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Foodstamp Nation In Turmoil: EBT System Goes Dark, "Glitch" Blamed

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In the past five years it has become apparent that America can survive a near-fatal financial system collapse, an economy teetering on the edge and kept ticking only thanks to the Fed's now perpetual QE, a collapsing standard of living for everyone but the wealthiest 0.1%, declining wages, zero interest rates, surging food, energy, rent, tuition and welfare costs, and pretty much everything else, as long as the welfare state keeps humming along. Any be welfare state we mostly mean providing the daily bread to the nearly 50 million Americans living in poverty and surviving only thanks to the only thing to have exploded to epic record highs under Obama (in addition to the Fed's balance sheet of course): foodstamp usage. However, the true stability of the US may be tested very soon following reports that due to a "possible computer glitch" the Electronic Benefits Transfer System, aka EBT, ala Foodstamps, is offline. Cue mass panic among the best-weaponized population in the world. Naturally, this latest fiasco involving a country that has grown accustomed to sucking on the government's teat was immediately blamed on a "glitch" - just like everything else that is slowly but surely breaking in the New Normal.

CBS reports:

Reports from around the country began pouring in around 9 a.m. on Saturday that customers’ EBT cards were not working in stores. The glitch, however, did not appear to be part of the government shutdown. At 2 p.m., an EBT customer service representative told CBS Boston that the system was currently down for a computer system upgrade.

 

The representative said the glitch is affecting people nationwide. She could not say when officials expected the system to be restored.

 

People calling the customer service line were being told to call back later.

 

State officials said they were preparing a statement to further explain the issue.

 

The federal EBT website was unavailable due to the government shutdown.

AP adds:

People in Ohio, Michigan and several other states found themselves unable to use their food stamp debit cards on Saturday, after a routine check by vendor Xerox Corp. resulted in a system failure. Shoppers from Maine to Oklahoma had to abandon baskets of groceries because they couldn't access their benefits.

 

Ohio's cash and food assistance card payment systems went down at 11 a.m., said Benjamin Johnson, a spokesman for the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services. Ohio's cash system has been fixed, however its electronic benefits transfer card system is still down. All states that use Xerox systems are affected by the outage.

 

Xerox spokeswoman Karen Arena confirmed via email Saturday afternoon that some EBT systems are experiencing temporary connectivity issues. She said technical staff is addressing the issue and expects the system to be restored soon.

As a reminder, this is how many Americans and households were on foodstamps as of the most recent monthly update (hint: a record).

 

And now, it's time for the sequel to @MrEBT's hit masterpiece: "My EBT... has been rejected."

 

 

Xerox Statement on Temporary EBT Systems Outage

During a routine test of our back-up systems Saturday morning, Xerox’s Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) system experienced a temporary shutdown. While the system is now up and running, beneficiaries in the 17 affected states continue to experience connectivity issues to access their benefits. This disruption impacts EBT beneficiaries who rely on the system for SNAP and WIC. Technical staff is addressing the issue and expect the system to be restored soon. Beneficiaries requiring access to their benefits can work with their local retailers who can activate an emergency voucher system where available. We appreciate our clients’ patience while we work through this outage as quickly as possible.

 

In short: Cue panic, because while the Nasdaq may be down for 3 hours and only a few vacuum tubes would notice, take down EBT, and you will have a full-fledged revolution in no time.

 

Via Twitchy,

EBT cards in many states aren’t working today, and as you might expect, some Walmart shoppers aren’t very happy.

Then again, every cloud has its silver lining:

Welcome to the Obama economy.

 

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Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:00 | 4048754 robobbob
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economy in a shambles....five years later, bush's fault

somebody shoots up senator whats her name, crazy tea party's fault

bengahzi weapons deal goes bad, crazy christians fault

irs gets used as a sledehammer against political opponents, some field agents fault

gobermint sells guns to drug dealers, that temp guys fault

pattern here? nothing is ever this administrations fault. anyone take odds that if this is still ongoing come monday, the word on the street will be blaming republicans for this?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:08 | 4048778 lakecity55
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Shotgun Joe: "Wow, boss, that EBT trick was way cool!"

Bath House: "Ha. Kid's play. Watch what happens to the national electric grid when I pull that green switch!"

Shotgun Joe: "Which one is the earthquake-by-nuke switch?"

Bath House: "Over to your left. We aren't ready for that one yet."

Joe: "What's this one?"

BHB: "NO, Joe! Don't touch that one! It's the False Flag Nuke Button. That's why it has a plastic cover over it."

Joe: "This is a cool clubhouse, Boss!"

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:09 | 4048784 22winmag
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Attention starving food stamp zombies: I'm offer a wholesome hot meal in exchange for 8 hours of chopping wood in my backyard. Any takers? 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:03 | 4048936 RafterManFMJ
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LOL your average aamerikan couldn't chop wood for 8 minutes let alone 8 hours - and you give a group of "youths" axes and mauls you'd better have a team with a SAW on overwatch.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:48 | 4049061 BidnessMan
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Yutes - not youths

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:18 | 4048980 grunk
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A bit of advice:

Don't give a starving zombie an axe.

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:13 | 4048796 shovelhead
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Wait until all the beat up Walmart employees start filling the emergency rooms with no Obamacare insurance....

Ho He Awwh.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 00:17 | 4049439 Meat Hammer
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Your comment sparks an incredibly ironic realization regarding FSA parastitic worlds colliding.  There will be a clash of Free Shit Army titans when the entitlement mentality, I want to retire when I'm 48 with kick-ass benefits paid for by the taxpayer police face off against the I can't feed my six kids from six different baby-daddys EBT crowd.  

Let them thin out each other's populations.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:19 | 4048814 NoelConfidence
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HAL_9000 : I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:22 | 4048817 buzzsaw99
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Xerox is just another fascist gubbermint welfare case. Don't worry about Xerox execs, they got plenty. http://insiders.morningstar.com/trading/executive-compensation.action?t=XRX

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:27 | 4048838 crakinshot
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Yeah... no ifs, no buts: It goes to shit the moment people go hungry for more that 3-4 days.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:02 | 4048930 Constitutional ...
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3 days maximum, according to military planning. Less than that for people who live on the edge, like most of these EBT types, and many others including smug bureaucrats.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:37 | 4048861 homiegot
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A precursor of things to come.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:39 | 4048866 are we there yet
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It is so obvious. Obama is rallying his base with a pretetend EBT delay pretend technical glitch. Community organizer thug. Obama really is a psycopath.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:42 | 4048869 monad
Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:36 | 4049175 sethstorm
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This is [redacted] speaking.

 

Which, in that context, will be the last words that person utters as a free person.  In reality, that person would have been found, identified, tried, convicted, and held to account.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 01:52 | 4049478 bunnyswanson
Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:45 | 4048885 CashCowEquity
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EBT down. Culling the herd, dry run #1.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:51 | 4048890 ThisIsBob
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Its a terrorist cyber attack for sure hitting much of America right in its heart - Walmart.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:48 | 4048895 lakecity55
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Black Swan.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:10 | 4048950 HowardBeale
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Beat me by that  much--though I posted it anyway, as I hadn't yours...

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:54 | 4048896 Constitutional ...
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Not a glitch. Not a coincidence. A test.

EBT: Enable Bankster Tyranny. 

O'bomba playing the next card: unleash the fury, then control it. A threat to those who oppose him and his handlers, the Internationale; the iron fist in a kid glove; the wolf in sheep's clothing. The old fascism = the new feudalism. The Trilateral Commission, as an arm of the central bank cartel.

Most of CONgress are traitors, more interested in Wall Street and their share prices than serving the people, rich or poor in the real economy, the private one which the Internationale despises for its independence from the all-seeing controlling Big Brother. 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:40 | 4049198 darkstar7646
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If he unleashes the fury, he doesn't get it back.

The snapback will create the Second Civil War, because it is, on a quite literal basis, about a 50-50 split.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:53 | 4048900 diesheepledie
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Yes! It worked! Starve the disgusting beasts to death! Save this nation!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:57 | 4048909 Constitutional ...
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Control the food, control the people, said Kissinger, arch agent of the Trilateral Commission and the globalist central bank cartel...and their progress in demonising private food production, and poisoning mainstream supply with toxins like Monsanto $hit. Monsanto which has a revolving door between .gov and its board room.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:12 | 4049226 diesheepledie
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Monanto has saved the lives of millions and maybe billions. Their innovations are simply designed to feed people. Why the hate? I guess its trendy in a hippy, tinfoil, anti NWO way. But no one has been able to prove with any scientific method, that consuming GMO is generally bad for people. I personally like GMO strawberries. And GMO eggs are easier to peel when you hard boil them ... I am sure there are far more, these were the two that came to mind.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 01:54 | 4049480 SubjectivObject
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Inform me how Monsanto aids and abbets third party research to test and report the effects of their GMO.  There's a catch-22 in there for you.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:40 | 4049200 darkstar7646
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I hope you are well-armed and ready to fire tonight with your username and your attitude. It may, well, be required of you.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:14 | 4049269 diesheepledie
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I don't worry about such things. There are plenty of armed neanderthals under our employ to clean and pick up the trash.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 06:57 | 4049600 darkstar7646
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If you think I was kidding there, you're wrong.

And you better hope, son, that they can get to "your employ" (specific or general) if the checks and benefits stop.

I could literally see everything going Full Stop within about 6 hours of midnight, November 1 on the East Coast.

(if it makes it that far)

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:55 | 4048911 diesheepledie
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I suggest you start hitting this site ... http://www.gunbot.net/  you have about 3 days of no orc food before there is absolutely no ammo left to be purchased ANYWHERE.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:00 | 4048926 Constitutional ...
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Ta, but no thanks. Anyone who isn't prepared by now, never will be able to cope. 'A man persuaded against his will holds the same opinion still.'

BTW, a gun in the hands of a panicked fool will most likely kill himself or be taken from him.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:25 | 4048991 diesheepledie
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What more fun is guns in the hands of gangs of inner city monkeys slaughtering the sheeple and themselves. This whole problem should clean itself up nicely. Those designing the NWO are no dummies. Unlike the Eloi herd. We can kill off 80% of them and there will still be plenty to use as "food".

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:29 | 4049006 wisehiney
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<80%> two months tops.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:06 | 4048945 HowardBeale
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"Black" Swan event?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:14 | 4048957 Constitutional ...
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There are more white EBT users than black, and this takedown is deliberate, in my opinion which I expect to be verified in due course. Remember: JP Morgue operates this system, and JP Morgue are an agent of .gov, and the Trilateral Commission (the political mask of the old world central banksters/hofjuden, their monarchies and Vatican: the old feudalists).

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:32 | 4049173 Blano
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True, but you won't see too many of those whites rioting in urban hellholes either.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:07 | 4049256 Kelley
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Blacks are 8 times more likely to be on welfare than whites.

 

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:02 | 4049347 monad
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So? If they are Americans they are ours; we protect our own. But if you claimed anti-American banksters are 8 times more likely to get free shit than patriots, I would agree. We all be niggahs hyer, dick 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:17 | 4049370 Nimby
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Our own?  They haven't been "ours" since 1865.  

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:27 | 4049383 monad
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Be christian, luciferian or promethian. I am promethian. To me your skin color is sexy. The only thing I care about is your honor and your intellect. The strategy of divide and rule is in your heart and was put there by your enemies; so what color are you?

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 00:09 | 4049434 Nimby
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So a buzzard eats your liver every day?  Is that like a sacrament?
Show me an ounce of intellect or honor in the modern American black community.  One ounce. 
Anyone that depends on the government to survive isn't an American. 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:29 | 4049496 Bazza McKenzie
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Thomas Sowell, Allen West, Justice Clarence Thomas, Dr Ben Carson.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 06:07 | 4049574 grekko
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Yo Dude, that's why they are classified as a minority.  Simple math.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:13 | 4048960 grunk
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JP Morgan with a false flag event.

A beta test.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:42 | 4049203 darkstar7646
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No option for "both", I see?

It could be a false flag AND a beta test. The real test is going to be if it's up within the next 12 hours.

If not, NFL Sunday could get real interesting.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:12 | 4048962 the not so migh...
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we have a full recovery going, how can a few peoples EBT cards not working screw up the recovery.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:02 | 4049238 Kelley
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You were being sarcastic, right?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:13 | 4048964 SMC
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Considering this administration's refusal to negotiate, the EBT system problems, Obummercare web site fiasco, government thuggery commonplace - i.e. make life as difficult as possible:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/3/pruden-the-cheap-tricks-o...  

Combined with recent firings of senior military officers...  (two were top nuclear warfare commanders)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/admiral-fired-tim-giardina_n_40...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/11/us-usa-nuclear-idUSBRE99A0KG20...

http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-09-30/world/42530499_1_southern-...

and considering the clockwork interference in the gold market, etc...  

Perhaps another rotten and corrupt empire is about to steepen it's slide into oblivion? 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:20 | 4048983 robertocarlos
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The firing of the 2 Generals was puzzling. The NSA must have read my "save us from Obama with a coup" posts.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:18 | 4048971 Disenchanted
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EBT bitches be tripping...bitchez.

 

EBT down at walmart and MF going crazy!—
Lorena Bobbitt (@iNoUliKmYdReAdZ) October 12, 2013

 

She ain't seen crazy shit like this since the half-off sale on John's trouser tent...

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:24 | 4048992 10mm
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Caught me off guard and i am on top of things. Was actually in food store when announcement was broadcasted over mic. Well the 10 mike mike was ready,but half of the store was gone. Had multiple cashiers at the ready.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:02 | 4049247 Kelley
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Don't you have better things to do with your time, Ursula?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:26 | 4049001 10mm
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Nothing on that Pussy Drudge site either.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:48 | 4049056 Kelley
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Here is some more breaking news. My SS retirement check is also late. 

This is the second time it's been late! SS checks were NEVER late before.

I almost had a heart attack the first time it happened. Checked my balance at an ATM late one night. The check was due the day before. So nearly 48 hours later it still hadn't shown up! It didn't appear until 11 pm.

This time it was due yesterday. Still not there at 5 pm Saturday.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:27 | 4049007 Fix It Again Timmy
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EBT - Empty Baskets Today.....

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:28 | 4049008 Yes_Questions
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I'm surprised these merchants (Wal Fuck et al.) can't do a manual transaction at these stores then enter the data in the system when its back up.

 

I've had this happen a number of times when a credit card network wasn't working and the vendor simply took the info and the transaction did go through later.  Gas stations usually.  Buy they still get the sale.  

 

Funny EBT doesn't work like this?  Money Grubbing Walmart lets full carts sit abandoned because of this seems really bad business management.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:50 | 4049068 insanelysane
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I saw an article that said they could get $50 of food if they called some number on back of card but I am thinking that the number would be overwhelmed on a complete system outage.  Probably have the number in case of a glitch with a single account.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:33 | 4049178 HerrDoktor
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That telephone number is 1-800-F1UCKYO.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:34 | 4049022 steelrules
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America! 3 meals away from anarchy and roving gangs, I hope my fellow ZeroHedgers have lots of ammo and food stores.

If you don't you haven't been paying attention.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:44 | 4049044 insanelysane
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Wifey always shocked when I go shopping and come back with "extra" boxes of pasta and pop tarts.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:59 | 4049082 darkstar7646
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If that's the case, make it 2 -- and, in some areas, 1.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:12 | 4049364 Nimby
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Plenty of ammo; not so much food.  Why bother storing food?  One round buys me all your food.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 05:59 | 4049571 grekko
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Not at my house.  The whole family is armed to the teeth, and so are the neighbors, including the SWAT team capitain on the other side.  If you come to my neighborhood, just bring one body bag for yourself.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 00:05 | 4049433 IridiumRebel
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We do and we are.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:42 | 4049041 Hobbleknee
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Is it still down?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:48 | 4049049 Yen Cross
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WallMart = FEMA camp. Bitchez

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:49 | 4049065 grunk
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Next stop: the entire internet.

Why do you think there are so many ham radio commercials on the radio?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 20:53 | 4049072 Atomizer
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So the Obama administration is now targeting the planation followers. LOL. It’s the same voice that evoked wealth redistribution by Hope & change campaign.. Haahahahahahaa

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:03 | 4049074 Yukajub
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TPTB love coinkidinks - today happens to be World Food Day. 

http://rt.com/news/monsanto-march-berlin-protest-115/

edit: My bad,  World Food Day is Oct 16, local paper got it wrong. 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:06 | 4049104 surf0766
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Yo ! Whatzzzzzzzzz up my glitches !

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:11 | 4049120 Atomizer
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Glichez Bitchez glore. LOL

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:18 | 4049142 CPL
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Lan Admins aren't there, government is shut down.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:05 | 4049106 Atomizer
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Sometimes hidden lies come full circle.. ROFL

Cornel West: Al Sharpton "The Bonafide House Negro Of The Obama Plantation"

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:20 | 4049268 scrappy
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I met him one evening after a speech and dinner.

He said to me "listen brother, everyone has a little racism in them."

I guess we need to evolve, but it certainly be easier with a non-ponzi economic clusterfuck than we have today for starters.

Divide and conquor indeed, now WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT? I think we are getting closer to that answer on this forum.

Race Matters

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=race+matters+cornell+west&o...

 

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:05 | 4049108 Yen Cross
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The Iranians did it... Fucking Xerox runs the [FREEshit army]  program. lmfao.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:19 | 4049143 tradewithdave
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I think this is a mistake.  The odds that the welfare system would fail during a debt ceiling negotiation is like the odds of the May 2010 Flash Crash occuring precisely during Hank Paulson's testimony to congress.  That would be too much of a coincidence.... don't you think... like a Breitbart, Simmons, Hastings or William H. Gray III JPM Audit Committee sudden death at Wimbledon? 

 

http://tradewithdave.com/?p=18678

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:32 | 4049172 Richard Chesler
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Unfortunately widespread government corruption is also a glitch.

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:39 | 4049184 Sathington Willougby
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They ain't gonna opine publicly if they be happy.  They ain't gonna be no happy time iffn they ain't gettin their MacDonalds.  Next Obamaphone gonna lose service due to shutdowns, 2 minutes of hate for the fake opposition to further entrench the CRADLE2GRAVE.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:37 | 4049188 shinobi-7
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"Walmart fulla mad motha fuckas right now—"

Is this really what's coming? I'm starting to have doubts!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:45 | 4049206 dirtyfiles
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soon snowburgers and grilled road kill

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:47 | 4049213 Atomizer
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Since our US Zebra President has opened all the lion entitlement gates. Looks like Obama is dodging the predator escape by taking the white rabbit hole to avoid being eaten by his liberal administration platform.  

Thrill Kill Kult - A Daisy Chain

Sign up for ACA, we need you to fill up the revenue stream to make it affordable.  Plus, we are using your phantom expenses to leverage the debt ceiling debacle.. What a fucking broken Government, Eh?

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 11:39 | 4049967 FeralSerf
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It's not a government. It's a criminal enterprise.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 21:53 | 4049219 esum
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EBT transferred to White House golf account.... fore

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:17 | 4049232 Save_America1st
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no time to read every post under this story, but I'll just C & P to you all what I sent my friends and family regarding this as the same advice to all of you if you get stuck anywhere in a situation like this in the future:

This was just a test run to see what would happen...

Just wait until they flip the switch on this shit for good one day...100 million+ sheeple addicted to welfare rioting everywhere.  Got guns???  Martial Law in those areas will immediately be imposed.

you will not want to be in a Walmart or any other store paying for your food/supplies with your own money/cash/debit/credit card when the welfare EBT system goes down and the rioting starts.

 

If you are ever in a store and this shit happens just act mad like the rest of the splibs, leave what you had behind and walk the fuck out there as fast as you can.   Don't buy a damn thing in that situation if you know what's good for you.  And all the more reason to concealed carry a sidearm and a knife.

 

Just sayin'...

 

Edit:  I also just sent a follow up to my group now that I'm thinking about this.  I'm probably the only one of everyone I know who thinks of these things and tries to warn everybody...unfortunately even with all these warning signs hardly anyone I send this stuff to takes the time to prepare.  But I still keep trying to warn them in hopes of getting through to them before the shit hits the fan one day.  So below is what I just sent everyone, and will share with you all as well:

 


And one more thing regarding an event such as this occurring.  This is all the more reason to stock up on food and supplies ahead of time that could last you longer than a few days.  Think about having at least 4 weeks or even a few months worth of food and supplies.

 

If another "glitch" happens to the electronic systems in this country it may not only just affect the EBT system.  It may very likely affect all electronic transactions as well as ATMs everywhere.

 

All the more reason to keep your money out of the banking system and stash cash and carry cash just in case you run into something like this and do need to venture out to get anything, food, supplies, gasoline, etc.  Cash and silver will be all that will work at that point and you don't want to end up with all your cash trapped inside the banking system and have no supplies for the long haul if you need to stay indoors for a long stretch of time.

 

Most people don't have more than 3 days worth of food or water in their homes in case of an emergency.  Most stores don't have more than 3 days worth of supplies either.  And a situation like this won't be like a Florida hurricane coming where everyone has time to go out and prepare and everyone is nice and polite and not in a panic.  It will be the exact opposite.

 

It will be just like today where the system just shuts off and then you're screwed, and that is when the worst in people will come out very quickly.  You will not want to be out in that kind of situation trying to find food and supplies.

 

Prepare for this shit ahead of time and you won't have to go out and do battle against the rioting hordes of the Free-Shit Army who would just rather kill you than help you.

 

Fortune favors the prepared, so prepare accordingly.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:26 | 4049290 Captain Benny
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Hah, I open carry and can tell you that if I were ever in a Walmart and this stuff happened, I'd make my way to the exits at a reasonable pace.  No way in hell I want to be around a ton of angry free shit army recruits when they just learned that their batallion has been dissolved.  Its unlikely during the initial stages of freak out that they'd attack a visibly armed man, but if rioting or lotting starts there is no way in hell I want to be around.  Its always better to get out safe and early than be late and dead.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:57 | 4049349 Nimby
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Why, in the name of Jesus, do you open carry?  Are you trying to be a martyr?  A pistol on your hip is the equivalent of a sign reading "Shoot me first!".

Dude, go get a CCW.  Or just carry concealed.  If you get busted by a cop just say "No hablo ingles." and he'll let you go.   

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 07:39 | 4049624 lakecity55
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If he is in Arizona, it's common.

Also, carry a backup 380 in your pocket and a shank.

If you were a pro, like I was, once, before the Red Pill, you can get really good concealable gear. I had a 380 in a small armpit holster shirt and had another officer search me. He missed it. Shit happens. The manual says "search to the level of a handcuff key." He got sloppy.

Knifework is best for close-in silent work.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 08:30 | 4049650 overmedicatedun...
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lake, cc hardware that is worth a shit is hard to find, got any names I might look into?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:52 | 4049420 smartstrike
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The only people that will riot are the entitled whites. The poor will  not revolt, thy're the last ones to revolt. The TSA and security in US is geared to monitoring whites NOT blacks for a reason. But I am not surprised that a ZH reader would be so completely clueless.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 01:34 | 4049469 Save_America1st
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"completely clueless" pretty much sums up your statement perfectly.  Wow...

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 10:19 | 4049748 Debt Slave
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I guess you weren't alive during the south central L.A. riots in 1992.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:01 | 4049241 PSEUDOLOGOI
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When the Soviet Union began to collapse, it started with "temporary" unforseen and unpredictable glitches (that no one could have imagined ofcourse) here and there, then the glitches intensified and it was all over.

Welcome to USSA bitchez!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:03 | 4049244 reader2010
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“The idea that food stamps represent a problem — not a small blessing that has made this ongoing economic disaster marginally less awful — represents an awesome combination of ignorance and cruelty.”

— Paul Krugman

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:04 | 4049255 wisehiney
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“The idea that my pecker represent a problem — not a small blessing that has made this ongoing economic disaster marginally less awful — represents an awesome combination of ignorance and cruelty.” — Paul Krugman

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:11 | 4049262 therevolutionwas
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I think he means that EBT cards are not anywhere near as obvious as half mile long soup kitchen lines, and that we should be feeling blessed for not having to experience the awfullness of contemplating that. 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 05:52 | 4049570 grekko
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...or having to actually see soup kitchen lines.  I do not believe that the lines would be as orderly today as they were in the Depression.  From reading those tweets in the article, I imagine that the uneducated rappers would cause a major disturbance cutting into the front by pushing people aside.

 

There is an answer though.  Edible Obamaphones, so when the EBT system breaksdown, you just eat your phone to hold you over until the system is up again.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:06 | 4049260 Cloud9.5
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We now have three generations on a system that cannot be sustained.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:17 | 4049275 Jethro
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3? You're an optimist! You can safely assume a generation every 15 years with this demographic.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 07:08 | 4049608 darkstar7646
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And that's why we are finished as a nation -- and that's why this CANNOT end peacefully.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:19 | 4049281 wisehiney
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This was not planned. This is the sort sloppy, irresponsible incompetence that we had better get used to. There will be some major breakdowns in the complex, interconnected systems that sustain modern life. Better be prepared.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:42 | 4049325 CoastalCowboy
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I was in the grocery store buying dinner when they announced it. The lines cleared out like someone called in a bomb threat. No one raised hell though, the FSA members just simply left.

Ol' CC was happy as he payed the old fashioned way with money he earned. My ATM card worked perfectly. I got bumped right to the front of the checkout line. No complaints here.

I don't even feel sorry for them as that is what you get for being a parasite. I'd wager half of them work under the table for cash anyway with unreported income as I more saw than few fat cash roles come out for those who stayed.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 03:12 | 4049513 TPTB_r_TBTF
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Those "boyz" earned those rolls of cash!  Dealing drugs is a dangerous job.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 22:48 | 4049338 DarthVaderMentor
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Al-Qaeda now has a new target: The US EBT System

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:33 | 4049355 lakecity55
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Defy my Won-ness, eh, serfs?

hahahhahaha, feel the pain i can induce! no food! no beer! no newports!

worship me as your god or i will cut off the power and water!

hahahhaha, haahhahha, hahahhaha!

****

PA News, DC:

National Guard troops today managed to reach Washington, DC. Their route was blocked by hundreds of thousands of dead zombies.

"Apparently, the zombies starved to death due to a lack of brain material in their federal victims," said Gen. McArthur Eisenhower. The greatest number of starved zombies was found in the capitol, where they had apparently died from eating congressmen and senators. "Our strategy of leading the zombie invasion here to DC in order to starve them worked perfectly," the General added. "Our experiments with captured zombies showed they die quickly with no brains to eat."

Curiously, no zombies were found at the White House. To the shock of the Guardsmen, instead of a half-eaten president, they discoved the president was actually a realistic humanoid robot.

Lt. Jefferson Lee reported the entire country has been run by a synthetic chief executive all these years. "The robot was fed information from the Teleprompters via a wireless connection. Apparently, the TOTUS was all for show. It aslo functioned as the CPU for the robot president. We have not found the robot's human programmer, only the maintenance manual and a few spare parts."

 

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:15 | 4049368 Dustin de Wynde
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Come on now.

At $200 a person for 50 million persons the annual cost of the EBT program is a $120 billion bucks. 

Or about 0.75% of annual GDP.

In other words it costs the US taxpayer practically nothing.

And the other thing to consider is that the money goes directly back into the economy.

It's not only good for Walmart, it's good for every mom and pop grocery store in the country.

Money is called "Currency" because it is supposed to flow and not sit in some banksters vault gathering dust.

Food stamps aren't "charity" they are $120 billion dollar a year investment in our country with an incredible ROI that you cannot get anywhere else.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:21 | 4049376 lakecity55
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?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:24 | 4049386 tenpanhandle
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He didn't say that, Pelosi did.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 00:20 | 4049443 QQQBall
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How much business revenue must be produced to bring $120B to the bottom line after expenses, taxes, etc? Now add in 33% for govt overhead, costs and waste. 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 04:28 | 4049541 Dustin de Wynde
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That's a good question probably at least $1 trillion dollars.

Then again there are other sources for that kind of D'oh Ray Me. 

For starters we can start with cutting some needless weapons programs from Pentagon, and\or closing any one of our 700 overseas bases.

Hell we were spending >$13 billion a month in Iraq and Afghanistan and we had no trouble shouldering the cost of that so the money is there.

Failing that there is at least $30 trillion dollars in ill gotten gains sitting in offshore accounts that can be clawed back, provided that we have the political will do so.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 07:06 | 4049607 acommenter
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Ok. Let's assume that you, the US government I mean, withdraws from Iraq and Afganistan in order to save those 13 billions per moth.

Do you know what will happen the next day? Iraq will strart to trade all of it's resources in currencies different than the US dollar and then you're practically broke.

US doesn't have the luxury NOT to threat with annihilation Iraq.  As for Afganistan only assumptions could be made...

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 10:04 | 4049726 Debt Slave
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Nancy Pelosi? I didn't know you came here to ZH...

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:25 | 4049385 VyseLegendaire
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Shit's gettin real!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:28 | 4049389 Icantstopthinki...
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I was at the local shoprite today.

 

About every 5 minutes the EBT System is down was announced.

 

Should this last over a week...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fYajgUgGIc

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:36 | 4049395 IridiumRebel
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https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ebt?source=wuct

this is good for a little while.....

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:45 | 4049410 Meat Hammer
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Enjoying reading the #ebt feed with a glass of Murphy Goode "Liar's Dice" zinfandel, courtesy of the best winery in Sonoma County.  

http://www.murphygoodewinery.com/wine/liars-dice-zinfandel

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:40 | 4049398 yogibear
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Shut down the EBT  at the right time and that will get the Free stuff army out in the streets and create Chaos.

It will make Black Friday sale stampede look mild.

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:54 | 4049406 smartstrike
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What a bnuch of sick deviants these Tylers became-change your moniker, you don't deserve to be called Tyler Durden: you are an anathema to real Tyler Durden.

Listen up people, EBT is not a problem in our nation. What the problem is a bunch of FINANCIAL types who made money during the expansion of the credit cycle and now are looking for bail-ins at the expanse of anyone else getting a piece of theirs, in order to maintain what they essentially stole during the last 30-years. What they want is ALL your entitlements for themselves and no benefits to anyone else.

In November 2014, we're are going to throw your David Koch, Pete Peterson, David Stockman Tea-Party white, greedy conmen back to where you will never, ever have any political power to lie, smear, propagandize and brainwash the populace.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 07:25 | 4049620 lakecity55
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Warning, Progressive Shill above, use caution.

(ZH Troll Patrol Volunteers)

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:49 | 4049416 Bárðarbunga
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Who is Tyler Dyrden?

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 03:03 | 4049508 TPTB_r_TBTF
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Which one?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 23:56 | 4049427 dale digler
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Here's the main problem as I see it, while there are  legitimate people in desperate need who  truly depend on the program, there are many more who have abused the system to the point where it's a street revolution in waiting for the inconvenience. There is an irrational belief in America today that government money is completely  free, and that peoeple are entitled to it as much as they are  to their  constitutional rights. At this point, there is no quick and easy solution to reduce the amount of dependancy on the federal government. It is viewed as a God given unalienable right.

 

What sucks is that there are really unfortunate people who desperately need these benefits for survival, and I have no problem with contributing  for this cause. BUT, a clear majority in my opinion, have gamed the system for their own personal benefit, and their advocates will scream bloody murder if any reasonable alternatives are suggested to repair the system. It's the rabbit hole Alice, and we've jumped in head first. The solution is ridiculously simple; match benefits to the immediate need, and gradually reduce them to zero while offering realistic options for independance.

 

We got a better chance of landing men on Mars before a majority of Americans  vote for responsible government in my opinion. And a peoples revolution is the only way this government will function as an independant  republic into the 22nd century. Unfortunately, things will have to get much worse before this event occurs, which means bad, bad times are coming for the many. More likely, a dictatorship full of broken  promises  and empty rhetoric will displace the greatest form of government mankind has ever seen thru suffocating surveillance, systemic propaganda,  and physical coercion. Farmers, fisherman, and hunters have been replaced by takers and theives.

Don't just blame the bankers, lobbyists, and politicians for the way things are, blame the people who slept while it happened. This is a good site for introspection, but it's not enough, speak to all your peers and post in every major publication that we will not accept corruption, deceit, fraud, and waste from our government. And then vote accordingly. Educate, inform, and empower fellow citizens that we have had enough. The Demlicans and Republocrats are not the answer, but the problem. YOU ARE THE ANSWER!! Stand up now, or kneel for the rest of your days. Our children need us now to fight for them and their future. Die fighting and proud, they will remember. Don't die afraid and passive, because they will forget. In the end, your memory is all there is, make it count.

 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 01:05 | 4049450 IridiumRebel
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Did this site just go down? It went "EBT" for about 30 minutes. I was shaking from fright.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:04 | 4049487 Manipuflation
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Could be IR.  My site is crashed right now.  That's OK for now because Mrs. M just got "crashed" so I really was not paying attention.:-)))  The NSA just probably needed to reboot their systems.  What a bunch of jackasses.   

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:06 | 4049488 Manipuflation
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Ha Ha, they really did shut me down.  Let me check, is the gold and silver still here?  Yes.  Are the guns and ammo still here?  Yes.  They had better try harder than this. 

 

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Sun, 10/13/2013 - 01:57 | 4049483 gosh
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that EBT rap video is great im sure republicans would shit if they saw it

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:04 | 4049485 boeing747
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No wonder yesterday I waited behind a EBT holder for 10 mins and had to switch lane.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:10 | 4049489 The Grifter
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LOL.  In the event of a real systemic failure (such as what happened with EBT) ZH would be the first site to go and nobody would probably notice.   The self assured smart clan of experts around this place would curl up in a fetal position screaming mommy where's my silver shortly after not being able to connect to their respective provider.  

When systems like EBT go down, it was probably just a glitch.  It just shows how dependent the masses are on 1s and 0s flying around the backbone these days, and how biggger problems will happen later on.

I also agree with early posters on this thread that ZH has lost it's mantra and now targets the less fortunate instead of taking on the real problem like it did when it was formed.  Shame on ZH.    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 03:59 | 4049528 bunnyswanson
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Just a glitch, of course.  But a backup system should have been in place that would buffer the impact.  Phone lines were also down.  I find that very odd.  Xerox offered to act a delivery service of temporary cards, and it was nonoperational as well.  There is really no excuse for this. Incompetence at best.  This could have caused a riot.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 04:22 | 4049538 The Abstraction...
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Never forget that two thirds of government spending, in the UK at least, is not on welfare.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 08:39 | 4049660 wisehiney
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You could consider us "the less fortunate".

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 09:54 | 4049722 Atomizer
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grift•er (?gr?f t?r)

 

n. Slang.

1. a person who operates a sideshow at a circus, fair, etc., esp. a gambling attraction.

 

2. a swindler, dishonest gambler, or the like.

 

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grifter

 

Say no more mate…

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 10:04 | 4049727 MiltonFriedmans...
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You have a point, Tyler's cannot handle Francis Sawyer's scathing commentary so they ban him. Perhaps he would have had the courage to point out the fact that the FSA is not the problem but merely a symptom. Is the true source of the oncoming societal collapse not the debt money system our enslaver's put into place in 1913? Don't blame the dogs for accepting the treats they are handed.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:19 | 4049491 boeing747
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After switched lane, I was behind another EBT holder for 5 mins, had to switch lane again, want to see how low a business can go, shop in walmart.

 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:23 | 4049493 Pareto
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+100  This is the best:THEY DONE SHUT DOWN EBT CARDS IN MISSISSIPPI…… Walmart fulla mad motha fuckas right now—

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:31 | 4049497 Manipuflation
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I am starting to get the impression that there are some folks out there who don't like us much here on ZH.  I am not sure if we are supposed to be intimidated by that or not.  I have a pen, paper, envelopes and some "forever stamps".  I could use that tactic once again assuming their brilliant financial management skills can even keep the US Postal Service operational.   

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 07:19 | 4049615 lakecity55
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If we are that far down the hole, they are gonna kill youse anyway.

Stay armed.

I have slept with a service pistol since the long ago war. I sleep light and so does the dog. But if there is a hint of trouble, I won't be in the house.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:40 | 4049500 walküre
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Beautiful day out here today in the Pacific Northwest. Out all day cleaning up the yard. What did I miss? Did Halloween come early?

No deal in DC, no mo EBT fo yous. Sink or swim. Who saw that one coming? Me!

The US will not default on its debt but massive spending cuts are coming. We are not returning to business as usual once the dust of the showdown settles.

Take that to the bank on Monday when you run to visit your money!

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 07:01 | 4049604 darkstar7646
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I actually disagree, but hear me out.

The US _WILL_ default, but not immediately.

What happens at the point of the forced spending cuts will force the default, as all productive work will effectively cease because the whole country will be at internal war.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 08:07 | 4049638 Legolas
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Banks are closed on Monday for the Columbus Day Holiday !

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 09:31 | 4049701 therevolutionwas
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Printing is defaulting.  If politicians can do it they will.  It is less painful (for them). 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 02:48 | 4049504 boeing747
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Many burger flipping jobs available lately. Local "In and Out" Burger is hiring "$11 an hour, free meals*, 401K&health"...

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 04:22 | 4049537 The Abstraction...
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To paraphrase Chalrton Heston, 'Burghers is people!'

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 04:02 | 4049529 resurger
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EBT EBT .... EBT!

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 05:33 | 4049561 Dodgy Geezer
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Cue mass panic among the best-weaponized population in the world.

Really? The US may have a lot of guns in some people's collections, but this is NOT the same as 'most of the population having a gun'.

Gun access is almost certainly more widely available in Switzerland, where it's a legal requirement, and in countries where everyday living requires one, such as Yemen or Serbia.

And if you consider the 'failed countries', like Afghanisan or Somalia, or some parts of Africa, where everybody including the children have guns....

 

 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 05:36 | 4049564 CrookedJack
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How to open a can without a can opener

Justin Case, might help someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbxKbI9Ik4o


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