White Men Can't... Work?

Tyler Durden's picture

White men may not have jobs, but at least they will have more time to enjoy sports actvities such as basketball, and finally learn to jump. As for any associated sport injuries: there's always Obamacare.



(h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)

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LawsofPhysics's picture

Big difference between not being counted and not working.

I remain long black markets and sharecropping...

RSloane's picture

We ended up with three sharecropping families over the summer. The lots are now closed and prepared for next spring. The only big expense we had was installing a non-movable dumpster so they had a place to dispose of their refuse, including the bottles left over from the water they drank. Its a great experience to watch families 'farm' while drinking Perrier. In the next two years: creating a dirt bike path for their kids who clearly got bored in ten minutes and a fenced in doggy run for those who want to bring their fur children.

I too am long sharecroppers.

LawsofPhysics's picture

I never joke about these things.  I have been considering mountain bike and horse trails.  It's going to be very important to keep the tribe (and our horses) in shape.

RSloane's picture

God yes, if you have the facilities and land to do it, go for it. We don't have horses nor do we have a barn or paddock for them. If we did, we would be on that path right now.

JuliaS's picture

The politically correct term is: "African-American Markets".

Sudden Debt's picture

I went to school untill I was 25.... AND I LOVED IT!!!

One And Only's picture

Why should white men work? Why should anyone work? Buy stocks with EBT cards.

Shad_ow's picture

Perfect!  I am so going to use that. Thanks.

Jumbotron's picture

"Why should white men work? Why should anyone work? Buy stocks with EBT cards."


Seriously.....that is the way to bring down the system.  You can forget your guns and revolution and stupid shit like that.  Prepper, patriot fantasies.

 But.....become the poison inside the belly of the beast which kills it.  Downgrade your job so that you don't have to have ANY TAXES taken out per paycheck and qualify for EARNED INCOME TAX CREDITS, get your SNAP CARD, if you have kids get WIC too, try to get an assistance on your ELECTRICAL AND UTILITES.

Then enroll in OBAMACARE (when you can) and adjust your income further to get FULL SUBSIDIES to pay for it all....if not enroll in Medicaid.

In short.....go to your state's official website for services and the fed's and adjust your income to GET EVERYTHING THAT IS OFFERED !

I'm not kidding.  This is how you can collapse the system.  Ayn Rand had it wrong.  Going Galt is not going away.  It's staying inside and taking advantage of the system until it dies.  And you don't have to riot, or march in the streets or get killed dying in your patriot fantasies.

It's the ultimate guerilla warfare.


Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Starve the beast.  If you wish to speed up the process, sure, see what benefits you can get too.  I just think that gives you a conflict of interest, and you know what they say, "Stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back". 

Jumbotron's picture

No.....basic Akido.  Use your opponent's energy against him.

There is no conflict of interest in a fight.....nor rules.....and fuck fair.

TBT or not TBT's picture

Cloward, is that you?    Piven?    Jarrett?    Give it up.

Jumbotron's picture

They're winning anyway.  Might as well do the very thing they were never expecting.  EVERYBODY joining the system to crash it.  None of these guys were planning on that.  They just wanted enough to enslave the masses, insulate the elite and have the productive middle class doing their best to keep from being one of the enslaved masses while enriching their elite masters trying to be an elite.

Everybody get off the hamster wheel and suck that fucking system dry.

Another good thing about my tactics.  It will weed out the RHINOS but good.  You will see not only the obvious RHINOS coming to the fore to service the tide....but ones you would NEVER imagine being RHINOS who in the end want nothing more than their jobs and perks.

You have to think REALLY, REALLY subversive my friend.  Out subversive the Ultimate Subversives.....out guerilla the guerillas.

TBT or not TBT's picture

Great, let's embrace wholesale the conversion of America from a high trust society to a super low trust society, inviting even more pervasive government into the gap, while the genie of capitalism hides deep in the bottle it came from, capital formation having been destroyed due to very palpable and justified, instinctive lack of trust.   That will be great for family formation too, as "Everybody does it" will devolve into birth rates and illegitimacy rates of the likes of Russia, Greece, Italy or Japan.   Let's all become "Julia" crossed with Madoff, blood sucking posturing posing thieves and liars and watch our world and our relationships just burn, burn, burn.   

Jumbotron's picture

Wake up asshat.....it's already a done deal.  Might as well accelerate to the end point and the collapse before yet ANOTHER generation believes this is normal.  When the yet to be born children are born into the new, normal, post collapse America....hopefully there will be those who can teach them WHY the collapse happened and why SOME of us did what I proposed (AND IN FACT, AM DOING NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT.  UNLIKE YOU PATRIOT FANTASISTS, I PRACTICE MY ART OF WARFARE)...in order to save them from that world in which they would believe to be normal.

But...hey....go ahead and keep reading Thomas Jefferson and following Rand Paul and Mark Levin and believing in the power of the Constitution and the vote.

Don't worry about me and the ones doing the battle for you in order to bring down your oppresors while you polish your boots with an ideology no one gives a shit about and tactics that are useless.


unplugged's picture

Jumbotron, you should write a "govt subsidies for dummies" book.  (aka, FSA manual)

uncle.bigs's picture

This is caused by all the half, quasi, metrosexual men who have chosen to stay at home and change diapers while wifey heads out to work.  

LetThemEatRand's picture

Is that what they are calling steelworkers, tradesmen, construction workers, auto workers, and middle management white collar workers these days?

Crisismode's picture



Is that what they are calling steelworkers, tradesmen, construction workers, auto workers, and middle management white collar workers these days?


Are there any of those species left in America today?


RaceToTheBottom's picture

Whew, I thought that I was going to have to wear a diaper.

I suppose everything in its own time....

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Jumbotron's picture

We will make no poop before its time.

TBT or not TBT's picture

When the marginal rate of taxation on an extra dollar of income is well over 50%, and atop that giant disincentive you have the extra expense of fuel and depreciation on a vehicle, clothing, AND DAYCARE, that second earner's job has to pay really, really well to justify going to it, IF you can even get such a job in current labor market doldrums, with the resume gap you have.   OR, you can stay home and improve your knowledge, improve your home, improve your children, improve and secure your neighborhood, improve your health, cook great meals, pursue edifying hobbies, and generally be a bulwark for your family.  

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

To be fair they've also been decreasing as percentage of the overall population over the same time period.

unplugged's picture

work is for suckers

white man finally figuring it out

white man get smart

white man no longer tax donkey

white man no longer support all the parasites

white man go on strike

white man get his money back via govt subsidies, let everyone else pay his way

work is for suckers

Bearwagon's picture

I like the way you think ...

Flakmeister's picture

Don't flatter yourself or let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...

TBT or not TBT's picture

Who is Valerie Jarrett?    /Rand mode

RSloane's picture

There's a rap song in there somewhere.....

Kprime's picture

wouldn't that be wrap?

and yes, 3 years galt and counting.  went from having tens of thousands of dollars stolen directly from my income down to zero.  Cash, barter, trade skills and projects.  I love getting up everyday and going to work knowing it's all mine, mine, mine.  The welfare system feeding those who think they govern can just go broke.  Let them print their largess till no one takes their fiat.

Stoploss's picture


We quit. Fuck yall..

AGuy's picture

Probably more like this

1. Men work hard in order to get attractive women.

2. Women, looking for free resources to raise their children where attracted men with dependable income.

3. Women decide to vote for gov't that promise them lots of free stuff. Women get married to the gpv't and dump dependable men for reckless pretty boys.

4. Since hard work no longer attractive to women, Men choose not to work so hard. Men too vote for gov't that promises them free stuff, so they can hardly work and become reckless pretty boys.


Herd Redirection Committee's picture


The social contract has been broken.  I sure hope womankind's awakening accelerates, because as much as the general increase in awareness (re: the gov't not looking out for you) has been incredible, women have trailed measurably.

Probably because by and large, the last few years have not been a recession for them.  Its just been a time where their husband/boyfriend/son is having trouble finding work.  Workers in health care, and gov, have had a radically different experience to everyone else.  I hope they know that.  And that the gravy train won't run forever.

sschu's picture

There is some truth to what you write.

This does not bode well for America, men (of any race) need to be working.  The fact that they are not is a function of many social pressures.

Idle men create havoc for the culture.  Out of wedlock births, crime, addiction, broken families as well as other less pronounced social illness (depression, etc).  We are seeing this right now.

The causes are many, but the government is by far the biggest enabler of this aberant trend.

The end of the age draws near.


eclectic syncretist's picture

I wonder who's buying all the silver eagles then.  Over 40 million sold already this year, and the first year ever that so many have been sold.

SWCroaker's picture

People with jobs?   Just a wild guess....

squid427's picture

every last iota of a cracker i hate him

Jason T's picture

a few of them went to a "john galt" type of place and are doing just fine.