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Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?
That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."
So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:
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Tangled Up in Red (ink)
Mein Kampf
Why moar? My woar.
crime and no punishment
Anyone see the Zen and The Art of Helicopter Maintenance?
LOL
"It's Tradition"
"How to 'screw' the populace as long as the gov't (of the people) will let me".
"It's Not a Lie if You Repeat it Often Enough"
The Brighter Side of Zimbabwe
Is it going to be a paper back book
Shouldn't that be paper backed?
FED
Fuck
Everyone
Daily
Big Printin'
Money for Nothing, Shit for Free
And I'll stay on this post all day if I have to.
64 and counting let's make it 50 pages by the end of this evening.
You made my day!
"The Bernanke" ...and those animated animals can narrate the audio book.
Printer in the rye
"It was Greenspan's fault!"
From Here to Infinity
To Infinty and Beyond
BenD Over
Bearded Clam
POMOeo and Juliet!
Hahahahahaha!
Arsonists have uncertainty on the fire will unfold, but there is no uncertainty that there will be a fire. Yet, we don't hire arsonists to eradicate the fire. Why do we absolve Bernanke from lighting the fire, permit him to steal OPM to fight his recklessness and then purchase his "absolution"? Is the moral failure our own?
Jews Rule..how to be passive aggressive in forced debt creation...
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
The Hunt for Every Red Cent
"Who's Got The Money?"
Bernanke's True Legacy "Helicopter Ben" - Elaine Diane Taylor
Brilliant video and song - share it with your friends. You can guess: "Who's Got The Money".http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/whos-got-money-bernankes-true-legacy...
Why i started WWIII
please god
let it snow let it snow let it snow
so i can blame it on the weather.
How to Make Money in Stocks and How to Sell Vix Calls, US Bond Calls, WTI Calls, Gold Calls, Eurodollar Puts, Lumber Puts, and Copper Puts for Monthly Income and Economic Perception Manipulation
He should write a sequel to this excellent book:
Greenspan's Bubbles: The Age of Ignorance at the Federal Reserve
http://www.amazon.com/Greenspans-Bubbles-Ignorance-Federal-Reserve/dp/00...
It should be entitled:
Bernanke's Bubbles: The Continuing Age of Ignorance at the Federal Reserve
"I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke
What economic uncertainty? Greenspan wrote that 1920's FED policy lead into The Great Depression. He doubled down on that policy when he was in charge of the FED.
What then happened in 2008 was economic certainty. The bigger the boom, the bigger the bust.
The title should be: How I Sold the US Gold Reserves to China and Funded the DHS to Protect Me.
It Smells Like Teen Spirit in the Board Room.
Apocalypse Now
"I had to do it ... NSA had my pictures having sex with a teenage boy"
"Money for nothing and bank cheques for free"
I only wonder what the price would be.
"Your Yugo Will Run Forever and How to Set the Land-Speed Record With It"
"How the kikes Rehypothafucked a once great nation."
My Years At The Fed As A Helicopter Pilot
The Bubble That Broke The World, Redux
h/t Garet Garrett
Laughing All The Way To The Bank by Ben Bernanke
Bagman
The book will have a hard cover, 10 pages and be priced at $200. It will be a required purchase for all Wall Street employees and all MBA students. The publisher will waiver all fees. BB will bag $100 million on 500,000 copies and waive all speaking engagements, having become a painter in Bush's Texas art studio.
"One Flew Over the Golden Goose", "How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Printing Press" or "Whore & Fleece"...for starters.
Confessions of a Too Big to Fail bankers' Errand Boy
Tylers need to have an official vote on the "Best Title" from this thread, then when the votes are in, post with WB7 art!
Adverbs are for chumps...A case study in fleecing a nation..
I always listen to my wife
Behind the Green door.
More money, more problems
"We Wont Monitize The Debt, As By Law, We Aint Allowed".
Mark my words you bearded clamy little bastard, you will not leave this Earth alive.
(See what I did there?). You will be found you shit house. Run far, run fast and run anywhere you like bersplinkes, to quote that master of justice Robocop:-
Dead or alive, you are coming with me. (Not me like, I wouldnt take the dirty little fucker if you gave me fifty spillion quid, just saying).
;-)
Money for Nothing, Checks for Free.
Theme song lyrics: If I can print it there, I can print it any where. It's up to you New York, New York.
This fucking criminal is looking to get absolution for all his evil deeds. Imagine being one of his children? The son or daugter of one of the most hated men in history? He must have a sub desk over at the gsec building in jersey city? He is sharing an office with Ken Griffen at Citael. I wonder haow many feds ae watching his house at night?
My Deception
Punked
"Reserve Currency Down - How I created a Mogadishu hyperhell out of America"
Mo' money, mo' problems
The End: A Bankers Soliloquy of A Dying Economy
Chapter 1: Selling your Soul
Chapter 2: Inside the Devils Workshop
Chapter 3: Tricks of Inflation
Chapter 4: Screwing & Fooling the 99%
Chapter 5: Ron Paul was right, Gold is Money
Chapter 6: Tungsten, The Mystery Metal
Chapter 7: QE, the gift that keeps on giving
Chapter 8: The Taper Tickle
Chapter 9: Gellin' with Yellen, like a felon
Chapter 10: Shaving Secrets
End The Fed
"Ben Bernanke - The cabals banker".
Goldman Shrugged...And Bernanke Printed.
Shit On My Dick: a tale of how I fucked America.
"Pomo Diaries"
"On a Wing, and a Prayer" How I got away with printing 10 trillion dollars.
Money for Nothing and the Credit's for Free
with apologies to Dire Straits
The Rothschilds Made me do it!
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles .....
I'm Forever Blowing Banksters
"Mein Fraud" Diary of a Con Man...
How to Get Rich at Taxpayer Expense
Digital Fantasies: How one man's printer nightmare became another man's pixel wet dream.
0.001%: Who Else Matters!
"Dr. DerangedGov or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Debt Bomb"
You owe us, plus interest. Currency Creation from Nothing!
I Print Therefore I am
The Rise and Rise of the American Money Supply
I Just Love the Smell of New Digital Currency in the Morning
"Helicopters and Bubbles: Above the Economic Rubble at the End of the American Experiment"
Someday, you will thank Me.
(Or how I postponed and assured the collapse of America)
GRAVITY'S TOILET BOWL RING?
BLEAK HOUSE?
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEN?
"Destroying The World's Largest Economy For Dummies"
I suggest the following title:
You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.
Benanke's Inferno
'Abandon all hope, ye who open these pages'
Shit Central Bankers Say...
The audiobook would be titled:
Harry Potter and the Half-blood Bankster
Lord Bernankemort: He who must not be blamed
I Don't Always Print Money. Yes I Do.
"I Can Print With My Eyes Closed!"
/fashioned after Dr. Seuss
That's easy...
"Shredding the Constitution 1913 to 2014"
The FED didn't shred it, it diluted it with about 1014 new different pieces of paper (plus or minus a few orders of magnitude).
How we robbed merica
"The Prestige"
( word origin definition...not todays)
I Was Nervous When I First Got This Job, But Once I Learned That The American Politicians As Well As The American People Will Believe Anything, I Was Very Comfortable Lying To Them All So That We, Your Masters, Could Continue To Steal At Will With No Oversite Or Audit.
"Me and My Shadow (Banking)"
How to Kill People without Guns: Introduction to Efficient Bubbles Creation and Screwing People for Profit
Ron Paul was Right!
"Bubble Boy"
It depends on what the purpose of the book is, if it is to justify his actions taken while fed head, then I suggest this title to go with his famous debate with Ron Paul
The Fed: We Defined Money and our Definition Constantly Changes.
Hard to hit a moving target.
"I was one of "Time's man Of The Year" just like Hitler!"
-Ben Shalom Bernanke
Reflections on My Life as a Servile Whore to the World's Wealthiest Private Banking Families
"Does It Hurt When I Do This?"
"From Dual Mandates to Duel of Mandates"
JUST PRINT IT
How to manipulate metrics to get the desired result
I Was a Middle-Aged Fuck Up
"William Banzai Ruined My Life!"
ROR!
Nothing to see here......move along
"How I Destroyed America in 6 Years, 6 Months, and 6 Days"
No Economy For Old Men
Assless Chaps Make for Good Policy
Up is the New Down
All Children Are Evil: Why I am Financing Tanks on Your Street
Converting Enemies to Good--Blowing the House of Saud
Keeping the Holy Scam Alive: Bleeding Out the Youth to Enrich Old Dead Vampires
They Forced Me to Do It: The Secret Room in the Basement of the Pentagon
It's Never Too Late for Free Cash for the Powerful and the Privileged
My Brown Nose. The Riveting Tale of How I Pleased My Masters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN57DXyZvTw
Memoirs of an Economic Hit Man
"What I Saw at the Currency War".
101 Reasons Why The Constitution Is For Sissies
"Dr. Strangecontrol+P".
"Does This Beard Make Me Look Gay?"
Weekend at Bernanke 's
here are thoughts.... golden chopper or the true life tails of capt benny... cum i print on you
ZIRP me daddy eight to the bar
Breakfast at Fannie Mae's
The coming market Superstorm!
We Don't Want Your Children, Just Their Future
"Shit Sandwich: Take A Bite"
Making It Rain For Wall Street
Confessions of a talking head for the bankster mob.
"Damn, Ron Paul Was Right"
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Printing Press
It should be called "I am a Fucking Asshole"
Extraordinary Delusions and the Madness of Crowds: The Finale
Transitory Weather and/or Whether the complete memoirs of a fuckhead running the fed
Reminiscences of a criminaly insane banker
Lying liars and the lies that lying liers lie about. See volume 2 for misdirection as to who we were lying for, to and why and volume 3 for why gold isn't money but, rather, a barbarous relic.
Available as a 3 book set for just 1 ounce of gold! Each page printed on $100 bills.
"50 Shades of Tungsten"
"Lord of the Debt Slaves"
And for the kids:
"The Little Printer that Could"
"Ben and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decade"
Here's one for Jens Weidmann: "Stand and Deliver"
"Darth Keynesian" and How I Fooled the Sand-People
Currency Manipulation Do's and Don'ts
Tales from the Oral Orifice: How I Gave the 1% Eight Years of Happy Ending
Actually, I think it is more accurate to say that Bernanke is having a book printed
CRIMINAL INTENT
"Aaaaand... It's Gone"
The title should be "I bet I'll sell more books than Greenspan!" ;)
My Dick, Your Ass
"How I fucked Wall Street and came all over Main Street: Confessions of a sociopath"
Central Banker Retirement for Dummies
"Financial Repression for Dummies".