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Japan's Words Of Advice To Doomsayers: "Please Do Not Worry" And "Maintain Fiscal Discipline"
Six months ago, Japan's message to the Kyle Bassians of the world - was simple:
Q. If Japan has a financial collapse, what will happen to its government bonds?
A. Please do not worry.
Uhm, Ok.
The somewhat vague, if very reassuring, warning above has since been revised to provide some additional "information":
Q. If Japan fell into a financial crisis, what happens to government bonds? [note the slight change of "financial collapse"]
A. If you lose confidence, government bonds will fall due to a rise in rates. There is a "possibility that trouble may occur." And to avoid such a situation, "maintain fiscal discipline."
Well, we for one, feel much better already...
Source: Japan Ministry of Finance
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Pay no attention to the explosives we've got tied to the butt of "Mr. Squirrel".....it's doctor's orders!
Here's a little bond I float,
You might lose your money - lose bank note,
Don't worry, we hap-py.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGo1-EVrsx8
Please do not worry.
We have to ensure the insiders are healed first before we fuck you.
So please don't worry.
Look, chicks dig dudes with government bonds. 'nuff said?
All of the retail money just came back into the markets over the last few months so please allow time for the banksters to steal it
So where are the ZH'ers with the avatar of "The Kid": "What, me worry?"
Alfred E Neuman would have shot himself by now.
...with a Liberator...
You mean Alfred E. Neuman? http://www.zerohedge.com/users/gubbermintworker
He's been seen over there:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-05-23/initial-claims-line-expectation...
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Only thing green this morning is the "asset everyone hates the most".....
They should have said, 'allegedly hates."
Ohayogozaimasu Bitchez.. --The 7.3% drop was better than expected. BTFD Muppets.
/sarc
It is no small coincidence that while the world is coming undone we are seeing an ever greater push to liberalize drug laws. After all, with a doobie and a bag of chips, what else do you need, right? The world becomes just another sitcom while we sit in a darkened room, stoned out of our gourd, imagining it as another creation for our personal entertainment broadcast on TV. With modern special effects the line between reality and fiction has been greatly blurred, and with the complete saturation of the internet with voices screaming obvious truths from every direction, everything is simultaneously super real and totally unbelievable. Drugs are obviously the only answer as they allow us to at least imagine a reality of our liking. Reality is now the threat. We must escape any way we can!
I'd be quite comfortable making a bet that most herbal practitioners are far more aware of the State of the Union than those who don't partake or imbibe in spirits.
They also tend to take the road less traveled and are immune to the blandishments of those who would halt their wandering ways. They obviously ignore the status quo and are loathe to participate in most of it's egregious excesses.
Cannabis only dulls those who were dullards to begin with.
"..if you lose confidence..", It's your fault! Don't lose confidence! Be a good little peasant and buy your bonds!
Just looked at the NYT website...not one word about the insane beheading in London yesterday.
well, that's not entirely true.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/23/world/europe/london-attacks.html?_r=0
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/22/london-attack-suspect-record...
look at the home page.... where is the headline ? Not headline worthy?
Read this article. Long but eye opening:
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/our-american-pravda/
SHHH!
Don't tell anyone, but they were MUSLIMS! We'll just bury the story and bury that fact still deeper.
Keep it on the downlow, ok? Rules and all that. Wouldn't want to come off racist, or anything.
I am sure their religion had nothing whatsoever to do with them behading a British solier in the street while shouting Allahu Akbar...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takbir#Islamic_extremism_usage
LOL...the UK and the US have been shitting on the Middle East for the last century, and you're surprised when people want to kill Brits and Americans...
we should find out within the next month what will happen if there is a financial crisis in japan.
the u.s better be down 5 plus percent today at least.
im done with -100 down dow, i want - 8- 900 if not more
And I've just unloaded my house, Mofos!
10 weeks and I'm back to The World! Goodbye Nippon. Thanks for the money and the wife.
Move on, nothing to see here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU
The same vocabulary almost exactly they used as with the Fukushima disaster. So based on that experience and knowing now just how many lies were told regarding that incident people should be very worried.
DO AS I SAY (not as I do)
Exit doors always look smaller when there are 60 flaming fat chicks piled up in front of it.
Don't worry.
Be happy.
Sounds much the same as the advice they gave about Fukushima,
Effects of radiation do not come to happy people, don't worry.
Yes and a communist government did it's best to move it's people from harms way. Jap gov doesn't care about their people at all.
And when, the globe, is going nuts,
Markets collapse, and governments are fools,
Don't worry, Be happy !
Prediction today: the US Dept of Price Setting (DOPS) will raise the DOW 50-100 today, raise S&P 10-20 today, lower gold 1% today, and lower the 10Y yield to 1.95 today.
Looks like the pillars are crumbling. Did utility investors just lose half their money? When it becomes too expensive to borrow money the pillars will fall. Look out below or no? How can I make a plan if I don't know what to plan for? It's The scene in V when the dominoes fall.
Japan is a necessary 100% government dependent entity, it must be interesting to live there and deal with the constraints of high population density and a citified culture. The US fortunately has staggering amounts of real estate and opportunity for some. Frankly we need their sharp business management skills and cultural historical wisdom.
Japan is a necessary 100% government dependent entity, it must be interesting to live there and deal with the constraints of high population density and a citified culture. The US fortunately has staggering amounts of real estate and opportunity for some. Frankly we need their sharp business management skills and cultural historical wisdom.
We saw some of those skills and wisdom up close and personal in 1941-5.
I'll pass, thanks.
'Here's what's already (certainly will come to fruition?) happening if 'Abe' get's another free-pass?'
Revoking Japan's Atricle #9 of the Japanese (forbids the aquiring of nuclear weapons) Constitution! Since 1980, Japan has accumulated ~70 tons of weapons-grade plutonium. Japan has a sophisticated (highly advanced?) missile ballistic delivery system with the technology/ knowhow/ resources to back it up!
Ref: As I (copy/SIC) write, Seoul (S.K.) and Taipei (Taiwan) are considering 'Nuclear-Options'? The future of nuclear proliferation is an offshoot of QEternityU.S. Style formatted with Japan's 'Abe' belated QuasimodoQEternity financial/economic warring, of imperialism bifurcation proportions!?
Their accuse will be Pyongyang (N.K.) 'Nuclear-Provocation' of destabalizing the S. China seas?! But, in reality we all know it's comes down to 'MAD`Nth' on a obselete writ of "MOU'f`bs!"... that keeps 'TPTB' in an impossible centrifuged inculate'd flux. Which in itself is a self-preservation m.o.,--yes-no?
The 21st c. Arm's Race awakens from a hiatus/ complacent slumber... finding oneself,... all, in a nightmarish reality where the unthinkable is now the thinkable!!!
"Hashimoto echoes Japan's past failure" by Walden Bello 5/23/23 @ atimes.com http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Japan/JAP-01-230513.html
"Tokyo, Seoul hold 'ugly' nuclear option" by T.M. Azad (Freely Speaking/ Guest Writer @ atimes.com) 5/23/13 http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/KOR-01-230513.html
Finally tying it all together-- "America's Planned Nuclear Attack on Libya" (on the cheap?/ Hillary!) by Prof. Michel Chossudovski http://www.prisonplanet.com/americas-planned-nuclear-attack-on-libya.html (Global Research)
Please note: 'Mini`Mini-Nukes' is/ are the future weapon of choice in a 'Droned-Out-World'... abandoning the 'Suitcase in the lobby of unspeakable puerile discourse??? A fine-tuned WMD for pinpoint accuracy, and maximum collateral damage?!? A synonym's, 'neo-bubonic annihilation placebo of the 'Eleven'th Kind' ?!?!?!
thankyou Tyler
jmo
I have read that before lol
what is old news will always be news worth keeping... but what is new news is the reincarnation of past realities, printed for those blessed with a symbioses hind-foresight too reading the tea leafs long past maturity?
indeed,... something your lacking, and it ryhmes with leaching`tyme! the percolation of history through osmosis?
....and, lest we forget, they are going to be re-starting their nuke plants....
"What, me worry"?... Alfred E. Newman