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Caption Contest: Ukraine On The Line
As the West Wing tweeted earlier, the White House released this photo of president Obama on the phone with Russian president Putin. Because there is always a professional photographer handy when the fate of a nation is on the line, so to speak.
And inquiring minds want to know just how does this fit in to the equation, if at all?
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O: "My hope is, is that as a consequence of this event this ends up being what's called a 'teachable moment', where all of us instead of pumping up the volume spend a little more time listening to each other... and I'd like to invite y'all to the White House to discuss the issue over beers."
blue denim.
Obama : "Thank you for calling USA. My name is Peggy. How may I help you? "
I lol'ed. Good one.
"No, of course we won't. Democracies don't go to war."
Even though Obama and Putin can't understand each other the NSA can understand both of them perfectly fine :)
Tell me I'm your "Power Bottom."
Say it in Russian.
"Those Ukrainian allies who helped support us in our invasion of Iraq? Yeah, I have no problem abandoning them. If you want Mongolia just say the word."
"Mom, can we go get ice cream? What?.........Yeah, the Russian guy scared me again.........okay, thanks mom."
Please, Vlad, speak slowly. The TOTUS isn't here, so I can't answer your questions, right now. I was gonna wear a tie and jacket, but Reggie said this would make me look more manly.
Medvedev: 'Vladamir would like you to come to a countryside orgy in his weekend house in the forest. There'll be plenty of girls and boys there and a great sauna. Can you make it before the election?"
Barry: 'This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.'
Medvedev: 'I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladamir.'
Obama to Putin: "If you don't stop f*cking about in East Ukraine, we are going to replace all the Russian girls on the 'date hot Eastern European chicks - phone this premium rate number now' websites with Ukrainian girls!"
wait! not yet! i think the rolled cuff seems to dwarf my right forearm.
oh... oh really?
well... at least you're sure i showed daylight below my crotch, right?
"I am very angry with you...and I will write you a letter, telling you how angry I am".
[beep beep beep...] at the third stroke it will be 3AM precisely
you've got problems Vlad, someone moved my desk, and Michelle hung these baby shit brown curtains.
Yes, can you send over my favorite, the "Reggie" doll ? Yes, I want the one with a life-like fro, Kung-Fu grip, and the vibrating anus.... The WOOKIE is sharing carpet munching college stories with Hillary, so I have a few hours to kill with the Reggie-Matic, send him on over.
well...I think what both are THINKING is pretty clear...Barack "i don't want my second term defined by a war" and Vladamir "what does this guy mean when he says there will be costs when I have all the money here?"
I'm not sure you can call a timeout here either.
This looks like an EU/Russia smack down and the USA is the pawn.
I guess my caption would be "this is not a time or place of our choosing. I will therefore state my goals very clearly to EVERYONE and make sure EVERYONE is in attendance at the meeting of the principals." Russia becoming the focus ("Phuck the EU!") strikes me as the wrong close up.
"And then the EU responds in kind and the USA supports them"? Near as I can tell NO message is being sent. That would mean the caption would read "garbled" or "chrusnsna$;8.!.-@" or something.
Damn T-Shirt girl, must maintain concentration on Obumma's latest foreign policy dumpster fire...
Turchy listen, Lloyds’ gona be pissed if don’t dwa da line
I just checked my most reliable Russia source. They commented that in Russia for weeks now, no media, no government officials and no public in general has been calling for Russian military involvement in Ukraine crisis. All these different elements have voiced strong support for ethnic Russians in Russian Ukraine, i.e. the East, South and Crimea. Most Russian elements called for financial, economic and political support for these areas. But nobody was calling for military. Until, two things happend in the last two days. Number 1: The Kiev Government sent a large group of armed men to Crimea and made attempts to take over government buildings, like was done in West Ukraine, the local police and volunteers defeated them in pitched battles of fists, clubs, rocks, bats and a few gunshots. Number 2: Obama opened his neocon mouth and made harsh threats against Russia and insulted the Russia people and government.
My source says, these two things blew the lid off of the Russian government deputies and the public. The deputies rushed to vote unanimously to give Putin total military control and total permission to use armed forces in Ukraine. And the Russian public is wild with rage over Obamas threats and verbal abuse of them personally.
So. Russia has not touched Kiev or west Ukraine. The revolution has been left in peace. But, Obama's mouth and Kiev's armed attacks in Crimea have blown this fucking thing wide open. Many Russian in the public and in government are saying they are fully ready for war.
Now, there was no war threat 48 hours ago, now we have real threats. Obama, you fucking stooge of the right wing war mongers. And Kiev, how smart to send armed men to attack government buildings in Crimea, where you are not wanted. You got your asses handed to you and no doubt are sitting on a train all beat up on the ride back to Kiev.
Stupid is as stupid does, Obama and Kiev. You fucks are fucking stupid. Proud of yourselves?
What are you babbling about?
The Russians were all good with what was going on until Russian speaking Spetsnaz took over airports and governmnet buildings, flying the Russian flag?
So Russian actions caused Russia to have heartburn over the Crimea? What?
Then you follow through with Obamao's harsh reaction caused the Russians to go to war? Really?
Obamao basically said he was doing nothing.
Are you some kind of parody poster?
yeah...no shit.
"there was no crisis until Russia made it into one."
I mean...Czar dude...CHILL OUT MAN!
I've seen the pictures of the "nazi's" and they have one pistol with no bullets and all twenty of them are taking pictures of "each with the gun" dude.
Oh, and...Victoria Nuland...YOU'RE FIRED!
Thank God I've got this telepromter inserted in my desk top. ! Damn it jarrett, can you get those answers on the screen a little bit faster
PUTIN'S SECRETARY: I am sorry President Obama but President Putin is in a meeting with Edward Snowden and cannot be disturbed.
"So what handicap are you playing off these days?"
Send up 3 bags of skittles and some iced tea.
"No problem, I'll have my secretary page him. What's the name again..Mike Hunt?"
"Comrade Putin, I hope you're not Russian into anything you're going to regret. I'll be here all week. Try the veal."
"Oh man, there is a mess in my seat again..."
Vlad, c'mon now, don't make me have to be inflexible here......
obuma: look putin, take the ukraine and damn it, but my red line stands...give all gays protected status in russia and ukraine, and you get a pass, capiche? btw thanks for that pic of you on the beach, i got it right next to my night stand..got anymore?
Yeah, NSA put me throught to Russia!
"Damn I don't belong here.....sick of this shit" (Thinking)
"I'm gravely concerned about......." (Speaking)
"These jeans make me feel like a cowboy." (Feeling)
Makes me feel there is hope in the USA after reading comments from you guys. God bless you!!!
(They let the janitor use the phone in the Oval Office?)
You mean the oval orifice? That things been worn out by Reggie Love and Bobby Titcomb
Yo Reggie Love and Bobby Titcomb, want to pick up some gay presstitutes Monday?
"Do whatever you want, I am less than three years away from my book tour."
"If you like your Ukraine, you can keep your Ukraine"
Hey, Obama: We knew John Kennedy, John Kennedy was a President of ours...you, sir, are no John Kennedy..
I miss my Mom jeans
I found a woman
Who goes to the dump twice a month
Sits in judgement of those under her
Tends to her horses and make new friends
Cooks me a fine dinner, and introduces me
To her bisexual friend......
Who the fuck needs silver or gold?
I do, I do, and I need my two new friends...
Damn I'm one lucky dude....
Tyler I actually think "zero"might toss the "football"around.
Can we deliver on those ‘serious consequences ?’ ….. Well Vlad, yes we can …..
....and predictions of 'false flag' events in Ukraine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq5uOe7kzkI
But like the commenter there said, "Death must be very confused- - Putin's not Israeli"
Brilliant.
EQ in Crimea (3.8 or so)
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2496877/pg1
Bullshit, eh? What good is that link? I'll tell you:
"SORRY - YOUR IP ADDRESS XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX HAS BEEN BANNED FROM VIEWING THIS WEBSITE"
Spare us such shit, would you please ...
Getting involved in Ukrainian politics is about like knocking up that gnarler chick from the trailer park. Suddenly you find yourself wrapped up in a world you never wanted to be a part of. You were drunk, you thought it might be fun, but now it's permanent, and her father, the one with no teeth, wants to kick your' ass. No, I have no personal experience, but it sounds awful.
Oh yeah the caption: "I'm sorry Vlad, I was really drunk at the time."
uh yea, let me get a large pepperoni and peppers........
Man am I late to this thread.
"Vladimir? Hang on just a second, the photographer is here and I need to stand up and try and look manly - but I'll be silent for a minute until I sit down and cross my legs."
BTW - Ugliest damn red curtains I've ever seen.
Where the fuck have you been?
I've been fucking worried.
Jesus Christ, You'd think a guy would call or something.
Fuck Me
Golf 10.30? Sounds great. I'll have Flotus fix us up a couple of caviar sandwiches. You bring the vodka.
flotus - squatchy
Vlad, you're right, what can I say? I know I'm your Bitch and all, but can we please make it look like you haven't gaped my prolapsed asshole for like the 17th time?
"Right, right, okay, how about now? Yeh, I'm not in front of the curtains here. Do I still look like an empty suit?"
Yo! Mr Pootin,
me 'n Reggie be gettin' that buttock-twitching tingling sensation and wuz jus wondrin':
Why youse called 'Vlad The Impaler'?
Can't he afford a wireless headset?
If any of you Bitchez stumble across [Ying Yang] please thank him for turning me on to linux/Ubuntu. I'm trying to track him down, (to no avail)
The ALT codes require some dexterity though. Pros and cons with windows and linux.
C'mon, Michelle, there's a crisis going on, it's freezing outside and I'm stressed as hell trying to act all presidential....can't I just smoke ONE inside...pretty please?
Look, Vladimir, I'm not sitting in your chair.
Yea Vlad, we need to play this like they did in Cold War I. We need to keep our sheeple afraid of Russia so that our MIC can operate full tilt. Can you help me by doing something scary? Really scary!
Strike a Pose!
"Yes... That's right. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue... No! No... EXTRA pepperoni..."
Get out of our house, you Criminal Usurper! What a bunch of of political theater garbage. The MSM will continue the lie-- they will triple down on it. No Obama is not "Macho". He wears mom jeans, throws like a girl, never REALLY shot a gun (that was more political theater nonsense), can't golf for shit, and cam't play basketball.. The MSM will go down with the ship with their lips still stuck to the Usurper's ass.
Whatever was said, you can be sure it was pre-approved by Obamao's handlers.
Does this make me look like Kennedy during the Cuban missle crisis boys?
or
Does someone know how to work this thing?
John Titor said we lose this war. But at least DC gets leveled.
Get me "Rent-A-Riot Jackson" and Al Sharpton on line quick, we need another Travon type "incident" to take everyone's attention away from how badly I have screwed up again on foreign policy. Why do all of the other world leaders keep playing me like I''m their bitch or something ?
If you can't get Jesse and Al, go shoot up another elementary school, and make it look real this time damn it !!,
I recommend a five iron off the 13th tee.
What, BOHICA? Ok Vlad, I'll be waiting and wearing the bunny outfit. Love you too.
I can't sit down in these tight mommy jeans!
It's 3 AM, Y U Call me pootie poo?
"Please hold"........................................................................................................
I'm telling you, George said if I dress like a cowboy he will back off...
You wish to bugger me:
Maan I would love that. Let me tall Reggie for a 3some
"It's $25 for oral, $50 for anal, $25 extra for CIM, and another $100 bareback...usually, but of course, Vlad, can have it for free...heh heh, oh stop it, you animal!"
Vlad, you keep Ukraine, the American people don't give a shit about it. But those bases in Cuba? Nada.
"What? That deal sucks...You get half the Ukraine and we get the debt?
Awww...C'mon Vlad...that's not fair.
Hello?"
Hey Pu Pu, the world econ is heading down the crapper I need you to create some shovel ready jobs ASAP.
First off, this is a posed bullshit propaganda photo:
0bozo has his sleeves rolled up, no jacket or tie (I'm working hard for the American people.)
0bozo is standing, hand on hip-a manly man pose instead of a passive, seated position.
Caption:
0bozo "when I said I'd be more flexible I meant I could bend over backwards and kiss your ass."
Putin "oh no, Comrade President. You bend forward and take it in the ass!"
All the good jobs are gone, defence cuts bitches!
Putin, if you make me look bad I'll have no choice but to...imply you're a racist on Jimmy Fallon's show.
Putin, what should I do?
Putin, hold on for a sec the photog is taking forever here.
Putin, you're so boss will you spank me?
Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq? What are you talking about?
.......Ok Vlad, but by "consequences" I mean ....... Ok. Well I guess that's it for now, Vlad. Have fun with your invasion.....
"Yes, and please tell him it's somewhat urgent."
Swell now Hillary has no chance at 2016, time to flip the coin of leadership to pubbies. No real diference between the two except for what mutinational corporations they are loyal to.
if you don't pull out I ll call in Frank Underwood, and he s not a pussy or cries like Boner...
funny? you think Im funny, I make you laugh, oh, I amuse you, ....
Where do we send the money? We can easily send 3 or 4 $ billion...no one will even notice.....
whats this
https://www.usrbc.org/news/2014/2393
February 25, 2014 USRBC President and CEO Dan Russell Interviewed by Rossiyskaya Gazeta In an interview with Rossiyskaya Gazeta, USRBC President and CEO Dan Russell discussed RF Minister of Economic Development Alexei Ulyukaev’s bilateral meetings in the United States and the business community’s priorities for U.S.-Russia commercial relations. In order to inform the bilateral governmental discussions, the USRBC submitted a White Paper of member company priorities and recommendations to Minister Ulyukaev prior to his arrival in Washington as well as to U.S. Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker.In his comments to Rossiyskaya Gazeta, Mr. Russell noted that the business community strongly supports a bilateral investment treaty between the U.S. and Russia because of the myriad benefits it provides and because it signals a serious intent to invigorate economic ties. In addition, he noted that strengthening the avenues for business input into new regulations and legislation as well as support for human capital and small business development, regional investment cooperation, and cooperation in technical standards are clear business priorities that would help to strengthen economic growth and the bilateral commercial relationship. Read full article here >>
Do they really still use corded phones in the oval office ...
how quaint.
I guest no photographer was available at 3:00 AM for the benghazi call. ???
Do they really still use corded phones in the oval office ...
how quaint.
I guest no photographer was available at 3:00 AM for the benghazi call. ???
"I'd like to place an order for delivery... and does that come with fries?""
"Hey Reggie, we still meeting up in at the country club for a few rounds of golf? Good, good, yeah Michelle just ate 30 deep fried Snickers bars so the farther I can get away from that thing the better today. Oh no, don't worry, this latest batch of lube has a warming agent in it. Ok, I'll see you there."
I find the United States Central Command logo (or emblema), quite clear and to the point :
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Seal_of_United_...
Tee time at 2:00.
Got it.
Hey, Vlad, what's this I hear about whips and pussy riots? Can I and Moochelle join in?
lol
Vlad. NO, no samsquanches allowed!
What do you mean, I don't know what I'm doing? The music stopped didn't it? And I got a chair! In fact I even had a spare on standby, in case you tried to pull anything. I got everything covered..........Ukraine? Hell no, I'm in the office.
Vlad, really marihuana is better for you than alcohol... Let me send you some of my stash and you'll see things my way.
"Look, I got my sleeves rolled up and I really mean business....you've seen me in action against the Afghans and Libyans....."
Vlad, this is the choomer in chief - so wazzup over dere in da u crane dude?
"Yeah, can I get a janitor up here to clean the carpet under my chair?"
OK Vlad. We fucked up. I am going to fire Victoria Nuland and say some more nasty stuff about Russia but don't worry it is all just for affect. I still love you man.
"Tee-time is 1:30 tomorrow in Kiev, how the fuck I'm I supposed to chip with all these snipers around?"
Obama is great at confirming just how irrelevant we have become. He needs an indignant "hrumph" from Kerry. Hillary is so glad she didn't get the "phone call in the middle of the night". What a bunch of pussies!
I am so stressed right now. Get Reggie over here to help me relax.