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Only In America: Anthony Weiner Announces NYC Mayor Candidacy On YouTube

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We would have been perfectly happy to report this as Humpday Humor, but unfortunately, and only in America, can a disgraced former Congressman, the very appropriately named Anothony Weiner, announce his candidacy for NYC Mayor via YouTube in all too serious news.

What is perhaps most disturbing is that, "a Quinnipiac University poll also released on Wednesday found Weiner in second place with 15 percent of the vote, trailing City Council Speaker Christine Quinn by ten points. The poll also found that nearly half of city voters say Weiner should not enter the race for mayor, while 38 percent of voters want to see him run." That is a 38% of the population that wants nothing more than bread and ever more circues, and if possible, to let it all burn all around them.

 

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Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:43 | 3587432 d edwards
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Call him "the putz" cuz that's what he is!

 

How about possible campaign slogans for "the putz?"

 

Like The big wiener for the Big Apple.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:38 | 3587395 MFLTucson
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Being a pevert or disgraced in New York is a sign of approval!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:43 | 3587431 Clayton Bigsby
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It would not surprise me at all if he wins.  NYC is a joke.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:44 | 3587439 youngman
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Why did he announce on YouTube...because its free......hes a cheap ass

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:51 | 3587467 Blues Traveler
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good for the war on women

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:55 | 3587486 tip e. canoe
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the perfect candidate for a Weinertown.

and perfect timing for the completion of the Big Phallus downtown.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:54 | 3587488 jughead
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Mayor Weinerhead. :D

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:56 | 3587497 peaceful
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hope he wins..nyc will go bk under his term..(taxes are already ridiculous and there is no way they can weather a bond market hit)

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 10:14 | 3587610 WeTheSheeplez
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There is always room for another corrupt Weiner in New York...

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 10:25 | 3587671 Colonel Klink
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Keeping in line with our 1984 times, up is down.  It's quite apparent Weiner is a cunt!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 10:30 | 3587697 They trynna cat...
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RIP Breitbart.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 10:34 | 3587716 MagicHandPuppet
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He's going to tax small businesses into prosperity.  Sounds like a sound plan to me!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 10:35 | 3587722 Typing Typer
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At least his parents didn't name him Dick.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 10:59 | 3587854 Rentenmark
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Weiner Rises Again!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 11:18 | 3587936 monad
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This guy is perfect to be the next ambassador to Libya.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 12:30 | 3588284 petaloka
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Isn't there a penal code against this sort of thing?

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 13:27 | 3588542 Montezuma
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I am happy to see Anthony Weiner running for mayor. I dont even see what he did was wrong? Not like Sanford who lied and used tax payer money to go fuck his mistress and now its okey because apparently god talked with him so the rednecks elected him for house.

I dont even understand why did he had to quit? I mean he should have just said, yes they are my pictures I send them in my midlife crisis and refuse to further comment. Why was he disgraced? Of course one problem is that since he is a jew cant say "Jesus forgave me" ..

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 13:34 | 3588566 NeoLuddite
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His parents screwed up - should have named him "Seymour"

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 15:25 | 3589082 Loose Caboose
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Funny, I think of him more as a "Dick".

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 15:22 | 3589075 Loose Caboose
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And there is his wife, looking at him adoringly as if to say "I've forgiven the putz, given him a second chance - and so should you."

Another sociopath devoid of shame; arrogance and entitlement in full bloom.  In other words, a politician. 

 

 

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 20:37 | 3590028 T-NUTZ
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What a TOOL.

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