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Ukraine Defense Ministry Says Repelled Armed Attempt To Capture Warship
Truth, propaganda, or outright lies? Nobody knows anymore, but if an ICBM launch, which apparently the US had been aware of yet which came at the worst possible time even though Putin could have easily delayed, can barely dent the stock surge, who cares anymore.
From the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense:
Ukraine’s Navy Slavutych crew prevented the capture attempt by armed persons.
“Armed persons in a boat came to the ship but the crew repelled their attack. There was even the attempt to board the ship, capture her, arms, and sailors,” informed Capt. 2nd Rank Vitaliy Zvyahintsev, Commander of Surface Ships Brigade, Ukraine’s Navy.
Now, the ships of the Russian Federation Black Sea Fleet continue blocking the Ukrainian Navy ships in Crimea.
All the military units and ships of the Ukrainian Armed forces deployed in Crimea follow the orders of the Ministry of Defense and the General Staff of the Ukrainian Armed Forces.
The Slavutych large intelligence ship shown in calmer times:
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Ahh, so that's why stocks are going up...
Maybe the alleged pirates should have trained with the Somali's.
Stock market is pricing in a peaceful resolution to this whole affair, plus giving of cakes and Hallmark cards of apology from Ukraine to Russia.
FROM UKRAINE: "To my Dearest Russia, Oh how I love thee. I cherish your troops and I freely give thee Crimea as my sacrimental duty. May God bless the S&P 500 and cause you great success in taking over the rest of Ukraine. - Sincerely Ukraine (West Russia)"
This new populist/puppet Ukrainian government is showing itself to be compromised of yahoos, without giving us much to yahoo about.
Just like D.C.
<----- Shit
<----- Wind my watch
L'il help, guys? I really don't know which to do at this point.
Why not both comrade ?
RAMMING SPEED!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odA_EVwVycU
Captain Yanukovych?
Gaaarrrrrr!
Ahoy Comrade!
Yo, Boris! Where you been? Lotta people been asking about you since this whole Crimea thing flared up.
Boris manning gate at Crimean army base - serving vodka to Russian comrades.
Smells like a Wag The Dog type news bit. Where is the new Baghdad Bob aka Crimea Karl?
Maybe shooting a sequel to a Hollywood movie? Was Tom Hanks on board?
Ukraine Defense Ministry Says Repelled Flying Saucer Attack By Kremlin Controlled ETs
Rufio, Rufio, Rufio!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRyHE0al7Y
Tom hanks plays Captain Vlad in the movie.
Mike Myers?
No,the stock market is up because the TBTF banks algorithms are buying stocks hand over fist with money the Fed gives them while the wealthy elite siphon off the profits of a soaring stock market. When the stock market collapses the governments bail out said banks so, literally, the CEO,s are laughing all the way to the bank.
The markets have as much chance of falling now as the Ukraine to Russia. The markets have become the new MAD.
If it was the Russians the boat would have been captured.
Yep. John Paul Joneski don't play.
Well of course he doesn't play. After Bonham died, they decided to break up the band.
The story of Bonham's death is that of drinking legend. A toast of vodka to his memory.
Clearly, they must have approached in a row boat..
Wynkensova, Blynkenskaya and Nodorovich.
or swimming.
Blah, blah, blah.... RUT up 3%! Dollar up! Gold down! One fat finger to reality!
Its not like we are going to war , this is all scripted .
Wouldn't a move like this be scripted to drive yields lower? If so, they need a re-write. I'm so confused.
indeed..."kill the invaders."
Irrational exuberance? ...but gay climate change stawks are goin' to the moon! It's free money, I don't understand why that is irrational.
The more disconnected stocks become from reality, so to does the medium in which they are traded. You can only distort value to a certain point before confidence breaks. The market has an inverse relationship to the health of the economy now. It would be more appropriate to use it as a barometer of desperation due to its high correlation with fed stimulus, the higher it climbs the worse things are.
Somali pirates extending their range.
Block those ships in. No problem until somebody pulls a trigger.
bullish. checking my couch for more change with which to buy SPY and QQQ. All in.
When the IMF get their dirty hands on the Ukraine they won't have any money to have a navy. PROBLEM SOLVED.
IMF vaporized. PROBLEM SOLVED. :))
If there are more examples like this one below about Ukrainian armed forces combat readiness, no wonder the neo-nazi usurpers in Kiev are begging US/EU/NATO for help:
Belbek Airport hosts 45 MiG-29 fighter jets and 4 L-39 training jets. However, only four fighters and one training aircraft are currently operational.
four planes and a chopper operational.
The Mouse that roared.......
Koshka says "Nyow!"
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF080-Mice_Gun.jpg
Followed the link above the photo.
Some really cheap hotel rooms in Crimea right now.
Those hotels actually look a lot nicer than my last Holiday in Cambodia, and that was the best roach hotel & casino in Phnom Penh... Perhaps when the UN gets to town, I should open a bank and pack the ATMs with counterfeit USD and pocket the delivery from Janet.
(on second thought I don't think the spread between real USD and fake USD justifies that sort thing... DAMN.)
Real $ Fakes=Fake Real $
Minsk. 2039. "Ahhhh, Vlad. Remember that time in Stovostopol?"
"Yeah, those were the fun times."
"...yeah, and then they came at us with a tugboat, NO!...A SUBMARINE! Yeah that's the ticket!...and they shot grenades..NO! LASERBEAMS! Yeah, and the laserbeams we held off with shields NO! FORCEFIELDS! Yeah, yeah!..and when they tried to capture the boat we shot at them and they were vaporized! Yeah...that's the ticket!"
-Sgt 1st Class Tommykovich Finaglev
Well, yeah, but the real show stopper was when my wife, Marilyn Monroe, who I slept with, flashed her BAZOOMBAS!
Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization!
I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!
After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.
And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.
Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!
When topped with nuclear warheads and aimed at a large metro area ICBM's have the potential to break lots of windows which would of course have to be replaced. I don't need a Nobel prize to see the bullishness here.....
And that general situation is not even a far-fetched scenario to envisage given the scale of the MIC within the US budget (ah, I remember the good ol' days when is was only a massively toxic $3.2 trill on $2.6 trillion of annual US tax revenue) and Industrial production and exports. Given the absurdist behavior of that dope names Kerry, it is not unreasonable to suspect that he wants war with Russia for that very sort of reasoning, to pump MIC and exports.
And it'll be a success too ... within an extremely narrow definition of success.
BULLSHIT
Yup, How may I asked does an attack get repelled, on a ship, with guns, and nobody's dead? If somebody got killed in a battle between russia and ukraine, that would be the headline. So yeah BULLSHIT.
Well, to be fair, Ukranians do eat a lot of garlic; I hear that it is good at turning back bloodsuckers.
(No offence Oxana or Ivan)
Hasn't the Ukrainian navy defected to Crimea/Russia yesterday?
apparently not.
And that looks like a pretty big ship actually.
And the Russians had to seize "their" airfield by force.
These "Ukrainians" have been independent for over twenty years.
Dis:
By force!!???
The Russian masked soldiers showed up and took over without a single shot. The Ukraine army stayed behind their wrought iron gates and looked out at what was happening.
Too many drugs, dis, you're doing waaaay too many drugs.
-30-
Every game I grew up with is being played..
Monopoly
Risk
Now, Battleship!
Next, Life?
Obama's been playing Candyland with his voting base since the day he took office.
and Chutes and Ladders
Poopchutes and ladders.
Does anybody have a Clue?
Life, for some.
Doctor, for others.
Hangman likely for still others.
No - 'Operation' is next
Well, typically, you need a doctor to perform an operation. So, i guess we're both technically correct.
When do we play Hangman?
Crimea used to be more like spin the bottle than russian roulette.
This is not a sarcastic comment/question:
Why are we making issue of a stock surge in light of either good or bad news when per everything we have learned here, the stocks are being controlled by algorithms financed by Fed pumping - thus they are not in any way a true indicator of investor sentiment.
Tyler(s) get paid by the word. They get double everytime the word "stocks" is used with either "up" or "down".
Because algos are "liked" and have "friends"..., I guess.
I just assume the algos read the news, twitter feeds, etc, and buy/sell based on how they interpret that (in an environment of QEternity). Lots of fluctuation, but up and to the right as a theme.
Russians have algo's too.
This the "now we are friends" algo.
As a human it's easy to see through this "ruse"...but as a computer "it's just another day of trading."
QE forevr won't matter if forever ends next week.
Do the algos use Google translate for Russian news?
If so, we're all fucked...
"the stocks are being controlled by algorithms financed by Fed pumping - thus they are not in any way a true indicator of investor sentiment."
Just keeping in practice cause at some point in the future...... 50%+ drop and the old rules will apply again.
Folks here these days just a little remiss on the usage of the
/sarc...
Including myself at times...
I was involved with the stock markets all through the tech rampage, Internet debacle and of course the first financial crisis. But this is approaching first place. Sometimes I feel really stupid investing in what I know has value, even though I have not gained in 18 months while all other sectors are reaching new highs. And the muppets call that "investing".
Not going to change now. Still like all that I have. And it is comforting knowing I do have some "real money".
obviously markets are waiting for you and me to invest before they crash.
"can barely dent the stock surge, who cares anymore." Everybody have read the piece you had here yesterday. Showing we are in for another 20-30% the coming months - thats why
The fog of war arrives before the war.
"Slavutych large intelligence ship" russian version of the SS Obama low intelligence ship.
I'll bet this one doesn't have a facebook page.
Stocks will always soar as long as the Federal Reserve is feeding it liquidity. They print and hand out fiat, it MUST go somewhere, lots goes into stocks. We all know this. Rain or shine on the international front, the Fed keeps printing!
Ho Lee Fuk! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77e_1389637750
surely the f35 could handle that....Hell, they were purchased for 54 times the cost of those....machines.
You can say that again.
Looks like the JSF WITH the software problems.
All ancient tech. In the age of real time global tracking, drones and nukes any kind of man-piloted vehicle is little more than a fancy slingshot.
The war is already robotic, remote-controlled, self-guiding. Tanks, airplanes, ships, submarines even - they're all obsolete. The power of modern weaponry is so vast, it doesn't even have to be showcased. All you need to know is that the means exist to track down and eliminate any person anywhere on the planet and to do it as quietly or as loudly as the situation demands.
I'll bet Obama got a little boner over those pink chemtrails. He probably was so excited he blew Reggie
Next up! India annexes the Bangladesh region and threatens Pakistan! Why not?
And says 'No more bread for Kashmir!'
POMO is the market and the market is POMO.
This ain't your fathers market.
I'm calling BULLSHIT
If they're going to hit an ICBM was fired they need to do it in an actual sentence, WTF.
Meanwhile, here’s a CNBS analyst crediting his beloved stock market and its algo driven daily noise patterns for Putin’s apparent pullback this morning.
http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post--the-markets-may-have-made-putin-blink
I’d say you can’t make this shit up, but, obviously they do just that.
I do not watch retard TV and I can barely take any internet news crowing about Putin backing down etc. The propaganda is beyond sickening.
The Mouse That Roared with Peter Sellers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMuJDajujc
This shows you how much TPTB have controll over the markets....15 years ago this would have been a scary time in the markets...big drops with a threat of war...not anymore...they want 1900..they are going to get it...it does not matter anymore what the data is or what is going on in the world....remember how the littlest rumor used to move the market...not anymore...the game plan has been made and it will be followed....wish I knew what it was...
You know the game plan, to get their hands on your money and leave you broke and enslaved.
I believe the question you posed contains the answer that you desire; just go along for the ride... . impossible to change anything about the predicament anyway.
"I guess there's no sense steering now," said Doug Mackenzie as he sat back and folded his arms in the driver's seat of his runaway van....
As his brother peeled his face from the windshield of the van Doug, noticing Bob's look of askance, said,
"I was testing the brakes."
Russia Today journalist speaks out against its own government. Where can we get that kind of journalists here?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/04/russia-today-anchor-abby-martin...
Is this how Communists live in Russia?
http://www.blv.ru/
Where do I sign up?????
any proofs
any fotos
what about videos
hd or sd.
any mobile fone camera footage.
satelite shots however you spell it
u2 spy plane snaps
anything at all
dead bodies
blood
caliber of the weapons used to repulse the pirates.
should be bodies exploding in thousands of pieces
sinking speed boats would look epic in 3d.
no proofs
no footage
ohh
ok
Kiev Baghdad Bobos in Action
Fuck off with that "radio theater" shit. Pics or it didnt happen.
Its the non-legit Defense ministers propaganda in the paradigm of the overall 'assisted security' co-occupation operations.
Don't you get tired of being wrong?
Or of writing, like a cunt?