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Man Breaks Into Police Station, Beats Up, Hospitalizes Cops

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It's not that the US has a scarcity of bizarre everyday stories - it does not. It is just that sometimes you encounter something so surreal, warped and ridiculous, that even the stock "market" makes sense by comparison. Such as this.

From WNEP of Scranton.

A man is locked up in Luzerne County after breaking into city hall in Pittston. Police said Max Deangelo of Blakeslee smashed one of the glass doors to get into city hall. The Pittston Police Department is also located in the building.

 

Deangelo is also accused of kicking officers in the chest and face as they tried to arrest him. Deangelo and an officer were taken to the hospital for treatment.

 

Investigators have not said why Deangelo broke into the building.

 

Police said he is charged with burglary, aggravated assault, and more charges.

 

And now, back to the regularly scheduled, televised recovery.

 

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Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:23 | 4440304 Turin Turambar
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Preemptive strike.  Hey, it worked for Bush.  :-O

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 19:29 | 4440632 NeoLuddite
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Guy likely read Sun Tzu's "Art of War"

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:28 | 4440317 tony wilson
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footage of the cop kickfest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRY9dAqDLOQ

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:29 | 4440323 yogibear
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Kind of like the Rambo movie. He was harassed until he snapped. Rambo destroyed the police station as well as the town.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:16 | 4440449 22winmag
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Police: Except for a few STEROID HEADS heading for early disability, they are mostly just donut eating fat-bodies just waiting to collect a pension. Amazingly, some people actually think these slobs could take on the American people in a general uprising or SHTF scenario. What a laugh that would be.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:24 | 4440452 hangemhigh77
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I'm going to find out who his lawyer is and send him $20!!  Anyone who beats up a cop is a friend of mine.  I guess yelling "stop resisting, stop resisting" didn't do shit this time.  Why not? Oh it wasn't some 80 pound girl, a kid, a grandmother, an 80 year old man, a guy in a wheelchair,  a woman with an infant, or a dog.  Ahahahahaha, I hope the cop croaks.  Figures when the cop has to man up he gets his ass kicked in.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:22 | 4440459 hangemhigh77
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But the cops are invincible.  Was this man a "terrorist"? We need to hire more cops to keep us "safe" from more "terrorists".  ENOUGH OF THIS COP BULLSHIT!!!!  GET RID OF THE COPS AND ARM THE PEOPLE. Maybe one way to get rid of them is to shut down all Dunkin Donuts.  There would be starving cops everywhere.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 18:34 | 4440477 enloe creek
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lets crowdfund the bail 

 

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 00:09 | 4440581 are we there yet
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Was he a Justin Beiber fan?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 19:30 | 4440636 Typing Typer
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I guess you really CAN fight city hall.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 19:32 | 4440645 I need Another Beer
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Wait till 30 million Deangelos go after all the brown people and all the blue bellies

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 21:04 | 4440855 ncdirtdigger
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Otis on roids.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:23 | 4441234 laomei
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god damned hero, that's what he is

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 01:01 | 4441407 Seize Mars
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Cops.

Heh.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:42 | 4441570 Village-idiot
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So, it's not all bad news today.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:55 | 4441581 StopIt.Now
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Since when is free speech a problem?  Liberals should 'speak out' for this man's 'right' to voice his concerns!

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 09:03 | 4441796 The Pop In
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Watch, the court will order this man to now work as a Pittston Police Officer.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 17:15 | 4442817 LetsGetPhysical
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If we could only get 10,000 more like this guy....

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 20:16 | 4443330 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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I suspect he was listening to NWA's "Fuck Tha Police" & became inspired.

Or, maybe he was watching the Jason Bourne series & forgot he wasn't Jason Bourne.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 20:35 | 4443385 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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He disarmed them by knocking on the door & saying, "Special delivery.  Dunkin' Donuts!"

Then, when they opened the door, he went all Bruce Lee & said, "Wakaa"!!!  Then fists & feet of fury were unleashed.

Mon, 02/17/2014 - 02:45 | 4444322 flyingcaveman
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Civilian Affairs Division has investigated this and found he adhered to departmental policy.

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