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Could be Jordanistanian.
Jackie Chan?
Name one that can drive
had to look twice at that one
funny stuff
Tosh, your thoughts?
Its only racist if the politically correct crowd says it is
That is most lacist
I get it...the little oval on the first box is the only one that is the color of watermelon!
What's even funnier is that only the Orientals are actually do math. The 2 white kids are looking at porn and those 2 under the watermellon are looking at the latest Nike sneaker limited edition release.
The title and picture on the essential box is incorrect, anyway. I believe it should be the "Givs me dat!" version with a picture of the scamps, box in hand, exiting the store without paying.
How about this - you'd have to be dumb as shit to steal the essential version and risk jail for personal use, or pay a single dime to use the advanced version REGARDLESS OF RACE, when there are better programs available FOR FREE... (and at least one of the free providers isn't an active NSA collaborator like MicroShitty)
http://www.libreoffice.org/
http://www.openoffice.org/
Tyler, don't forget to add this one aalllll the way at the beginning: Discovering Computer and MS Office 2013:
http://images.cengagebrain.com/images/3037397999368873498353954764023998...
Wait 10 minutes for someone to be offended and then it will be racist.
Nobody gives a FF anymore if itz 'RAYCISS'... [but there are 24/7 popes around to tell u itz 'antisemantic']
kosher pope retired "...with a $1.5 million retirement compensation package, above and beyond his salary"
http://forward.com/articles/192722/abe-foxman-jewish-pope-retires-from-a...
I don't know if the pic up top is "racist" but I'm pretty sure Abe Foxman is. But if you're going to be racist, you really want to be a minority, since some Ivy League sociologist will explain to a jury that you "can't be racist" even if you're only sucker punching white people, or only charging non-Jews more for the same product or service.
Why, I've seen photos of a Jewish feller in Brooklyn what took a naked baby - a baby mind you, and cut off absolutely healthy, sensate tissue on the little guy's phallus without even asking his permission. Then, he put his mouth on the little guy's bleeding penis and sucked the blood.
Yet when I do it, it's a fuckin' 5-9 year hitch. How the fuck is that equal justice?
I REPRESENT GOD, YOU FUCKS!
But I'll defer to the dude with the 'KID~N~Play' hairdo... [hairdo's, after all, ARE important]...
Did you do the choreography on this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1l5PFs2eTc
Bitch! ~ Dis ain't AEROBICS CLASS!
+1. Thinking about changing our name here to Kid N Playa. That 'do has always made us laugh out loud.
Not unless you can do the FUNKY CHARLESTON...
RACIST is a term coined by Leon Trotsky. It was designed to place individuals in a defensive posture, stifle debate and obscure truth. I'm innured to the description and the children who wield it. Feel free to call me anything you like... other than SHEEPLE.
sheeple!!! :)
Well, it's sheeple like you ... ;-)
Asians love their microsoft!
Nope not racist at all.....Gooks are smart.
Asians 101 with a math bias, Caucasian 100 even spread.
101, 100, 90, 80 = average IQ of the races in the USA
I leave to discern which is which.
And spooks are not.
coming soon: race based compatibility for microsoft products
Windows 8 - Black edition
Windows 8 - Yellow Mellow
Windows 8 - White Knight
Black edition obviously best
Racist! Sexist!
What about a gay edition, transgendered edition, Native American edition, Latino edition, female edition (less macros), an edition for people with credit scores below 500?
liberal edition w/o spellcheck
Not really Microsoft - looks like a third party training software -- and hey -- where are the Hispanics?
Press 2.
Upvotes. Have them all mah man.
That's fucking hilarious!
cutting the grass.
Got me laughing my ass off here!
pods
Easy tiger; the guy in the middle with the girl looks Guatemalan, and he's probably banging her.
Conspicuous lack of White Males; but it's discrimination to address the injustice of discrimination.
"Conspicuous lack of White Males; but it's discrimination to address the injustice of discrimination."
They're the poor sales donkeys who actually use the product and pay for it. This is about expanding market presence, or at least legal sales. There may even be a corporate citizen award in this from the NAACP or Chinese communist party. Win-win.
Everyone included except white males. Nope, not racist at all.
And the ones on the left are saying "Fuck, bro, look what I just jacked from some po' cracker at the mall!"
While the ones on the right are saying "Calculations clearly show that the rooftop security fences must be at least 2.7 meters high to minimize employee suicides while simulateously minimizing costs. And hey, by the way, did you try those Kitten McNuggets in the cafeteria today?"
(I'm not sure what the ones in the middle are saying, but I doubt that any of their parents would approve of it.)
the white guy is drunk on the couch. he just got week jumber 187 of unemployment and now disability.
Isn't the guy in pic #2 white? The one with the smiling white girl?
To our eyes, he represents the "other" category. What, you can't say "other"? What about "eskimo"?
He looks like a stoned eastern european to me.
He plays the 'whatever you need him to be' part. Saudi, Argentine, Moroccan, Greenland... remember, he's in the ad to represent YOU!
Perhaps he represents the First Na... ooer, a native? You know, like a plant or a rock, or some sort of animal whelp you are entitled to flush out of their dens?
North American Natives are kind of like second-hand Orientals without the math skills or the ability to deal with alcohol.
They do manage to squeeze a mean penny from our federal governments, though.
Hey, I've an idea!
A Modest 'Kak Proposal:
Maybe you can revive your 'utopia' by reneging on any treaties yet standing (just like the good ol days), stealing whatever scraps of wealth they might have left, and harvesting any survivors as material for a 'whelp hide' factory a la Ol' Sharp Knife! Of course I know you don't actually require any resources for such an endeavour, because you have the alchemic wonder of neoliberalism on you side, but it might help to cover that plugged nickel you feel you've lost out on. Not to mention the tears of self satisfied joy you could bawl over doing your part to bring manufacturing back to the US!
(Norway?)
NORWAY!!!
When you recall those halcyon days of your great utopia, does reminiscing about the trail of tears still bring a wistful tear of joy to your eye?
Why you delicate flower, you.
N O R W A Y
Is the only way!
Yeah they (Cherokee) were known as one of the 5 good little bitches tribes for their assimilation into becoming just that. Luckily too, for their own lineage and our own nostalgia.
Hopefully most white males are smart enough to avoid using MicroShaft's bloatware spyshit. Not that Google's office spy shit is any better.
And the old white geezers bark " what the fuck is an Office 2013 " ?
What is Microsoft? My wife used to called me that before whoopie
Yes, but's that's because many of us started using computers in a UNIX terminal window and actually know how to write fucking code, and speak many (sometimes forgotten) languages.
Anyone remember Fortran?
" Machine does not know . You must instruct it what to do with these cards " ...Fortran class 1972
or assembler?
did i just date myself? naah.
count zero
TRAP32
No 'foreign devils' use Microsoft?
As a rule, you need to have a job to have any use for their products.
So ... no.
If you put the black guys on the box that says "introductory" then it would be racist or whatever. Who cares about what some low life piece of shit liberal wants to complain about today anyway?
LOL almost as good as the DAL safety video regarding the exit row. Fuck anyone who can't take a joke intentional or not.
Not racist. But stuningly accurate.
Oh accurate indeed. But dats rayciss too. Here's why...
First pic shows LEARN: two people with base IQ below the commoner. The all identifier. The I can beat him. In study to be a future scientist or technician.
Second is TRANSFORM: two people, one is the commoner, the browning, the diversity. He is new, and he just landed his first job as a scientist or technician. The other an ugly white chick, cuz that's the best they're gonna do, she is he pre-transformation.
Third pic is SUCCEED: two people, both brown, diversity becomes one, he a scientist she a technician, you aren't as smart as they are, you only yearn... both commanding machines that make plastic bottles sent out like time capsules to shorelines.
So the advanced is for Asians only? Makes sense.
Not rascist..the avr caucasian cant afford it and even if they could they chose Mac
That is quite funny.
You'd have to track the sales of each edition to know if it is racist or factual.
I'm sure Eric "Action Jackson" Holder uses the advanced Excel features for calculating how much to fine the banks without getting in trouble.
I'm sure the Chinese don't use Word or spell check to write User Manual's for their products.
Notice there isn't a White guy anywhere to be seen.
That's racist.
white girl getting tutored from asian dude
happens all the time
It’s age discrimination too. They’re all under age 25, and probably checking out Kimyae’s or Taylor Swift's latest post on Facebook while pretending to be working on an Excel spreadsheet.
Microsoft.... Lol People still use that crap?
I have a great new laptop that came with Win 8.1 Pro on it...can't stand it. I'm currently "test driving" Linux Mint 16 on it from a USB stick to see if I like it or not. So far I do like the Linux Mint o/s. Ubuntu really sucked bad.
Once I get comfortable with the Linux o/s I'll most likely scrap the Win 8.1, wipe the hard drive and load Linux onto it full time. Taking it slow though so I don't hose anything up! lol
Windows 8 evaluation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTYet-qf1jo
Windows 8 is one of the worst piece of shit operating systems I've ever seen. It doesn't matter if it's on a laptop, desktop, or tablet, it's absolute garbage.
Windows 8 is shit. So is everything Microsoft has peddled for at least a decade. That said, I spent 2 years looking at Windows 8. It does meet it purposes. These are:
1. It gets Microsoft Windows programs on mobile devices, a market MS has missed to date.
2. It can be programmed by any dummy who can use a spreadsheet. Balmer's stated goal since 2003 is to eliminate 3rd party developers. The next release will complete this.
3. It spies on users. This is a desirable feature in the emerging markets on which Sauron has his eye, where the State will be purchasing all the software for their poor socialist serfs. It is a must have features for in-name-only-"school" brainwashing of children, everywhere. So the socialist overlords of the West will be buying this as well and demanding these features like their openly despotic counterparts. If the serfs whine enough they can back off and slip it in later.
As demonstrated by every single MS OS release being busted since DOS, MS couldn't give a rats ass if its junk. All this technology isn't for you, they just rally your money to fund the end game. The NWO depends on it.
And it must be a special kind of stupid ass that that decided to put a tablet compatible interface on Server 2012.....
Had to check that you are not joking...
Mint is fine, stick to it. But you should know that it's just hardened Ubuntu, open a terminal and run `cat /etc/os-release`
My mom, my sisters, and the rest of family have been using it on their laptops for several years and I haven't heard any complaints. Honestly, I got a new laptop recently with pre-installed Win8 for initial setup and I was astonished how stupid and fucked up the user experience and configuration is.
Just an advice: keep a partition with plain windows xp or 7 installed on a separate partition, you never know when you will need it, mostly due to missing linux drivers for some devices.
This has been going on for years now in all forms of advertising. It's always bothered me. You'll see this in magazine ads, for example. They have to get one from each race into the photo, all crowded around a terminal, or some black gal standing over a white guy at a terminal. Maybe even a white guy as long as there is one from every other race. But mostly the white guy is the most hated person on the planet, cause he's seen as a rich massa (master). Or else the white middle-aged guy is portrayed as the stupid loser in car commercials or other TV ads. The black guy is always "cool."
Oh yeah, and all the TV police sargeants/person-in-charge are now black. Is that true in reality as well?
All it means is that whites are typically blind to these issues, but minority groups remain vaguely sensitive to them. So you can leave white people complete out of the picture, they won't notice, while including minorities in significant roles is net-net a winner.
It works because it does. No blood, no foul.
We can be sensitized and desensitized to these kind of things. We are manipulatable and have been. We are told it is for the "betterment" of society, but I would ask, better for whom?
Federal "employers" (oxymoron) are not color blind. Affirmative Action is in full swing.
Another reason whit I stopped watching shit TV years ago. The commercials all have dumb white guys. Especially during ball gams. F TV and Hollywood.
Married to a white women, she informs me that the "dumb white guy" is entirely accurate. She, being a blond should have no ground to stand on, but winning these arguments comes at too high a cost and may well reinforce her opinions.
"It's Jake from State Farm.". Now there's a sorry and tired motherfucker....
Racist? Depends if the laptop in the first image is stolen.
The "essential" edition must be programmed in "ebonics" and probabaly runs about as well as Healthcare.gov
They'll never know the difference...
You have to buy it to see whats in it.
"ESSENTIAL" is having 1-800-FUCK-YO on speed dial and knowing when EBT has been reloaded
LOL...Microsoft EBT Edition...that would be classic!
Only if it's Obamaphone compatible
It's not racist, but it is another "R" word...reality.
This is the kind of poop that liberals worry about while our financial house of cards is about to collapse?!
Exceptional country for exceptionally stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
They are all surfing porn. You can tell because they're all looking at a Microsoft product and grinning like fools... you know they must be looking at some pretty disgusting shit. Thats not rayciss, thats antisemitic.
This is market tested with focus groups, right? So this is the organic outcome. No one resorted to stereotypes when they rank ordered what pictures would appear on what box. It just worked out this way. Each is just selling to their real audience. NO racism at all. YOU are the racist for thinking there is racism.
[Now, am I sarcastic, or not?]
You are simply demonstrating the results of the continual mental torment we have all been going through for many years now. Now, if I could just figure out whether eggs were good for me or not? Terminally confused.
If they had changed the order it would have been a parody...
So per Microsoft, black guys are gay, white people are hetero, and asian chicks are lezbos.
Now I know why I love asian chicks so much.
Hmmm, let's see ... no straight white men, so it's fine. The guy in the center is a Pan-American Everyman, just enough color and squintiness and nose shape to fall subconsciously into East Asian, Semitic or even Hispanic lineage. But he's not 'meant' to be white.
You want find out about racism, visit SE Asia or East Asia.
Hongcha, well-groomed and dressed right and with a handful of the local currency, can stride into any ***** establishment or gathering whatsoever in say Bangkok or Beijing with head held high and be welcomed with open arms.
Ask a Chinese or Indian if they get the same treatment in their own country; they will tell you fuck no in no uncertain terms. The asian brand of racism runs deep.
White men in white shirts still run the show where it matters, gentlemen.
>>White men in white shirts still run the show where it matters, gentlemen.
And that's how it's supposed to be, fool. Unless some fascist 'government' is meddling
Then America obviously doesn't matter.
I wonder if models write things like that on their bios?
Yes, yes, we all know that only the Chinese would be able to grasp the Advanced version.
I want to see a flaming LGBT eskimo in a wheel chair Next to a smiling elderly Midget looking at the new Windows 8. That would get my advertising attention.
Y-chromosome Eskimo, for sure.
Thats chromosome discrimination,
Who the fuck uses Microsoft products anyway? Raciest/sexist.. Sure, because in my opinion, the add is trying to say the only people stupid enough to still use Microsoft products are "minorities". The rest of us have moved on to better operating systems/software.
No, it's pretty accurate. The white trash aren't in college.
Another idiot who professes only those who attend college are educated.
HA! Thanks for the points.
In Bizarro World you are #winning.
Totally.
crack me up
OH SIT! Dat cole yo!
this is not racist at all.
it's marketing relying on psychoanalysis.
It is not "racist" to sense/perceive racial differences, because it's just REALITY.
It may be considered racist to exclude a person on purely racial attributes, if they meet other attributes.
Having said that, I will call out anyone who is either stupid or hypocritical enough to apply the term "racist" to only the dominant race, when 'racism' is practiced with impunity by other races.
E.g., to demonstrate how phony and over-sensitized our culture has become, according to the MSM and Academia, it is "bad" to wave a "Straight white male Christian pride" banner, but it is totally acceptable and even fashionable to wave a "Gay female black Jewish pride" banner. You might say "Dean Martin and his jokes are out, Whoopie Goldberg and her wisdom are in". If we truly seek to be a "tolerant" society, then ALL groups and sub-groups should be treated equitably (fairly), rather than replacing one kind of intolerance with another.
Dont be mad because you're not part of one of the chosen races. Some day people will understand why we Mexicans refer to ourselves as La Raza. Don't be fooled by the imposters currently living in Zion who call themselves Jews and are not.
that may be but when the season ends where do you all go?
I use notepad for all my office needs.
"Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon." babe
Didn't see any diaperheads. Has Microsoft abandoned that market?
Crappy technology built by white guys for everyone else. (We're keeping the good stuff to ourselves!)
How Ironic.
If they did different Auto Licence levels, the ones on the right would be on the left, Right behind an indian couple.
/sarc
I get it !!
Ok, where did dem niga's steal the Laptop from ?
Maybe it will be on the next up and coming COPS show, no wha' I'm sayin'
Fucking genius
The brother is Googling "cure for acute cylindrical hair syndrome."
Oooh Kid and Play! Weren't they just in the Radio Shack Super Bowl commercial?
What's wrong with it? It's in good taste:
It represents the 4 basic racial groups: Black, White, Asian, Brown.
It represents gays. It represents bi-racial couples: White woman/Brown man
Maybe someone should have been in a wheel chair.
Cute how they put the advanced with the Asians, introductory for the White/Brown couple, and "Essential" for the gay guys.
Yeah nice, but where's the salt 'n peppah team? Everyone else has been shoving it down our throats lately, get with the program MS.
Different people have different thresholds for calling something "racist" - I'll allow that mine is pretty high. I love comedy, I love guys like Bill Burr and Anthony Jeselnik [and Patrice O'Neal when he was around] and Louis CK and Nick DiPaolo who are delicate geniuses with regard to the art of the ostensibly racist/offensive rant. Jeselnik is in his own league of course.
Here's one comedian's response to a righteous heckler...
Doug Stanhope's "fuck the Jews" bit.
Bill Burr on white guilt... {"it's all the way down to swimmin'!"} and his bit on an "oddly racist comment" about Chinese people in a restaurant.
So what's the definition of "racist"?
Is there a distinction between being just prejudiced and racist?
I guess we've come a long way if instead of worrying about lynchings and separate water fountains, we're worried about the color of people on different versions of a software suite.
But I think a lot of the time, crying racism is disingenuous - and used as a red herring. Certainly there's quite a problem with double standards now, the "knock out game" coverage in the media and hate crime {non} prosecution being a glaring example, at least the way I look at it.
Black with black, white with white, oriental with oriental....racist? Maybe not. But sure as hell not able to think outside the box. Someone tell them it is 2014.
I didn't even notice the different levels on the boxes until I started reading the comments. What I noticed is no picture of a white man. This is happening all over media now. White men have become invisible, unless, of course they are obviously fem. Then they are put front and center.
What I pick up from it is that: Blacks are basic, Whites are average and Asians are advanced.
Let me tell you something from my experience of teaching in Asia. Students are beaten by their parents if they don't get good test results, teachers are sacked if the students get low marks so it's in everyones interest to cheat. This is how they get the amazing results, beatings, sackings and a very high student suicide rate.
it's a symbiotic 'educational' system. I know I've worked in places where it happens, in places where the Head Teachers demand teachers do the students coursework, where teachers tell the students the questions before the tests. So if we want to improve standards in the West we just copy the Asian model and all our students will get A's and the politicians can claim the credit.
True, the Asian kids work harder, it is installed in them from an early age and it is that what probably makes the difference when they come to study in the West. Having said that, they tend to remember answers not understand how you get to solutions, so basically they are playing the system.
I think the truth is there are intelligent people and stupid people in every race, in every educational system and in every family.
> there are intelligent people and stupid people in every race
That's not questioned.
The questions are:
The above questions should not imply that anyone try to answer them in this [censored] forum.
http://www.zerohedge.com/help/notice-racism
So why would I care about Shelly & Cashman when I am interested in buying Microsoft Office? It is the product, not their ego that is important to me.
Oh, and I do not think it is racist. I think Microsoft believes that they can get more money out of Asians, whose insecrity will force them to buy the most expensive version, when all three are essentially the same product.
Not putting two hot chicks with big tits showing cleavage and in the process of kissing is racist.
Wake the fuck up MS and put some hot sluts on your product packaging.
From left to right:
- Nice shot of Reggie & Michelle (just goes to show: we can all just get along!).
- Sorry to break the news - but the spic only married you for the Green Card honeybunch...
- Why arrlway showing chink whirring grasses? (And what's with all the books/reading material lying around? If they have to get thru all that sh!t, it's no wonder they can't see straight.)
"Hello... DHS? Yes - in the spirit of "If You See Something, Say Something" - I'd like to report 3 incidents of raciss - not to mention 'hetero-centric' - tendencies by one of NSA's most trusted suppliers, no less. Ahemmm..... is there a reward?"
So what's the definition of "racist"?
… anyone who says Barry is incompetent…
anyone who does not put ISRAEL'S interest above everything
Racist: Someone who either refuses to obey, or obeys without the requisite religious ferver.
I'm glad you asked, and so is Bob. Let's see how Bob figured out what is racist (click here)
We'll know if its racist when the president comes out and says.. "If I had a son he would use MS Advanced"
They should have a 'Pajama Boy' non gender specific edition to be really PC.