Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?

That didn't take long: merely weeks since he walked out of the Marriner Eccles building and into the sunset, Ben Bernanke is writing his memoirs. AP reports: "Ben Bernanke, who stepped down last month after eight years as chairman of the Federal Reserve, is planning a memoir. Bernanke told The Associated Press on Monday that he will focus not just on the defining moment of his time at the Fed, the 2008 financial crisis, but on the "Great Recession" that followed. "I want people to understand what we knew, when we knew it, how we made decisions and how we dealt with the enormous economic uncertainty," said Bernanke, who expects to begin meeting with publishers within the next several weeks. Bernanke, 60, says he will cover his entire career at the Fed, starting in 2002, when he joined the Board of Governors."

So our question to you, dear readers, is what should the title of Bernanke's book be? Twitter already has some suggestions as can be seen below:

Tweets about "#bernankebooktitles"

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[Cornholiovanderbilt]

"Dude Where's My Printer"

[Plata con Carne]

Benny's Inferno

I, Printer

 I'm OK, You're Fuct

[CharliePrince]

How to Monitize Your Bank Teller job

[Dimons jock]

Title: "I can't believe you bought this book"

[HoleInTheDonut]

"I shot my wad"

[Onthebeach]

How to make money in America

[honestann]

Fiat Genius - Delusions of Grandeur

Too many possible titles to name.

[Apostate2]

'Turn of the Screw'

'Life is just a Bowl of Fairies: Lessons of the Great Depression'

'A Man without Qualities'

'The Street and Me: Where the Sidewalk Ends'

[smacker]

"Bernanke Is Writing A Book: What Should It Be Titled?"

                    "Lord Have Mercy On Me, For I Have Sinned"

[KingdomKum]

"Plunge Protection Team - My memories of Blythe Masters"

[Battleaxe]

How about "Plunge Prophylactic Squad"?

[monad]

Inside the 3rd Reich Memoirs

[Onthebeach]

Mission Accomplished

[drazneebar]

I PRINT therefore I AM

[Intoxicologist]

Published posthumously,

"What Color is My Chalk Outline?"

[Random_Robert]

The Scarecrow from Hekyl and Jekyl Island

[Onthebeach]

The Bernanke collection of interesting adverbs

[Lionhearted]

I stole your money, your children's money, their children's money and will continue to steal it until the honey boo boo crowd wakes up and stops me.

[bdub2]

Harry Printer and the Fart of the Unicorn

[Lotus]

AUTOROTATION

[Lotus]

deleted

[Beorn]

Death of a Nation.

[smacker]

"Dear Lord, anybody who has less than a Ph.D in economics probably has little to offer in this debate"

[-NaN-]

Why write a book when you have a popular youtube video accentuating your expertise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QpD64GUoXw

[zerohedgeJUNKIE]

Gold Is Not Money It's Tradition

[Sukumvir]

"My years of ta(m)pering with your lives" in all possible ways I could

or 

"A ta(m)pering guide for everyone else, i.e. dummy central bankers"

[dabronx199]

Mack Da Bernack & The Parasites

[wossname]

Jews ROOL! Muhahahaha.

[DavosSherman]

"How A Clueless Economic Moron Did More Damage Than Hitler"

[Itchy and Scratchy]

'Whore & Fleece'   -------> 'War & Peace'

[Black Warrior W...]

Uncle Ben's Wild Rice

[Itchy and Scratchy]

'Ben Dover!'