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31 Year Old Son Of Jon Corzine Reported Dead

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He may not have been a banker or trader, but the just reported passing of one Jeffrey Corzine, 31, son of the infamous Jon Corzine will likely raise more eyebrows than all previous recently reported banker deaths combined.

According to the NY Post, Jeffrey Corzine, who friends said worked as a drug counselor in California, was just 31, when he passed.  Details of his death were not immediately known.

"Mr. Corzine is obviously devastated by this tragic loss,” said his spokesman, Steven Goldberg. “We ask that all respect his family’s privacy during this very difficult time."

He was a constant by his father’s side in the days after the former governor’s near-fatal car crash in 2007.

The youngest of the former politician’s three children with ex-wife Joanne Corzine, Jeff also had launched a fledgling photography website. The photography site, which features photos of walls, nature, and various semi-nude women, can be found here.

And now let the conspiracy theories surrounding the death of the young Corzine begin.

 

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Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:34 | 4545143 maskone909
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well said.  rip

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:09 | 4545313 forwardho
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Doc, You are a class act.

I hope some of the others, with comments of a more course nature, never have their sins visited upon their children.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:51 | 4545487 I Write Code
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I might wish it on the father, especially if I was one of his direct victims.

(and Corzine is far from the worst of the banksters, he was in some small part also a victim of his other bankster buddies)

I would however not wish it on the son.

RIP Jeff.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:51 | 4545491 Chuck Knoblauch
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What does Talmud say?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:37 | 4545131 1stepcloser
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I had no idea his son wasn't a banker.  Sorry to hear... Your dad should of went first

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:35 | 4545155 Ifigenia
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"Jeffrey Corzine, 31, son of the infamous Jon Corzine will likely raise more eyebrows than all previous recently reported banker deaths combined."

He worked with something linked with IMF too?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:36 | 4545157 monad
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These people are killing us slowly. Kill them all. Collect the whole set. Otherwise it will be your heads and your childrens heads mounted on the walls of their trophy rooms.

No law means no limits

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:36 | 4545161 buzzsaw99
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his dad probably stole all his money too

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:37 | 4545162 Spungo
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"who friends said worked as a drug counselor in California"

A young man who wants to help the world dies young. His father, who is evil by almost any metric, lives forever. There is no god.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:36 | 4545679 HeavydutyMexica...
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Settle down captain exageration... 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:38 | 4545167 papaswamp
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..."I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear..."

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:38 | 4545168 Duc888
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Maybe Jon can rehypothecate him back to life.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:44 | 4545451 Chuck Knoblauch
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You nasty bitch! LOL!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:39 | 4545172 imbtween
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Sad, but when you get everything for nothin' you got nothin' to lose.

Seen it before, we'll see it again.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:41 | 4545181 pot_and_kettle
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Shit's starting to get real... knives are getting plunged and twisted.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:58 | 4545268 HowardBeale
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When a square mile around Lloyd Blankfein is vaporized, leaving him and all those that would come within that distance of him so many atoms to be recycled, then things are getting real. 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:42 | 4545189 reader2010
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"Everyone knows the usefulness of what is useful, but few know the usefulness of what is useless."

- Chuang Tzu

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:43 | 4545191 Z_End
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"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:47 | 4545218 RealityCheque
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Boohoo, how many people's lives have been devastated by the actions of Jamie and chums. Directly or indirectly he's got plenty of blood on his hands. Karma's a motherfucking bitch.

"As a mark of respect, JPM will refrain from manipulating gold and silver for the rest of the week."

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:49 | 4545235 Nick Jihad
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You stay classy, ZH!

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:55 | 4545263 HowardBeale
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Alas, Karma may be The Honest Man's only hope for Justice...

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 17:59 | 4545271 pies_lancuchowy
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I am surprised this happens so rarely . 'This' - I mean deaths of family members of the biggest evil-doers alive on our planet. Yes , it's cruel, it may be not fair.. but vengeance is not always about fairness

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:00 | 4545275 rtalcott
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Who cares other than maybe Jon and the kid's Mother?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:55 | 4545506 W74
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Other than....oh, wait.  Kinda makes you feel bad for the kid (older than me, but damn, same baby face).  If truly a suicide (or suicide by drug use) then one has to wonder what the point of all that money and influence is.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:01 | 4545278 markar
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Prolly an OD or suicide. If he was an addict imagine the extraordinary pressure of being JC's son

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:06 | 4545565 e_goldstein
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boo fucking hoo

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:17 | 4545342 Quinvarius
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Too bad he won't get to see the new Tom Cruise movie coming out.  It looks fantastic.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:18 | 4545347 catacl1sm
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Someone is "doing God's work" alright.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:21 | 4545354 waterhorse
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Madoff's son died too.  Hmmmm.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:24 | 4545365 tony wilson
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once you look at these events as ritual you may begin to understand a little.

they give loved ones up all the time this is not random this is saturn.

this was done with consent or was a message to corzine.

either way who had the better life chubby face above or the ge depleted uranium kids of iraq with 2 heads.

london,tel aviv and new york are the human meat grinders of the world with a billion people kill rate no tears for sad eyes above.

a cia chum will end up with his ferrari.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:20 | 4545617 Chuck Knoblauch
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a little red meat for the masses to chew on.

thank you, master.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:25 | 4545376 ronron
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he was wacked by one of celente's boys

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:37 | 4545415 W74
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Please be internal banker wars!!!  Please be internal banker wars!!!

Oh, and do keep the fighting in-house boys.  No need to let this kikery spill out into the real world, like say in Syria or in Ukraine.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:39 | 4545425 Chuck Knoblauch
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He still has two more sons.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:44 | 4545450 ronron
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yep. 2 more large insurance cheques. he.s schyco so he could care less about his kids.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:55 | 4545760 tony wilson
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shit do not mention family deaths and insurance claims cheques.

larry silverstein will start pulling all his family members one by one.

the bbc will be announcing the deaths 30 mins early.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:42 | 4545443 SilverIsMoney
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Good. I hope all these fuckers get what they have coming to them. Tragedy or not I don't care. Fuck him and his whole family his dad ruined the lives of millions and that Karma extends to the family tree even if that isn't just... Jon deserves to suffer and if members of his family dying is what happens for Karma to get him back then good, great. I hope everyone Jon loves dies just as tragically you fucking piece of garbage.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:30 | 4545655 Peter Pan
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I can understand your anger but not your reasoning.

If every father's sin was visited upon the child it would be a pretty sad world.

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:32 | 4546085 rehypothecator
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Maybe not every father's sin, but what about those who steal more than, say, $1 billion?  At some point, I start to think that wiping the whole blood line out might be a good thing.  Many traits are genetic.  Plus, it's a disincentive that might dissuade people from doing certain crimes that mere death penalties don't.  The foregoing might sound harsh, but the bankers are toying with the lives of millions of people when they screw with interest rates or force trillion-dollar bailouts.  They are playing some high-stakes games, and it's only reasonable to reflect those stakes back to them, personally.  

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:03 | 4546188 Peter Pan
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So let me ask you this. If the young man who died happened to become your son in law before his father turned out to be a crook, and he was a nice man who also became the father to two kids who were your grandchildren, would you be praying for your son in law to die? And would you also throw your 2 grandchildren overboartd as well just to eliminate the possibility of the Jon Corzine gene spreading any further?

So you see, your reasoning is flawed.

We all carry the potential for both incredible evil and incredible good.

I am sure there have been some incredibly bad assholes in your blood line. So lighten up because someone was forgiving enough for you to come through.

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:43 | 4545448 pcrs
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I say he has gotten a new identity, just like the son of Madov

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:16 | 4545608 Bunders
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Heh, yeah, gone into witness protection.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:44 | 4545452 Peter Pan
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The greatest curse for a human being is to be burying their own child.

The grim reaper is always there to remind us how fleeting and how fragile life is.

I just hope that their last contact with their son was a joyous one and not filled with any acrimony.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:45 | 4545459 yellowsub
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Karma is impartial, it returns good or bad and may not be in the same life or from past lives.  He obviously hasn't done enough good any life time.

There's still one for raising our taxes as NJ gov.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:54 | 4545494 pigs-n-space
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Karma?  Yes I believe it to be Karma. 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:57 | 4545515 firstdivision
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Maybe there are people\individual  running around and offing people.  Could also blackmail those to jump to their death by the eating their family.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 18:58 | 4545521 The Proletariat
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Maybe John will get released from prison to attend the funeral....oh wait

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:01 | 4545542 db51
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IMHO just another rich spoiled brat.   Drug Counselor.    Code for LOSER!   I feel bad he's passed.   Can't hold him responsible for that evil Father.   I lost a shitload of money when commodities collapsed after PonziBoy's scam unravelled.   He should be behind bars.  Now, if they had found Jon corzine at room temp.   That would be justice.  Trust Fund boy....not so much

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:58 | 4545770 Groucho
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Why don’t you try showing a little respect and compassion? You don’t know this kid from Adam but he's a loser because he worked as a drug counselor? He didn’t choose his parents and the fact that you would mention your lost money is proof that you're the loser and probably more like Corzine that his kid was. Asshole.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:01 | 4545544 kchrisc
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Dear Jon,

Jeff must have been in one of his father's accounts: "And he's gone!"

Karma is a bitch.

Sincerely,

Sad for Jeff, not for Jon.

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:24 | 4545622 devo
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Wrong Corzine, dammit.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:24 | 4545632 razorthin
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Wrong Corzine.  Fuck Jon.  If only sociopath narcissists could suffer, I would delight in his.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:26 | 4545643 sink critically
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I was misunderstood, I said I wished the banksters would go broke paying for their security details, not lose their children.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:28 | 4545648 blindman
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r.i.p.
the storm continues and may he/have enjoy/ed
it from another and better perspective.
was there a time when some body would have
investigated to find out just what happened?
.
perhaps unrelated, this morning i heard that
johnny carson left a pool side confessional.
.
anyway poems ^tm.
ps. "god help the beast in me." n.l.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:31 | 4545662 RhoneGSM
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Some of you dick heads finding joy in this tragedy might want to review the following traits of those who are suicide victims, as well as your heartless response.  

You may be more at risk than you think.

 

From the DSM-IV-TR:

1. Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
2. Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
3. Envies others and believes others envy him/her
4. Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power and intelligence
5. Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
6. Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
7. Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:31 | 4545862 Notsobadwlad
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Then again psychologists/psychiatrist who find never ending pride in diagnosing other with disorders that most likely do not exist, need to find a real life.

Who is to say that you seven points actually exist or maybe they are just the prideful claims of one who gets their own self worth in finding fault with others.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 23:15 | 4546434 MeelionDollerBogus
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To empathize with those who do grievous harm to you is 1 step off from being suicidal or suicidally stupid.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:35 | 4545673 ejhickey
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even though i lost money in theMF GLOBAL scandal because of Corzine, i will refrain from some really naty speculation that would rival anything posted to date.  RIP, son of Jon

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:44 | 4545710 Savvy
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I wonder how much of his stolen billions he'd give to have his son back. Any? All?

 

Oh jeez, money doesn't buy what really matters? Sucks to be you Jon.

RIP Jeff.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:26 | 4545776 Notsobadwlad
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To state the obvious: Wrong Corzine. Maybe a victim of his dirtbag father, as much as anything.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:16 | 4545820 Muppet
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Yahoo! reporting of this....  link

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:51 | 4545928 MarcusAurelius
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You know it is a very tough issue to look at objectively. His son seemed to be a good person who helped others in need with his counselling and artistic endeavors. Perhaps to some degree doing the opposite to what his father did (intentional or not) which was to harm a lot of people by his own actions.

I have seen it many times in my life where someone does something like Corzine senior and bad things seem to happen after the fact. I am neither religious or vendictive this way. However I suspect that we do weave the web that ensares us and to some degree we unfortunately get what we give.  

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:18 | 4546031 Dimons jock
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Problem is Jon is still amongst the living. The wrong Corzine is dead.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:56 | 4546159 Notarocketscientist
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Wonder how Jamie and Lloyd's kids are doin?

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:01 | 4546963 merizobeach
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And may their brains paint the walls behind where they sit.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:24 | 4546245 f16hoser
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How many Fathers and Sons Lives did Jon "The Slime" Corzine ruin over the years? Fuck Him and his Off-spring! Yeah, I said it!!!

 

 

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 22:31 | 4546267 fireant
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My condolences, even though Corzine is detestable.....as a father of 3 sons, he has my empathy on this one.  How much of his ill gotten gains would he give, if could just have his son back?  I would give everything I own, if I were in his situation, which just goes to show, money aint worth shit.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 00:11 | 4546593 Seize Mars
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You know, and maybe I've had a long day or something, but right now I feel like I care about young Mr. Corzine just about as much as he cared about me.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 01:04 | 4546694 are we there yet
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It is sad when a pairent outlives his children.

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 03:33 | 4546836 Incubus
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more religious bullshit.  i guess we need another 1,000 years on the farm until we get our head out of our collective asses

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 03:34 | 4546837 Incubus
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Fri, 03/14/2014 - 07:03 | 4546954 merizobeach
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