Sandmann
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I do wonder if these guys were ever screened - but at least now the SVR and FSB can release whatever files they have. It is exactly how Britain ended up with the 2005 suicide bombers - resident but alien in mindset. So while TV is full of "Homeland" reality is very different.......almost amateurish.

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471337 toys for tits
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If they've been here 10 years then they came in as minors aged 9 and 16.  Not much screening to be done there.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:30 | 3471290 StychoKiller
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Dr. Stanley Milgram:  "Obedience to Authority"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:00 | 3471038 PUD
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Islam..the religion of peace!  Only religion can motivate people to such barbarism. When you have gawd on your side all things are permissible

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471103 GeezerGeek
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I only know of one religion whose foundational document condones, indeed demands, killing persons of other religions. Many have murdered others in the name of religion, but usually by ignoring the tenets of that religion. I am, of course, excluding the man-made substitutes, such as naziism and communism.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:17 | 3471201 ITrustMyGut
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LOL

 

ya.. 'cause Christianity, or ANY religion, has such a warm fuzzy history of skittles, unicorns, and rainbows...

 

NOT

 

all religion= death for the people

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:55 | 3471478 WAMO556
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Your religion of ATHEISM is also another cult of death, backed by communism, socialism, statism . Backed by Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Amin and quite a few others. What bothers me is that YOUR religion is far more murderous then Judaism and Christianity will ever be, just saying.

Skittles? Hahahahahaha

Unicorns? Hahahahahaha

Yes, I am laughing at you. Quite deserved, you know!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:30 | 3471687 toys for tits
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You don't have to be religious to be spiritual.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:07 | 3471911 WAMO556
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That is not what I was getting at. Some folks spirituality begins and ends with someone else's demise.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:17 | 3471975 toys for tits
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Rereading the posts, I misread yours.

Sorry.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:26 | 3471653 ross81
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compared to the barbarity of Christianity down the ages, Islam is pretty tame really.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:54 | 3471826 MS7
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Do people know that George W. Bush is the one who said that? I wouldn't call Islam or Christianity religions of peace. Not that they necessarily lead to violence but they have been interpreted in a way to justify war. I would probably call Buddhism a religion of peace. Of course not all Buddhists are peaceful but their religion doesn't justify  (as far as I know) starting wars to conquer people.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471050 Oldballplayer
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He did not have American friends...but he was deeply involved in boxing. I wonder how many of those non-friends rush to the phone last night. If he had friends....they would have called HIM, not the cops.

Sucks to be a loser.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:49 | 3471447 Vlad Tepid
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I'm still trying to puzzle out how he has "zero American friends and doesn't understand them" yet he has an American girlfriend who he's at least chummy enough with to convert her to Islam.  Did he think she was a fuckin' Martian?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:06 | 3471914 zerozulu
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If he was a religious fanatic, than there is nothing more precious than a beautiful girlfriend who converted her religion for him.

 

A beautiful girlfriend like her is reason enough for a young man to live forever. IMHO

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:51 | 3472225 Blano
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She's not that great, but she'd do in a pinch.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471059 grunk
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A Mercedes, nice clothes, good-looking girlfriend, possible spot on the U.S. Olympic team?

Yep, that has terrorist written all over it. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471064 Bryan
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Well, now he's dead, and he took a few others with him.  So much for the peaceful religion of Islam.  He did not represent that religion very well.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:47 | 3471432 WAMO556
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WRONG!!!

This DEAD Muslim represented his religion PERFECTLY!!!

Islam is not just a religion, it is a political, social and religious system that is totalitarian in nature and murderous By action. It ascribes to nothing less then subjugating, slavery and degradation.

TAKFIR METHODOLGY*

*when Osama bin Laden was asked about the 3000 killed at the WTC his response: THE RIGHTEOUS ARE IN HEAVEN.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:09 | 3471547 lakecity55
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Hey, there is also the chance the stupid NAZI up-armored Police Terrorists will shoot each other, so there is a bright side here.

Half of these idiots cannot hold a rifle correctly or seek cover from the video I have seen. In fact, it almost looks like somebody told them the 'suspects' were guaranteed not to shoot back, it was a training exercise, and the 'bombs' are flash-bangs. The last MF I would trust today is an 'amerikan' 'police officer.'

"Hey, Joe, those were unarmed Citizens u just kilt."

"Waal, they mighta been Chechners, Bob."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471068 Aegelis
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Everyone is looking for that one clue that makes you go "Aha!  There's a hint right there the guy is about to go psycho!"  It don't work like dat friends, sorry but your prejudgement is inferior and you will not be identifying the next mass-murderer before it happens.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471143 machineh
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At least we'll get federal grants to install more surveillance cameras. /sarc

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:27 | 3471264 The Heart
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"At least we'll get federal grants to install more surveillance cameras."

Questions to ask later...who profits...and since they have spent trillions on all this military build up of the civilian army forces...and this is one heck of an episode so far...will the epilog be that a 19 year old kid has eluded all this house to house sweep of Boston so far?

Of course...that ol long arm of the law has all along known more than they have let out. Like, did they know this was going down like this?

Time will tell.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:13 | 3471159 Mr. Poon
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I agree.  How many times do we hear the next door neighbor quoted, "but he seemed like such a nice man" - and then the police go into his house and find it is incredibly filthy, full of excrement, human remains, and methamphetamine residue?

The fact is, we don't know each other as well as we think we do.  Underneath the surface in many peoples' lives, there is much more going on than what we see, and only occasionally does it come to the surface.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:17 | 3471209 Bryan
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Exactly.  Thus the apparent need for the libs to take ALL guns away from everyone, just in case your next door neighbor decides he wants to blow people up some day.  I guess we have to ban all pressure cookers and ball bearings and knives and scissors too. 

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471080 Zymurguy
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Many of you realize that near almost every major ter'ist attack, shooting, etc. there is a training exercize that parallels the exact act nearby.

It is believed that our govt recruits people as actors for these events and they unkowingly participate in horrific acts thinking they are just role playing.  They are drugged so they have difficulty perceiving reality during the "exercise" and then are often suicided or killed shortly thereafter (or killed in the act).  I suspect these guys thought they were getting a great opportunity to earn a lot of money as actors and maybe get some sort of access to becoming agents, etc. - pumped up their egos.  They were probably supposed to die in the blasts and right now they have figured it out and are fighting for their lives... well, one of them still is.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471359 WAMO556
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Manchurian candidate thing??

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471084 Joe A
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He did not understand Americans. Borat was his favorite film. If he understood the sarcasm of that movie then I'd say he understood Americans very well!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:08 | 3471978 zerozulu
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In my experience, no one understands American outside America, unless they understand banking system.

I know only non-American banker will understand what I mean.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471092 youngman
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has a Mercedes...nice ride for a boxer loser.....having a Facebook isn´t very religious or muslim I would suspect...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:00 | 3471495 GetZeeGold
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has a Mercedes

 

America......what a country!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471098 the not so migh...
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i did not know about that ankle workout, interesting.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:27 | 3471275 krispkritter
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Americans have their own version...bend over, grab your ankles, say 'Thank you sir, may I have another'. Repeat.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471101 Atlas Crapped
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Grrrrrrrrrrreat profiling Batman.

He's a Russian Muslim!! The perfect AntiChrist for the next USMilIndComp Jihad !!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471104 Yellowhoard
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Has anyone considered what effect this will have on our Olympic chances?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471111 FJ
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You mean, our chances of blowing up the Olympic stadium?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471138 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Or his Olympic chances.

 

:(

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471130 Seorse Gorog fr...
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lol

 

"I'm very religious." but yet he has a girlfriend.

'he could be selected for the US Olympic team and be naturalized American' but yet blows people up.

 

What the hell!

 

"In Russia, we used to train like this. Here nobody does it, I don't know why!" I've never seen Mike Tyson walk like a pussy.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:09 | 3471134 Cacete de Ouro
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Cue high fives from the minders...and a sigh of relief, for now...

Bearded minder from crowd with that longish hair and a bit of a beer belly and those lonely eyes (CIA Middle East guy):
"He was a good kid, shucks, a great kid, I never did get to go a round with him in the ring. O Well, back to business. Who's next? Another fitness guy in Miami? OK we'll get down there by Sunday".

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:13 | 3471150 Zer0head
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So they're interviewing some chick who went to school with him great guy lots of friends everyone liked him

live feed

http://www.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/_557781/uiconf_id/6893702/e...

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:31 | 3471262 fuu
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Being reported now that Dzhokhar is posting online. I don't touch social media, anyone check his FB page recently? While his friends say he was a great guy who wouldn't crack jokes about people because he wasn't maliscious like that. Fox via Drudge has a kid on who has sung his praises as a nice guy, got along with everyone, wasnt a loner, wants people to know there was no clues to actions like this, etc for about 10 minutes now. Fairly articulate clean cut kid.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:29 | 3471292 Aurora Ex Machina
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It's been confirmed (as much as is possible) that it's a troll account posting FUD.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:48 | 3471399 fuu
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Listening to the cognitive dissonance in the news actors trying to reconcile the "almost two different stories about this young man's life" is the best schadenfreude I've had in a while.

 

Now they have "Mary" on who lived down the hall from him last year and says he was awesome. Funny, happy, flirt, liked the ladies, everyone liked him.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:13 | 3471171 rsnoble
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I didn't personally see the guy do it.  I don't trust anyone and certainly not the US gov't.

I live here and I don't understand many of these fucking morons either.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:20 | 3471234 EvlTheCat
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Doesn't understand Americans?  He was stupid enough to plaster his life all over the Internet.  My friend you were an American.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:38 | 3471360 toys for tits
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Then he's just like the rest of us who don't understand Americans either.

Perusing Fark will reinforce that.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471370 fuu
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Fuck Drew.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:22 | 3471246 ROCE
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What I don't understand is how the dude wound up dead ? IF this is the guy we saw naked on CNN... He certainly didn't look like he was shot somewhere critically..

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:28 | 3471284 krispkritter
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It was also reported that the younger brother ran over him in the Merc SUV while leaving the firefight. Not sure how accurate that is.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:43 | 3471762 Debugas
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local media reports that he had a bomb attached to his chest and it exploded

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:25 | 3471258 Everybodys All ...
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anyone want to bet the guy has an AR-15?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:33 | 3471317 GetZeeGold
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I'm sure they'll stash a couple hundred in his crib....just to make it believable.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:31 | 3471302 bnbdnb
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Too much attention = more attention grabbing morons.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:32 | 3471303 Honey Badger
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"God said no alcohol."

But killing is ok. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:32 | 3471309 whoopsing
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If this happened twenty years ago in Russia, they would have leveled the place with an artillary strike

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:13 | 3471591 SoNH80
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Good for Russia.  They also didn't putter around with the Nazi rabble.

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471338 blindman
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Boston Bombs, The Fed Goes “Terminator”
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/04/16/boston-bombs-the-fed-goes-termin...
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Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:40 | 3471382 RaceToTheBottom
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Two guys, traveling home from the pressure cooker store....  Hey it could happen to anyone.... Those things are tough to opperate...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:42 | 3471388 yogibear
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So amnesty Chechen rebels and terrorist as well? 

Come to the US and setup operations here, we will offer free food (foodstamps), medical and welfare as long as you vote for the correct party.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:04 | 3471538 IridiumRebel
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Immigration for all! Bring us your tired, your deadly, your knowledgeable about explosives........

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:45 | 3471419 Dr. Bonzo
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"Americans are decadent swine," Borat said climbing out of his Mercedes, " I don't understand them," he added on his Facebook page. "They have obsession with technology," Borat whined into his cell phone.

"I don't have single American friend," Borat added kissing his girlfriend. "I normally don't take my shirt off for women except when I have to sweat a lot in front of them. Then is better to have shirt off to make look good for the sexy time."

"America very tough country for immigrants," Borat added filling out his application for the US Olympic Team. "What I like most abount America? Hmmm... this tough question. Ah, I know, yes...  In America, I have the freedom to hate America and be completely illogical contradictory hypocrite. This I like very much."

"I heard in America I can have the Lexus, but America only give me Mercedes. Fuck you USA. See? Hahaha... I make no sense. But very good yes? Thank you America and fuck you America. Hahaha."

 

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:52 | 3471810 Freddie
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He loves Borat aka Sacha Baron Cohen.  Dumb muslim.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:45 | 3471421 Vlad Tepid
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SO I guess the big question is, what do these random guys, the Elvis impersonator with the Ricin, the mail bomber in Germany and (maybe) some dude at a fertilizer plant in Waco have to do with each other...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:19 | 3471619 Aurora Ex Machina
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Don't, whatever you do, Don't look into the conspiracy nonsense that Elvis wrote.

 

Sharp. Pointy. Teeth.

 

From the days when the cold tundra ice kept people huddled in their mammoth-skin yurts.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:59 | 3471489 Van Halen
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There's one word that summarizes this whole mess. It starts with an "M" and you won't hear the State Run Media use it. Does anyone know what it is?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:58 | 3471491 Hannibal
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:01 | 3471504 Coldfire
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Ludicrous.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:01 | 3471514 lakecity55
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"You screw around in Syria, gayboy, I send chechen bombz to yew."

---Vladimir P

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:03 | 3471525 Van Halen
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Imagine this is YOUR town where this is happening. A while back, gun laws were passed and your guns were taken away. For the safety of the community, of course.

Would you feel safe being told to barricade yourself in your home, unarmed, and let the government security forces take charge? Knowing all the while they have NO IDEA where the killer is? Or would you feel better barricaded in your home with ALL YOUR GUNS under the same scenario?

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:08 | 3471557 dexter_morgan
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Can't even have any smilin Joe Biden specials out there in MA?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:37 | 3471713 Diogenes
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It's worse than that. You gave up the Constitution, your civil rights, your guns, you let the authorities grope your women and children in airports and walk all over you in order to be PROTECTED FROM TERRORISTS.

Then this happens. Feel PROTECTED now? Or do you feel like a sucker?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:03 | 3471536 IridiumRebel
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GODDAMNED LIBERTARIAN TERRRRISSS............

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:10 | 3471569 slimething
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Shouldn't some of you be posting over at Infowars to help out Alex Jones locate the real bombers?

My cousin works at a company in Columbus, Ohio. Someone he worked with for a number of years was arrested for planning to bomb a mall. Nobody had a clue he was a terrorist. He had a wife and kids, was a good worker etc.

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:14 | 3471593 Van Halen
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Looking at oh, the last twenty years of results in this country, I'd trust Alex Jones with my safety before I'd trust this bunch of goddamned fools in our government. Jones has some wacky theories from time to time but he makes sense overall. Our government? Absolutely no idea what the hell they're trying to do. But it's not working too well.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:33 | 3471703 slimething
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Some wacky theories from "time to time"? Look at his timeline for reports on the bombing. He's a complete kook.

 

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:11 | 3471571 Van Halen
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Now the ENTIRE city of Boston is on lockdown as well as surrounding areas. No fly zone. AMTRACK shut down.

Do you fell safe, Boston? Do you feel better knowing you're unarmed and at the mercy of a Muslim terrorist roaming around your community? Do you wonder if your government security forces are going to be able to arrive in time and save you in the event you run into this guy or if this guy comes bursting through your front door? Or would you feel better knowing you're holding at least ONE gun, enough bullets, and a fighting chance?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:23 | 3471632 tip e. canoe
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it would be Ironic (with a capital I) if the guy was ultimately taken out by a private gun-owner.

bonus for the lulz: with a RP bumper sticker still on his car.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:23 | 3471637 the tower
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I must admit, it's a great excercise in "how to shut down and take control of an American city in 24 hours".

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:41 | 3472148 lakecity55
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Yes, this carefully planned op has allowed Them to test and eventually improve quite a number of benchmarks. I'd say a lot of resources were put into this before the 2 agents were supplied and activated, as well as the light armour, comms-killing and martail law actuation afetr the bombing and as the event continues to unfold.

Spend a little time thinking about the sheer amount of logistics here, guys. This is a slamdunk for Tyranny.

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:54 | 3472622 the tower
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And the door-to-door thing... Is it because the surviving brother can't be allowed to talk? Because he can't have a fair trial cause then we'd find out he didn't do it? Because the person or family that gives him shelter must not be allowed to talk either?

I'm sure there will be a shoot out in which the hosting person/family will be shot too.

They were never proven to be guilty, all we get is two photos, some official statements and media crap, meanwhile a full city is under house arrest. Insane.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:30 | 3471684 IridiumRebel
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They should disarm the public. This is simply the best answer.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:10 | 3471574 robertocarlos
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European style is code for gay.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:37 | 3471722 toys for tits
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Thanks for the interpretation.

Man, it would be so simple if there were some sort of patch that we could put on clothes for quick identification.  I'd suggest a pink triangle for him.

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