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Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?
That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."
So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:
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Laughing All The Way From The Bank
How to screw the little people,
While purporting to help the little people.
I Shouldn't Be Alive
"FUCK YOU BERNANKE! An autobiography......"
Gather round' children- Uncle Benny has a story for you.
Saving the Banksters... The Ben Way
or Better still
Ben at work...Screwing Americans
Saving the Banksters... The Ben Way
or Better still
Ben at work...Screwing Americans
Four Trillion Reasons Johannes Gutenberg Is Awesome
Honey, I Shrunk the Middle Class
Don't care about the name....but he will dedicated it with undying love to Jamie and Lloyd!
How about this:
My Threeway With Jamie and Lloyd
"Epic Fail"
"Shit walks, talks, and runs downhill. "
I apologize for the 4LW.
Pictures of My Penis: Proof That My Huge Balance Sheet Is Not Compensating For Something
Fraud, Theft, and Immorality; For Dummies.
From Geeky Economist to the PONZ!
SORRY (They made me do it)
Quantiative easing: How to save a market and create the biggest asset bubble in the histroy of our country.
OR
I started the beginning of the end - when monetary policy took over for fiscal policy.
Memoirs of a geisha
"Central Banking for Dummies"
If only I had paid as much attention to the USD as I had to my meticulous beard, future generations of Americans would not be debt slaves.
Oh well...at least I got my pension.
Trolling For Trillions
Love Is Never Having to Unwind
Sex without lube
Mastering the Soft Landing
Paper Rectangles Make me Happy.
How to Fool a Nation
"17 trillion and counting"
The Protocols of Zion
My Pet Printer
F*CK YOU ZH!
"Hot Potato"
Ben Hur Bernanke, But only if they use that picture of him praying for the cover of the book.
i think it should be FUCK YOU, because it targets the largest group of readers, 99%
The Cat and Mouse Act of 1913 'Benny having swallowed cheese, directs down holes a scented breeze, enticing thus with baited breath, nice mice to untimely death'
"Lies My Central Banker Told Me"
"The Six Trillion Dollar Man Goes to Washington"
"The Audacity of Fiat: Thoughts on Destroying the American Dream"
It Takes A Thief: How to steal from Grandma and bail out the Mega-banks.
"My Money Shot"
How I Humiliated all over the Faces of
the American Middle Class and Wiped -up
with the US Flag.
Who want a Selfie from me ?
Bailout Ben: Confessions of the Monetary Insane.
Hello, Dollar
Tales of a Central Wanker.
Eight Years A Slave
I Did Not Monetize the Debt. There is No Monetization!
Facts I should have been telling you in real time all along.
Like I said in the other thread.
The corrupt are moral in their own minds. Obviously, he sees nothing wrong with what he did, otherwise he wouldn't be selling. Sad and pathetic really.
JLee2027
Or maybe devious and treacherous.
"Obviously, he sees nothing wrong with what he did, otherwise he wouldn't be selling. Sad and pathetic really."...
And neither do the vast majority of the 98% that aren't reading your response on "Zerohedge"...
Fixed it!
Zen and the Art of Beard Maintenance
Husband suggests "Zero Sum Gain!"
God I fucking love this place!
"Anals of the great flushing", by BS the Bernank, with the running title "Lying with a straight face 101"
Why do up arrows sometimes work sometimes not?
btfd
"Silver, Bitchez!"
E.T.
(Extra Toner)
Big Ben and the Magic Money Trees: Printing wealth for all mankind one stroke at a time.
"50 Trillion Shades of Green - How I was violently gang raped by banking execs to print money for them, and I loved every minute of it."
How to Fool Most of the People Most of the Time
(FED Inc, the author's company has over 100 years of experience)
Confessions of a Master Thief
Eight Years of Destroying the Dollar
Confessions of a Modern Day Robin Hood
(How to Rob the Poor and Give to the Rich)
Up In Smoke
"HOW I SCREWED THE POOCH AND SAVED THE WORLD SIMULTANEOUSLY"
99% vs 1%
Out of thin air
"I got mine, Jack"
Attack of the fifty foot banker.
I Had to Destroy the Village to Save it
Harry Puppet
Can't sleep ? np here you go
Eraserhead
Honey! Grab the kids and get in the car NOW!
What Kind of Fraud Am I?
Take the Money And Run
How about: "My years as Jaime's Cabin Boy"
Dick Tater
How I Kept My Job (While You Lost Yours)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1KhY-9wwxo
Bernanky Panky!
Mein Kampf!
Garbage In, Garbage Out.
"I did it my way: Fuck You World!"
The Joy of Anal Sex or how I gave it to your Grandmother.
We are all Greece now
How to live on $85B per day
"Bend Over - I Have a Surprise for You, Your Children, and Their Children"
or
"I've never met a bubble I didn't like"
Or, "I'm Not Going To Tell You the Truth in This Book, Either"
The Map and the Territory
"The Needle Goes to Infinity"
"Monetizing Debt the Old Fashioned Way; You PRRRRINNNNT ITTTT!"
How to "F" the world in 3 moves
My life as The Barbarous Phalic.
Master of Muppets
"Shit My 2nd Father Says By Kevin"
The Muppet Show
All the World is a Stage and I'm Just a Puppet.
When Telling the Truth is Never an Option
"The 3 B's - beards, bullshit, and buttfucking"
"From bald to beard to bowlcut"
Fonestar: My life as a ZH troll.
"TRADITION"
or
"your gold is not where you think it is"
Ben Bernanke: Cunt of the Millenium
Just print MOAR!
(Everything you wanted to know about wealth transfer but were afraid to ask)
By Ben Shalom Bernanke, PHD
"How I learned to stop worrying and love the bond"
My "Notes": A Quantitative Reading
My Career: Proof That An Ivy League Degree Leads To Hubris, and Is Dangerous.
Benjamin S. Bernanke
"How I Succeeded, Using the Robert Mugabe Method......and YOU Can Too!"
Bubbles, Rainbows, and Unicorns: My Life as Fed Chairman
IOU
Hardcore Debt Peddler
Memoirs of a Thieving Asshole
Benny Does The Banksters
I'm OK; You're Not.
POMO! POMO! POMO!
Bonzai Ben: Tales From the Ivory Tower
(The Story of a Man and His Printer)
Helicopter Ben: Gone with the Wind
Fifty Shades of Green
Memoirs of a Serial Printer
The Bernanke Mosaic
Thieves in the Night: The Bernanke Put
Grandma doesn't need that money, it's a Mad Mad World
Death to the Infidel Middleclass/How I Printed 100 Virgens
Destroying the Dollar, One Day at a Time
Don't Blame Me, I Was Only Following Orders.
Benjamin S. Bernanke
Gentiles , kneel before Zion
Adventures In Price Discovery. How I Made John Law and Rudolph Von Haverstein looks like amateurs.
Benjamin S. Bernanke
Printing Big and Staying Ahead of the Game
How to Explain What Happened to Interest Income - A Cautionary Tale
Armageddon 2014 AD
'How to suck out money from the gentiles, throw the retiree's from the train, enslave the unborn goy children in debt, and get the Man of the Year Award !'
Of No Interest, Whatsoever
"I like to suck big dicks"
My Life in Crime.
The Road To Serfdom
POMO Illusions: The Remarkable Success of Federal Reserve Capital Management, A GSE Hedge Fund
Fiat Money, Debt Monetization and Perpetual Motion Machines
Broken Window
"Business Is Bad? Fuck You, Pay Me!"
If you're reading these comments Ben,know that you are on "the list".
Green Shoots: Bonsai For Fun & Profit
Poop Yourself! The Ben Bernanke Story
Soylent Green
Ben Bernanke and the Cocaine Factory
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be
"and...it's gone!"
"The Transitoriers"
"Gold, Bitchez!"
"A Fistful of Scholars"
The Neoconomicon
Dieconetics The Modern Science of Fiscal Health
Mr. Hyper-Liquid & how I lernd to love the collapse.
Bubble Boy!
Rodent Running America. A Compendium of Fuck - ology.
' How I crammed more rats down the pipe, and got out of Dodge before the teeth came out "
Monetary Hanky Panky by Ben Bernanke
Doing Yahweh's Work by Benjamin Shalom Bernanke
(With a Forward by Lloyd Blankfein)
"When the shit hit the fan. (And I turned it on)."
Fifty Shades of Green
Does it come with one of those fancy new hundred dollar bills tucked into the jacket? I would only lift it from the shelf to look for that. This man has absolutely nothing believable to say.
Oh yeah, the title.
Green Shoots, the beginning of the end.
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose
"cashing in on the money train"
"Thanks To Me, It Sucks To Be You"
By: Bendover Beryankme
Chapter One - Dry Fucking America With No Reach Around.
Chapter Two - The Aftermath - Scorched Earth For The 99 Percent
It should be titled "My Life As An Economic Saboteur".
I got it! "Arrows in the quiver" and the cover should be one of those fancy ones you turn & the picture changes, showing the animated nature of the quivering lip.
Back cover: shooting himself in the foot with an arrow.
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