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Twitter Opens At $45.10 (+73%); Trades Up To $48 (+84%)
+73% at the open... HFT activity is extreme
$TWTR hits 2,200 trades in a second. Much higher than $FB during it's IPO
— Eric Scott Hunsader (@nanexllc) November 7, 2013
For now TWTR has reached $47.23...
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i guess it's all downhill from here ...
And on that screenshot gold is down $7. The market summed up in one picture. Utterly contrived and manipulated
Just like when I was in Times Square and saw FB hit $42 on day one, I'll say the same thing.
"Short that shit!"
I got a weird look from lots of people shouting that out loud, but there were large cartoon characters around me where people were taking pictures. I figured at least one of us was sane in this situation.
MDB did you not get your order in?
At least with Apple I can eat my iphone when times get bad, what does twitter offer?
I love Tweeter - they are the best company and stock. BTW - what do they do or make?
Doesn't matter...there's much excitement and wild gesturing going on...I'll elbow a granny in the mahfahkin FACE to buy me some....BUY!
Twitter trading higher share price than Facebook now. Gonna see some interesting hedgie scramble for breakfast.
I am waiting for the Twatter IPO
Make? What are you some kind of communist?
Have any of the similar sounding stocks gotten a bump from this retard muppet frenzy?
Janet Yellen has a ginormous buy order placed @ $75 through e*trade.
And the squid laughs..... all the way to the bank. Muppets..... I meant suckers!!!
There's no reason animal spirits can't market cap twatter @ 100 billion USD or so.
This time is different.
(This is what the even the underwriters & subscribers, who are used to doing the inside rigging, call a "good day." We are so 1999 again it's genuinely hilarious.)
The spice must flow...downhill?
Pump & Dump event.
Note the time-stamp of my post above = 11:13
Now note the time stamp of the next ZH article at 11:15
www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-07/twitter-tags-50-then-slides-back-open-...
Here all week. Try the salad bar.
Solid fundamentals.
SPIT TAKE WARNING!
<<<<<<< bought it
<<<<<<< watching angrily
<<<<<<< don't give a rat's ass
after the GSV LLC phony pricing debacle, as a firm we chose not to participate and have ZERO regrets.....anyone want to venture a guess at what GSV stands for?
<<<<<<<<<<<<< watching gobsmacked
<------------Allocated > 100 shares
<------------Allocated < 101
<----- Could give a flying f**k about Twitter
<----- Waiting for another Tesla to catch on fire
They need a big popcorn box inside the car so that when it eventually does catch fire (and it will) you will have popcorn popping so that you can enjoy watching it burst into flames.
watching and laughing while hitting the bong and sipping on my third vodka.
The best part about the screen shot is the POG on the bottom right and the fact that some bald guy will go home and tell his wife "The back of my head was on zerohedge all day!!!"
And this was the week I was going to quit sniffing glue.
What color tulips do they make again????
Check Flowasebook.com.
It's IPO mania time. Large sums of cash chasing momentum.
I sold FB. Nobody is talking about it today.
A thumb goes up, a car goes by,
It's nearly 1 a.m. and here am I,
Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride.
GO!
Over.
TWITTER UP $19. GOLD DOWN $7.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Wonder how much margin is bankrolling the Tweeter tulip bulb. Looks like the loons may be selling other QQQQ names to play this spectacle.
Humans are dumb panicky herd animals.
The NSA's favorite listening hub is a hit on Wall Street. What a big surprise.
Or the .gov's favorite propoganda tool is a big hit on WS. I'll bet In-Q-Tel makes a mint on this pig.
#mania
$50 COMING UP
Sell, Mortimer, sell!!!
#fullretard
$50!!!!
Sell!!
"Only two things are infinite; The universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe"
Albert Einstein
EURUSD made it's highs 25th, Gold 28th - and now I think Indices are pretty close. Either the highs were seen today - or (sort of a double top) within another 10 days or so.
Anyway close.
EURUSD a lot lower.
Gold a lot lower.
Twitter is for the sheep.
blast from the past. You still tormening Turd at his site?
Turd - still - waste of time.
Still the one-eyed leading the blind.
What a joke. And here I am doing value investing. Why? People / Idiots just buy on perception / hype.
People will never ever learn.
I'll laugh my ass off when it's in it's 20s six months from now.
Doc total boredom bet but I would put a sandwich on it being above the zerohedge opening price of $45.10 6 months from now. Whaddaya think?
You're on.
ZH really needs to turn this into a sandwich trading site. The sandwiches are pretty much what keep me interested at this point.
Like sandwich etf trading? ;)
<<<<<<<<< Doc imports another physical sandwich from the east
<<<<<<<<< Fonz gets sandwich delivered to his rubber room
I'm still waiting on my last sandwich from kito.
bad move by him. The sandwich prices don't go down. I have locked myself into a $15 bet as far as I see it. 6 months from now we could have hyperinflated and one of us may owe the other one a 5k sandwich.
If this turns into a sandwich trading site, I want to start the sandwich derivatives market. Then I'll use the paper sandwich market to drive down the price of physical sandwiches, and eat for free while ringing the cash register on my sandwich derivatives.
I was gotta say I should open a deli but there you go again with your head in the gutter.
For the right price I can make you a sandwich primary dealer - inside track on all the front-running, early access to sandwich-related news...
hit me up offline I'm interested.
The volume is astonishing. Million shares every few seconds.
Ties in nicely to the HFT documentary Tyler posted the other day. Epic ponzi.
I bet you're right, but maybe 6 months after that? Someone is taking a bath eventually, isn't that always the endgame? I just wish they had a sockpuppet to sell, I'd buy it - that bird is not hep at all..
Try $12s
It's gotta stay high enough, long enough, for those in the "lockup" to ring their registers.
So, if the subscription price was $16 of $17, they'll pull every parlor trick in the book to keep it in the mid to high 20s for 90 days or so (what's the duration of the lockup on twatter, anyways?).
Houston, we have a problem. This TWTR thing is breaking the markets. We're trying to lift 'em all but need more thrust. Suggest we eject some deadbeats like NFLX, AMZN and PCLN to give us a push. Over.
10% increase from the open. That's the gift to the retail "investor"! Insiders get 80%-100%.
I don't understand - how can you value a company @ ~$22billion that has zero revenue?!
BTFNYFI
What's that? Less than 1/3 of the QE for one month? We won't even miss it.
They make it up on volume.
....and this is why what's left of the ponzi needs to be flushed
history will look back on this IPO as a watershed moment in American Stoopidity
So the brain dead sheep who bought shares cos she missed out on Facebook and her nephew suggested she should just made 70odd%
Sure as hell beats work
Can we get a picture of the bigger fool who just paid $50?
Damn, hes' down 6 % in minutes! What's that annual rate of return?
+1 LOl He's down a little over 8.5% in minutes.
now THAT is worth $50 per share.
It doesn't matter for the Fed. Their money is infinite. Their losses can be infinite as they use mark to fantasy accounting. Same as their member banks. Rule #1 always cook your books in fractional Reserve.
I thought Rule # 1 was 'if you're going to play in the markets, make sure you're the one who writes the rulebook'.
Hilarious
Reminds me of that kid in line to see Santa in A Christmas Story....."I like the Wizard of OZ"
After my big wins on MySpace and Flooz, I am going all-the-fuck-in on Twatter.
Champagne all round!!
buy buy buy , no wait sell sell sell no, buy more, no sell some ,no fuck I'm broke and the bank is closed!
getting ready to drop below opening price...and then....?
Wouldn't it be funny to see a couple months from now Twitter IPO was the actual Christmas bonus to Wall St and it's sitting at about $20 mid December? I know I'd LOL.
Come on guys, why so bitter? Buy some TwitterCoin.
Over.
What's twitter?
it's that mysterious chunk your white bath towel always seems to find, rendering any drying of the face impossible
How many of you got it at the $26 it was offered to inside investors?
SO anyone that bought Twitter at the open of actual trading lost money. Everyone that had the privilege of buying shares before the IPO made 75% in milliseconds.
GO STOCK MARKET WEALTH EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
....see post above
Kenny Powers Kept his word... Twits opened and he made it rain...bill board proves it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c764JWVt5Fw