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Brosurance: A Keg Standing Ovation For ObamaCare's Greatest Hit
Just when you thought ObamaCare couldn't stoop any lower in its "sales pitch", it does.
and there's more...
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We have met the stupid people and they is us.
Classic... +1
The end has to be near.
Take a good look folks, like a SNL skit.
You have to give the organizer in chief some points for this one, fucking funny..
How much more stupidity can come out of this admin?
Welcome to America land of the (got it) free and home of the complete fucking idiot
+1...
Hence my favorite phrase:
"The idiot Amerikan public..."
@ PROBLEM IS Hey, Amerikan idiots are the INTELLIGENTSIA now. These adds are for the really STUPID folks ! SAD BUT TRUE The more this sh*t blows up in their face the more insipid Obamao and his insurance scam looks. Are we "winning" ?
We need one like the Japanese bond ads..
With the young guy in the sack with two chicks..
Maybe.. "Got abortions?"
WHen I'ze pokin' muh skanks, I doesn't worry me bout no VD shit.
With Obamacare no one is worried that anymore.
9 months pregnant looking for insurance? Hello State Farm, my house is on fire and I want to add fire insurance !
They dont get it, do they?
sry, house fire is a pre-existing condition.
Yeah.. So happy I don't live in that state!
You're smart. Don't move here you would hate it. Terrible weather, people rude, high taxes, stupid .gov regulations red tape, STDs, traffic jams all hours day and night, stupid road signs, feral pets, cancer hotspots, environmental rape, Boulder, gun crazies, preppers, gays, cannabis tourists, manbearpig, rednecks, bible-thumpers, Denver Post, Ponzi scammers, thin air, thin beer, New Mexico to the south, some idiot who flies off the handle if you say 'orientate' instead of 'orient', cryptosporidium, brown cloud, dry mouth, angel sightings, charity hoaxers, invasive species, fatasses, old farts wearing turtlenecks, youth walking to school in their underwear, crocs, my sister-in-law, trustafarians, pollsters, nepotism, horse-women, hyper-milers, stupid road signs, water rustlers, wine-sippers, old women with tattoos and navel bling, 3 former governors, air smells like shit, Joe Biden separated-at-birthers, fad artists, animal hoarders, lottery millionaires, Lyme disease, miller moths, trees that attack, people who talk like Tom Brokaw, oxygen bars, the list goes on…
not to mention this stupid ad agency.
"Is this for real?"
"Unfortunately, yes. http://gotinsurancecolorado.org/"
That site is just a stupid front end that links to the actual sites with useful content where you can get more info and/or sign up (maybe). The "About Us" info page says:
"Got Insurance is a project of the Thanks Obamacare campaign, created by the Colorado Consumer Health Initiative and ProgressNow Colorado Education to educate everyone about the benefits of the Affordable Care Act."
A bunch of clueless little lefties who'd vote for Obama no matter what he's done, who he's droned, or how many scandals he's been involved with.
Guranteed these clueless little lefties are funded by the clueless TOTUS.
Here is Oregon's kindler gentler way to attract young healthy people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2UUcXCo9g
Colorado, who'd a thunk.
So does Obamacare cover Colorado medical marijuana? If so that would likely bring in all the young folks. Taxpayers would be subsdizing the stoners. Cheech and Chong could be face of Obamacare
It might even bring an old fart like me in. Big Bambu forever.
Re: Taxpayers would be subsdizing the stoners.
Actually, this will ObamaCare Part B.
(Be careful with this one....)
Unfortunately. Out of Colorado. No valley low enough.
This has to be fake...there's no way anyone would've had sex with the woman in that last picture.
You're not giving alcohol enough credit!
Amen to that!!!
Peak paper bags.
That much alcohol would be fatal.
She isn't pregnant, look at her legs. They are not proportionately as round as her mid section of a normal pregnant person. Fake prop.
@Billy Sol Estes
Perhaps. But wouldn't you really like to know how much Barry O'Potus or his Colorado compatriots paid this sad clown of an ad agency for these shit ads?
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The pic of that other chick ain't so swift, either!
go driver around your city. if it dosent have a bus stop, drive to a town that does.
WHO is fucking all of these hands down, unanimous decision, shriek inducing, ugly ass women?
The drunks with the keg, I expect.
The 3 morons have a whole keg of beer to themselves... They'll get her (and themselves) drunk and do her right now...
Naw, she's a SMBC* and got that baby at the sperm bank. No Father required, .gov's her (sugar) daddy.
*Single Mom By Choice
"This has to be fake"
See my post above.
had to pick a piglet, so's all could "relate"....anything attractive would be prejudiced. know yer audience [the ONLY thing they did "right" here]
AgentP, who says it's a "woman". It could be a man... Don't you oppress Men who want to have babies! ;-)
E.g., Stan wants to be Loretta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
Don't count MDB out on that one, he's gotta try to plant a seed somewhere...
Another sad case of not being able to tell if it's real or from The Onion.
Welcome to Onion-care..
Designed to bring tears to your eyes and not just when you see the premiums.
What a complete pack of fucktards these marketing guys must be.
"What a complete pack of fucktards these marketing guys must be. "
As a former marketing guy....you are dead wrong. These guys are GENUISES !!!! They TRULY know the Obamacare audience.
If only REPUBLICANS had a marketing agency so smart.
Got Tea (Party)?
Glad to see a marketing guy's opinion here.
These ads are indeed spot on, and appropriate for the targeted audience.
Read 'em... and weep.
No they do. They have persuaded many stupid suckers to believe they represent more "freedom" when they are simply the same hardcore statists with a slightly different coat of paint. The Red Team/Blue Team divide is the ULTIMATE marketing success. Get a clue.
Yes they are.
But the absolute morons who approved the message are the ones in charge of the program, our tax money and, ultimately, us.
And "we" "voted" for them!!
So, who's the bigger moron?
"We, Kemosabe?"
*the collective body of a nation or state as politically organized with the king/queen being viewed as the head, the peasantry being viewed as the legs etc." Yes, Tonto, "we".
I definitely didn't vote for them.
think about the target market
The only thing worse than Obama is the stupid (democrat) fuxx who voted for him.
There are more than a few here on ZH. Stupid fuxx. They probably watch TV and Hollywood's shit like the little retards that they are.
LOL! No one junked me so maybe the Dem fuxx who voted for this have moved on from ZH.
Freddie, every time I see one of you posts you are spouting the same Red Team/Blue Team bullshit. You are such a tool. Let it all burn!
Yes, yes, no teams, no sides, no integrity is the real message let it all burn down around our damn ears while we maintain our aloof perch, tool...
"They probably watch TV and Hollywood's shit like the little retards that they are."
You mean like your Hollywood Celeb Avatar, Freddie?
Spell irony.
Bwhaaaaaaaa
somehow someway all of us got here-and none of my parents or granfdparents ever had ANY health insurance at all whatsoever!!
This represents very clearly that the lowest kind of economic activity — pyramid schemes, scam chain-emails, insurance fraud— is now also coming directly from the nation's capital. Could you imagine Dwight Eisenhower sending out junk mail soliciting the American people to adopt highways to keep his interstate highway program alive, or Thomas Jefferson writing out self-validating bullet points to justify the Louisiana Purchase and disseminating them in envelopes to be sent back with down payments for lots in the new territory?
http://www.fakenation.info/please/does-a-robot-write-the-white-houses-emails
These are dumb ads. Therefore the entire Affordable Health Care Act should be scrapped.
http://thanksobamacare.org/
Thank you, Obama. We love you! Colorado loves you! Huggy huggy, kissy kissy!
Guess they have to speak stupid in order to get through to those that would actually sign up for O care!
Ahahahahha the John Stewart-Colbert crowd is getting fukin hosed...thanks dumb fuks for voting for He who goes by the name Chairman BHO. Government educated sheep!
I think the guy in the flag shorts gets drunk and tries to buttfuck the black guy who then beats the shit out of him so he has to go to the hospital and needs insurance.
I looked up the obamacare phone number -- mudturtle, 00:49:30 10/23/13 Wed
and instead of dialing the 1-800-F1C-KYOU
I tried 1-800-FUC-KYOU and got the message that one should press 1 for obamacare and 2 for phone sex.
Maybe that is not precisely what it was, but you can try if you disbelieve me and think that I lie.
I have not seen this anywhere, so that means that I do not get around, or that the newsies imagination and seeking of news stories is quite limited by ideology.
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I wrote this for a once great web message board. I cannot believe that no one has bothered to make this known.
I exhort you to try it out and then spread it around.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The mnemonic to base ten is 1-800-382-5968
Puke!
Can't believe someone downvoted you for such a visceral, honest, warranted reaction. +1
not enuff; givem foodstamp SNAP card, a voter registration card, and an Obamaphone with each signup.
Spread the BS around, a little LOL
and Yellen EZ bitch, get to work....on your back bitch and print a trillion a month
Got insurance?
Fair is fair.
I dropped pounds now I want my premium to drop.
I bet those moobs of his can really get shaking during an Obama rally!
Makes you wonder with CA's earthquake problems combined with their obvious love of Obamacare, if they will outlaw fatties as too great a risk to public health?
Don't be tryin' to move in on us smoker's reserved spot.
Re: if they will outlaw fatties as too great a risk to public health?
Yes, they will. For those who can't accept the opportunities that ObamaCare will provide to the scammers leaching off of Medicare, immagine the number of "personal health trainers" that are going to be needed in the near future. Peak bartenders become personal trainers.
The scam potential for ObamaCare is bigger than Big-MIC and Big-OldFart welfare combined.
You can get in on the scam, or bitch about. Doesn't matter to the smart-n-savvy people.
The broken record keeps skipping along.......
True, it's a scam and in 10 years the Dollar will have lost another 99% of its current value.
Looks like downtown San Fran he is waddling around.
"I gots me my Obamacare, and then some damn witch doctor done shrunk my head!"
pavement collapse in 3,2,1.....
That is soooo unPC.
Well done, sir;)
Wait, he was formerly obese, what is he now? Morbidly Obese?
I don't see a problem of using dumbasses to sell stuff to dumbasses.
We wouldn't have car commercials otherwise.
This isn't real.
I was with you, until I hit Geotool (on Firefox) and then Domaintools (for whois register). This is real. Verified here:
http://www.cohealthinitiative.org/blog/2013-10-22/got-insurance
Which is a legitimate Colorado website.
gag me with a pitch fork.....
Left leg holding keg guy got twinkle in his eye when he read your comment.
Gag me with a thermonuclear bomb.
Got Revolution?
Unfortunately, that's probably what it take to get rid of this tyranny. I saw S. Carolina made it illegal to setup a state exchange form Ozerocare.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/10/22/forget-about-obamacare-in-colorado-its-brosurance/
My god. We pay these people for this shit.
It it any worse than paying the army to kill Iraqi children?
That's a great question; I'm going to write Ann Landers and see what she says.
Ann Landers died many years ago...well over a decade.
Dear Abby (her sister) is still alive and writing.
Obamacaresucks.org
If that website does not exist then it needs to.
I find Iraqi children very threatening.
The big fat guy, not so much.
The 'Bobby Browns' with the keg, not at all.
They can take about an hour on the tower of power.
Zappa for President
^+1000 just for the Zappa for President line. Someone out there needs to revive the platform that he wanted to run on before he fell (tragically) ill. Fiscally conservative and socially libertarian - positions NEITHER party represents in the slightest.
"There's no way to delay that trouble coming every day..."
Where is the "douchebagsurance" ad, or is that it?
ha ha, too funny
"Anybody here in the crowd tonight who work in Marketing? Kill yourself. Yeah, I know you thought there was a catchy punchline coming, but no, just, just kill yourself." -- Bill Hicks
Marketing is the only counter to reality. Marketing budgets are about the only "investing" that companies are currently engaged in. Its what got us here. Bernays would be proud.
"Just planting seeds..."
Where is the one for homeless people that will be rounded up and forcefully enrolled to boost numbers?
Bad enough we are circling the drain without a dose of draincleaner to boot.
Don't insure me, Bro! Seriously, please don't.
I wonder if it covers bro rape?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
This government is completely out of touch and lost, so lost....
"Don't tap into your beer money, we got it covered"
If the gov has it covered, why the fuck do I need to register on a website and pay a premium or a tax fine?
How does health insurance help with population reduction? Or maybe it doesn't?
Surely there's a eugenicist here with some insight.
I once visited Eugene (OR) so I guess I qualify as a eugenicist. Forcing you to pay for crappy, Big Pharma allopathic medicine, whether you want to or not, makes it that much more difficult to afford effective, alternative health methods, ergo lower birth rates, higher mortality rates and reduced populations. But the coming martial law and WalMart food riots will surely have a more immediate effect as Americans slaughter each other allowing DHS to conserve its 2 billion hollowpoints for the mop up.
+1 funniest Eugene joke ever on ZH.
/native Oregonian
So if the bros don't have to pay from their beer money, then who does??
More pathetic by the day.
Dat rayciss...and sexiss...
Tylers.......did you forget the Onion tag beneath the article?
I think Mr. Banzai forgot to sign these as per normal.
That's brotastic (I am trying hard not to say brot@rded).
Leave it to Colorado to take Obamacare to another level of absurdity.
http://gotinsurancecolorado.org/index.php?id=6
Don't forget to 'like us' on facebook and twitter!
Leave it to Colorado to take Obamacare to another level of absurdity.
http://gotinsurancecolorado.org/index.php?id=6
This is what you get when Kali folks move OUT of Kali,because they are sick of all the BS,then they promptly turn the state into waht they just left.Sadly, there is NO KNOWN cure stupidity is forever.
Rectal Defilade.
The Californication of the Intermountain West.
When the entitlement crowd riots begin and things unravel there will be a lot of those L.L. Bean/Timberland/Birkenstock idealists wringing their hands in poplin pullovers and khaki pants tuning into NPR to try and understand what happened to the dream.
Camelot, ah Camelot - wherefore art thou?
God help them libs when the SHTF. A lot of long time locals who prepared and are armed are not going to be very sympathetic.
Well, any country that would allow drug pushers to market toenail fungus medicine to OldFarts on Socialist Medicare can't be all bad.
That advertisment can be more racially diverse. I mean, those with sickle-cell anemia are covered, too, right?
Funny that a kayaker and a rock climber are depicted. Yep'per, no high-risk hobbies there.
T-4
Obama is a pussy.
Man, and that's when 60,000 Reichsmark was worth something!
60,000 RM saved is 60,000 RM earned.
They are all out playing and partying....none have a job.....typical Obamavoters...i bet this add cost millions to produce..amde by some Obama election funder....a supporter...scam is a scam..
Please Anonymous, please photoshop that kegstand pic. Please, it demands it.
Guy on left is Obama, Romney is on right, man being held up is the US citizen, and instead of a beer keg, he is being thrown into a wood chipper.
Naw, they're shaking what money he has left out of his pockets.
LMAO!!
Zero Hedge Marketing Department.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of a lie drops to Zero.
i hope it's a site run by a private firm, not a federal or state agency. if it's a private firm, meh...a bunch of jackwads. if it's a federal or state run site, it's confirmation the apocolypse is nigh.
as a tip of the hat to the bill hicks quote, here are Tool lyrics that fit the mood of the day (I changed LA to USA):
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call the USA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
And how about that 'tard with the bicycle rim. "My bike crash left me looking worse than this wheel". Really? A fucking bloody elbow? What a toad.
Yeah, a real pussy if you ask me. Should've seen my knee when it went fucking through my mtn. bike wheel and broke 4 spokes on it's way through.
Beat you on that one - should have seen my face when I was 17 and my brake handle fell into the front tire and I went face first into the pavement - broken jaw and three chipped teeth.
Rust never sleeps.....
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Winston Churchill
Rigth up there with this campaign: http://queerlandia.com/2013/10/03/colorado-wants-to-make-sure-you-getcov...
OMG! I thought this was a joke put out by Zerohedge and I was trying to figure out what the punchline was! Then, to my horror, it dawned on me that this was real...
the dude with the road rash is the same guy in the keg stand picture (on the left), how do we know he didn't get that minor scrape as his freakishly frail, 10 year old girl arms could not support his metrosexual, de-balled, half-a-sissy body and collapsed as he did the keg stand? we need to investigate further.
Whatever turns you on BRO.
Kind of like those daytime lawyer ads.
Are you irresponsible? - No problem!
We've got you covered at someone else expense!
obamacare has gone FULL RETARD
*and*
JUMPED the SHARK
This is too funny!
sell more fear Barry
I still like the call O'Reilly over at Fox News made yesterday
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/10/22/oreilly-president-obama-out-destroy...
Barry is following in the footsteps of JFK leading up to his drive through Dallas - good call O'Reilly
God, somebody got real drunk on Coors to knock up that girl.
I wonder how much the government paid to have these ads made up. I normally charge $1000 to do a simple print ad. I couldn't even produce something that horrible if I tried, but if I did, it would take me about ten minutes to do it.
I bet these ads cost millions to produce. The fucking Obamacare website cost nearly three quarters of a billion dollars and it looks like it was made by a few high school freshman learning in their first HTML class. Programmed about as well too.
I would have done the Obamacare website for $100 million, .gov got ripped off.
I agree with the preggers ad. They were casting for "butt-ugly".
Hello Mr. adr - that is what Obamacare is all about - greasing Obama's political buddies.
It is always about the money.
I agree with the preggers ad. They were casting for "butt-ugly".
Leftists (Obama's core audience) does not like hott women - they feel threatened by them - thus the minorities and the fattys.
Anyone ever watch Rachel Maddow - THE ERECTION KILLER.
That's harsh.
Lol.
I'm trying not to be naive but those "ads" are a joke right? No self respecting anybody would put that shit out there.
And the "girl" in the last "ad", what a nightmare.
As a "former marketing guy" I can't believe we've devolved to this. Who are they targeting? Don't they realize these people can't read?
even funnier is that i'm sure the majority of people who do not have health insurance...probably don't own a computer, let alone are savy enough to work that riddle known as the internet. another example of typical elitist planning. But this cuts both ways. I don't really believe adding all these low income people to healthcare will cost that much anyway. do you really think any meaningful portion of this group will actually see their doc on an annual basis, or dental 2x a year? they will still use emergency rooms. so the only real increase in cost, is paying for the massive government complex we just put in.
i love how they say don't take into your beer money: so instead we are forcing young, healthy people to buy insurance at above pre-obamacare rates. Druckenmiller's piece the other day is appropriate.
For those of us following the Patriots, a couple year's ago Tom Brady took a ton of flack for telling the fans "to start drinking early". he had to apologize and say he does not condone binge drinking. Yet the frat boy in cheif can make this claim? look i'm definitely not PC and have no issue with Tom's comments or really even this admin trying to be hip...but talk about out of touch.
that being said, all this did was make me really, really, miss college.
Brosurance...
Frat kegger mutts was not my first thought here.
Don't use your beer money to pay for medical bills.
SO OBAMACARE IS FREE?????
I guess you don't have to pay for insurance or medical bills with Obamacare, where do I sign up?