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Meanwhile In Hawaii... Your Taxpayer Dollars Hard At Work
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Those curious how the TSA "trains" are encouraged to read Politico's, "Dear America, I Saw You Naked - And yes, we were laughing. Confessions of an ex-TSA agent." It uncovers more or less everything.
And in case you thought it was Sundays... here is today's taxpayer dollars hard at work...
Because nothing says "efficiency" like this...
h/t @SwingTrader2012
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There are like 25 TSA agents at Kona-Kailua. The airport is tiny. I practically got strip searched there BEFORE they were doing the full pat downs. I was wearing a t-shirt, flip flops, and some REI shorts. There is no work on Kona, so people take what little work there is, quite seriously.
They are searching for the next Snowden.
Greater vigilance in Hawaii could have stopped this tragic breach of intelligence secrecy. /sarc
I've never been bothered at Kona.
So, my Kona coffee doesn't come from there? And the reason for now work is...minimum wage laws?
Errrrahhh---- it's called advanced welfare.
"So how many of them were fingerbanged getting there?
Wonder how many they took? Wonder if they took Bullroarer Took, or Bungo Baggins, Anyway since I can't actually take this seriously this morning and TSA is in Hawaii. I will find something else too doo.
Morning folks have a good day.
I have a mental image of a bunch of lumpy overweight fatasses eating bagels slathered with gobs of cream cheese and starring around awkwardly.
I thought that was Obie's Cabinet meetings?
they're nervous because from 1-4 pm they practice groping on each other
actually they're getting a little excited
Shame on ZH; you forgot to post the agenda of the meeting:
1. How to recognize kiddie porn; 3 hour video presentation.
2. When a sticky finger can lead to personal fullfillment.
3. How to get a phoney ID
4. Items that can be easily pawned with your fake ID
5. The "new" Constitution and how it affects you.
Location, location, location:
http://www.hiltonhawaiianvillage.com/
11-hour ass rape for the rookies
Slightly 'off-topic'?
Yes, very, and it was NOT a "nuclear type explosion." The incident was horrific in many ways, but if you want to maintain credibility, you must be credible.
Its called a moderated prompt criticality, and if you look at the data, there can be no other conclusion.
You been lied to for decades, yes civilian reactors can blow up in a nuclear chain reaction
That's the truly scary part of 'societal melt-down'.
Who's going to stop the more than 400 nuke plants melting down when TSHTF?
Nuclear power = end of (many) species event.
Maybe that's why we haven't seen (credibly) visitors - they all invented nukes and offed 'emselves before they could go anywhere else.
I doubt humans will break the mold.
Uh, Hawaii gets raped b TSA, Hawaii get raped by strontium lying DOH officials, now Hawaii gets raped by cesium waters flowing in, and finally the taypayers get insult added to injury by paying these poorly qualified gestapo wannabe time and half for Sunday training at the highest priced venue in the Islands.
There, fixed ya
All in all a good place for a TSA conference and well worth the taxpayers' money.
Pat me down bull dyke
or vice versa!
They misspelled TSSA! Just part of the DHSS and NSSA police apparatchik.
(i woke up a few years ago thanks to the internet financial blogs, especially the much-loved ZEROHEDGE website) ....CRIMINAL GANG of WEALTH-TRANSFERING GOV'T PARASITES.
for those who might have missed the movie, LEGEND of the FALLS, go watch it again. Pay particular attention to Col. Ludlow & his absolute hatred for "the gov't."
as a kid i used to carry silver coins in my pocket, some from the 1880's; even i got scammed by the gov't's fiat paper money! i know this much, i'd sure rather have a piece of silver bullion in my hands than a piece of paper with the number 20 written on it.
we're going into a nightmare, a horror show, as America wakes up to the truth. STOCK & STACK CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE CALLED UPON TO HELP OTHERS UNDERSTAND.
agree with you on the value of the bill. but that face sure is perrty...
UN report for NK out now. Time to polish some guns.
I counted 28 TSA agents at the single security checkpoint at the Akron/Canton airport in OH with about 20 travelers in line. Chances of an extended groping session 100%.
Just like highway construction work, one guy is standing holding a sign, six guys are drinking coffee behind him, two other guys sitting down are asleep, two guys are actually working doing the minimum they need to get paid, the others are wandering around aimlessly but it looks like they are doing something, and the boss is talking on his cell phone.
There are certainly a few in that gang that are rifling through bags for loot while the travelers are distracted by the rest.
The put-down of highway construction workers is undeserved for the most part.
They actually do real work, and do build/repair real stuff.
True, but at about 1/5th the pace any reasonable truly private company could do it and for 5x the cost. Of course even when the contracts are dolled out there is no oversight, so it's effectively the same as paying dot.gov employees anyway (and often costlier).
When its 'not your money'....people don't really care how it is spent. Ergo the reason for private business to push up efficiencies and productivity.
I'm surprised they haven't made it an 'offence' to count TSA agents 'on duty'.
Not even a smidgeon of corruption
Can't help but hear Journey's Lovin, Touchin, Feelin.
Since its' on a Sunday, they get time & a half.
Sweet gig.
OK, now, lets break up into groups, and remember to be attentive and thorough.
Don't forget to speak to your subject in a calming tone.
Hilton Hawaiian Village bailout..
It must be what it is.
That's a helluva expensive venue. Why didn't they use the friggin doubletree a block down the street? It's about half the price..
And Today's Meeting:
How to jerk off while taking naked pictures of innocent people just trying to get from point A to point B.
I will continue to boycott all air travel until the TSA gets sucked back into the black hole it sprang from.
if you sacrifice your liberty for security you will get neither.
The anal probing workshop is after lunch. Million Dollar Bonus is donating his asshole for the "hands on" training. Thank you MDB for doing what it takes to make us feel safe.
Sunday TSA training in Hawaii on Valentine's weekend.
Yeah ... no ripping off the people there. Assholes.
Let's not think how much the muffins will cost in Hawaii.
There has been more black people visiting Hawaii the last 6 years than all the years since Hawaii was a State, combined.
The same with Martha'a Vineyard, since it became an island.
Why is that?
Do they play golf as well?
What do these agents do that needs 11 hours of training? We know by the stature of our average agent that there are no physical requirements to work at the TSA. How F'ing hard is to look at a 95 year old woman and decide that she needs a strip search while letting OBL walk right through the screener on what ever selected day the TPTB needs a distraction?
Remember, when you get groped and molested by TSA agents, it is actually Barack Obama, Janet Napolitano, Diane Feinstein, Hillary Clinton, Peter King, Dick Cheney, Lindsey Graham and Nancy Pelosi who are grabbing your nuts, feeling up your ten-year-old kid, or shoving a filthy blue-nitrile gloved finger into your asshole. "NEXT!"
Sitting on the Tarmac waiting to fly to the ATL. Didn't check by backpack from my recent business trip in which I drove and somehow a round popped out of the spare mag I was carrying. Needless to say the TSA took the round and filled out a form with my vital info. I am so looking forward to the strip searches every time I fly from his day forward. Sarc
The first breakout session waas titled "Sniffing your finger after the search....rude or just good fun?"
Next time I fly, think I will wear this bear trap style chastity belt.
http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Chastity%20Belt
Grope away bitchez!
They ran out of Slim Jims and Pickled Eggs at the bar.
What percentage of attendees were customer facing airport workers?
What percentage of attendees were administrators, staff, and private contractors?
I did not see anybody jack off in the onion dip.
Going thru customs last summer, some Affrimative Action employees of the TSA stole 2 ounces of gold from me. Then they told me to prove it when I checked my luggage later. I'd love to put a bullet in the bastards that did it. Fuck the TSA!
But tell me one agency in government that isn't full of wothless Affirmative Action employees that isn't completely fucked up. The TSA, VA, Post Office, etc... All Affirmative Action is is a government program that gives welfare jobs to worthless minorities that couldn't get a job any other way!
Hey! my company has one black employee and he listens to country music. Totally worth his salt. Basically a smart, hard-working could-be-a-white-dude who's genes happen to code for a bit more melanin (a lot, apparently). But he truly is that one out of a thousand.
I've worked plenty of jobs mostly private and one public sector where there were huge numbers of worthless Affirmative Action slugs, loud, obnoxious and un-firable. And yes, I still support sterilization as well as "back-to-Liberia" programs for the vast majority of Affirmative Action cretins. The one out of a thousand gems can stay, but who gets to vouch for who?
GSA, TSA,....xxA.
ZH must be run by government employees ... not a lot of posts today and none that are timely. The rest of the world is working.
why not use some of the VACANT government buildings.... like the ones that Fienstein's husband is going to make a billion in brokerage selling with his EXCLUSIVE NO BID brokerage contract... the government budget and actual expenditures could be cut by 60% without hitting anything required by the CONSTITUTION....
Remember this while you are working on filing your taxes.
Notice, they get 3 hours of overtime on that too...
Here is a video of the meeting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsg0EvZozI
I decided to never go through the humiliation of travel by air.
to be fair, out of all the tsa gropings i have endured over the years(i opt out of the radiation/microwave dousing every time) honolulu, hilo and kona are the most lax. it could be because i am local and the agents are local, the kamaiana discount. the mainland is another matter. there are way too many assholes who take their uselessness seriously.
"uselessness seriously" You nailed it.
And who do you think is paying for the $25 a day waikiki parking on top of it all.
There used to be something called the GSA schedule that dictated the allowable costs for hotels, per diems, etc. for federal employees. For the rank and file it wasn't exactly generous. Certainly not a joint like this, even if these mutts are local.
They're not even trying to hide their malfeasance any more.
Don Ho is providing the entertainment.
The wildlife seems to be entertaining. I want to go!
http://youtu.be/6HA4RpPFOHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t65_QaO0CGo
he will be singing "Real Estate Bubbles....collapsing in a line"
Shit-eating government.
These days, and for some time, anyone that tells me they work for the government gets the INSTANT cold shoulder from me. Fuck off...douche.
Cunts.
My neighbors work for the gov't, get time off for holldays I don't even know wtf they are, take sick days to run a business,get paid out the ass and literally send me about 20 joke emails per day. And they cry about welfare lmao and how romney should've got elected to put an end to all the handouts. Wow.
I hated to fly b4 the Totalitarian Suck Asses(TSA) took over.
I made a patriotic meal today consisting of red/white lasagna and blueberry cheesecake. This will be the only thing good about President's day! Have you ever taken a good hard look at Obama? Does that motherfucker really look like a president??? It's almost as painful as looking at Bush. Just think what Hillary is going to look like in a few years praise god for botox.
"Just think what Hillary is going to look like in a few years"
Just for reference (2014):
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/slideshow/ALeqM5iGw6LvUW6uY1lmmYlXX...
Throw money at law enforcement without question. Otherwise you're soft on crime. That is political reality today.
Its all overtime too
See now the DHS issuing threats about toothpaste bombs on planes,i like Gerald Celentes take on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Lfvhn261U
Why is TSA necessary? It provides another layer of encroachment into our freedom by indoctrinating tens of thousands of citizens to become "camp guards", callable at will to help quell future disturbances. It all about securing the homeland from ourselves. By continuing to stir up hate and unrest around the world, there will be a never-ending supply of "terrorists" to protect us from.
They should be careful, pretty soon NOBODY will believe "they hate us for our freedom".
Won't be long now. I hate blue bellies
As I was updating my list of "pro nuker lies", I ran across an article about a so called nuclear renassaince. What a joke.
The author stated in Feb of 2014 that NO US nuclear plants have been shut down.
They included their email is their article, to which I promptly sent them this stinky email. Their email is
earthtalk@emagazine.com
And I suggest you send them some fresh information.
http://beforeitsnews.com/environment/2014/02/earthtalk-a-nuclear-power-renaissance-2493222.html
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You state no US plants have been shut down?
What a bald faced lie. All in the last 12 months!
Kewaunee is Down
Crystal River is Down
San Onofre is Down
Vermont Yankee is Down
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Just this week Excelon announced plans to shut down 10 US plants, unless economics changed dramatically.
I am emailed this to the author in hopes he will retract this part of the article
Permanent link to this info at the Nuke Pro
http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2014/02/victory-list-kill-list-sanity-is.html
As long as we are having fun, I searched on my companies federal, state and local procurement archive database for the nation service that my company pays for yearly to search for contracts. Here is what I found for some random humorous governemntal purchases. Over the last 6 years the US federal, state and local combined contracts for 'lipstick' was 1.2 million dollars, cookies was 493 million dollars (yes correct), 419 million for flowers (stranely New York was highest, 7.5 million for pantyhose, 206 million for socks (for feet), and my favorite was 3.5 million dollars for dental floss. THis database is more complete than the standard free to play with federal site www.fedbizops.com . Still the scope of money spent is unimaginable. Oh, I forgot 85 million dollars for chocolate contracts.
In 2002 while returning with rifles from a South Africa hunting trip at the Atlanta airport I comitted a faux pas. While waiting in customs to have my weapons inspected i remembered I forgot to remove a bolt from one of my rifles. I was next in line and the case was on a counter in front of me and I had unlocked it with the lid unlocked but not lifted per directions. I reached in under the lid to pull the trigger and discreetly remove the bolt. My God, the agent saw me and I thought SWAT team hell was going to be unleashed. I apologized profusely as I told him what I was doing. He yelled for me to remove my hand from the guncase and I did so. He mellowed out pretty quickly after that but I had dozens of eyes on me for sure. I will only travel by air is someday I do my cape buffalo hunt for without dreams we die. Other than that I drive any more. Flying isn't worth the hassles. I just recently drove Chicago DC area and back for Thanksgiving. Nice drive. No weather problems. Tolls a bit pricey but well kept highways. Don't get me going on tolls as I thought we paid 43 cents a gallon on gasoline to the Feds for our highways but I digress,,,,, good night to all.
In 2002 while returning with rifles from a South Africa hunting trip at the Atlanta airport I comitted a faux pas. While waiting in customs to have my weapons inspected i remembered I forgot to remove a bolt from one of my rifles. I was next in line and the case was on a counter in front of me and I had unlocked it with the lid unlocked but not lifted per directions. I reached in under the lid to pull the trigger and discreetly remove the bolt. My God, the agent saw me and I thought SWAT team hell was going to be unleashed. I apologized profusely as I told him what I was doing. He yelled for me to remove my hand from the guncase and I did so. He mellowed out pretty quickly after that but I had dozens of eyes on me for sure. I will only travel by air is someday I do my cape buffalo hunt for without dreams we die. Other than that I drive any more. Flying isn't worth the hassles. I just recently drove Chicago DC area and back for Thanksgiving. Nice drive. No weather problems. Tolls a bit pricey but well kept highways. Don't get me going on tolls as I thought we paid 43 cents a gallon on gasoline to the Feds for our highways but I digress,,,,, good night to all.
Let's see, we have 17 trillion in debt, and 100 plus trillion in unfunded liabilities yet the GED grads at the TSA get a tax payer funded bs training trip to paradise. Corruption stories like this are truly sickening.
It's unlikely that the agents you see at the airport are living it up in Hawaii. Those kinds of trips are reserved for the big shots, not the great unwashed.
Just like Obama played three rounds of golf in the CA desert right after speaking to the folks in Frensno where a huge portion of our fruits and veggies used to be grown, but now the government has cut off most of their water.
The golf courses use 4 times as much water as a normal golf course.
MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT!! TYRANNY!!!!!
lol
The politicians have no money to provide for the unemployed but have unlimited taxpayers money to splurge in Hawaii. They also have billions of dollars, 65 to be precise, every month to hand over to their buddy bankers to speculate in and manipulate all the electronic exchanges and use that money to pay huge bonus to James Dimon.
It is not in the interest of any elected politician to work for the benefit of the majority of the population. The bottom 98% of the population do not fund the election campaigns of the candidates nor do they provide them jobs with obscene salaries once they leave the positions of power like Timmy boy. So why would the politicians waste their time working for the middle class and the poor from whom they do not derive any personal benefit? The only activity they do is pacify the majority of the population using false statistics and promises of a better future so that they do not lynch them and their sponsors while they are robbing the taxpayers.
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