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Wednesday Humor: Iran Has "Incontrovertible Proof" That US Is Run By Aliens
While some will not be surprised, Al Arabiya reports that Iran's FARS News Agency claimed in a recent report that:
"The United States' domestic and international policy has been driven by an 'alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda' since 1945."
The "incontrovertible proof" supporting the revelations was (apparently) found in a Federal Security Service (FSB) report, carried out by American computer specialist Edward Snowden - and is confirmed (somewhat amazingly) by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer in the following interview.
Very impressive to see Sophie (the interviewer) keep a straight face - whether you believe the man or not...
As a gentle reminder, this chap was in charge of Canadian military in the 60s!
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Snowden reportedly contacted the Guardian’s columnist Glenn Greenwald telling him, according to Fars, that there “were actually two governments in the United States, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”
The agency added that Snowden’s revelations were confirmed as “accurate” by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer, during an appearance he made on Russia Today’s program SophieCo.
Hellyer said: “This information is top secret in a way that the governments aren't talking about it, but if you listen to whistleblowers and the people are had worked in the industry and who know what is going on, there is just a lot of information out there and it doesn't take very long to get your hands on it.”
He said 80 percent of UFO reports analyzed by the Canadian defense ministry during his time in office were not real, but “there were 15 or 20 percent for which there was no explanation and there genuinely unidentified flying objects.”
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And I am all out of bubble gum.
Judging credibility in our USA. See deceptions by omission done to us FOR SURE:
http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1236885
where do all the missing children go?
what does the un do with all the kids that vanish?
do kids vanish
how many
how many
come back into view.
aliens are us
we are spawn of them
but now
we are being drained by a vampyre tribe
and what of the
kid rape kid kill
all for saturn
for the masons
and the bankers,and control grid nind and body muscle satanic few.
who hit and is taking over the phillipines martians?
no some rothschild british jews
all for lucifer power and control.
Yes, a hooked nose, beanie wearing tribe!
Vanished kids are sold into sex slavery in the Middle East.
Meanwhile, back at the FEMA Camp Without Fences, millions of souls yet to be born are destined for a life of slavery.
Aliens? I doubt it. Any alien smart enough to get here has to have brains enough to stay the hell away.
they might be on to something.....
If you actually study 'space science' you quickly realize that putting an live organism in your space ship ( a human being or alien ) is stupid, costly and a waste of time.
All space-science knows that sending ROBOTS is the only way to do business.
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It's easy to talk science fiction, but I prefer not to go there, because it will lead us no where.
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Why in the fucking hell would aliens find "EARTH" useful for what? The biggest problem here is man's ego, nothing and nobody in the universe could possibly find HUMANS or earth interesting.
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Germans lost WWII, NAZIS WON - Get with the Program - NAZIS rule the world today 2014.
The Nazis aren't Aliens, they are FASCIST CORPORATE business familys from post 1910.
Even here on ZH, today the subject is 'space aliens', but NOTE there is no proof of their existence, only speculation and hearsay.
End of fucking story.
It sell's books and generates clicks. Get it?
Aren't humans proof that aliens exist? Didn't they mate with my brethren, the caveman? That is why there is the missing link, right?
I've seen more UFOs than Volts and everybody says Volts are real.
@satoshi101 Are you aware that you've just admitted how stupid you are on this subject?
I'm just defending stupidity, are we not click-bitches?
Does 'alien' not get an erection in search engines? Search engine erections means high rankings, and ranks make the click more valuable.
We are all Tylers :)
Bob,
The US has the mentally challenged Aliens.
.....as contemporary alien theorists believe.....
perhaps the french are the u.s. aliens... ?
"French trade delegation to visit Iran next month"
http://dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2014/Jan-15/244196-french-trade-delegation-to-visit-iran-next-month.ashx#axzz2qWl7DJir
ps. will the lebanese and syrian's except the alien's bitcoin trinkets of peace and prosperity in the new-world cosmo?
the only thing alarming about this story is that was covered by mainstream media ay The Washington Post Forbes etc
The Tylers should be the first to know that yesterday's conspiracy theories are often tomorrow's conspiracy facts.
'Conspiracy is earth men meeting in secret to do shit'
Space Aliens is really a Religious notion.
Two of the biggest religions today in the world both involved space aliens and they are new religions.
1.) Scientology [1952], developed by the same CIA that brought you the New World Order developed 'Scientology', L Ron Hubbard was a famous OSS, later CIA officer fascinated by the power of religion.
2.) Mormonism ( 1860's ) is all based on space aliens, all the founders came from KLEPTU ( or some planet like that ) to colonize and breed mormons on earth. A good mormon that rises to the 10th level here on earth, gets to return to KLEPTU ( mormon paradise ).
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Me thinks that the NSA/CIA would like nothing more to do away with the FED GOD, Islam, ... and replace everything with 'Benevolent Space Aliens" rule the world for the 'good of mankind', of course in reality the world is ran by US-MIL aka New Praetorians, but the US-MIL wants a religious power over the MIL-POWER, and I'm certain they want to do away with this silly civilian government, as even the US-MIl is not fond of Hillary Clinton.
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Man has long seen 'martian's and their canal's on Mar's collective idiocy and 'proof' of aliens is very old in the world.
When the telescope was first invented, men saw canals on mars and citys and some even saw martians, it was these discovery's that had Joesph Smith put Aliens and their cultures in his "Book of Mormon".
I recall the Mormon planet to be called Kolob, but you were close! ;)
You know Kolob must have landfills filled with spirit baby diapers.
Project blue beam.
"Firstly, these major mainstream outlets have failed to go to the source of the story and check it out.
Secondly, they have actively and unfairly lampooned the Iranians and, unsurprisingly, labelled them ‘conspiracy theorists’"
http://goldenageofgaia.com/2014/01/the-mainstream-media-mistake-iranian-...
Why would aliens waste their time with this vapor called humanity? For fun? Maybe. Cause a ruckus somewhere and watch us take each other apart like psychotic ants.
Only if they need gladiators for their games.
It's true.
I can put this alient thing to rest once and for all. Some time back a president of the United States got a blow job from an intern. The US government couldn't even keep this secret. Now let's just drop this subject before I am cionvinced this whole fucking world is going insane.
On more than one occasion I have noticed foreign governments, Russia etc. pushing propaganda that is based on fantastic, sci-fi themes originating from American alternative media sources. Maybe they understand these are not main stream views but it seems as though they do not.
In the first Gulf War, the Iraqis were broadcasting propaganda to US troops. One was a heavily accented voice telling us that Bart Simpson was at home sleeping with all our women. It was laughable. So I chalk this up to not understanding American culture.
The Iranians know better than that. They are just spewing propaganda to their own gullible followers, and trying to distract from the fact that the Mullahs have been meeting with the Lizard Men in Tehran. The Mullahs are trying to secure a deal where they can buy a flying saucer fleet to destroy the USA. Only the down payment price in gold is far too high for them to pay. The Lizard Men want only gold.
NSA is MORMON, SCIENTOLOGY is CIA
MORMON and Scientology claim they come from higher intelligent forms far from earth.
Today the NSA/CIA rules the world, thus the world is CONTROLLED by the descendants of Aliens.
CIA created Scientology.
NSA is ran out of Utah.
Then it will be clear why the created 'space aliens' to fit their paradigm, replace the old-world god with the new world order, call it NSA/CIA an that it GOD, beyong mere men, and then the men who run the 'shadow gubmint' laugh all the way to the bank,
When I ever I hear anybody talk about 'space aliens' I know that I have met a religious nutcase working for the US GOVERNMENT.
Funny that almost all CIA-NSA are MORMONS, ... any of you ZH immortals ever wonder why NSA HQ new building is in UTAH?
Mormons are all space aliens, ... ERGO the NSA is space aliens, ... I mean they are all GOD's.
So, is God an alien?
Do we need an alien to tell us that we are governed by a combination of morons and psychopaths?
In any case, in the eyes of our forefathers we are truly aliens given the things we now have and do.
...and he don't really like humans
http://youtu.be/s6g_ZpJd0YU
The shadow government see's themselves as GOD's.
They are bored with the likes of HILLARY,.. and OBAMA and CLinton, which is why we were given these fuck-heads, ... like QUAYLE or BUSH
The public beg's for a GOD to lead us, the CIA/NSA which control the world, all believe that they came from outer-space, and that they are god's chosen people.
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Yes, if the public knew the NSA/CIA was just normal men & women then their power would challenged, but if the PUBLIC see's the NSA/CIA as "GODS", then they cannot be challenged.
While a human can be a psychopath, a GOD can never be called such, as GOD always sends out his soldiers to do the evil deed, GOD never has 'blood on his hands'.
The shadow government that rules the world and the USA would prefer that the public think that GOD runs the NSA/CIA, and that the employees of said "COMPANY" are doing "GODS WORK".
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson
SETI scanned the galaxy for 20+ years, and never found a signal, ... it means there is nobody out there,... but its interesting here you have a debate on ZH about whether they have visited, yet the scientists in 20+ years couldn't find a solar-system in the 100's of millions in our galaxy that had one signal.
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The frequency 1420 MHz is significant for SETI searchers because, it is reasoned , hydrogen is the .... "Possible Alien Message to Get Reply from Humanity".
So why don't we see any evidence of aliens? ... known as SETI, are the methods that scientists have proposed to discover evidence of aliens in the Universe. ... Perhaps the most famous method is listening for their signals.
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Personally I have no doubt that that are millions of earth-like planets in our universe capable of life as we know it, but the problem is the nearest system is say 4 light-years, but many systems are millions of light-years, thus it could be 1,000's of years before we even get our first "HELLO" via radio signal, let alone a visit.
In summary not only do we not have proof of a visit, but in all of recorded human history, we don't even have a 'hello' from outer-space, which leads to the conclusion, we might very well be alone, and/or nobody wants to talk or visit us :(
I wouldn't be sending signals out to anybody in the universe. To assume they are friendly could be a mistake. Reason for no signals out there, radio silence baby. A malevolent warlike specie probably on the prowl. Think about it.
Humans have barely been sending out signals for 100 years, ... given that most earth like planet's on average are more than 1,000 light years away,... it could be some time before we are even known we're here,
If 500 years post 1950's TV,
Most likely somewhere out there is an Alien culture that has a database on all planets such as ours, and by the signals we generate they can place us in our cultural stage of progression.
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If you see a dog-turd on the road, you don't need to stop and sniff it and count the flys, ...
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More interesting is man's desire to create religion to control other men, and his most recent fascination post 1850's to create religions that humans come from another planetary system.
Probably coincides with science knowledge, as all religions want to make their 'religion' ground-based in rationality.
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Long live the NSA/CIA God's
Riiiighht. So by that logic, an Amazonian tribe, sitting on a mountain top looking across the valley looking for smoke signals and not seeing any, can conclude, there is no intelligent life outside of their mountain top.
Almost all the megalithic structures were built using very advanced technology - an advanced civilization existed in antedeluvian times, was it from a terrestial (human) race, extra-terrestial, or even endo-terrestial?
The following video documents a research group who decided to go and take measurements of cuts, drilled holes etc to try and understand what kinds of tools were used to cut the megalithic stones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuAZ2HojyJY#t=0
The information contained in images and myths indicates that it was either endo-terrestial (within the earth), or extra-terrestial. The evidence of the existence of ET visitation is a vast and correlated body of material.
For those who have investigated in a more than superficial way, the evidence speaks for itself.
in the light of this article one would probably be interested to listen to the following Charles Hall interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2t04lAlrck&feature=player_detailpage#t=79
You wont find an atheist believing aliens and retard conspiracy theories...
Quite sad that more than half who visit ZH are conspiracy nuts and ZH dont intend to confront their beliefs.
ZH 'conspiracy [ retard ] nuts' are what make the bit-tard pyramid scam possible,
Eventually all these bit-tards will lose everything and probably have to sell their computers or smart phones, which means by darwinian selection, there will be no bit-tards in the future.
This is a good thing.
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Most 'conspiracys' have an element of truth, they have too.
'Retard Conspiracy' theory's of course are another story.
The world is a crazy place and for most unfair. Why not create religions, and invent space creatures to blame the fault?
Forever the gubmint has blamed 'aliens' for what ail's the nation, why nation blame 'martians'??
The most important thing is that the people not blame the NSA or CIA, ... for they are the real god's.
WOW! The poop-flinging monkeys are out in force on this article. Every cockameme idea and fantasy from quantum mechanics to alien visitation has been flung from all the arm chair geniuses. Aside from the metaphysical mumbo jumbo, here are the facts.
Aliens don't even know we exist!
We are in a non-descript solar system at the edge of a mediocre galaxy. Kind of like living in Yellowknife, Yukon Territory, Canada. NO ONE CARES TO COME HERE LOOKING FOR US!
More evidence: we have been broadcasting RF signals for, oh, about 100 years now. Traveling at the speed of light, only those "creatures" within a 100 light years will know we exist. Within 100 light years there are about 512 G-type stars (if you don't know what a g-type star is, look it up and become an arm chair genius). Only 28 of them have planets rotating around them. Now, it is estimated by the more brilliant poop-flinging astonomers that 5% or less of the stars in this galaxy MAY have planets that COULD POSSIBLY support some sort of life form. OK, here's the tough math; 5% of 28 stars with planets within 100 light years equals, what was that? Yes, that's right, 1.4 stars will POSSIBLY have life, but we'll round that to 1 since they said 5% or LESS and you can't have half a star.
Well, I'm sorry to inform you, that one star is called Sol and the one planet revolving around it is called Earth.
We're it! There is NO MORE. There is basically NOBODY (but us!) around to listen to our shit. So get over it. There are no fucking aliens dropping by for coffee. (except maybe the ones crossing the border)
Think about it:
Do you go out of your way to visit some hick-ass town in the middle of nowhere?
We're the interstellar equivalent of a hick-ass town in the middle of nowhere.
Where have the Iranians been? David Icke has been telling this story for decades
if its reasonable to believe that little pieces of paper are money, why is it unreasonable to believe that life exists on planets other than ours?
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually listened to the fucking whack to the end.
It's another "global warming" / "climate change" / "humankind's impact on the environment" rant - we need to clean up our planet or the aliens will get us.
This dude looks like he's 100. Cenile as fuck.
You have to give it to the folks at Farsnews: they are not afraid of ridicule.
By referencing Sorcha Faal, an outright bullshit site, and publishing an obvious hoax, Farsnews has humiliated themselves and their government.
Hard to feel sorry for the Iranians on this one.
Any nation that has bought into the Khomeiny Ayatollah creed, inspite of its 3000 years rich history, has to have its head examined.
When Obscurantism needs metaphysical "alien" solutions to explain current IRan bashing by Hegemonical USA, you know that the people who created the House of Wisdom around 800 AD-- for their Arab Caliphs to whom they taught the mysteries of the Greek logic thread thus refound-- have gone a long way down the wrong road since Wisdom flew out from that cuckoo's nest!
(In fact it was destroyed by the Mongols in 1258 and THEY, the Iranians, NEVER rebuilt it like the Europeans did post Renaissance).
its only worth something if you know how to hijack a saucer bitchez!
That'll be 0bozo's next excuse: "The aliens screwed up the economy, your healthcare," etc. etc. Blaming Bush just aint' cuttin' anymore.
But seriously, didn't ever wonder why Geitner's head was sort of oddly shaped?
Why is it that these advanced space aliens never seem to have developed clothing? PS- I taught science for many years and when you consider all the things that have to go right for a loooonng time for Earth to support advanced terrestrial life it would not be a shock to me if earth were the only planet with advanced life in the galaxy, if not the universe. We shouldn't even be here.
This article is insulting to zerohedge readers intelligence.
Did anyone notice Paul Hellyer's pointed left ear? I wonder who he really is?
All your bases are belong to us...bitchez.
So, now we have incontrovertible evidence that the CIA is running Iran and both are attempting to discredit Snowden.