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Chris Christie's State Of The State - Live Feed
This should be good... just don't mention the bridge (and with any luck this won't last as long as the press conference)
- *CHRISTIE SAYS MISTAKES WERE CLEARLY MADE
- *CHRISTIE SAYS I AM ULTIMATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THAT HAPPENED
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Strap on the feed bag
What a POS. And to think he had a shot at being president.
Notice how he saying; "we" all the time now, instead of "I"
He looks like a pregnant toad.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/115972.jpg
The hippo farts.
Stay Puft man.
You're responsible?
Then resign.
Cripsy cream made 2 critical mistakes as a Politician. 1) You never take responsibility for ANYTHING, ie Clinton, Hillary and Obama. THE MSM is more than happy to bash any Repub 2) You don't disrespect the TP base because they WILL hold you responsible.
Was he really that much of a threat?
I thought he was a fart in the wind...
But, he must have been too close to something. Whodunit, a Rino, Jackass or TPTB?
If he loses this job he could always be the Heinz ketchup mascot. "It's got (hf) corn syrup!"
Before being Govenor Christie was a very sucessful US att Genieral.. His office convicted or won guilty pleas from 130 public officials, both Republican and Democratic, at the state, county and local levels.
He's a standard Big gov. Repub. No as bad as Corzine, but not much different. The MSM however won't give him the cover they would a Democrat.
I hate to break this to you, but Corzine is a lifer Democrat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Corzine
Of course he's a Democrat, that's the point. The MSM will hold him accountable right after they finish drinking Martinis with him in the Hamptons.
Well, wealth redistribution is not just a party platform for them but a ritual initiation.
Bingo! Gov. Crispy Creme did nothing that The 0'Bamabot didn't do during the fedgov shutdown. Of course, Gov. CC didn't place armed Gestapo at National Park entrances, and threaten businesses with license revocation, during the process either.
Not to defend Gov. CC. Just derailling the moral relativism. This is the result of building roads at gunpoint, with stolen money.
Take responsibility and resign big guy.
Christie heard it was a Live Feed so brought a bib.
budumpshh!!
@ Soil...you get +1 from me for the pun. Good one.
Soil's line was my first laugh today. Bettter watch it though. Rumor has it.
Mr. Crissy's brother Tony Suprano is in protective mode from 6' under.
I wish they would all take responsibility and resign.
WTF? Is that Father Guido Sarducci standing behind him?
Closer to a Kris-p-kreme Christie:
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fat-bastard.jpg
Was the shutdown of those lanes somewhere during the timing of all the big talk about shutting down the government? Talk about putting the sin in synergy. Now am wondering if any of the players in this scandal made commentary supportive of shutting down the government.
Remember how Barrack Hussein Obama, the first African American President of the United States of America, said " If I like your Doctor and I like your Health Care plan you can keep your Doctor and your plan, but if Reggie Love and I are swapping loads your gonna get assed raped harder than Reggie has ever done me while costing you thousands of dollars."
We don't actually select who runs through primaries or actually get to vote who wins. Unless you are connected to the NWO, Ivy League, MIC-intel and bakster club - forget it.,
"I did not eat all the donuts. My staff did and blamed it on me so I fired them.
Now, I will eat all the donuts."
"Strap on the feed bag"
It's a "Live fed" after all.
Mr. Christie, you make some good cookies!
How many of those jobs are part-timers?
You have to be a big man to admint such things
Bearing the weight of responsibility that he does has to be a very heavy job.
Article Title says a "Live Feed" Any chance we will get to see him feed his face, strap on the feedbag, or feed at the trough?
It seems the news media's love affair with Christie abruptly ended at the end of a long (backed up) bridge.
"MISTAKES WERE CLEARLY MADE"
"I AM ULTIMATELY RESPONSIBLE"
"Is there any more guacamole?"
So... I guess I have absolutely no idea what "ultimately responsible" means.
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It means contrite when forced to be, while accepting no blame.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Rand Paul 2016!
NOBODY 2016!
Nobody 2016!
A President We Can Trust
Snowden 2016
Eric Estrada 2016
What?
You're not going to the Christie powerchair and pasta dinner?
That a buffet? Mercy Mercy Rubber duck, we got ourselves a Convoy!
"Pigpen, this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down!"
Rand Paul's furry head critter VP 2016!
In other news---mission accomplished. 13 year high on the NASDAQ. so much for a "correction"
This lard ass best slow it down, or he's gonna pull a hard and full Jimmy Gandolfino and blow right the fuck up.
Who's the drug lord to Gov. Christie Kreme's right?
that's the founder/owner of Qdoba, man!
Not one democrat has rallied around him. You know you don't have a chance when your own party won't help.
He may run as a candidate but he wont get far.
As in the Monte Python skit...Run away, run away
Switching skits: Have an after dinner mint. It's waafer thin!
They're not rallying around him, it's called an ORBIT.
This fat, greasy, life endangering cunt who knew all about it needs a good fucking sorting out.
Never mind AR-15s' and the like, stick a few 1" ball bearings in the business end of a sturdy sock and bray this fucker till he pleads for his life. These fucking parasites, and this one judging by his consumate size need a lesson in 'Ethics'.
Fuck me. Over this side of the pond we are corrupt, well the boss fuckers anyhow, but you lot have this down to a fine art form. I bet a pound to a penny this fat bastard cant touch his knees, never mind his toes, and he does it all, fives courses every day bitchez, on your dollar.
All the while pontificating while folk suffer at his fat, greasy, work-shy hands.
What a filthy, disgusting excuse of waste of a human being this putrid fuck is. And if you be reading this fat boy, as you might, as some do, go have another cupcake you fucking salad dodging heart attack waiting to happen Cunt.
;-)
good stuff 'In the mix'....might you be related to 'long soup line'?
No mate sorry, not me.
Just a fucked off, Northern English, just out side of Newcastle-Upon-Tyne wanker venting his spleen.
But I would, personally speaking, do this fucker in with a claw hammer if the need arose.
If you need me Mr Dick, give me a bell, I would call it an honour.
If you know what I mean.......
;-)
Claw hammer sounds about right. That's an awfully big job for a tattie peeler alone.
Forth my good man, you would wear the tattie peeler owt after five minutes.
Could you imagine how many kids you could clothe in this this disgusting fat bastards skin? At three inches thick the weather wouldnt touch them.
The mind is buckled and boggling at the sheer size of this 'Servant'. This fat fucking cunt serves one man only, and that be his fat, greasy, filthy disgusting fucking self.
Pigs round a trough spring to mind mate.....
:-)
I bet he breaks a sweat taking a piss
Don't hold back, tell everyone what you really think!
Nice to read a good Northern rant. One of the things I miss living in Canada (formerly Sheffield)
Damn fine as usual ITM.
Conundrum: "A riddle whose answer is or involves a pun."
Is he lying or was he lying?
"Got guillotine?"
Bloated Bureaucracy
Pork Barrel Politician
I never understood till now..
Wallowing in filth,
The pig sees not his squalor;
Everyone else laughs.
There was a time when "taking responsibility" as a leader meant doing the responsible thing, and resigning. But in this 'down is up and up is down' world, all you have to do is compusively lie until you believe it.
Nowadays, taking responsibility at the higher up level is akin to trying to take some of the heat off of the lower level and not really an admission of guilt. Kind of like a settlement with the SEC. Nice POTC quote on the up down thing btw. Helluva movie.
I'm not fat! I'm just full of shit!
He sounds and almost looks like Jeff on the Larry David show.
Lower the fucking property taxes you 3 fucking stooges !!!
Corpulance: I haz it.
He only showed up because he thought he heard "State of the Steak"
"Have you ever smothered an entire package of raw hot dogs in cream cheese, wrapped the whole thing in strips of lard, stuffed it in your mouth, and then used raspberry Popsicles and large wedges of maple-syrup-covered brie to force the whole thing down your throat? I have."
—Chris Christie
Wasn't that from last year's state of the state statement?
I believe that he did state that statement while in his home state in last year's state of the state. But I could be in a state of confusion.
No, it's what I had for breakfast!
Maple covered brie...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You know, the maple kind?
God bless ZHr's. In this fucked up world of ours, it's great to have a good belly laugh now and then.
Rodney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luQafRNkgP8
This man is better prepared to address the State of the Steak, and the country will be better off if he sticks to that and waddles off the political stage, and drags Hillary Clinton with him.
Rotund and Rotundra.
You're all indescribably mean. It's a glandular problem.
When did the mouth and the stomach become glands?
The esophagus gland
Another presser from the ' Michelin Man'.
" Because so much is riding on your Presidential aspirations..."
"I did NOT, I repeat DID NOT eat the last kripie kreem from that box!"
And who are those two butt fucks behind him anyway? Moustache guy looks like a skinny version of Ron Jeremy
Ron would be perfect as Vice-President
Fun fact: Ron Jeremy is a really nice man!
For two years I worked comp'ing guests at a casino. It was a fun gig while the money was really flowing! (You know, back before Obama flushed the economy down the crapper.) Anyway, I spent a few hours checking on Mr. Jeremy (and his party) at the tables. He is a total gentleman and he has a very quick wit. Very disarming! A real nice guy. Still, not a very handsome dude. Glad the heart attack thing didn't kill him last year.
While you are at it Chris... go ahead and tell everyone how you were essentially Bernie Madoff's lobbyist when you worked for the Securities Industry Association.
Well, go ahead...
CHRISTIE SAYS MISTAKES WERE CLEARLY MADE
Yes, by the voters.....as usual.
His problem is clear in the photo - he's hanging out with guys that are too thin. Gotta get bigger guys to hang around with and he'll look thinner.
I don't really mind the fact he is fat, some of the worlds greatest statesmen and politicians have been rotund (Churchill), it's the fact he's such a RINO that totally disgusts me. Either just come out and be a democrat, or start governing like a conservative for fucks sake.
Churchill was, as well as being a fat bastard, a self interested, war-mongering drunk.
Great statesman my arse.
Do some serious research on the evil bastard, please.
get in my belly!
So, when he says "I AM ULTIMATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THAT HAPPENED" he means "I FULLY INTEND TO SUFFER NO CONSEQUENCES FROM THIS, ESPECIALLY REGARDING THE PERSON WHO DIED BECAUSE OF MY INFANTILE POLITICAL GAMES."
Yeah, but didn't more die in Benghazi? Yet where is the media on Hillary and that whole deal? Seems TPTB are not in favor of a Christie presidency? Hence the selective targeting so to speak?
Fuck you christie!
Can you imagine this bloated sociopath and his high school Stasi pals getting their hands on the IRS, the US military, the NS@, the EPA, etc.?
Christie would add a cabinet position--Retribution--and spring that Kelley bitch out of the clink to fill it.
"Live Feed...".
Any mention of Feed, food or anything like that around Christie always makes me nervous.
Governor Dump Truck, who is a tad shy on personal responsibility and self-control, could use some help from the late great Rich Jeni:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GnOyd_z1w
Live feed indeed.
"Lay off Me, I'm Starving!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErb0jzIPL8
The guy can't see his own junk, yet I'm going to buy into his "vision"? Don't think so.
Fatty is incapable of controlling his own food addiction, so there's no chance of him showing genuine leadership. Everyone can hide behind him.
Executive Order No. 5, 2014:
No obsese people allowed to hold senior public office, let alone national office. It was going to be Executive Order No. 4, but Christie and his ilk take up more room, clearly.
On a serious note, obesity should disbar anyone from senior national public office due to the obvious liability: sudden death in office from a self-inflicted indulgence. Apart from that, Christie like Hitlary look like a 'stalking horse'. These also-rans are intended to make anyone else look better....as in: 'Phew! At least, it wasn't Hitlary or Fatty!'
It's like a pantomime horse: one at the front, the other at the rear. Oh, yes it is! Brits will get the joke ;-) Apologies to everyone else. I couldn't resist it...
Teddy like Gov. Crispy Creme will never be president.... because they cannot cross bridges. Or "we will cross that bridge when we get to it. "
Someone show the little "Fat-Man" the door. I can't look at this Piece of Shit anymore. The Republicans are pathetic! So are the Democrats! Lock and Load kids. It's on like Donkey Kong! 2014 is gonna be one Hell of Year!!!
Christ - what a tough crowd here for someone who balanced the budget without more taxes.
I trust Bilary would get at least one more reply.
Fuck both of them...
Many years ago I worked in proximity to a customer service call center. There was a sign posted there that I never forgot:
ADMIT NOTHING
DENY EVERYTHING
MAKE COUNTERACCUSATIONS
Seems to me Democrats have got this down a lot better than Republicans, but the latter are giving it the old college try.
Hard to believe what blowhards pols are. To think I used to respect some of them... Shame on me.