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Man Jumps To His Death From JPMorgan London Headquarters
Early this morning, at JPM's 33 story high London Headquarters located at 25 Bank Street in Canary Wharf, a 39 year-old man jumped to his death after falling onto a 9th floor roof. The police, who were called to the scene at 8:02 this morning, said they are not treating the death as suspicious and no arrests have been made, suggesting the death was indeed a suicide. London Ambulance Service and London Air Ambulance attended but they could not save the man.
Bloomberg quotes Jennifer Zuccarelli, a spokeswoman for JPMorgan in London who said that “We are reviewing a very sad incident at 25 Bank Street this morning." The building and the surrounding area is “currently secure,” she said.
From Bloomberg:
The 11-year-old skyscraper is 33 stories high, according to building-data provider Emporis. It was formerly the European headquarters of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., which filed for the largest bankruptcy in U.S. history in 2008.
The bank declined to identify the deceased person or say whether they worked for JPMorgan. The police are waiting for “formal identification,” they said in an e-mailed statement.
London24, which also notes that this is the second high profile banking death within just a few days after Deutsche bank announced its former executive William Broeksmit 58, was found dead in his home on Sunday, caught some tweets describing the incident:
Sad. Someone jumped/fell at #JPMorgan #CanaryWharf @8am. A sorry view from my desk opposite. Still nobody approaching the body, very odd.
— Andrew Lawrence (@YellowAL) January 28, 2014
Is this just the first of many banker suicides, if indeed this was a suicide?
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Nothing but a Tempest in a Tea-Pot.
I love the smell of dead bankers in the morning.
He was just a 33 degree Mason that got demoted!
Ban Gravity, if it saves just one Bankster thief piece of crap...
LEHMAN GHOSTS or Jamie still not happy with his bonus!!!!!!!!!
LEHMAN GHOSTS or Jamie still not happy with his bonus!!!!!!!!!
I won't be satisfied until I see Goldman and Morgan bankers on streetcorners roasting rats on sticks over fires in rusty 55 gallon oil drums.
roasted rats are too good for them.
He probably was having a real bad time trying to sell that "Fire Sale" stuff.
I wonder how much money he lost for JPM.
Coincidence I wonder ?
An long time colleague of Jain ( DB ) found dead in his flat in London :
Ehemaliger Deutsche-Bank-Manager tot aufgefunden
28.01.2014 · Ein langjähriger Weggefährte des Deutsche-Bank-Chefs Anshu Jain ist in London tot in seiner Wohnung gefunden worden.
http://www.faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/menschen-wirtschaft/london-ehemali...
Can we get the security footage, something, anything up on youtube.
Hmmm...August 1, 2008
Distancing themselves from the scene of the crime(s)?
Didn't the Federal Reserve Police just visit the JPM London branch a week ago?
That was a visit to CitiGroup - London
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/15/us-banks-deutsche-idUSBREA0E0J...
Strange statement.. not well written.. sounds like the man fell to the 9th flr got up then jumped to his death..
"..a 39 year-old man jumped to his death after falling onto a 9th floor roof.."
Any pics of who "suicided" him?
If only Jamie and Lloyd could take the trip to London and make it "symbolic"!
Someone needs to include AG Holder on that journey as well.
Poor Fred, leveraged himself right out the window.
I guess that's one banker who wasn't too big to fall.
I guess the Fed's money-printing can't levitate *everything*....
HANS [thick accent]: You Americans. You think your fiat Ponzi schemes will save your yankee asses on these monster whale trades?
In one swift movement, Dimon takes a Baretta from it's hiding place under his dingleberries and blows a round through Han's chest.
DIMON: You were right about us Americans. A few billion is nothing but a 'tempest in a teapot' for us derivatives cowboys.
Hans staggers back against the blood-spattered railing. The glass has shattered with the force of the bullet. He reaches out with his last reserve of strength and grabs Dimon's hooded avenger! Hans now is halfway out of the window, jagged cuts across his face, straining to maintain a grip on Jamie's cock due to the terrible force of gravity. Jamie desperately grabs a rail to prevent his compltely slipping over the edge.
The death grip on Jamie's strained and purple wang is beginning to slip, but through blood-flecked teeth, Hans is trying to raise a gun with his free hand! Suddenly, like a rapidly jerking hand flying off an overly-moistened knob, Hans' grip on Jamie's elongated schlong comes free.
Hans has a terrified look as he begins taking the one way express elevator from 33 floor to meet Flat Stanley on Level 9. We watch a long swan dive with Hans screaming 'MOAR!' the entire way, until he makes a thud like a sack of wet oatmeal.
END CREDITS - "It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men, Amen.... "
I think you got a book there, at least a short story!
Things will start looking up when this sort of shit happens in DC.
Weather forecast for banking industry ....body rain, SW winds 10 to 15.
How about some of the Fed heads? The US federal Reserve caused this mess. They enabled it.
Greenspan?
Fed heads you can borrow JPM's headquarters. It's taller than the Federal Reserve bankster headquarters.
Humpty Dumpty knew too much.
Beware of Falling Banker signs may start popping up!
it is a gay thing and a banker thing living a life of lies.
tony blair works in that location it could be him?
let us all pray to god the real one not blairs satanic master.
While researching Blair's early Parliamentary career, The Slog (or Not Born Yesterday as it then was) received the following email content:
'He was caught importuning in a Westminster toilet. It was all covered up.'
'In the autumn of 1983, a young well-dressed man presented himself to Bow St Magistrates' Court on a morals charge. He was given a conditional discharge and bound over to keep the peace. The young man gave his name as Charles Lynton. He is now among the highest in the land.'
SSRIs?
Sorry for any family. But I have to use an alternate to a Lawyer in the bottom of ocean joke.
What do you call a banker after a 20 story drop to his death?
A GOOD START!
l8r,
OldE
Too bad #AskJPM isn't happening anymore on Twitter.
Hmmmm. his name was Gabriel Magee , Vice President at JPMorgan...linkedin states that he was an Technical architecture oversight for planning, development, and operation of systems for fixed income securities and interest rate derivatives.
So he was over the technology that runs this? Interesting.
# gmagee 12/04/2007
# we need to cover cases where clients sell either based on internal pricing or LIBOR rates; get in front of transaction and peel off 1-5 basis points for ourselves
import frontrunning.py
import libor-manipulation.py
Of course it's from the 33rd floor.
The Magick Number bitchezzz
36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
37 Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
Jesus Christ
Mark 8
King James Bible
Bankers....fug em.
Let's make it interesting and get a few Rockefellers or Rothschilds in the mix of suiciders.