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White House Briefing On Debt Deal - Live Webcast

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With the Senate having presented the fully endorsed can-kicking deal, and a House vote pending later this afternoon, here is White House spokesman Jay Carney to share the White House's blessings.

 

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Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:02 | 4061101 stormsailor
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vomit

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:08 | 4061136 kralizec
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Vomit on top of maggot-infested shat!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:15 | 4061143 hedgeless_horseman
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"We are all thrilled to announce that we have once again successfully bypassed this law that was intended to keep us from spending your money like drunken sailors."

"Another round of Re-Election for everyone!  The World's Reserve Currency is buying!"

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:16 | 4061176 ACP
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Jay's gotta be feeling pretty good with all those party robot reporters stroking his cock the whole time.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:20 | 4061199 TeamDepends
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Shhhhhh, the carney is telling us what Barnum and Bailey are up to.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:17 | 4061181 Pooper Popper
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If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Thomas Paine

 

all TRAITORS must be dealt with in the Harshest way!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:36 | 4061264 McMolotov
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Honestly, this whole thing is little more than theft on a massive scale. As a father of three, I can think of nothing as cynically immoral as irresponsible adults spending wildly and leaving children to deal with the bill.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:03 | 4061112 azzhatter
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such a little fucktard this carney is. DIAF asswipe

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:21 | 4061206 akak
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I smell cabbage.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:29 | 4061240 Againstthelie
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He is a little fucktard. But that is the good news!

The bad news?

The sheeple do not recognize anything, have no clue that with this money system they are doomed to be slaves of the money masters and that the western political system is nothing but the facade of the ponzimoney debt slavery.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:04 | 4061113 NDXTrader
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Seriously just asking - has anyone seen or heard from Boehner today? Where is the House vote pending coming from? Will they allow amendments?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:08 | 4061135 Tsar Pointless
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if there indeed is no deal, and no vote this afternoon?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:04 | 4061117 SillySalesmanQu...
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Live from The Waffle House, it's The Carney Show!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:05 | 4061122 climber
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This guy is a real dick-licker

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:06 | 4061131 jubber
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Who is this prick?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:09 | 4061144 TarAndFeather
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The guy that has his lying lips wrapped around his Master Obama's cock.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:12 | 4061151 Spastica Rex
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There are now winners here.

How about those who'll benefit from more gov money?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:13 | 4061154 climber
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HAHAHA prepared statements that answer nothing are my favorite.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:15 | 4061167 El Vaquero
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Known as Beltway Jay

Propaganda he spews day by day

The sheep he will rob

And like Baghdad Bob

He lies in a comical way

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:17 | 4061173 Dr. Engali
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"560,000 calls have been made to the call center"

yeah with the number 1-800-fuck-yo for a phone number people though they were calling for porn..

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:18 | 4061191 Dr. No
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ha.  If only a Obamacare phone call would be that cheap...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:17 | 4061183 hangemhigh77
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This guy looks like a friggin reeeeeeeeeeeeetard.  It's about "basic stuff"  did he learn that at Harvard??

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:19 | 4061186 Handful of Dust
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2 weeks paid vacation on to of my usual 4+ weeks ... plus full health benefits ... plus generous pension....where do I sign up?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:20 | 4061197 Serfs_Up
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Carney went to the same speaking and hand gesturing skool that Ofucktard went to...it's so weird!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:31 | 4061243 john39
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indeed.  everything is about appearances now, substance is irrelevant.  these people are fakes.  the U.S. government is fake.  Americans' sense of freedom is fake...  nothing matters though, as long as it looks ok on the surface.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:20 | 4061200 hangemhigh77
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Reporters?  These guys are little boot lickers.  We should hang every asshole in that room.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:36 | 4061267 TarAndFeather
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I'll bring the rope, F them all.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:35 | 4061260 QQQBall
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Obomber crushed Boner. Less learned. Do not mess with The Messiah

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 14:31 | 4061592 uncle_vito
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House should pass it with one change:  Congress cannot accept gov payment of premiums, then send it back to Senate.   Then see what happens.  Toss it back over the fence at the last hour.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 15:51 | 4061964 Chaos_Theory
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White House Reporter...now there's a f-ing job that could easily be offshored.  How f-ing hard is it to parrot Presidential talking points?  They should get paid in Cartman's pubes.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 15:56 | 4061999 22winmag
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Does anyone remember the ending scene from "There Will Be Blood" when Daniel Day-Lewis beats the preacher to death with a wooden bowling pin?

 

That would be far to good of a fate for the President's spokesmouth.

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