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From The Geniuses Who Brought You Brosurance, Here Comes Obamacare... For Sluts?

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Obamacare - it's not just for college-age kegstanders... now available to sluts easy women across the United States...

 

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And lest you think the brilliant minds behind Obamacare are sexist, here is how young males were portrayed a few short weeks ago - Obamacare: the unaffordable, equally offensive to everyone, with care, act.

 

(h/t @sarahkliff)

 

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Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:55 | 4147367 Ralph Spoilsport
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"For you men who have claimed never to have bought a whore.."

Does my wife count? She expects 'something' for sex, preferably cash.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:21 | 4147919 Incubus
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god I'm happy I'm not married.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLWWxIxg--E

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:18 | 4146932 the grateful un...
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ok try this all you kids who have a big student loan outstanding, sign up for brosurance, and dont make the premiums. declare bankruptcy. if you dont have a student loan go directly to bankruptcy.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:34 | 4146946 rustymason
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Hey, Ho! It's Frito!

He's a lawyer, too! Woo Hoo!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:37 | 4147020 B.J. Worthy
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Free To Lay.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:23 | 4146948 therearetoomany...
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Got my birth control, why worry about aids, herpes, hepatitis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, NGU, NSU, crabs, reputation, dignity.  

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:27 | 4146962 Mi Naem
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...your immortal soul...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:36 | 4147015 I_Rowboat
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Your what?  Sorry, not buyin' it.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:38 | 4147029 Mi Naem
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not for sale. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:41 | 4147043 I_Rowboat
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Sold it.  Ebay.  $160.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:50 | 4147083 NOTaREALmerican
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Buy a few more and we'll package them into Soul Backed Securities.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 20:42 | 4148213 Tall Tom
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Sounds like a Deal with the Devil to me...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:16 | 4147218 NuYawkFrankie
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...erectile dysfunction?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:24 | 4146950 squid427
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@One And Only

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

+++++++++111111111111100000000000000000000

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:36 | 4147017 MyBrothersKeeper
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That's the clean version.  In the original version the sentence ending with between "the covers" had "my legs"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:37 | 4147021 orangedrinkandchips
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NOW WE CAN SUPPORT HER FUCKING BABIES!!!

 

WHOS THE DADDY? WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

-OBAMA

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:52 | 4147360 W74
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Which is the standard black ghetto mentality.

Is it any wonder the US is turning into a second world country with plenty of pockets of third?

In Liberia it takes a village to raise a child.  In civilization it takes knowing who your father actually is.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:03 | 4147614 therearetoomany...
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Quoting Hillary's misquote is not a good thing. 

The original saying in Africa is, "It takes a village to arrange a marriage".

But, to the hillary's of the world, what matters is what you say, regardless of veracity.

To her, what difference at all could it possibly make. 

 

Edit: I cannot find the comment equating it to arranged marriage.  However, this, from Yale, indicates no traceable record for the comment back to Africa.

http://freakonomics.com/2011/06/23/it-takes-a-village/

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:37 | 4147024 replaceme
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Knock knock, who's there?  Antibiotic resistant gonhorrea and AIDS.  For the children.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:40 | 4147042 I_Rowboat
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I'm a little baffled by all the opprobrium being hurled at sluts.  I love sluts - god bless 'em!  A woman who knows what she wants, how to get it, and the confidence to do so is just the ticket sometimes (OK most of the time).

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:50 | 4147082 unplugged
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are those JPM employees at work ?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:51 | 4147085 PGR88
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Its clear Obama wants to have sex with your daughter.   Or more likely, your son.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:17 | 4147675 therearetoomany...
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Obuttboy:  "If I had a son, I'd probably fuck him"

Edit: "I er, uh, mis-um-spoke, uh, have him fuck me."

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:53 | 4147092 Diogenes
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is brilliant. This whole Obamacare cockup is funnier than a Monte Python sketch. Too bad all those po faced liberals are taking the whole farce seriously and missing all the fun.

Must admit, if it was happening to my country it wouldn't seem so funny.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:53 | 4147101 Miss Expectations
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I don't think these ads are targeted to white people.  They are aimed at all the other people to reinforce why they should hate white people. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:53 | 4147104 Peter K
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Folks, I think we've just reached bottom. :(

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:09 | 4147188 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Folks, I think we've just reached bottom.

The Red and Blue Team elections are coming up.   New lows will be tested.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 04:46 | 4149093 iLiquid
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You forgot the "Hedge Accordingly" tagline!

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 16:49 | 4155452 MeelionDollerBogus
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Not yet! When Obamasnare funds your surgery to sell your kidney to 'needy' industrialists in China THEN the ads reflect how amazingly cool that is and/or "humanitarian" THEN you'll have hit bottom with o-care.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:00 | 4147115 buzzsaw99
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what a co-inka-dink. i porked a girl named susie in college too. i guess everyone did.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:55 | 4147116 replaceme
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On a vaguely serious note, a whole lot of society and marital decorum (?) came about for 2 simple reasons:  it is a big commitment to have children, and for an awfully large part of our history, childbirth was a decision that put a female's life at risk.  This campaign sorta flies in the face of the fabric of society, what's kept us vaguely stable.  Not that this is the government's first salvo in this battle, but for some reason, I find this particularly disgusting.  Come on kids, have sex.  All you have to do is take a pill, Big Brother will worry about all the rest.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:58 | 4147136 U4 eee aaa
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Feminism does it again! You go girl!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:00 | 4147145 Gankfest
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Does it protect against herpes...?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:01 | 4147147 U4 eee aaa
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We're not quite there yet, but soon, when they get brave enough, what those boys will be doing will have nothing to do with a keg! And they probably won't be wearing pants.

It's on its way folks!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:06 | 4147168 Mi Naem
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...and not smiling with sufficiently convincing approval will be a hate crime. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:03 | 4147155 SmittyinLA
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I saw a CNN infomercial using San Francisco Sex workers as obamacare props, they were looking forward to subsidized no underwriting coverage as they all claimed to earn less than $30K a year and qualify for state subsidized coverage.  here's the link http://money.cnn.com/video/smallbusiness/2013/10/31/n-sex-workers-obamacare.cnnmoney  

BTW prostitution is still illegal in CA, and they most certainly earn more than $600/week (more like $600 day/hour), if anything those ho's should be getting the cost shift inflated bill based on their high incomes.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:10 | 4147185 Diogenes
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Don't you know? Big government is the friend of the pimps, chisellers, whores, grafters, con men and swindlers. And the enemy of all decent  honest hard working people.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:54 | 4147368 geewhiz
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You forgot the friend of idiots and morons.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:11 | 4147192 Calmyourself
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Idiots in the open, fire for effect..

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:51 | 4148734 wtf1369
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LOfucknL!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:12 | 4147203 luckylogger
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All I got to do is sign up for insurance and these hot chicks will come just a running, wow, what a deal, where do I sign up?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:14 | 4147205 orangegeek
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It's not the advertisements.

 

It's the cretin mentality necessary to create such advertisements.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:20 | 4147233 Chaos_Theory
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Cheaper to convince them that they can't get preggers with your protein supplement in their stomach.  Add in the teeth whitening to seal the deal. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:58 | 4147817 lakecity55
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"Suzy was glad OCare covered abortions and STDs, too! Her doctor was ready to help! Thanks, OCare!

(Average wait time to see doctor is 4-6 weeks; treatment depends on available medical supplies).

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:30 | 4147274 Marley
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Wow, Zero is rehashing Rush now.  Must get hard to be hateful all the time.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:35 | 4147295 wisehiney
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Yeah, but much easier than being a stupid oBUMMER weasel fan.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:42 | 4147318 geewhiz
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It's not hard at all. Quite easy in fact to dislike idiots who think anything positive about O'bumbu. He makes the road to hell paved with the good intentions of a moron make the type of damage Michael Manlie did look like a trial run. Take another draw and stay irie, when hell drop on yu doorstep yu cyan wonda why.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:18 | 4147463 wisehiney
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Get over it dude. Susie's between the covers with Nate now. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:22 | 4147925 Apostate2
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They lied! That's not Suzie that's Sandra Fluke.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:12 | 4147659 therearetoomany...
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Sadly you tarnish the name of a great humanitarian who would have fought the evil fascism now spreading rampant in this country. 

Instead you support the likes of Obama who would have you back in chains.  Every time you are given something by the government, another chain is added.

Idiot.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 13:16 | 4150419 Marley
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Who is John Birch for $1200?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:34 | 4147286 yogibear
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The American people are Obama's whore.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:39 | 4147312 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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"When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the disease it spreads"

-Ron Paul

Q.E.D.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:46 | 4147324 bankonzhongguo
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Time to start taking names.

WHO EXACTLY, meaning the name of the firm and principals, are getting paid federal funny money to produce this schlock?

It's clear this has to be some democrat crony Obama-Axelrod mafia type ripping off Lady Liberty.

It does not matter folks. 

Those college kids don't have a job or money to buy anything, including insurance.

Those "happy white kids" are just competing with all the Dreamers for a new era of work as professional ditch-diggers and leg-spreaders.

Enjoy your fascism.

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:49 | 4147351 Zymurguy
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I'm no purist but that fucking ad makes me want to vomit.  It's vile and disgusting - across so many levels.  Not only are these ads promoting dangerous/risky lifestyles they're subliminally telling young and/or impressionables that you should just not give a fuck about anything and let someone else take care of you... they are also misleading people in regards to the health benefits and risks of certain beverages/foods (look at the gals working out while drinking wine).  The Obamacare navigators are also encouraging people to lie about their lifestyles, income, etc. in order to get them the highest amount of coverage for the least amount of cost for them.  This is nothing but a fucking fuck job being shoved up the ass of every law abiding, hard working middle class citizen here in these United States.

It needs to be shut the fuck down!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:57 | 4147388 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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You need to go read if you haven't already Brave New World. This is exactly the socialist utopia mindset for the youth while the rest of us domestic terrorist types are being portrayed as the wild savages on the reservations in their propaganda they push on the public.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:02 | 4148279 MeelionDollerBogus
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Is this one socialist?
I've heard of the people collectively owning the means of production but the means of RE-production? well... that's a new one.
Maybe a new socialism for a new era...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:52 | 4147361 hangemhigh77
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It's Obonercare.  Does it cover gerbils too?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:16 | 4147679 Canuckistan Al
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Clarify please. Do you mean gerbil extraction or incertion?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:55 | 4147373 hangemhigh77
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Maybe the doctor should start every appointment with a patient by either punching or spitting in the patient's face. And then say "Change you better believe in bitchez.....you gonna DIE!!!"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:13 | 4148600 GMadScientist
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I don't get it. Why would a 30-something MILF have a problem accessing birth control; you'd think her husband would insist on it after the first two brats.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:57 | 4147383 hangemhigh77
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Or the dr says, "yo bitch, yous want some health care? huh? Health care?  So meet me out back in the alley. Nobody needs to know about dis but yous and me, bitch."

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:58 | 4147392 hangemhigh77
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Every appointment must start with an anal probing.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:03 | 4147407 hangemhigh77
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Some questions on the intake form you must now fill out:

1) What's up your ass?

2) How often do you whack off?

3) Do you watch a lot of porn?

4) Do you love our leader Oboner?

5) When was the last time your genetalia was groped at an airport?

6) How much money do you have on you right now?

7) Can you get more money from friends or relatives today?

8) Do you have gold fillings in your teeth?

9) Do you have a problem with the doctor looking up your ass?

10) How fucking stupid are you?  Ahahahahahah  bitchez!!!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:06 | 4147420 TrustWho
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They should have use birth control in both.

Hey boys, you want sex. You must pay for your b*t** birth control.

 Much more accurate.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:16 | 4147450 Quinvarius
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This cannot be real.  Please.  Say it is not so.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:17 | 4147455 topspinslicer
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That's what i'm talking about

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:18 | 4147465 SokPOTUS
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The flag in the Brosurance ad has 25 stripes.  I wonder if it has 57 stars?

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:21 | 4147474 AchtungAffen
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This post and the implications made are even dumber than those ads...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:33 | 4147478 The Heart
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One of the main evils of babylon, is the well used "demoralization" weapon of mass destruction. Also a big part of the communist bankster plan to destroy America from within. Was it Khrushchev that said, we will destroy you from within? Is it not part of Agenda 21 to break up the American Family?

"Effective execution of Agenda 21 will REQUIRE a profound reorientation of ALL humans, unlike anything the world has ever experienced… ” Agenda 21: The Earth Summit Strategy to Save Our Planet (Earthpress, 1993)."

"Universal health care is a social justice. All part of Agenda 21 policy"

http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2012/12/sustainable_dev.php

http://www.rightsidenews.com/2011040721994/life-and-science/energy-and-e...

Dividing up the American Family is the main drive behind this evil agenda to conquer the not so united States. When a country that was created by the laws and guides of God, and the very well lined out morals and ethics goes total babylon, anti-God, and evil in these kinds of ways that only involve the fornications of the body, there is not much breath left in that country for falling so far from the grace of Goodness and Love and the Creation (God).

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/15/us/seeing-a-homosexual-agenda-christia...

http://www.criminalgovernment.com/docs/planks.html

Doing pretty good so far, eh?

Everybody knows, all the opposing sides that want to war are created by the rottenchild and rocketfellr bankster/oil oligarchy for the profits of the few crazies. Some others at the top of the pyramid might even be their puppet masters. The evil plan to demoralize the country using all sorts of evil wickedness or say, everything contrary to what Creator (God) had meant as guides for a civilization to grow by, is going on full steam ahead. Take the simplicity of those Ten Commandments. Or, love thy neighbor, as you love yourself. It was all very easy in the beginning.

We are seeing the fall of yet another conquering civilization coming to an end. The mass mind of the human beings all manifest on the plant at this time, have fallen under the hypnotic poison of the beast. It is only a matter of time at the rate things are going. As long as evil is condoned, supported, and actually payed to exist on this planet as it inSINuates in this ad above, there is no hope for a single being that exists in the modern world of man. NONE! It will not matter how deep one can burrow to try and get away from the evil that is being purposely created, propagated, and manipulated to control the mass mind. ALL will know retribution and karmic justice. Any THING, or being on the planet that thinks they will escape this hard as a Rock Truth, is just stupid, inexperienced, and not educated enough to properly be the captain of their own lives. Sounds harsh yes? True it is, and all will find it some day. Most of the time after you pass on from this life time.

Do deep meditations and seek into your Akashic record of the past lives you have lived. This knowledge is the common sense that manifests in your daily life. Focus the inner heart's mind to go there and seek more of the past to see how this evil has been the ruin of many a civilization that started out with all the gifts God could give to a a world of children to grow with. To grow prosperously, and sanely in a world of abundance. A world where real Love and true Light(God) are the normal guide in the days a soul lived.

Some say there are two Gods. The fact is, one is God that is real Love, Light, and absolute Righteousness. The other one they refer to is money. Sad as it is, mankind has been terribly conditioned by the evil babylonian banksters to believe this. The true fact is, over 99.99% think money is god. Go figure.

Find your light and KNOW the truth. It is the greatest food one can give to one's self, the Heart you are!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lya7QHH6O6o

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:02 | 4147833 MeelionDollerBogus
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this isn't breaking up the family, this is just promoting the free-shit army.
I would approve of a message of making it affordable to live life which includes safe sex.
What I don't approve of is the obvious undermining message that you should demand free shit for the specific purpose of making sure you are making others pay for your fun.
A little responsibility, at least the image of it, would be nice.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:24 | 4147484 q99x2
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At least she wasn't depicted as a fat slut. Nothing worse than a fat stinking slut in my opinion...well except for a Central Banker.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:06 | 4147639 therearetoomany...
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if she won't put out.  Otherwise, they're just fine.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:32 | 4147498 Jreb
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Sorry -

I'm not from the USA.

Someone please tell me this is a gag..... Please..... Anybody.

Jreb

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:31 | 4147501 granolageek
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And this is worse than that "creepy uncle sam" thing just exactly how? Hypocrisy meter pinned once again by the good ol' RWNJs.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:32 | 4147503 geewhiz
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I always assumd these ads were ZH satire. They are real, I looked them up on the internet. I was just struck dumbfounded. All I can say is America you are soooooo fucked.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:54 | 4147591 lakecity55
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I also thought it was satire.

Whoever made these up is on some really good dope.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:59 | 4147818 MeelionDollerBogus
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yup. Was invited to a chat room.
Advised I was skeptical, too many Murrkins of the redneck variety.
Sure enough it was atheist-bashing muslim-bashing holy-war types bent on arguing atheism is a religion and creation was core truth of the bible.
Retards with negative IQ's every last one of them.
Couldn't even comprehend that the CIA admitted to funding the Taliban agains the soviets, as if it was a conspiracy fairy tale, unlike their fairy tale god stories.
Fucking idiots.
Left that one real quick. What a waste of my time. The very basics of reality were denied at every level. I'm surprised any of them was literate enough to even spell words.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:52 | 4148397 calltoaccount
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This far down and nobody above has pointed out frigging ads are not official gov but cointelpro from Koch Brothers funded groups.  Gov is fked up enough without piling on frm Koch scum.

http://www.doyougotinsurance.com/index.php?id=11 

 

I might add, shame on ZH for false light presentation of this shit.
 

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:11 | 4148589 wtf1369
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I'm no expert but I found no busted links on the site and the following:

"Got Insurance is a project of the Thanks Obamacare campaign, created by the Colorado Consumer Health Initiative and ProgressNow Colorado Education to educate everyone about the benefits of the Affordable Care Act."

Seems to me the site is a legit part of the "exchanges" these fuckin clowns have been selling. And by the way, there are plenty more fucked up ads on that site that simply make me hang my head.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:20 | 4148597 Cthonic
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Before you impeach the staff at ZH, maybe you should contact these people to see who really runs doyougotinsurance.com

 

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http://goo.gl/maps/JZP7y

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protecteddomainservices.com Registrant: Protected Domain Services Denver CO Registrar: Name112, Inc.

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http://goo.gl/maps/8e8pY

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Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:19 | 4148618 wtf1369
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And if you're still confused, it seems the "thanks obamacare campaign" ain't got shit to do with the Koch's (not that I have any love for those cocksuckers).

http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2011/10/24/141661303/progressive...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:44 | 4148707 Cthonic
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Barbara Yondorf is was a senior program officer at Rose Community Foundation. Rose Community Foundation makes grants to organizations and institutions serving the seven-county Greater Denver community. Barbara directs the Foundation's Health program area, which supports efforts to improve access to health care for low-income children and their families, nurture informed health-policy leaders, and improve individual and community health. 

Prior to joining the Foundation, Barbara was president of Yondorf & Associates, a health-policy consulting firm. Before this, she was director of policy and research for the Colorado Commissioner of Insurance. Barbara has also worked for the National Conference of State Legislatures, the Colorado Department of Health, and was a budget analyst for the Colorado Legislature's Joint Budget Committee. In addition, she has published and presented numerous papers and reports on health-policy issues.

Barbara earned a Bachelor of Arts with honors from the University of Chicago and a Masters in Public Policy from the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University. She serves on the boards of Coloradans for Clean Air, Denver Health Community Health Services, and the Denver Health Authority, where she is a vice chair.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:02 | 4147618 Manipuflation
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I am unsure of how this is supposed to work.  Why just young kids?  Mr's M is ovulating right now.  I have, through coercion, paid into the system since 1990.  Do I get any of the free shit that I have already paid for? 

I really do not want to bring another child into the we world live in.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:16 | 4147678 steelrules
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I clicked this because I was looking forward to seeing some whoors on ZH, I've had enough of the ones on CNBC and the MSM.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:20 | 4147694 diana_in_spain
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did you notice she looks like miley cyrus and is practically twerking?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:42 | 4147765 OldE_Ant
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The thing the 'most' disgusting to me is that at work if I even hint someone is a slut I'm first dragged into a meeting with various bosses, hr clowns, and whomever else has their finger up my ass.  Then no matter what I'm sent off to 'sensitivity training' so I don't make the mistake again.  If all goes well I get back to work and don't get a raise for like 5 years or so because of the incident.

Personally I'd like to know who in the fuck are doing these ads because if I have to take it in the ass for the mere suggestion of such above about anyone where I work, these SOBs need to be taken out and thrashed for repeatedly offending the entire country.

And that is a PLAIN FACT.  If you work in the porn, vacation, comedy industries - fine.  But not government ads.  End of story.   The mere fact WE THE PEOPLE arn't pummelling all of whom are responsible for this shows how fucking neutered we are as a populace.

End of Line.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:47 | 4147783 Manipuflation
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+1 for "hr clowns and whomever else has their finger up my ass".  LMFAO!  So true.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:50 | 4147795 MeelionDollerBogus
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come on now citizen, time for your re-Neducation!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:03 | 4148429 forwardho
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While you are still offended...

Just a reminder, This madison avenue masterpiece was paid for with your taxes.

Ditto on the rant by the by.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:44 | 4148520 Cthonic
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 "Personally I'd like to know who in the fuck are doing these ads"

 

 "Progress Now, operated under cover of nonprofit status, is funded by the Democracy Alliance, a Soros-linked political group founded by Rob Stein, a former Clinton Treasury official. A Muckety relationship map links the Democracy Alliance to a number of big players in the Democrat party and the progressive political network, including Drummond Pike, Media Matters, Young Democrats of America and, as previously noted, George Soros."  - Kurt Nimmo

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 10:13 | 4149563 OldE_Ant
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Thanks Cthonic for the info.  I'm going to look into this one a bit more.  I'm not some uptight, moral religious nut.  In fact I was a Carlin fan since I was about 7.  (Something about the 7 words ya know then as I got older I came to understand Carlin had a deeper message in his comedy - would have loved to see Hicks continue sorry to see them both go.)   I'm just agast at the double standard.   It's ok for the above to do this, but any mere non PC or SC correct phrase at work and complaint, meeting and off to 're-education' and the black mark forever on the forehead.

If these things were just spoofs they might be funny, the fact they are not sickening and sad.  Everyone I've showed this to agrees.  (EVERYONE, right, left, middle, bi, les, gay, hetero, christian, jew, muslim, agnostic, dem, rep, lib, whatever.)  What annoyed everyone was the added possibility our tax dollars might be going to pay them.

So you partially answered my other question - where the money was coming from.  I'll double check just because I'm that way.

Thank you again in advance.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 21:26 | 4152562 Cthonic
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If you happened to miss it, the post below has more info on the immediate source of the ads (if not the money).

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-12/genius-who-brought-your-brosura...

 

“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.” - Carlin

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:47 | 4147788 MeelionDollerBogus
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waiiiiiit - this is NOT from the Onion? LOL

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 20:37 | 4148199 SnatchnGrab
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If I, a single male, am required to purchase maternity and paternity insurance, isn't the gubment required to provide me with a woman?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:05 | 4148435 Bazza McKenzie
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Of course.  But given how well governments operate, have you thought about the sort of woman you're going to get?  Are you ready for Michelle?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 20:47 | 4148229 22winmag
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Virile men are 'studs" and 'heroes'... sexually-active women are 'sluts' and 'skanks'.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:26 | 4148645 GMadScientist
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Funny how they only become characterized as such after some guy's pass has earned the reject, no?

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 02:06 | 4148972 Peter K
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It's jus the way in which nature works. :)

DEAL WITH IT, bitchezzzzzzz. :)))))

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 20:51 | 4148241 The Fonz...befo...
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and they are all white crackers in the ad...Obama is taking the piss..

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:13 | 4148315 shovelhead
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Ol' Rushbo gotta be laughing his ass off at this after the shit he caught for telling the truth about sluts and free pills.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:43 | 4148371 Schlomo Bergstein
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Doyougotinsurance.com

Are you fucking with me? Idiocracy was a documentary.

We have no hope from this point, America is a banana republic and the collective IQ of humanity is dropping like a rock.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:55 | 4148414 wisehiney
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J.R. Nyquist nails it again.....

Why it’s a bad idea to interfere with the market is brilliantly explained by Austrian economist Ludwig von Mises in a book titled Liberalism: In the Classic Tradition [5]. In this book Mises says that the calculation of profitability is the key. When an activity becomes unprofitable it is no longer supported by the market. So if it’s unprofitable, government sponsorship cannot suddenly make it anything but a waste of public money. According to Mises, “The prosperity that has made it possible for many more people to inhabit the earth today … is due solely to the capitalist method of lengthy chains of production which necessarily requires monetary calculation.” If the government tries to end-run the market in order to make something affordable to everyone, the result in practice must be to make it more expensive for everyone.

It is no accident that the government has been clueless about the consequences of interfering in the health insurance market. Previously, when medicine was advancing and health care was increasingly available, individuals came together to freely exchange goods and services. This is far from utopia, of course, but men are not given a choice between utopia and poverty. They are given the choice between more effective or less effective economic practices. A government attempt to make something affordable is therefore doomed to failure.

 

If government continues to interfere with medicine by forcing a reduction in costs, the quality of healthcare is going to decline. Doctors will be fewer and hospitals will close. Fewer operations will be available, with more people waiting longer for surgeries. Whatever the government does, any attempt to control costs or extend taxpayer coverage will either drain the public treasury or end in rationing. The free market alone should determine what prices ought to be, and what is available. People must be allowed to choose freely, and that includes doctors as well. Here is the fundamental point of liberty where the enslavement of man by man is not permitted to occur. The free market is not perfect. It is merely the best system possible for the greatest number.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:25 | 4148478 Yes_Questions
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Good thing the US doesn't have a fanatical "moral majority " anymore.

 

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:09 | 4148584 killallthefiat
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Are you looking at the bro's back pocket , fag?

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 00:04 | 4148764 tony wilson
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Obama Lied 36 Times About ObamaCare Clintons Are No Better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_WkLL06yvo&feature=c4-overview&list=UUqR...
Wed, 11/13/2013 - 00:32 | 4148825 SilverFish
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The look on that cunts face really aggravates me. It's as if she's saying "Hey, thanks everyone for allowing me to be a  cock hound on your dime!" This had to be intentional, which makes me think this site is a parody of the unintentional consequences of Obamacare, but at the same time offer real insurance just as an afterthough.

 

At least I hope that's what is going on here.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 00:59 | 4148863 Mr. Crisp
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SlutCare. Because you want it.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 01:01 | 4148868 DLux
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I think it's time for the Praetorian Guard to take matters into their own hands. Oh that's right, Caligula purged all the honorable men from the top leadership positions in the military. BURN ROME BURN! The barabarians are at the gate....

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 08:21 | 4149244 happel
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Naturally, like the healthcare.gov site, the illiterate 'do you go insurance' site is also down. Another joke, like Dumbo in the White House. 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!