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President Obama Explains How He's Improving The Economy For All - Live Feed

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Having been shown yesterday by the all-knowing Federal Reserve that growth expectations are "over-optimistic", we are sure President Obama will make it clear that the US is growing (but could do better), that jobs are being created (but could do better), and how middle-class opportunity is right around the corner if it wasn't for them dastardly Republicans...

 

The President is due to speak at 230pmET...

 

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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:31 | 4573608 NOTaREALmerican
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Red Team Blue Team, fight fight fight!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:37 | 4573642 Newfie
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How to fuck you in the ass and make it look like I'm doing you a favor.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:43 | 4573677 StacksOnStacks
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How to give yourself a reach around.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:50 | 4573719 y3maxx
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Comrade Barry is the singular, most political opportunistic Potus of all time...will say anything, anytime to give the impression He cares.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:12 | 4573817 Manthong
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Even the most ignorant blinkered secular progressive low information bleeding-heart liberal street level socialist has to be feeling the steaming from the reaming by now.

 

..good luck with your peeps, Barry.

 

The audio was on and some of the former messiah’s words inadvertently polluted my ears.

What I caught was  “every American.. living wages.. SAVINGS YOU CAN RETIRE ON”  !!!

I need some of what he is smoking nowadays..

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:14 | 4573836 smlbizman
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im listening to this on wnigg out of camden...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:57 | 4574101 Angus McHugepenis
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Please post a translation from Jive to English after the radio program.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVJPB3W54Tc (opens in new window)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:28 | 4574655 Boris Alatovkrap
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Amerika! You are crazy man president, is now sound like crazy el presidente Chavez. Is average USSA citizenry so obtuse stupid idiot?! Next Barry is record CD and is force every body download from iTune, maybe is send copy to Queen of England... Sheesh! Obamalamadingdong!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:25 | 4575057 Angus McHugepenis
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Boris: Barry gave the Queef an iCrack or something a few years ago. She knows about torrents so she doesn't bother with copyright issues.

To paraphrase Mel Brooks... "It's good to be the Queef".

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:32 | 4574460 Miffed Microbio...
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Thanks to all on ZH for listening for the verbal vomit and commenting here. I no longer have the intestinal fortitude to do so myself. I hope in doing so you don't have untimely deaths from the resulting stress. I truly appreciate your self sacrifices.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:25 | 4573913 dizzyfingers
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y3maxx He mimics Clinton who was just as bad if not worse and put the game pieces in place for the collapse.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:50 | 4574067 SAT 800
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I'll take this ooportunity to remind everyone that Pres. Clinton pardoned Marc Rich; a convicted felon who had fled to avoid incarceration to Switzerland, in the last hour of his Presidency, before his magic Presidential Pardoning powers evaporated. Marc Rich was convicted of felloies related to manipulating the price of commodities that cost the American People billioins of dollars. The Clintons came into the white house broke and lleft multi-millionaires; something that always makes the news in the case of Mexican Presidents, for instance; but somehow no one ever comments on it here. He's got a ways to go before he gets to the level of sheer bought-and-paid-for criminality that the Clintons represent.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:34 | 4574468 kchrisc
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Marc Rich--'tribe' member.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:01 | 4574970 Nick Jihad
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You forgot to mention, that one Eric "Stonewall" Holder facilitated the Marc Rich pardon.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:49 | 4574517 drendebe10
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What else would any one expect from such an arrogant, narcissistic, pathologic lying, illegal alien, kenyan, muslim sociopathic ignoramus fudge packer in chief only interested in maintaining its grand imperial golf life style and buying the wookies $17K ho dresses....   sheesh..

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:50 | 4573715 McMolotov
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These things should come with a fucking laugh track.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:56 | 4573742 Hippocratic Oaf
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It will soon, only way to keep everyone up.

Everyone have their bottles ready?

I have a bottle of JW gold at my desk to take a sip everytime this idiot says folks, who's with me?

*hiccup*

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:03 | 4573750 BlackChicken
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It's like the Gong Show.

Was his name Barry too?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:37 | 4573986 Headbanger
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:55 | 4573734 Everybodys All ...
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Truth is not part of his or your lexicon.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:55 | 4573736 Renewable Life
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AND the difference between John McCain, B Obama, that cry baby Speaker, Joe Biden/Hillary Clinton/John Kerry and Mitch McConnell are what Again???

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:03 | 4574768 Henry Chinaski
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This guy runs around giving speeches to community college students.  Any other audience would rip him a new one.  How about giving a speech to the AMA on how great his AHCA is working for everyone?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:36 | 4575100 SAT 800
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Ding. Yeah, that would be interesting alright.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:32 | 4573614 RacerX
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It's 2:30 and he's not on. Did I miss it?

Oh right, nevermind. It's 2:30 CPT.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:37 | 4573644 Stoploss
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He's still in the kitchen fucking up another cup of coffee..

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:09 | 4573812 StacksOnStacks
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The definition of Slapdick.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:37 | 4573646 smlbizman
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which is 4 bananas after 6...gmt

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:41 | 4573667 slotmouth
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He's in Orlando? Didn't he just get back from vacation in Florida? 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:59 | 4574360 lakecity55
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Yes, he's back again. The caddy he has in Florida is really good with his balls.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:32 | 4573617 put_peter
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Ok. I'm listening...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:33 | 4573621 PlusTic
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Hey Obama, go fuck yourself you half-breed fukkin globalist

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:34 | 4573629 MFLTucson
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Liar!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:34 | 4573630 slightlyskeptical
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We need jobs, not economic opportunities.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:38 | 4573651 Dr. Engali
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Will you fucking shut up for one day? What is it with these fucking communists and the fact that they like to drone on and on day after day? Pun intended with Zero and the drone comment,

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:41 | 4573669 magpie
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Exit helicopter left...but be grateful, you would have Carney, Nuland, Jarett, Sunstein etc. giving interviews instead.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:39 | 4573656 1fortheroad
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He lost all his balls on the 18th, he should be live shortly.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:56 | 4574955 A Nanny Moose
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I don't think he ever had any balls.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:40 | 4573662 caimen garou
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let me guess, he's going to work on infrastucture, improve education, and drop a shit load of taxes on us! broken record president.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:52 | 4574078 SAT 800
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Carbon taxes coming soon; count on it; "to save the planet".

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:40 | 4573664 Martial
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Tune in Tomorrow  at 9:00 for Obama's speech on "The Importance of Being Punctual"...Obama will arrive shortly after 10:30.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:41 | 4573670 B2u
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That was fast.  I am 1:40 pm Central time....he took less than 10 minutes...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:44 | 4573680 LFMayor
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brother don want no russkies gettng fed in NYC
brother don get no moscow KFC

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:44 | 4573682 Philalethian
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BFD!

Who gives a ratts arse about what this puppet has to say about anything. The whole dang shit-show is just putrid, and sickening.

What the world must wake up and realize is, there is one apartheid nation that professes in torturing children and no one seems to care at all about that. One nation specializes in imprisoning children and depriving them of their basic human rights. What kind of evil allows and condones this unholy treatment of children like this? Who supports this wickedness?

Watch this video for the shocking truth:

http://sabbah.biz/mt/archives/2014/03/20/time-bds-target-worst-villains/

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:47 | 4573703 starman
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Choke on a dried up cow pie you fucking retarded PRESIDENT!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:48 | 4573705 StupidEarthlings
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Is it over? or did it not start yet? It's 2:48..

 

(Not that it matters , I guess)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:50 | 4573716 Soul Glow
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It's always hard to know when the President is going to speak and if he already has spoken because

1)  He's always late

2)  He only speaks for five minutes and never takes questions

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:55 | 4573737 sixsigma cygnus...
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Teleprompter technical issues...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:56 | 4574347 lakecity55
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He cannot respond to questions unless the answer is already for him on TOTUS.

If you pay close attention (not recommended), you'll also see a wireless earpiece so they can keep him focused.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:50 | 4573714 Itchy and Scratchy
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Have we hit 100m on food stamps yet?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:01 | 4573773 Dead Man Walking
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Bakery Science degree?

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:04 | 4573784 NaiLib
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How much are thwey paid to scream during his speech? I would also like to get that job.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:05 | 4573789 Wicked Old People
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The President of the United States is delusional. Does anyone else find this troublesome?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:17 | 4573856 10mm
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Far from delusiona. Dumb as a fox.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:54 | 4574344 lakecity55
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Baghdad Bob has Nothing on this guy!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:05 | 4573791 StupidEarthlings
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"Housing markets rebounding"?,, I cant fckin take this anymore.
Turned it off.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:13 | 4573829 Grande Tetons
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I stopped watching whatshisname ages ago. More fun to read the comments here. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:41 | 4575116 SAT 800
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I also. Am I going to find out anything that is worth spoiling the rest of my day ? Not likely; therefore a bad investment of my time. Also it makes me vaguely nauseous to look at him.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:07 | 4573798 ebworthen
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I see he has another "Wall of Idiots" behind him.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:09 | 4573809 Al Capowned
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Everyone cheered when he stated he was just going to buypass congress and issue executive orders.

Dictatorship never looked so good

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:11 | 4573819 tony wilson
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come on peeple

just beleifs in dis change.

just remembers a fema head remover and a multicorpse plastic tub got yer name on it.

a gift from obarmy and the rothschild family.

donte worries john mcstain will look after your kids.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:13 | 4573823 moneybots
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Same old fraud and dance. 

 

Employment participation rate is at lowest since 1978.  91 million are not working.  Real unemployment is well above the official U-3 rate.  Near 47 million are on food stamps.

Worst economic expansion since WW2.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:12 | 4573826 machineh
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'I grew up the son of a single mom.'

But my foster daddy at the Agency got me into Harvard.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:14 | 4573837 hardmedicine
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everything is about the SINGLE mom......... because that's the predominant mom today.  It is sickening how they have destroyed the family

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:15 | 4573844 Quant Jockey
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Watching the b!chez standing behind him, they are clearly not amused by his BS. How much did they get paid by their local ACLU/labor union to show up and stand there? They are all like, f@#k, I wish I was at McDonalds getting cheesburger.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:17 | 4573861 Van Halen
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Media questions:

"(Hysterical sobbing) Mr. President, how is it that you are so WONDERFUL?!!"

"(sigh) Mr. President, what's your favorite boy band, and how come you aren't in one?"

"I LOVE YOU!"

"SQUEEEEALLLLL!!!"

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:18 | 4573865 hardmedicine
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Ya'll raising the minimum wage is good for business!!  Businesses should know that.  why can't businesses just do what is good for them?

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573874 dizzyfingers
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Quote of the Week   "What's the value of your house? You probably know the price, but what's the value? Here's how to find out. Most people know what other homes are selling for in their neighborhood, so just make a guesstimate of the price of your house. Then divide the price of the house by the current points of the Dow and you'll know how many shares of the Dow your house is worth. Now take the price of your house and divide it by the price of gold and you'll know how many ounces of gold your house is worth. Then take the price of your house and divide it by the price of a barrel of crude oil and you'll know how many barrels of oil your house is worth. This information may seem worthless, but once you analyze it in a historical framework, using something besides currency to measure your current value, you'll discover that over time, almost nothing goes up. Seriously. Measured in currency, things appear to go up in value, but they're only going up in price. Measured in value, everything just zig zags sideways throughout time. If you graph it you'll see that almost everything in terms of value goes from undervalued to overvalued to undervalued and back again, over and over. Once you learn to recognize the patterns of value cycles, then information is worth everything." - Mike Maloney, Guide to Investing in Gold & Silver
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:42 | 4575122 SAT 800
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Very wise quotation. Worth reflecting on.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573883 Everybodys All ...
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Local Orlando community college for the community organizer. You can't make this s up anymore.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:22 | 4573894 Bastiat
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Black woman behind him thinking: Shit, why didn't James Earl Jones run?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:23 | 4573899 uncle_vito
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Obozo loves to flap his mouth to a stupid audience.   No one denies that you need health insurance.   Just not Odumbocare.    Obozo implies that Republicans are opposite every thing he says.   Republicans are not, they just do not believe that it is the purpose of government to make everything 'right'.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:27 | 4573921 fzrkid
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How come I get ill every time I hear him speak now. Pre 2008 it was enlightening to hear him.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:41 | 4574017 lotsoffun
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sucker.  jerk.  learn or you won't survive.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:33 | 4573954 Bastiat
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I caught a few minutes of it.  I heard:  give it up bitches, just do it; uncle's got your back. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:35 | 4573967 earnyermoney
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Orlando? That was a quick speech. Barry's gotta get to the arena for some court side seats at today's NCAA regional games.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:42 | 4574019 general ambivalent
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Life has become better, life has become merrier.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:59 | 4574113 SAT 800
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Everything is better. Everything. and if you don't believe it; you may be a defeatist, and offering comfort to the enemy. (one of the crimes often punished by death in Hitler's third Reich).

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:08 | 4574150 F.A. Hayek
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Bring out the gimp.

The gimp's sleepin'.

Well then wake him up!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:41 | 4574301 insanelysane
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I was reading a Brit newspaper today and it seems that Michelle and the kids are vacationing in China at the moment.  Did I miss that story in the MSM?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:50 | 4574330 lakecity55
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Hahahhahaha, I wonder how they got him off Reggie's dick long enough to parrot TOTUS??

It's all Plastic, man. A "fairy" Tail.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:05 | 4574380 Stanley Lord
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Obama is bleeding us dry.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:08 | 4574390 oklaboy
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