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Comrades In Arms: Obama Greets Francois Hollande - Live Webcast

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We are sure they have lots to learn from one another -  

  • *OBAMA SAYS FRANCE, U.S. STAND `SHOULDER TO SHOULDER'
  • *OBAMA SAYS U.S., FRANCE AGREE ON CONTINUED IRANIAN SANCTIONS

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Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:22 | 4424144 Sofa King Confused
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I wonder if Hollande has a Napoleon complex.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:27 | 4424174 Canadian Dirtlump
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No he has a neapolitan complex but is on a diet now. HIm and Berri will be good comrades-in-arms on the bar scene to be sure. Hollande gets to creep the girls and Berri gets to cruise the dudes. No worries about a mid air collision.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:31 | 4424200 jaap
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Freedom fries for dinner...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:36 | 4424227 Stoploss
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He must be here looking for more sex slaves.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:38 | 4424244 PR Guy
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This is what happens when you go to France!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39X4sXc0Ubc

 

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:46 | 4424260 max2205
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Can they stand shoulder to shoulder and still make sex?

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:18 | 4424381 El Oregonian
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I find both idiots very TAXING...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:23 | 4424418 WarriorClass
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Skewer on the Grill: Mike Vanderboegh's Fourth Letter to Colectivist gun-confiscator Mike Lawlor, Under Secretary, State of Connecticut

http://americandictators.blogspot.com/2014/02/skewer-on-grill-mike-vande...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:44 | 4424262 HoofHearted
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Uh, spot the non-socialist...

Boris, this is the question of trickery. 

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:29 | 4424436 Canadian Dirtlump
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looking at the dutroux affair and other things ( like the fact that the US ambassador to belgium is a pedophile and frequenter of hookers), I would have expected belgium would have been a shorter flight. Certainly if eastern european women were his flavor he could get one freshly picked rather than being shipped over here on a greek container boat inside a seacan. I can't disagree with you though. Maybe something more local to us or from south america is on the menu. Either that or there is a new Dungeon / Sex & drugs den somewhere in the DC area.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:21 | 4424401 ParkAveFlasher
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"Royale with Choom."

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:26 | 4424426 pods
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Check out the big brain on Brett!

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 18:06 | 4425341 LMAOLORI
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Sacrebleu! Obamas to serve gut-busting 2,500-calorie state dinner for Hollande

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/feb/11/2500-calorie-state-dinne...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:12 | 4425117 Translational Lift
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Yha.....the only one he can come even close to calling a comrade is another ragging commie.............

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:22 | 4425175 SAT 800
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My caption for that picture? You know, we're both fucked, don't you? they're on to us."

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:21 | 4424148 The Wisp
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France ? France ?                    I know I've heard of it.. I just can't Place it....

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:25 | 4424175 Sudden Debt
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so typically American...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:30 | 4424204 Ignatius
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Great English skills.  Hardly a hint of an accent.

/sarc

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:35 | 4424223 Cacete de Ouro
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Barry: "Nice scooter Francois, and that helmet is great. Mind if I ask where you got such a cunning disguise?"

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:47 | 4424266 max2205
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Barry like hollandaise sause....yummy

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:36 | 4424233 Winston Churchill
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Obozo ?

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:46 | 4424268 Sudden Debt
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FOOOOK YUUUUU!
:)

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:56 | 4425295 TahoeBilly2012
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This is the best politician's the Talmudic Ashkanazi's can buy? Ummm, yes it is and that's as good as they need to be considering they own all the fake news channels and how dumbed down everyone is.  Clap your hands, somewhere a student loan funded these clown's.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:51 | 4424288 HoofHearted
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Not all Americans are typical. Some of us have even lived in France.

Sudden Debt, don't you miss Sarkozy? I lived in Paris when he was elected. I was over at the Bastille on Monday after the Sunday election. Some Parisian hooligans had spray painted the column there in orange. That's when I knew I was going to like that guy.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:32 | 4424440 Sudden Debt
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what I love about france is that they don't give a rats ass about their politicians and whenever those politicians do something bad for the people they torch the place.

And for the rest it's exactly the place where you want to live. to bad for their tax system...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:26 | 4425181 SAT 800
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You think that's something; wait'll you find out how many people over here don't know where, (or what), Belgium is. Then you'll feel bad.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:21 | 4424149 101 years and c...
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fuck the eu.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:33 | 4424206 Canadian Dirtlump
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What is the regrettable comment made by victoria noodleman nuland during a drunk dial jeremiad* to the ukrainian ambassador on an unsecure line to which she responded "good trade craft" to try to set up a smoke screen to hide the fact that there was little advanced spying involved as the phone call was on a normal cell phone.

 

Put down the merlot sugar puss.

 

*A jeremiad is a long literary work, usually in prose, but sometimes in verse, in which the author bitterly laments the state of society and its morals in a serious tone of sustained invective, and always contains a prophecy of society's imminent downfall.

 

If you get sick of laughing at the word jeremiad, use harangue.

1. A long pompous speech, especially one delivered before a gathering. 2. A speech or piece of writing characterized by strong feeling or expression; a tirade.

 

Wait this isn't jeopardy?

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:25 | 4424162 Spastica Rex
Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:24 | 4424409 Overfed
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Linky no workie.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:41 | 4424163 JustObserving
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Criminals in Arms - both lied and lusted for a war in Syria that would have killed and maimed hundreds of thousands:

Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has published an article demonstrating that the US government and President Barack Obama knowingly lied when they claimed that the Syrian government had carried out a sarin gas attack on insurgent-held areas last August.

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/12/10/pers-d10.html

France’s “Intelligence Brief” for War on Syria: Collection of Discredited Lies

http://www.globalresearch.ca/frances-intelligence-brief-for-war-on-syria...

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:24 | 4424165 Sudden Debt
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silver only 26 cents away to break resistance... just saying in case hollande is boring :)
26 cents to rally to 26$!

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:26 | 4424184 NotApplicable
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What the Blythe say?

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:27 | 4425191 SAT 800
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It' not that simple. Study yearly day charts for many past years. It's a long hard road back to $26; mon cher.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:24 | 4424171 Stoploss
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Stupid is on parade today. God damn..

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:26 | 4424186 Sudden Debt
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Dumb and Odumber go to town!

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:25 | 4424176 ssp2s
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Just judging from all the French flags that DC put up around town, it has been a long time since Obama greeted a leader so warmly.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:27 | 4424177 cpzimmon
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Don't these guys know that they're the laughing stock of the world? They're both looney tunes.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:27 | 4424179 NotApplicable
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Tyler, why are you linking content from that known virus site whitehouse.gov?

Thankfully, NoScript keeps me protected.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:27 | 4424180 holgerdanske
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Hollande, who is Hollande? And the other guy on the picture, is that the political correct version of Alfred E Neuman??

MAD!

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:29 | 4424197 Sudden Debt
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Hollandaise goes great on steak
And the other guy is the best shoeshineboy in town.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:10 | 4424342 Byte Me
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Hollandaise is a bit oily for my tastes and I wouldn't let the other jerk within 100m of my shoes.

Come to think of it, Hollandaise would be improved by being ON a stake.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:29 | 4424202 Inthemix96
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We have truly moved beyond the theatre of the absurd with these two fucking clowns mind havent we?

Little more needs said, the cocky in-bred French cunt has just insulted the world with his shit talk, just as the cocky in-bred American 'Telepromter' will.  They say we get the government we deserve, well take a good hard look at these two fuck-wits and drink it down bitchez.

We have entered the age of fucking stupidity, and by fucking dog does it show.

:-(

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:37 | 4424232 Byte Me
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Well - I can spot the Fuckwad Twins.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:38 | 4424237 Rising Sun
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Are you going to bow or bend over Barry???  The planet wants to know so we can laugh at you - again - fucking loser.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:46 | 4424271 Emergency Ward
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The more "red" the Socialists leaders are in France, the bigger the warmongers they become.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:56 | 4424295 ebworthen
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POTUS:  "I have recordings of Hollande talking dirty to his Mistress, but we are committed to France."

Hollande:  "Bath house boy's got nothin' on me I don't have on him, but we are committed to the U.S."

Translation:  "We are both bankster sock puppets, questions?"

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 13:59 | 4424313 adonisdemilo
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The mind boggles.

What a disgusting pair of wankers.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:05 | 4424330 lordylord
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Fascist.  Not socialist. 

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:04 | 4424332 ebworthen
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How does having health insurance make me healthy?

I am so sick of this lie of a meme repeated over and over again.

Having insurance does ZERO for my health, especially with a $7,000 deductible and 30% co-pays.

Paying for health insurance only bleeds my bank account.

What a fucking tool.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:24 | 4424420 lordylord
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Great.  Now convince 50,000,000 people who voted for Obama.  You will find it to be an impossible task even if your goal was to convine just one. 

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:05 | 4424337 shovelhead
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BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Did I just hear Bath-house Barry say he just wants people to "get on the right side of the law" by signing up for Obummercare?

Too fucking much.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:12 | 4424360 madtechnician
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Hollande's USA Rider is 6 high class hookers and 2 ounces of ultra-pure blow to sniff right from their snatches all paid for curtosy of EU budget.  Roll on Champagne Socialism

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:18 | 4424387 notadouche
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Shouldn't be surprised taking yet another Bushism as he and Blair stood "shoulder to shoulder".   Same shit, different day.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:25 | 4424417 Dull Care
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I think the universe would explode if Cristina Fernandez appeared out of nowhere. That would be the ultimate trio of stupdity.

 Fuck you Obama. Fuck you Hollande.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:36 | 4424462 brucyy
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In France , oui would love our own ameurican federal rezerve , to absolument feuk up ze economy wizout any kind of limitations but ze socialiste wet drim , all while hailping a little furzer our very rich friends tou  . But oui kant .So meanwouale , voui will taxe you into fucking oblivion .Zi euro is too strong now , so please... Amerika is our vairy best ami , merci.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:43 | 4424481 fijisailor
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This isn't even news.  It's a puppet/stooge back scratching event.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:59 | 4424497 tony wilson
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centurians and all other female men

no this

great men are not born.

great men

do not live

like us as we do.

great men are forged like steel.

hewn from the living rock

like gods.

but what of this queer pair.

these guys with  reach around hands and smirking visage.

 miss hollande and are own missus barry are a match made in the hotel du a anus horriblus near

limp ville der bourgoyne.

stand straight be proud soldiers for yer leederors of men girls need time to plot anew.

false flags and distraction acoming with a muslim hue.

pity the poor muslim the victims of countless zionist jew plots.

these smirking saville row clowns just modern day rapist pirates.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:48 | 4424505 madtechnician
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Obummer: We need more innovation
Hollande: Okay , let's raise taxes to 100 percent , that will force them to start fucking innovating.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 14:48 | 4424510 q99x2
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I am embarrassed to be a visitor on this planet.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:16 | 4425132 NoPasaran
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Two dogs meet and smell each others butts.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 18:20 | 4425409 Joe A
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Hollande called for the US-EU 'free' trade agreement between the two. That implies that corporate legal councils will have dominance over national legislation.....
It also entails that GMO will get rammed down your throat. Oh and it will crack down on internet downloading. This is all negotiated in secret because they don't want you to know what they are cooking up for you. But every once in a while something leaks to the press.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 18:55 | 4425569 falak pema
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Hollande is a two timer. He doesn't decide what the ECB does. That deal has to have Mutti approval.

THe real longer term face off in Atlantic alliance is Mutti's Germany vs US. She calls the shots but has no big stick. And until Euro zone finds true independence it will be  in the doldrums.

Hollande is just playing to improve his image with locals at home by being seen as a high profile invitee to WH. Obammy does the same but for geopolitical reasons as his agenda as Potus is more focussed on ME.

France and US have common interests now in Africa and ME : Selling guns and arms and buying RM. Along with UK.

These are short term plays as the longer term is all clogged up in Pax Americana uncertainty. 

These guys don't look beyond the end of the year right now. Its all ST knee jerks.

 

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 19:15 | 4425672 Richard Whitney
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France is an ally? Let's review:

France encouraged Indian tribes to attack the American colonists in the French and Indian Wars.

Supported the Revolution? After a couple of years of lobbying, Franklin got France to recognize that England was their enemy,and that backing the colonists was 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend' Not exactly an ally.

Napoleon felt he had skunked the Americans, by selling the empty space in the New World that he had no clue about, in the Louisiana Purchase.

France supported the Confederacy in the Civil War.

DeGaulle's foreign policy was "...whatever is essentially contrary to the American position..." This, after American lives were spent freeing France in two world wars.

After Ghaddafi had a terrorist blow a hole in a Greek airliner that sucked out a mother and her child, Reagan decided that Mo oughtta taste some retribution. Mitterand would not allow American bombers to fly over French airspace, making that sortie longer and more dangerous.

And it is not just the U.S., but all of North America: in two world wars, Quebecois refused to fight beside French troops.

France thought it could take advantage of the Civil War, and tried to take Mexico. Mexicans celebrate their 'Independence' when they overthrew Maximillian and finally defeated the French at the Battle of the Puebla.

With Friends like this, you don't need enemies. After screwing our real allies in various ways over the years, typical of this barry fraud to get lovey-dovey with a non-ally. Every step he takes is false.

 

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 19:28 | 4425731 falak pema
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A hegemonical paranoid who reads history like you do does not have "friends", only servile puppets.

Cheney or Rumsfeld would be proud to say those words.  "Nobody bucks the USA, right or wrong."

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 07:08 | 4427324 LaurentDeLyon
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aye! des socialeux, bande de connards..

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