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Stolper Is Stolpered Out: Goldman's Chief FX Strategist Leaving The Firm
The one man who singlehandedly generated over 10,000 pips in FX profits for Zero Hedge readers who faded his each and every call over the past 5 years, is finally gone.
- GOLDMAN CHIEF FX STRATEGIST STOLPER SAYS HE'S LEAVING FIRM
- GOLDMAN'S THOMAS STOLPER SAYS HE'S SETTING UP OWN VENTURE
It appears that the muppets have spoken up and advised Lloyd they no longer enjoy being run over by a steamroller. What do we mean? The following sampling of historic headlines should explain it:
- Stolpered Out
- Slaying Stolper Strikes Again
- A Stopped Out Stolper Strikes Again
- Goldman's Tom "FX Scourge" Stolper Resumes Legendary Muppet Slaying
- Unleashed Stolper Means Muppets Pulverized Again
- Stolper'd Out: Muppets Slain As Usual By Latest Goldman FX Reco
- Goldman's Thomas Stolper Comes Clean On The EURUSD: Even More Confusion Ensues
- Latest Stolper Fiasco: Goldman Stopped Out On Long EURHUF, 2.86% Loss In One Month
- 9 Out of 9 : Stolper Capitulates Again
- The Biggest EURUSD Bull, Goldman's Thomas Stolper, Throws In The Towel
- Stolper's "Stopped Out" Mea Culpa: Down 2.1% On EURUSD In One Week
- Stolper Finally Closes Long EURGBP Trade Reco... With 2.8% Loss In One Week
- Kermit Krushed By Latest Stolpering As Asmussen Sends EURUSD Under 1.2800
- Thanks Again Stolper
And many, many, many more going back to 2009. Once again, thanks for the memories Tom: it's been real. We can only hope that your premature ejection has nothing to do with Goldman manipulating FX, especially when it comes to putting on prop trades against your trading recos.
That said, we can't wait to find out where you land, so we can continue tracking your phenomenal - truly unprecedented in the history of Wall Street - trading recommendations.
For now, one small step through the Goldman exit doors for a man, a giant leap for Kermit kind.
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You won't have old Tom Stolper to kick around any more. Pity. The world of sarcasm and incredulity just became a darker place with his departure. He was truly the gift that kept on giving in that respect.
"We can only hope that your premature ejection has nothing to do with Goldman manipulating FX, especially when it comes to putting on prop trades against your trading recos. "
Nice parting shot.
"The Talent" has left the building...
Yeah why stay at Goldman and let them keep most of the money made from slaughtering the sheeps when he can keep most of it himself.
"God's" work will be done elsewhere. Later asshole.
Damnit Squid!! Whose call am I going to mirror while trading these days?!?
Damnit Squid!! Whose call am I going to mirror while trading these days?!?
Totally sucks he's gone, one of the only reliable guys out there.
I'll be certainly missing the muppet series...
Just hope he'll soon be replaced by another equally skilled strategist.
Don't worry too much because pretty much ALL of Goldman's stuff gievn away free to the Muppets can be traded against. The Squid simply does not work for free.
Goldman Sachs will have no further comment on his departure until after his suicide.
Wonder if he owns a nail gun.
The rats are leaving the ship, or leaving the planet. Take your pick.
Rumor has it he might have been seen purchasing one at a flea market.
It's all about getting a good compresser.
I don't think we'll being much from him. Like Geithner. Off into the setting sun.
Stolper being replaced by Blythe Masters?
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This could be the result:
http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101211175205/muppet/images/7/70/DieMuppetShow-EndCreditsTypo.jpg
It was a palm nailer ,with truss nails.
Poor fucker can't get anything right.
His new office headquarters will feature windows that can be closed by a person post exit and fall, but prior to landing. all the rich and powerful have them.
At least he was not suicided. But, maybe, I speak too soon.
Frankly I'd like to see a tree chipper in his future.
Suicide by tree chipper. I think that might be better than one of the Clinton's colleagues suicide by plate glass decapitation (just like in The Omen).
Stolper & Gartman
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thanks I was wondering where to get in touch with him. Need more FX trade reccomendations.
this is hilarious
"GOLDMAN'S THOMAS STOLPER SAYS HE'S SETTING UP OWN VENTURE"
Good! I was hoping we wouldn't have to retire "Kermit the Stolpered Frog".
<Plenty more miles left in those legs before they're made into soup.>
Yes, his own venture backed by plenty of Goldman 'thank you' money
GS loses a key asset today. i cant believe lloyd couldnt find a way to keep a guy that has to be the #1 muppet slayer at the firm....
He better stay away from fences and 40 slopes.
...and nailguns.
Love this site. Just love it.
So long Tommy Stops.
so long and thanks for all the fish
Funny, and there's a new Muppets movie coming out called, "Muppets Most Wanted"
Funny they start an investigation into FX manipulation and all the Chiefs retire..
if i was a suspicious son of a Bitch..... nah, can't be..
It seems that the cop off to the right has correctly concluded that there is suspicious activity in the line. Call the SWAT team stat.
<Overheard in the Lion's den. - "I wonder if Big Bird tastes as good as Giraffe?">
I for one welcome our new serial-junking overlords...
[All your down arrows are belong to us]
So, who is going to take his place? We all know that GS will continue the muppet stomp.
Thank you Tom Stolper!
You have given me the biggest belly laughs on Zero Hedge, the last few years...
Your trade recommendations have been a god send. If you go long, I go short. If you go short, I go long...
This place really won't be the same without you, and I will be much the poorer : (
Good luck and god bless you, you little tinker!
LOL
Don't forget that he has also helped many of his investors prove the old adage that the easiest way to accumulate a small fortune is to start with a larger one.
I doubt that Tom Stolper is actually a real person. Probably just a front for slaying muppets.
Seriously, CHIEF FX strategist?? No chance!
" GOLDMAN'S THOMAS STOLPER SAYS HE'S SETTING UP OWN VENTURE."
He's moving to Jersey and setting up an fortune telling shack on the boardwalk...
Significant PR liability.
Perhaps this comment (widely reported) was the final straw -
The slump has been “fun to watch,” Thomas Stolper, the chief currency strategist in London at Goldman Sachs Group Inc., said by phone Jan. 24. “
Stolper laughing as the poor got poorer .....
Is he setting up a new Sesame Street venture?
Yes, but you'll have to pay him first in order to know how to fade him.
He should have been promoted!!
A perfect reverse indicator is more valuable on Wall Street than someone who is correct 65% of the time.
Setting up his new venture? Someone take him to the side and have a word in his ear.
Stolper & Corzine or Corzine & Stolper?