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IRS Official In Charge During Tea Party Targeting Now Runs Health Care Office

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Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

I’d like to say that the following is unbelievable, but it’s not.  Unfortunately, it is all too believable.

From ABC:

The Internal Revenue Service official in charge of the tax-exempt organizations at the time when the unit targeted tea party groups now runs the IRS office responsible for the health care legislation.

USA! USA!

Sarah Hall Ingram served as commissioner of the office responsible for tax-exempt organizations between 2009 and 2012. But Ingram has since left that part of the IRS and is now the director of the IRS’ Affordable Care Act office, the IRS confirmed to ABC News today.

 

Her successor, Joseph Grant, is taking the fall for misdeeds at the scandal-plagued unit between 2010 and 2012. During at least part of that time, Grant served as deputy commissioner of the tax-exempt unit.

 

Grant announced today that he would retire June 3, despite being appointed as commissioner of the tax-exempt office May 8, a week ago.

 

“Obamacare empowers the agency that just violated the public’s trust by secretly targeting conservative groups,” Rep. Marlin Stutzman, R-Ind., added. “Even by Washington’s standards, that’s unacceptable.”

 

Sen. John Cornyn even introduced a bill, the “Keep the IRS Off Your Health Care Act of 2013,” which would prohibit the Secretary of the Treasury, or any delegate, including the IRS, from enforcing the Affordable Care Act.

 

“Now more than ever, we need to prevent the IRS from having any role in Americans’ health care,” Cornyn, R-Texas, stated. “I do not support Obamacare, and after the events of last week, I cannot support giving the IRS any more responsibility or taxpayer dollars to implement a broken law.”

Pure 100% unadulterated Banana Republic.

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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:31 | 3575171 infinity8
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Stop shaking your eyes, Zippy!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SIuISIVB8

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:51 | 3575202 knukles
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Now that's sweet.
Many thanks....
Seriously....
Bug ha[[y smile.
Blessings
K

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:03 | 3575236 infinity8
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love ya Zipps/Knuks - I almost pissed myself when  1st saw that (I think in a Spike and Mike), couldn't believe it's on youtube now. Maybe people aren't as dumb as I give them credit for.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:12 | 3575134 nmewn
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Now that was a trip...her body, whatever, but something is screwed with her mind.

I had a dog that liked to roam when I lived in the city, never bothered anybody (a Husky mix, a good dog, not vicious and smart). I also had one of those old hags that lived around the corner with a great interest in snipping dogs & cats.

(You know where this is going even with everyone in the city having fenced in yards)

Well, she came up to me one day and said "I saw Marcus two block away from your house, ya know, if he were neutered he wouldn't stray so far."

I said yeah, and if I chopped off three of his legs he probably wouldn't either.

She left in a huff ;-)

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:30 | 3575168 knukles
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LOL

And as if she needed to understand it was left unspoken, "If I chopped off just one of yours, you wouldn't roam to far, either.".

Reminds me of the series of interviews I had for a senior position at another firm one time.  I was working in NYC and got sent to somewhere in California for a full days interview with a shrink.
We got off to a great start when one of the first questions he asked me was; "When did you stop masturbating?" and I answered: "About 9 o'clock last night."

Another one was he sets up this imaginary mental meeting where I'm waiting to see an important prospect and I'm in a room with a receptionist, her sitting behind a desk and a single chair for me.  Nothing else.  Nothing on the desk, wall, naught.  And she's got one eye.  With no patch, no false eyeball.  Just an empty socket.  What do you say to her?
More directed at him than as an answer to the direct question, "That we'd need to chat about what a strange morning it had been and put it in perspective."

Needless to say I didn't get the job, nor did I want it... a full day with a shrink in California of all crazy ass places asking inane questions?
Fuck think I was gonna do?  Work in the IRS's Cincinnati office?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:38 | 3575182 infinity8
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Flames. Hoops. Fuckit and relax. I got done with that a long time ago and I sleep like a baby.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:43 | 3575190 WonderDawg
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The reason you didn't get the job, Knuksie, is because the correct thing to say to the one-eyed is receptionist is: "Is it true what they say? Was it all fun and games until you lost that eye?"

The psychiatrist would be impressed with your intellectual curiosity.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:58 | 3575223 knukles
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LOL

Dawg!
Where you been buddy?  Been missing you.
Hope all's well.
Things be smooth hereabouts. 
Doin' the work for good conscious contact, rollin' through it all with a smile.

That's a 5 Star Solution, my man.
Wow!
You've not lost your edge!

Strengthened the grip, rolling over the right hand, hitting it all further, better consistency, draw...
Lost 2 strokes off the index in last 2 weeks.
Probably ephemeral but sure fun while it's there.

Blessings Dawg, Blwessings
K

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:20 | 3575255 WonderDawg
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Doing well, my friend. I still read ZH every day but don't haunt the comments as much as I used to. I'm so weak-minded that I allow my bias to affect my day trading and I find I do better if I focus on the charts during the day.

As far as life in general, coming up on 10 years in about 3 weeks, by the grace of Something Bigger Than Me. Finishing a novel I started writing about a year ago, as well. The golf game has been showing improvement. I did the same thing you did, but I made the change last year. Stronger grip and a different takeaway. Sometimes I get caught between the old swing and the new swing and everything gets out of whack, but when I get it right, the high draw is deadly. Shot an 83 last weekend and playing tomorrow hoping to imrove a couple more strokes. And yes, enjoy it while it's there because we both know how it comes and goes.

I hope life is treating you well, my good man. Trudging the road of happy destiny.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:50 | 3575284 Hulk
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Good to see you are still with us Dawg !!!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:55 | 3575292 WonderDawg
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Hulkster! Good to see you too! I hope life is treating you well and money is falling into your pockets.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:58 | 3575293 Hulk
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Its a slow and steady climb Dawg. Amazing what slow and steady gets you...

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 07:43 | 3575483 WonderDawg
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I hear you, Hulk. Slow and steady is a good thing. The journey is the reward, as they say.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:15 | 3575303 RockyRacoon
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Congrats on the upcoming 10 years.  You are among friends.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 07:42 | 3575479 WonderDawg
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Thanks, Rocky. Been a hell of a ride and keeps getting better.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:38 | 3575529 knukles
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The whole buncha you happy trudgers are the cats meows.
Happy birthday Dawg!
10 is awesome!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:08 | 3575557 WonderDawg
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Got rained out today, Knuksie. Hopefully will have a chance to play tomorrow, but the weather is supposed to be iffy again. I guess it'll be a good day to work on my project. I hope you've got blue skies and a chance to play this weekend. Make the four footers.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:44 | 3575193 disabledvet
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yossarian "nothing another mission can't cure."

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:48 | 3575200 infinity8
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I have 2 big toms that have all of their "equipment" because I think they need the outdoors to be happy and they gotta have their junk to survive (I'm on the cusp of being in butt-fuck, coyotes and puma and such).

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:51 | 3575203 Dr. Engali
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You know she stands to make more money than you can imagine from the biotech companies because of lopping off her breasts (which of course she will replace with silicone). Follow the money nmewn.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:01 | 3575231 knukles
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OMG...
I'd not even thought of that.

Step right up, getcher Angelina Jolie stem cell breast enhancement job right away....

Not to mention the pictures of the fatty blobs for the cover of the Rolling Stone

It's just all too sick

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:11 | 3575247 Dr. Engali
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Cancer research. The moment she made that announcement cancer research biotech stocks jumped.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:26 | 3575264 IndyPat
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You guys really need to get educated about that procedure and why she did it.
Believe me, I could give a shit less about her but it ain't some conspiracy.
Probably the only smart thing that bimbo has ever done. With the genes she's carrying, she was definately scheduled for an early check out if she didn't loose the boobs.
Look into it and you just might save a women you love too. If it runs in her family, it's worth getting the screening.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:27 | 3575265 Hulk
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Wonder if Brad misses the twins ???

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:42 | 3575279 IndyPat
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With the kinda money those two have, she got a new set built as good as OEM, without the early check out.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:39 | 3575531 knukles
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Brads gonna make soap

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:51 | 3575605 Hulk
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Hmm, titty soap, a new experience in washing one's face...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:03 | 3574984 tarsubil
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One thing I was thinking after Holder and now Miller is that bureaucrats and career exec service people are with these organizations (or in the system) for decades and really are more and more apathetic towards Congress. Like Congress is going to put Holder in jail or anyone at the Cincinnati office of the IRS. Congress really is a sort of country club without any real power over the executive.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:06 | 3574993 otto skorzeny
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It's like the CIA- they know they're going to be around when these clowns are long gone so why even bother with them- that and the CIA has pictures of them all in some disgusting act of sexual perversion.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:07 | 3574997 knukles
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Got sent to the Cincinnati office.
Like that's going to the 7th circle of Hell in the paper boat across the Flaming River of Blood.
Fuck me, Cinci is a pretty cool place all things considered....
Lotta hill jacks, but still pretty neat, laid back, slow....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:22 | 3575037 Yen Cross
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 Been there done that Knuks. U.OC. Microbiolojist GF.  Pee/H/D

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:12 | 3575136 knukles
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Great area.  Love the old ferry across the river, Mt Adams used to be an absolute heaven... now gentrified to point of high cost homes... and the restaurant at the Cincinnattian is one of the best, ever, and I've traveled extensively.  Great art museum!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:37 | 3575180 Yen Cross
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  Knuks, Maui, for Thanks Giving. QLD AUS for winter.   Hey knuks, I can fly. Really...

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:02 | 3575234 knukles
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Cool....
You're a lucky man....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:47 | 3575196 WAMO556
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Congress is just a bunch of bitches trying to enrich themselves...All 550 of them are criminals (yeah, including those jackals who sit on the Supreme Court - it's not like these toads ever read the constitution...they'll massage the words in the founding documents to mean something that just ain't there I.e. SEPERATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE. I looked, and ill be damned of those particulars, just aren't there. Interstate commerce clause??? To these jack off judges it means the Feds get to regulate EVERYTHING. that's what it means right?)

JACKALS!!!!!

All of them!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:06 | 3574991 skeeterpi
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Do we get discounted bananas in a banana repubic?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:07 | 3574994 lolmao500
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Worse than that...

http://washingtonexaminer.com/congressman-irs-asked-pro-life-group-about...

During a House Ways and Means Committee hearing today, Rep. Aaron Schock, R-Ill., grilled outgoing IRS commissioner Steven Miller about the IRS targeting a pro-life group in Iowa.

“Their question, specifically asked from the IRS to the Coalition for Life of Iowa: ‘Please detail the content of the members of your organization’s prayers,’" Schock declared.

“Would that be an inappropriate question to a 501 c3 applicant?” asked Schock. “The content of one’s prayers?”

“It pains me to say I can’t speak to that one either,” Miller replied.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:20 | 3575000 knukles
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You mean "Dear God, may all those fuckers die slow painful deaths, amen." would be inappropriate?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:10 | 3575002 tarsubil
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LOL, Miller is a made man. He's going to end up with a nice job and big bonuses for taking one for the team. He knows they can yell at him all they want. What the fuck does he care? He doesn't even give a shit enough to look scared like Corzine did for his show grilling. FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:24 | 3575043 worbsid
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The part I saw, Miller really looked bored with the whole thing and could  care less.  I doubt they will, but I hope they send the bastard to a nice private cell with Buba for a while. 

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:35 | 3575065 Jena
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Not to cast aspersions on the man but was that a perm? Or a wig? A disguise, maybe? Asking for a friend.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:35 | 3575177 knukles
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His spy wig.
I noticed that, too
Maybe the way he was gonna make them uneasy, like Jamie's White House cuff links.

 

His Fess Parker Davey Crockett hairdo....

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 12:04 | 3575823 DrewJackson
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They should drug test all witnesses before they appear.  Bet this guy was jacked up on something to take it easy....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:26 | 3575047 nmewn
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The content of ones prayers, well, isn't that special ;-)

"In a checklist obtained by The Daily Caller entitled “Countering Violent Extremism Dos and Don’ts” the DHS’s Office of Civil Rights and Civil Liberties notifies local and national law enforcement officials that it is Obama administration policy to consider specifically Islamic criticism of the American system of government legitimate.

But NOT some radical Catholic or Baptist Tea Party individual...apparently.

"This policy stands in stark contrast to the DHS Office of Intelligence and Analysis’ 2009 memo “Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment” [pdf], which warned of the dangers posed by pro-life advocates, critics of same-sex marriage and groups concerned with abiding by the U.S. Constitution, among others.

The advice of the Dos and Don’ts list is far more conciliatory. “Don’t use training that equates radical thought, religious expression, freedom to protest, or other constitutionally-protected activity, including disliking the U.S. government without being violent,” the manual’s authors write in a section on training being “sensitive to constitutional values.”

http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/17/homeland-security-guidelines-advise-deference-to-pro-sharia-muslim-supremacists/#ixzz2Tbfyn8oD

So, in summation, if you see something, don't say anything and if you say something, you really didn't see anything.

Excellent!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:12 | 3575003 Atomizer
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Let me fix your headline Tyler:

 

IRS Official In Charge During Tea Party Targeting, is Now Run By Black Panther Party Healthcare Union Office Operations.

 

/LOL

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:17 | 3575026 espirit
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Better:

IRS Official In Charge During Tea Party Targeting Receives One Weeks Notice of Impending Allegations.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:43 | 3575083 nmewn
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Even better, "FIRED" acting IRS head will be on the job for another month.

Hell, in the real world, when you're "fired" a couple of obese, wheezing Wakenhut's with John McClane complexes show up at your office and watch you pack your family pictures...lol.

My how times "Change".

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 03:33 | 3575104 Yen Cross
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        It's people like you nmewn, that fuel the fire,

    That comment was taken out of context nmewn.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 10:57 | 3575713 nmewn
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And who took it out of context Yen? It was the MSM wasn't it?

With the conscious decision to the of use the word "fired" it was an attempt (by the lap dog MSM) to distance O'Barry from the controversy surrounding the attacks on his political rivals.

As if he is somehow outraged...he is not outraged...they were doing exactly what he wanted.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:11 | 3575005 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Viva Obombmao!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:13 | 3575015 grunk
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So the IRS will have its own Death Panels?

 

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:16 | 3575023 otto skorzeny
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I'd prefer a quick death to rotting in a US prison for 60 years for tax evasion.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:21 | 3575036 knukles
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Otto, you don't get 60 in prison.  You get 60 in the camps! 
March, sing and work!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:33 | 3575060 Yen Cross
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     Death Race 2013.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:39 | 3575073 Jena
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(Thanks Yen.  I don't know how it works exactly but thanks.)

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:58 | 3575108 Yen Cross
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     Jena, thanks for your kindness.  Me neither?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:15 | 3575019 infinity8
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"Even by Washington's standards, that's unacceptable." - Thanks for admitting it, dumbass. Standards are beyond low. Keep rubbing it in our faces. Head gonna 'splode.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:15 | 3575021 sirk1t
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That fella needs some rye, son.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:17 | 3575027 worbsid
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I guess when the IG told the Treasury Dept that they were going to investigate this, they must have said the report wouldn't be out untill way after the election.  Is it possible that with the additional support that Mittens would have beat Obama?  "I'm absolutly outraged ... snicker, snicker." 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:19 | 3575030 q99x2
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All those dead veterans of 200 years died for nothing but to make the bankster rich enough to take over the country. They've built an army of DHS to take the country by force and if that isn't enough the military declared itself in control of the citizens as of yesterday. The civil war has officially started according the bankster's mercinary forces. Apparently DHS was having too many complications. In any case they are about to start killing everyone we know and ourselves. Good luck and may the best men and women win.

I'm voting yes on "C" this Tuesday. Might not mean much but it might help if some decent people with a lot to lose pull some strings. I mean it is the perfect time for a political coup should someone be willing to seize the opportunity.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:33 | 3575061 otto skorzeny
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 The DHS will prove to be as inept as every bloated govt agency. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:31 | 3575170 Umh
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Will? Come on; They have already. I'm not sure how it should have been done, but it was done like all bureaucratic endeavors. It was done wastefully. Everything had a solution that cost money whether or not the solution had a chance of working. Like someone said in the last few days at least we didn't have to take our underwear off after the underwear bomber... they did it in such a way that they only had to look at the pretty girls.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:36 | 3575176 Dr. Engali
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I went to the airport to pick somebody up a few days back and they were all over the place.They looked like mall cops with their oversized uniforms, which says a lot because they were all oversized pot bellied, slumped shoulder, gorillas.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:04 | 3575553 lakecity55
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Well, Doc, I just got back to the USSR from somewhere in Asia.

The contrast that met me upon my return was chilling.

Americans are total fools to accept what is being shoved on them.

Unless We The People demand our country back, this place is Toast, burned toast.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 10:46 | 3575688 JOYFUL
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Given what you just witnessed...and testified to here....

if you are not packing your bags to be gone as of yesterday...then you too are Toast, burned toast.

Talk about lost opportunity! (Well; at least you testified!)

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:23 | 3575031 EmmittFitzhume
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I just found out that one of the Wachowski brothers is now a transgender. Guess he took the blue pill.  Oh and yes we live in a banana republic!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:35 | 3575064 yogibear
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Might as well throw the US constitution in the fire and burn it.

Guess these people would have hated the original tea party.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:32 | 3575174 Umh
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Do you mean they would have been Tories?

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:07 | 3575297 ShakaZulu
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"Wachowski Brothers"?  Not anymore bro!  

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:31 | 3575055 F. Bastiat
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Certainly, the power of Obama care is intended to deny care to older, mainly conservative, people.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:36 | 3575058 MichiganMilitiaMan
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So what!  Our health care system sucks anyways.  If they don't kill you with drugs for your depression, cholesterol, diabetes and hypertension, they will kill you with the vaccinations.  If none of those don't work, and you still survive our health care system, then the fucking IRS will decide that you don't need that heart catheterization to keep your heart working, or don't need that knee/hip replacement to keep walking.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:40 | 3575185 NachoLiebor
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STENT NAZIS!! FUCK YEAH!!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:34 | 3575062 Seasmoke
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Anyone get a good look at this cunt. She needs to be made an example of.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:40 | 3575074 Dr. Engali
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Why do you have to be putting down cunts?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:55 | 3575080 Jim in MN
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Cunt we all just get along?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:58 | 3575224 tunnelvizn
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Here at the 'Hedge, the faithful are trying to put the O back in Cuntry (sic) . 

{Wow, reading that which I just wrote can connote so many different meanings - sorry but I think my head hurts now}

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:14 | 3575333 RichardP
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That's what you get with The Story of O.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:34 | 3575063 natty light
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Isnt that special.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:39 | 3575072 Dr. Engali
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Don't worry Obummer is on it. He will have the IRS whipped into shape in no time. He will focus like a laser on.....what was it we were talking about again? Oh yeah jobs. He will focus like a laser on Syria... I mean jobs... I mean the IRS....... I mean......

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:40 | 3575075 yogibear
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"Sarah Hall Ingram"

This Lesbian is a poor role model.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:42 | 3575081 besnook
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so where are all the molon labe creatins? i bet you are bending over to take the banana republic right up hershey hiway for a chocolate covered dessert.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:42 | 3575082 Son of Loki
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Stay healthy Amigos.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:50 | 3575088 NeedtoSecede
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Somewhat off topic, but when you talk banana republic one usually doesn't think of the banana republic having its fleet of drones plying the skys above Bananatown USA. 

Anyway, it is a quiet evening here in my part of the world and an aircraft with a strange sounding exhaust note (probably a helo, but I did not hear it very well) flew over our house and our German Shephard (85 lbs. of muscle with a BIG bark) went ballistic.  I hope he does the same with drones.  It may be just enough of the early warning system to...

@Pods said it best several months ago: Our gov/culture/society is a fucking clown circus.

 

Edit: Who the fuck you calling out @besnook and where the fuck did you learn to spell?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:22 | 3575155 Shell Game
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besnook is one of those Hooked on Phonix boys...  http://youtu.be/wtJLAWXO5vY

 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:12 | 3575300 IndyPat
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Prolly a V22 Osprey loaded up with grunts. Had 3 go over our crib in Louisville 2 years ago in the middle of the night.
Needless to say, I thought for a hot minute that the clampdown was on.
Turned out to be part of an Urban Trainig exercise featuring the 29th Marines -vrs- the ferocious terrorist residents of Frankfort KY.
Dunno who won that one. I know who's losing this one, so far.
As if they didn't get enough training in Iraq? Gotta know the terrain for the next bout, right?

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 15:06 | 3576208 besnook
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that should be "who the fuck ARE u calling out". i am tired of you weak kneed molon labe boasters who barely have a pecker to pound. the country is gone and you keep saying that if they take any more you will protest. all i hear is whining.

by the way, in the early days of the interstate system it was common to abreviate "highway" to "hiway" sometimes "Hi-way". keep focusing on spelling errors. the spelling and typo police are a time honored institution on the net as an "i can't defend myself, last resort" argument.

oh yea, "cretins", you cretin.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 16:23 | 3576213 besnook
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delete double post

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:45 | 3575091 A Lunatic
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The IRS might as well send a body bag with my tax forms next year because I'm not planning on jumping through any more hoops............

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:57 | 3575107 LoneuhRanger
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Until now I didn't believe the whole coastal event thing. Now we need something like that to avert all eyes.

Even bringing O.J. back ain't gonna fix this.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:01 | 3575112 Common_Cents22
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Put Mrs Doubtfire on the stand.      or is it the church lady?  "Isn't that special?"

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:02 | 3575235 Uncle Remus
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How convenient.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 03:26 | 3575121 JOYFUL
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As we wait for the 'go' signal to begin the next stage of bleeding Merika of it's remaining money and military might in order to enforce the adventurist agenda of a[well protected from "defamation"]tiny terrorist statelet...

what could be more appropriate than to bat the 'left\right' ball back n forth for the umpteenth time...under the benevolent eye of those tasked with distracting you from seeing your fates unfold live-time...

as Merikans get "Dzhokhared" by a media-massaged campaign to terrorize them into believing that only by 'surging' forth into those remaining parts of the world where McDonalds is not given rein to impose it's dietary standards(onto a populace in need of our 'help' in crawling out of 'the middle ages') ... with a message of peace and humility droning forth...

back on the home front let's squabble one more time about who's to blame for it all! Boring? Allright then! Let's just cut to the chase..

Daniel Greenfield, a "Shillman* Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center informs us that 

and as he lay bleeding in his boat hideout, Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wrote “F*** America” on the side panel of the boat, police in Massachusetts told ABC News.

Officers said they also discovered the phrase “Praise Allah” on the boat’s side panels and several anti-American screeds, including references to Iraq, Afghanistan and “the infidels.”

What could be more damning than writing inflammatory anti-Merikan messages on the side of a pleasure boat...whilst waiting for a trip to a certain not so conveniently closely-located "Beth Somethin r Other" Hospital... to be 'treated' for trauma by specially flown-in "specialists" from the specialist paradise of the ME? THE OFFICERS HAVE FOUND ALL THE EVIDENCE NEEDED!

Do we really need a trial and all of the tax$-wasting ac·cou·tre·ments of an out-dated and ante-diluvian 'constitutional' type of system ...when the evidence is so visible in front of our eyes people!?? Wake up!.... let's get the Muzzie Bastards stealing our "CON"-doms like (their own!! Mercedes)thieves in the night! 

It's the Weekend! Why wait for GW to arrive when we can start the Muzzie Bashing now>that fightin back has been banned!?!?!?

cue: the usual mouthbreathers(and their slightly more sophisTicated sidemen!) in 3...2...1....

it's all here... on the all new...ZH!

*can it possibly get any better than this? (Danny also informs us -Federal and New York State law enforcement officials estimate that nearly 60 percent of all convenience retail outlets in New York City are now "Arab-owned.")  BINGO!

 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:51 | 3575404 Sandmann
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It worked though. That magic writing on the boat scared the Goons from approaching or searching the boat until the owner dared them to

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 05:50 | 3575434 JOYFUL
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I'm waiting for the follow-up///

it'll probably be in a Sunday edition of the NYT. Somebody or other named "Klein" will be the 'journalist' who writes the piece... which will no doubt start off something like...

Dt. Sgt*{retired} Louis Kramer picked up the phone after making the slow trot into the kitchen from his gardening shed, newly purchased from the Walmart that very week, and placed carefully half way down the azalea-strewn back yard of his home near the newest 7-11 in Watertown MA.

He was out of breath. Damn. Have to quit smoking - this time  I's serious son - he said to himself for the twentieth time that week. The number on the phone was department. Hadn't gotten a call from downtown for months! The old juices started to stir.

Louis? Hank! What's shakin? Need you down here asap... we got a situation. Like? That Arabic you picked up on the middle eastern tour? Yeah? Where you at? Two blocks away from you. Fifteenth St? Yea. You saw the television? Be there... pronto!

It's all made up now. All the news. All the time. Fake journalists... who plagiarize with impunity... 'writing' stories that stink to high heaven of Project Mockingbird inserted storylines which some other asshole feeding offa the same payroll will soon nuff make into a script that Hollow-wood will work into another \thrilling and cutting-edge expose of the real dirty lowdown\*****stars

MINISTRY OF TRUTH. Merika... some niggas was waaay way ahead o yus!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHOq8i5Pyk

*sorry...couldn't get the italics n things to work for me the way I wanted...best I could do...on the /all new/ ZH!

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:05 | 3575122 Yen Cross
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     BITCHEZ settle down<  The world turns. Sunday, don't even reach for that remote Dr.E.

     Do your homework fellow Bitchez. The market is cheap...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:38 | 3575183 Dr. Engali
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The market is cheap? Have you been drinking Yen or is that sarcasm? The market is a lot of things , but one thing it isn't is cheap.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:46 | 3575195 Yen Cross
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     Major sarchasm. 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:08 | 3575245 Dr. Engali
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I thought that was the case. Just checking.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:46 | 3575346 Yen Cross
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   Happy 'May Day'  Doc.  The real memorial day is later. Retards welcome on dates?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:09 | 3575129 Fred123
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Dear IRS,

Targeting works both ways.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:40 | 3575533 mojine
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Joe Stack

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:14 | 3575140 Yellowhoard
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Knew this yesterday.

Do we really need ABC to verify Beck stories?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:17 | 3575147 world_debt_slave
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The beurorcrats run and screw the private public, are insulated from public view and punishment, they are promoted not fired for their crimes.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:30 | 3575167 vincent
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FOARWARD BITCHES!

Got moar stuff to do.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:41 | 3575187 Dr. Engali
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Vorwarts bitchez!

http://youtu.be/HjRPk5UCyaQ

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:40 | 3575188 Atomizer
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Apparently, ZHer’s have forgotten. ObamaCare has a big loophole. If your health illness has been determined as pre-existing and your age may become a factor in the panel to approve your illness. The bereavement panels will offer any collective public works services to discount any pre-existing healthcare cost remedies exceeding your IRS audit asset seizure.

 

See how easy it is to pass a Bill before we read it? The only thing you progressives have gotten, is a free fuck up the ass.. How does it feel? LOL.. Please keep pushing your orders until you get killed off or sent to a ObamaCare work camp. History never fails in repeating!!

Faith Collapsing

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:48 | 3575199 Cabreado
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ZH + OldNews feels a bit strange.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:51 | 3575205 JOYFUL
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adjust your screen ol sock...

for this be 'the new' ZH! ....you'll get used to it! \or else!\

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:51 | 3575204 Yen Cross
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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:57 | 3575218 Yen Cross
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 Trying to post a real time chart.  above post. I'll figure it out.

   I need to go full tiny.  Del Mar opens soon.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:59 | 3575221 Uncle Remus
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The third world/Soviet Russia similarities are just going to keep coming folks.

On another note, after half-listening (in rush hour traffic on the I-35) to Mrs. Remus rant over gas prices jumping something like four bits in a couple of days, I half-jokingly replied it was White House reprisal for the recent very public fuss about the clusterfuck. I got a half-hearted "yeah".

Half-assed Empire. Booyah.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:58 | 3575222 Godisanhftbot
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 This clown in my White House makes Nixon look like George Washinton.

 

Get the hook

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:59 | 3575225 Uncle Remus
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Gong Show.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:03 | 3575237 knukles
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Troof

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:00 | 3575229 Yen Cross
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   I only lie when I'm telling the truth.

   http://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:01 | 3575232 noless
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I'm so glad I'm going yo be getting "free" "healthcare" in exchange fot any record on me ever.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:12 | 3575248 W74
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So now we're going to target certain groups for early death!!!  USA!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:17 | 3575252 icanhasbailout
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Only conspiracy theorists believe what eventually turns out to be the truth.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:38 | 3575274 IndyPat
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From what I see, there's an angle to Obamacare that takes care of the pesky second amendment too. (Lots of birds with a single stone, for sure)
Looks to me like those uncomfortable questions they are trying to get doctors to ask (feeling angry? Argue much with the old lady?, that kinda shit) plus your medication history (insomnia, anti depressants) THIS is the real magic of Obamacare. Pull that data up and disqualify you back channel.
It's gotta be defeated folks. So many reasons. It's not what they tried to sell everyone at all.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:42 | 3575276 ebworthen
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You voted Republican?  No colonoscopy for you!

You voted Libertarian?  You get no healthcare, and your organs will be donated whether you selected it or not, when you come in for anything don't plan on leaving (Soylent Green).

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:01 | 3575280 knowshitsurelock
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As the kleptocratic, narcissistic, psychopathic, nefarious, totalitarian, imperialistic, fascist, aristocratic, oligarchical, war mongering, paedophile, child molesting, blood sucking, mother fucking, incestuous, elite bankster alien criminals continue to terraform planet earth into a robotic mind controlled deadbeat slave globalist one world plantation, don't you worry, don't you fret....

We've got the Obamanation at the helm!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:18 | 3575518 XRAYD
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A Black Mound of Canadian Oil Waste Is Rising Over Detroit

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/18/business/energy-environment/mountain-of-petroleum-coke-from-oil-sands-rises-in-detroit.html?hp

 

The tchKOCHing of America!

 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:01 | 3575295 Joebloinvestor
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Miller's answer was the truth.

He promoted her for doing such a good job.

Tax exempt status was delayed and the deed wasn't discovered until after the election.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:17 | 3575304 CutOut
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....... * WARNING * .......

ZH is being targeted by FedGov spam bots saturating the comment sections with trash and down voting certain posters.

They are not just individual trolls, they are professional operatives attempting to undermine and discredit ZH.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 06:56 | 3575459 Jendrzejczyk
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PSSSSSSSST  It's Yen

 

 

 

 

 

 

V                V              V               V                V

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 10:05 | 3575627 Hulk
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He's PUI...

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:33 | 3575309 fuckitall
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Obama is a genius.  He figured out what gun owners' weak spot is, their dependence on healthcare and their morbid fear of being without "coverage".  So he designed a "coverage" system that wouldn't take their guns but would bankrupt them with enormous costs.  No problem, let 'em keep their guns, just take all their money.  But he figured out the gun thing too.  Have 'em diagnosed with some sort of mental disorder under O'care, and their right to own guns disappears.  See, no confiscation needed, constitution still there, they just individually lose their 2A rights one by one.  And here's the really cool part, they won't even know it!  It'll be buried in some database only govt and LE can see.

So whine and bitch and name-call all you want idiots.  Obama has so out-flanked you, caught you so flat-footed, it's embarrassing frankly.  He found your weak spot and skillfully exploited it, bankrupting you and taking your 2A rights.

He's the idiot?  No, he's the genius.  You're the idiots.

And yes, rave on about your "coming revolution".  You're cowards too.  It'll never happen. 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:50 | 3575321 knowshitsurelock
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Yes, you are correct.  When the health care analyses go out into the global database, any miscreants will be labeled and their rights summarily curtailed.  They may even need to be quarantined, for the public good, of course.

Absolutely brilliant!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:19 | 3575323 fuckitall
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Rest assured their "requests for treatment" will be denied at least. 

Such a wonderful plan, bankrupt 'em with enormous premiums, then deny treatement because of their lunatic "constitutional" views.  They really are mentally unstable, clinging to some crazy 18th centruy ideas everybody else abandoned long ago.

Imagine that.  Crawling up to a govt agency they hate, pleading for medical treatment.  Govt bureaucrats will have a gloriously fun time humiliating 'em ...then denying treatment of course.

Yep, Obama really is a genius on this one. 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:16 | 3575334 IndyPat
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He's an idiot. You're a troll.
Said essentially the same thing I said above, but threw in snarky agitation.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:56 | 3575612 Everybodys All ...
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Obamao is a Marxist con man trained in the Rules for Radicals by Saul Alynski. No one here is surprised believe me.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:40 | 3575313 geekgrrl
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I still don't see how this law is even remotely Constitutional. Since when was it Constitutional to force the entire population to purchase a "product" (hardly applies for "insurance") from private companies whose interests are to maximize premiums and minimize actual medical procedures? 

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 11:01 | 3575722 css1971
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The unpublished 28th ammendment. "Congress shall enact legislation to protect the people from themselves".

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:21 | 3575324 Yen Cross
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   Truth is forged un stone "United european nation" hopium.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:12 | 3575330 putbuyer
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Give me liberty or give me death!  We will fight

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:10 | 3575331 putbuyer
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Give me liberty or give me death!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:12 | 3575332 IndyPat
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Buffet's downgrade tells me Obamacare is a goner

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:18 | 3575335 smacker
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Well, at least Grant is retiring to cleanse his soul and reflect upon his malfeasance. In the UK this occasionally happens when some Civil Service apparatchik fouls up big time, but mostly their misdeeds are obfuscated or covered up by the politicos and media, and they just tuff it out.

If there was a central government clear out of UK Civil Servants at all levels who are utterly incompetent, have their own political/social agendas (they're mostly Lefties), run dirty tricks campaigns against their elected departmental ministers to get them out of office, introduce rules/regulations which are not supported by the Law of The Land, sell confidential personal data to the media for personal gain, or are otherwise corrupt and an utter waste of space, we'd have virtually nobody left to run the country...because it is these public serpants who own & run the giant government machine.

The situation at local government is far, far worse.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:26 | 3575340 Yen Cross
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 It's about time you act like a woman!

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 03:08 | 3575358 smacker
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eh?

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 03:37 | 3575368 Yen Cross
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  Your comments are a bit suspect. It's ok.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:04 | 3575376 smacker
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"Suspect" in what way???

If you want an example of UK Civil Service incompetence, check out the UK Border Agency (immigration) which has been described by at least two elected govt ministers as "unfit for purpose". Yet heads do not roll. With a headcount of 25000, govt can't be short of finding a few...!!!

And check out the Met Police. It would take a book to describe how corrupt this organisation is. How it fails to investigate crimes by people in high places, including not a single person investigated or prosecuted in The City for banking fraud.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:11 | 3575380 Parrotile
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The Met doesn't cover the City. That has it's own Force - the City of London Police Force, based in Wood Street EC1

Britain's smallest Police Force, which operates inside the "territory" of Britain's largest Police Force - The original London Metropolital Police Force.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:42 | 3575400 smacker
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Yes, you're right. I should not have included the word "Met", because police corruption is far wider than just London. The ongoing and drawn-out investigations into why police failed to investigate and prosecute well known celebs and people in high places (allegedly including some very well known politicians) for pedophilia for many years go deep into Wales, areas around Manchester and elsewhere as well as London.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:25 | 3575339 Dr.Engineer
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Grow up you stupid shits and grow some balls.  Your grandfather fought a war for you and your freedom and here you are making stupid ass comments.

Do you really think you deserve this?

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 02:33 | 3575341 Yen Cross
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  The markets are going to be volatile next week.  I think Asia on Sunday will plow risk into the dirt.

  I could be wrong?  Been there done that< Japan never got the clue.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 03:02 | 3575351 Money 4 Nothing
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Fox meet Hen house?

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 03:06 | 3575354 dariomilano
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italy's style, bitches !

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