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Ukraine Leader In New Leaked Recording: 8 Million Russians In Ukraine "Must Be Killed With Nuclear Weapons"

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While the NSA is busy justifying its spying of every American its existence thanks to famous Moscow resident Edward Snowden, its Russian counterparts have been busy intercepting even more phone Ukrainian conversations.

After a month ago a leaked phone call between US assistant secretary of state Victoria Nuland and the US envoy to the Ukraine, Geoffrey Pyatt confirmed that it was the US that was pulling the strings in what was about to be a violent coup overthrowing Ukraine's president Yanukovich, "someone" has just leaked another phone conversation, this time between parliamentarian Nestor Shufrych and former PM and ideological leader of the Ukraine "revolution" Yulia Tymoshenko and most probable future president of West Ukraine, in which Tymoshenko is makes the following threats, "It’s going too far! Bugger! We must grab arms and go whack those damn katsaps [a Ukrainian word used to refer to the Russians in a negative tone] together with their leader", "I’ll use all my connections, I’ll raise the whole world – as soon as I’m able to – in order to make sure.. Bugger!.. not even scorched earth won’t remain where Russia stands" although all her empty threats collapse in the last sentence of the phone conversation in which she says, regarding the Crimea annexation, that "we are going to take it to the Hague International Criminal Court." Good luck with that.

But the smoking gun, and where Putin once again shows just how masterful of a chess player he is, is the following statement by Tymoshenko, after asked, rhetorically, by her counterparty, "what should we do now with the 8 million Russians that stayed in Ukraine. They are outcasts"... to which she replies: "They must be killed with nuclear weapons."

Needless to say, that is not how you make Russian friends, or diffuse geopolitical tensions with your superpower neighbor, who just happens to be set on recreating USSR 2.0. Because just like that Putin has his provocation carte blanche, as the second something, anything happens to any ethnic Russian in east Ukraine, Putin can point to precisely this conversation as proof of how Ukraine's "government" feels toward the ethnic minorities in the east, and why "they deserve to be protected" the Russian bearhug. Which has been precisely Putin's plan all along.

It is not surprising that after this recording was leaked, that Tymoshenko admitted the validity of the recording except for this part, because she knows just how greatly it can and will be used against her once Putin decides it is time to expand a little further beyond just Crimea.

Some of the other statements, transcribed by RT, confirming just how powerless Ukraine truly is in this struggle between David backed by the world's most insolvent and natgas hungry countries, and an ascendent Kremlin goliath:

Tymoshenko, who plans to run in Ukraine’s presidential election, expressed confidence that she would have found “a way to zap those assholes [Russia].”

 

“I’ll use all my connections, I’ll raise the whole world – as soon as I’m able to – in order to make sure.. Bugger!.. not even scorched earth won’t remain where Russia stands,” she promised.

 

Despite being incapacitated by spinal disc hernia the ex-PM stressed she’s ready to “grab a machine gun, you know what I’m saying, and go shoot this bastard [Putin] in the forehead.”

Full recording below:

 

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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:04 | 4586887 silvermail
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"...this particular part was recorded with a toilet-sound quality."

You need to get off the toilet and listen to the recording again. Sound clear, legible words, background recording identical.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:19 | 4586372 hungarianboy
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And you won't hear a word in MSM. They're still talking about that missing airplane. which had 300+ casualties, but we're talking here in the millions of casualties what they want.

 

Wake up world.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:40 | 4586464 Canadian Dirtlump
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yeah that foul mouthed corrupt cunt is as sane as her amerkian counterpart, the cunt victoria nudelman. Uniformly charmless, psychotic, and foul mouthed.

 

Hopefully she ends up in a wheelchair permanently.

 

The whole lot of them need to be simply locked in a room and allowed to starve to death complete with a high definition cam show for the world to watch.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:49 | 4587433 waterwitch
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in a wheelchair....like Dr. Strangelove....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:23 | 4587599 Freddie
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She is a not even hot anymore and she has a big can.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:49 | 4587956 WhackoWarner
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Just shows to go you how absent intelligence is in the "upper echelons".  Just kids in the kindergarten playground of the world playing name-calling and bullying.  Puppets really.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:48 | 4588187 JuliaS
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Got to keep in mind who the target audience is of every information "leak".

When it comes to 3 flavors of propaganda coming out of Ukraine, pay close attention to the language being spoken by the reporters and those being interviewed.

Russian language implies content aimed at Russians, Ukraininan for Ukraininans and English for the West. During the confrontation at Maidan it was also worth noting which side of the barricade the reporters were located on. English speakers typically stood on the outside, good distance away from all the action. Ukrainians on the same side, right in front of the barricades. Russians were interviewing injured policemen and covering carnage inside government buildings.

So, 3 flavors of propaganda and 2 sub-section in each one. Inspirational  and provocational - aimed either at people creating it, or at the opposition.

Timoshenko is speaking Russian in this specific piece in an attempt to put fear into Russians remaining in the Ukraine and possibly provoke an aggessive response from Putin's legions. All this resembles Saakashvili's Bravado, backed by full confidence in the Western support that may or may not actually materialize.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:50 | 4586205 IridiumRebel
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You mean our installed puppet is not humanitarian? UH HUH....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:52 | 4586212 RSloane
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When have our installed puppets ever been humanitarian? I'm grateful ZH posted this, I dont expect to see it in our MSM at large.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:00 | 4586254 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Of course the lady is nothing but benevolent, well, because she is a women and not part of the patriachy. Right??

This is the crap the MSN will soon spew forth.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:25 | 4586398 Ignatius
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When I saw this angel in a wheelchair, I cried.

God, is there no justice?

Give me my rifle, I'm headed for Ukraine....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:50 | 4586561 Canadian Dirtlump
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there would be justice if she played a starring role in the video below ( look out below ):

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAo-GMSSZto

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:58 | 4586851 Ignatius
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You know where my head's at.

Plucking my heartstrings with that one!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:51 | 4586207 Bay of Pigs
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Sounds about right...

Moar importantly, when is Happy Hour starting today bitchez?

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:55 | 4586219 xamax
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We think Tymochenko didnt mean what she said and still see S&P500 touch 2400 by year end,as there are no alternative to stocks.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:57 | 4586224 Cacete de Ouro
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I prefer the tactics used in the Eurovision Song Contest

"Here are the results of the Ukrainian jury. Russia, no points...La Russie, nil points"

At least no one gets nuked, just good clean nil points!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:00 | 4586230 SgtShaftoe
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These people are FUCKING CRAZY!

Every human being has the right to be left the fuck alone, i.e. not murdered by any government, local or otherwise. Let the communities govern themselves, else it will be chaos.  If exogenous forces seek to exert power, the future history of Ukraine will match it's past: war, insurgency, wash - rinse - repeat. 


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:02 | 4586270 fonzannoon
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This sounds like a conversation that I would overhear my russian in laws having except my name would be inserted in the place of Russia.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:04 | 4586283 Cannon Fodder
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people have a right to be left alone? not according to Alberquerue NM police who just murdered someone for illegal camping while on video..... whether at the local level or international level, these people are all the same.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:11 | 4586315 SgtShaftoe
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"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives... I think we're being run by maniacs for meniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that.  That's what's insane about it."  - John Lennon 

(though I don't agree with other parts of his worldview, this quote is golden.)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:37 | 4586749 Tall Tom
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That is cool that you do not reject the entire message and his entire Worldview. I also do not agree with what his Worldview was.

 

But what I find curious is that many of those whom shared his Worldview, then, share a Worldview that is very similar to yours now.

 

Unfortunately he did not have a chance to age and become wiser.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:53 | 4587445 general ambivalent
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Camping is for terrists and those who hate our freedom apps. Don't go to the woods or the Russians win!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:57 | 4586232 agstacks
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Wow, this is a new low in Russian tradecraft! 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:03 | 4586277 SgtShaftoe
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I think you were being sarcastic, but sarcasm doesn't translate well in print.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:10 | 4586313 agstacks
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:04 | 4587192 BlindMonkey
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+1   

 

Great catch and thanks for the link.  That spokesclown would certainly regard this as a lower low than the previously recorded low making this a new low in Russian tradecraft!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:14 | 4586345 MrPalladium
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I assume a sarc tag here.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:23 | 4586391 IridiumRebel
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I assumed sarc and upvoted you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:43 | 4586507 Jack Burton
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1 week and 6 days? State Department trolls should register sooner to allow some form of cover for christ's sake! Who is the boss out their in Whore House Washington. You know, the people you rule  are getting sick of your lies. We know your game.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:10 | 4586649 agstacks
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NBC News   |  February 06, 2014

‘This is a New Low in Russian Tradecraft,’ Says State Department U.S., State Department Spokesperson Jen Psaki comments on the release of a private diplomatic conversation in which U.S. Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs, Victoria Nuland, criticizes the EU over Ukrainian protests.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:15 | 4587546 Kirk2NCC1701
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That recording either is or isn't genuine.  If it isn't, I'd expect a FAR more vocal and persistent response.

The "Preponderance of Evidence" indicates that the US got caught with their "pants down".  In which case -- if we can manage to Deflect & Redirect (a std. tool) -- the question is:  How is this acceptable for our 'professional' diplomats to act, and how do the Europeans not go ballistic over this?

Clearly the DC arrogance is so high, and the EU self-esteem and fear of the US is such, that both are acting in the despicable way they are:  Full-Spectrum Domination by the US, and Full-Spectrum Submission by the EU.  Disgusting!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:57 | 4586233 homiegot
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It all sounds reasonable.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:57 | 4586235 Jack Burton
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Words escape me when I note that NATO, The EU and the USA are fully backing this mad government in Kiev. Putin is called a threat when all he did was the will of Crimean people in an open election. I follow CNN to see what the US Washington Government official line is. As of now, they want war, and will back Kiev to get it. I said before in posts that I thought this Ukrainian revolution was the end game against Russia. Eveyday I become more convinced I was right to think this. I am getting older, I grew up in the Cold War, today's world is now officially more insane than 1970-80's!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:04 | 4586272 pickupthatcan
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Of course they back Kiev.  They're all long Boeing Defense and Lockheed Martin. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:21 | 4586380 TahoeBilly2012
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Shit maybe we American's deserve to be nuked. We take no resposability for our fascist Government. I send links to my Dad and he reads say Paul Craig Roberts, agrees with it, then goes back to Fox for 14 hours a day nodding his fucking head. At what point to we truly deserve what we get?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:00 | 4586609 NotApplicable
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Well, at least the ones who refer to this crime in progress as "our government."

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:57 | 4586839 10mm
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He's from that generation that's dieing off. Im surrounded by the Fox Hounds.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:43 | 4587099 mc225
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in these parts it's the cnn/cnbc/60 minutes true believers.

in general, the older generation is not grokking the internets.

they cling to their 'choice' between fox/cnn.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:44 | 4586519 Cacete de Ouro
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Inmarsat generate 15-20% of their revenue from US Gov contracts. Why, they even have a division called the US Gov division. Look at their annual report. Just sayin'...

Inmarsat would never fudge satellite ping data. /sarc

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:58 | 4587467 waterwitch
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not to mention Saudi Aramaco and Bahrain NG

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:21 | 4586377 Dave
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The '60's were interesting as well. I guess that means I'm older than you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:39 | 4586487 ross81
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they may WANT war, but this is Russia theyre dealing with, not a bunch of Afghan goat herders or some 3rd world military. The sanctions shit may move on to a more robust economic war but at the end of the day Western regimes badly need Russian oil, gas & oligarch money to help keep the various Ponzi schemes ticking along (or limping along gasping for breath at this stage!).

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:54 | 4586821 general ambivalent
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Yeah, if it could possibly be worse than AlCIAda it is this. Not because there are fascists, but because of the pure madness of bringing a world democracy by stepping on the most strategic grounds of the Russian military. And of course this is part of the same plan as AlCIAda and the war to end all war boundaries.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:15 | 4586958 css1971
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Rerun of 1914.

This is a warning to all. War is you vs your own leadership. Not you vs the other poor schmuck sent out by his leadership against you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:57 | 4587464 general ambivalent
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Yep, this is driving around in a firetruck with a leaking gas tank and no water.

Even I never thought it could get this bad, and I'm pretty crazy.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:18 | 4586969 flapdoodle
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Scares the shit out of me.

Its like the TPTB have dropped all pretenses and are lunging towards the final stages of their plan, knowing the sheep will continue to graze and the MSM will counteract any dissent or complaints that the bus is headed straight towards a cliff...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:07 | 4587218 BlindMonkey
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They are backing the freaks in Syria too.  You know, the ones that fired a gas filled rocket at their own people in an attempt at a false flag?  There is no level of low that the West will not sink to in promoting the 'let's start a war' narrative.  I am going to have to accelerate my GTFO plans.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:57 | 4586237 new game
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very hard to believe, so i am in the doubters camp. kill 8 mil with nukes, hmmmm.

makes good headlines though. even if said, very very far from reality unless i'm drinking to much hopium juice!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:25 | 4586384 ebworthen
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Genetic nuke, pioneered by Nazi scientists with secret alien knowledge, can be programmed to only kill Russians - don't 'cha know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAavaZqDaXE

(p.s. - the population of Moscow is 11.5 million, New York is 8.3 million)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:37 | 4586471 Missiondweller
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Especially since Ukraine gave up their nukes.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:17 | 4586966 general ambivalent
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The point is that the idea of slaughtering millions of people is being thrown around as if it were a hollowed out BIC for spitballs. This is what has been unleashed by the domino war against former allies in the oil/mineral states, they say 'If we don't have weapons of mass destruction, nukes or chemicals, we will be accused of having them and then invaded.' All production soon takes a back seat to nukes, bioweapons, chemicals, etc. Arms race between multiple states and non-states instead of just two superpowers.

This is the problem, such logic becomes the new normal. A system, MAD, which was argued to be a strategic rationalisation against war becomes the object of immediate escalation as any idea of rational diplomacy has been undermined. 'We will say what we want because We Know. Hand over the weapons of mass destruction or prepare for consequences. And never mind the dinners we had the other week, relations are over.' Isn't this similar to what soldiers face now, isn't much of the PTSD problem because many soldiers do no know where the threat is coming from? An explosive could be next to a car, they could be ambushed by non-soldiers, or even attacked by people they are training.

And that's not to say the military personnel and the political leaders are in the same situation in terms of difficulty, only that diplomacy has become something of a war zone. No one knows now if the US can be trusted, many actually suspect they cannot and realise a clock is ticking. The bully has been hoarding weapons, taking over weak nations one by one, and using nukes and weapons of mass destruction itself. The whole rational possibility of war has been destroyed.

Personally, I suspect JFK was killed because of his potential to undermine the 'rational' MAD doctrine. And now such outbursts of threatening to use weapons is the norm. This does not bode well.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4586239 socalbeach
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What evidence is there for the following (bolded) claims in this article?

Needless to say, that is not how you make Russian friends, or diffuse geopolitical tensions with your superpower neighbor, who just happens to be set on recreating USSR 2.0. Because just like that Putin has his provocation carte blanche, as the second something, anything happens to any ethnic Russian in east Ukraine, Putin can point to precisely this conversation as proof of how Ukraine's "government" feels toward the ethnic minorities in the east, and why "they deserve to be protected" the Russian bearhug. Which has been precisely Putin's plan all along.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:00 | 4586261 Winston Churchill
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The Diplomat editor moonlighting as Tyler maybe.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:18 | 4586309 ebworthen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x2ZK-dV3yk

Watch from 14:00 to 18:25 if you want to understand.

English translation on screen, link opens in new window/tab.

(hat tip to savedeposit)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:02 | 4586562 socalbeach
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Thanks for the link.  I don't see anything in that translation however, that suggests Russia wants to recreate USSR 2.0 or Putin wanted to expand into Ukraine all along (absent a provocation that if left unanswered would have weakened Russia).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x2ZK-dV3yk&t=14m0s

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:00 | 4587173 ebworthen
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True, some snarky editorial opinionizing from Tyler probably - part of his style - though Putin has always made it clear that he would protect Russians and Russian interests, and has made statements about restoring the strength and cohesivness of Russia (but not necessarilly USSR 2.0 or the old style Soviet regime).

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:23 | 4587000 silvermail
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aP7m0_ewpU

Watch from 00:00 to end if you want to understand.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:01 | 4587181 ebworthen
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Thanks.  That first part looks like the kind of rapid deployment forward strike force that could be used.

I would wager that Ukrainian forces would fold pretty quickly.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:35 | 4587660 Kirk2NCC1701
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Looks like a Recruiting Video -- only less PC than from the DOD, and thus more honest as to what military life is about, or can be.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:30 | 4587031 aleph0
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First comment there with 10 Recs was : " Holy mother Russia defend us from tiranny USA and EU!?"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:38 | 4586481 Missiondweller
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The invasion of both Georgia and Crimea are not enough for you?

Maybe you're waiting for them to take Poland and East Germany back?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:42 | 4587093 silvermail
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The invasion of both Georgia and Crimea?

Where have you seen "invasion" of Russia to Ukraine? Russian troops were in the Crimea in accordance with the Treaty. Invasion was not. Russia does not exceed the limit of its troops in the Crimea - 24,000 people.
The invasion of Georgia was valid - as an act of protection of Russian peacekeepers. Saakashvili shot direct fire from tanks, to kill the Russian peacekeepers. Russia had respond for it and did all 100% the right thing.

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:56 | 4587159 mc225
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georgia? get real

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:35 | 4587897 vic and blood
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Is that the fallacy of catastrophic expectations?

You seem familiar. You've been pushing wars for a long time, haven't you?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 03:29 | 4589092 PhilofOz
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"The invasion of both Georgia and Crimea are not enough for you?

Maybe you're waiting for them to take Poland and East Germany back?"

Are you really this stupid and ignorant with this comment or do you actually get paid to lie your face off with this drivel?  Get lost idiot, the vast majority on ZH are awake to morons like you!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:58 | 4586243 Winston Churchill
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And she is a moderate in the Kiev cabal.

Be interesting to hear what the extremists are saying, but it could hardly be worse.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:58 | 4586245 ebworthen
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She sounds like Hitler's lost Granddaughter.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4586246 new game
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hey jack as fellow mn ite, u up der by the royal isle?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:38 | 4587911 silvermail
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It turns out there is a direct link between Tymoshenko and Washington.

http://moskprf.ru/images/formevgn/6/getImageLJGQ15CU.jpg

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4586247 Platinum
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Keep the leaks coming.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:19 | 4586248 LawsofPhysics
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Well, at least the NSA was good for something...

 

Do not think for one minute that all of this isn't scripted folks.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:32 | 4586430 hungarianboy
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LOLOL Yeh At least the NSA was good for something.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:27 | 4586714 detached.amusement
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I disagree, simply because the mechanism that created the NSA is the same mechanism that created this "conflict" - remove that and neither exist.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:01 | 4587175 mc225
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yes, it looks scripted.

so who are the 'real' puppetmasters? reptiles? amphibians?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:01 | 4587178 mc225
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spider bots or insect lords?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4586250 Kirk2NCC1701
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These guys could not play better into Russian hands (to embarrass Obama & NATO) if they were KGB Double-Agents.

The hits just keep coming.  ROTF, LMAO.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:06 | 4586896 tarsubil
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Right? This spy stuff is really a hall of mirrors.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4586251 Mad Mohel
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Putin needs to put in in their ass and break it off. These pussy motherfuckers are only good at talking hard over the phone.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:27 | 4586253 luckylongshot
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Just when we thought America had reached new lows by funding Nazis to  power in the Ukraine, then telling the EU to get fucked, after having spied on its allies and stolen Germany's gold it turns out that one of the potential future pro US leaders is a cold blooded serial killer intent on committing genocide. It's time to abandon the sanctions, go home and let Russia clean up the mess 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:00 | 4586262 RSDallas
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She is as crooked as the rest of them.  Obammy, the EU and the NATO thugs are sliding further down the hill alll the while Putin is laughing his ass off.  It seems as though this little episode is far from over.  

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:01 | 4586263 Ness.
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This is all very bullish.  

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:43 | 4586508 ross81
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need to buy moar stawks!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:01 | 4586267 Frank N. Beans
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bitch

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:13 | 4586274 tony wilson
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What are you crazy? how in the hell can you say what you just said?

 

 

yulia,yulia how come you understand?

I can offer you nothing at all.

This is more than I had planned.
  yulia, yulia I am at your command,

at least until morning comes,
then the nukes can be be off again.

the rothschild nukes can be off again.

 

 

You can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we'd like to think we are.

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:47 | 4586547 Rory_Breaker
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tony wilson, your posts are fucking crazy man, keep them coming!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:03 | 4586279 new game
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i is like a deer tick that bits the host and cause all kinds of problems including delusions...

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:46 | 4586776 Tall Tom
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Do you have first hand experience?

 

 

 

I do.

 

I would not wish that upon anyone.

 

I am not delusional...most of the time.

 

But that temporary blindness was real shocking.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:03 | 4586280 Son of Captain Nemo
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Nothing but the finest from George Soros and the "brothers" in Langley!...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:04 | 4586281 Drifter
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So they have a nationality-selective nuclear bomb now?  Would it be a nationality-selective neutron bomb?  Just set the dial for whatever nationality you wana wipe out?  Wonder what nationalities are on the dial?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:25 | 4586400 Totentänzerlied
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(With apologies in advance to those with no sense of humor)

"Goyim"

[-Francis Sawyer]

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:27 | 4586412 Son of Captain Nemo
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"Just set the dial for whatever nationality you wana wipe out?  Wonder what nationalities are on the dial?"...

I like that idea Drif...

Can we get a version that not only cooks the "nationality in question" to death leaving nothing more behind then a faint trace of a shadow, but that also repairs any damage done by conventional means like what is currently burned out in Maidan Square leaving the gold leaf on all the statues with a high mirrored finish?...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:03 | 4587491 waterwitch
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too bad banksters aren't of one nationality

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:46 | 4586536 beaglebog
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How would her conversation be interpreted, if she had said this about Jews, instead of Russians?

 

There'd be no doubt in your mind, then, I suppose.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:09 | 4586639 Son of Captain Nemo
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How would her conversation be interpreted, if she had said this about Jews, instead of Russians?

bb

Perhaps this is why Israel is closing down all it's embassies and consulates?...

Kinda difficult being a "Jew" that endorses and uses Neo-Nazis to overthrow a democratically elected government and, well... you know... stick around as the MC for more of the "fun" when it doesn't quite go according to plan and that memory of... well you know... The Holocaust???!....

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:05 | 4586284 ThisIsBob
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Well, if the Ruskies got that, then surely NSA / USA did also.  Apparently nobody cared any.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:12 | 4586286 SgtShaftoe
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Why do I have "silent running" by Mike and the Mechanics going through my head all of a sudden? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep7W89I_V_g

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:06 | 4586632 NotApplicable
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Cuz yer weird? And by that I mean that nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has ever had a Mike and The Mechanics leap into their head.

Not even Mike himself.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:58 | 4586847 Tall Tom
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You are mistaken...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:56 | 4586834 Tall Tom
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And now I have "All I Need Is A Miracle" running through my head. Thanks.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:07 | 4586288 news printer
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??????? ????, ??? ??? 8 ??? ?????? ? ??????? - ??????. ????????? ???????: ??????? ? ??????? - ?? ????????.?????? ???:) ??????? ?? ??????????

— ???? ????????? (@YuliaTymoshenko) March 24, 2014

I only can decipher 8, @YuliaTymoshenko and March 24, 2014

the rest is mystery

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:08 | 4586302 skwid vacuous
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pretty sure I just saw her at Walmart, that Scooter she has is unmistakable

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:38 | 4587676 Freddie
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She has a fat arse but it is not Wal Mart sized.   Someone had a picture of her and some Asian politicians were checking her out.  Evil old bag working for the NWO and Red Shield.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:31 | 4586424 Totentänzerlied
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"??????? ????, ??? ??? 8 ??? ?????? ? ??????? - ??????. ????????? ???????: ??????? ? ??????? - ?? ????????. ?????? ???:) ??????? ?? ??????????"

My Ukrainian is a little rusty (read: nonexistent), but:

"The conversation was, but about 8 million Russians in the Ukraine AssemblyReally said: the Russians in Ukraine are Ukrainians. Hi FSB :) Sorry for the obscenity"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:26 | 4587763 ILLILLILLI
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Oscar Wilde: "The King...is like a stream of bats piss!"

[shocked gasps in the crowd]

Oscar Wilde: "Uh, well, uh...what I meant was 'when all is dark, the King shines out like a shaft of gold."

[crowd nods approvingly]

 

h/t Monty Python

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:06 | 4586289 Spastica Rex
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All the Dr. Strangeloves must be positively ITCHING to use those dust gathering atomics. I'm amazed they've been able to bite their lips for this long. Cold showers for nearly 70 years.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:05 | 4587501 waterwitch
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...helps to preserve the precious bodily fluids...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:06 | 4586290 Cursive
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With the notable exception of Crimea, if everyone agrees that there are 8M ethnic Russians in a county of ~$45M (or less than 1 in 5), then modern-day Russia has as much interest in Ukraine as England has in India and to a much larger point, much less interest than England has in Scotland or Ireland....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:25 | 4586402 MrPalladium
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No interest except for the fact that most Russians living inside Russia actually care about the fate and well being of their fellow ethnic Russians living in Ukraine.

You have a very odd conception of "national interest", one that excludes caring about those who share your genetic inheritance.

But then I would bet that you are selective about which nation/ethnicity is entitled to care about its co-ethnics around the globe.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:53 | 4586540 Cursive
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@MrPalladium

I care about ethnicity in so much as it explains the behavior of the individual towards his/her immediate family.  But you should also recognize that, while individuals are  protective of family members from external threats, intra-familial conflict inside of a kinship is it's own problem.  How many Russians did Lenin and Stalin kill in the Purges?  If you don't recognize that, then you are the one with a "very odd conception of 'national interest.'"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:09 | 4586647 NotApplicable
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Lenin and Stalin are poor examples to use, as meglomaniacs lack empathy.

Remember, EVERYTHING has a price. Even one's soul.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:30 | 4586729 Cursive
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@NotApplicable

My opinion?  Most leaders are meglomaniacs, but most leaders don't engage in mass genocide, which makes Lenin and Stalin particularly good examples.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:55 | 4587158 silvermail
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Lenin was a Jew, Stalin was Georgian. What connection do you find between Jews, Georgians and solidarity between the Russians?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:03 | 4587186 eurogold
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None, only that Jews were misled into believing in a system of equality, instead they became victims of a dictatorship

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:08 | 4588858 Volkodav
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Ridiculous. Just the opposite was true..they dominated

Soviet was never a Russian construct. 

From 1917 thru Stalin was never Russian in control 

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:03 | 4588845 Volkodav
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Stalin and Lenin...immediate family???

Stalin was not Russian.

Lenin neither. Sister told otherwise.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:42 | 4586503 Missiondweller
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And the US should rightfuly take Mexico.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:37 | 4587068 Zerozen
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C'mon man...seriously? That's a really weak comparison. Any 3rd-grader with access to a history book could do better.

Millions of Russians living in Ukraine aside...60% of Ukraine's trade is with Russia. Russians and Ukrainians are basically the same people. Russians trace their national heritage back to Kiev, as the Duchy of Moscow, which later became Russia, grew out of Kiev Rus. The two languages are, I believe, mutually intelligible. Ukraine/Ukrainian as a nation-state and nationality didn't even exist until 1917...before that most of what is Ukraine today was part of Russia since the 1600s. The two have been intimately intertwined since the 12th century.

Really, this type of thing is really sad to see because these kinds of conflicts are always exploited by outsiders and foreigners, and always to the ultimate detriment of the people living in the country in question.

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:32 | 4588130 Cursive
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@zerozen

Weak?  Weak is thinking that the current map of Europe hasn't changed materially every 20 years for the last 500 years.  The current nation-state of Germany didn't resemble it's borders until roughly 1870.  Do you want to talk about the Hapsburgs and the Austro-Hungarian Empire?  Maybe even trace things back to the Holy Roman Empire?  And prior to ~1850, large swaths of Russia society were still held serfdom.  You could say that England and the United States, which share a common language, common form of government, and common legal and economic institutions are intimately intertwined moreso than Ukraine and Russia, but I would never call any Englishman my "Lord" and for all that I care, God can abandon the Queen.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:55 | 4588829 Volkodav
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you are wandering all over the place......

Kiev Rus established long ago

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 05:37 | 4589178 silvermail
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Excuse me, but Kiev Rus - it's just fiction. In the history of our planet has never been public education , with the name "Kievan Rus". The term "Kievan Rus", first appeared in use only in the 18th century as the name of the Epoch.
Epochs name and the name of the State - they are different things that should not be confused. Kiev was the capital of the state, which was called Rus. Therefore , Prince Vladimir, was a Russian prince, and not some "Ukrainian." During the reign of Prince Vladimir and the Baptism of Russia, words such as "Ukraine" and "Ukrainian" - did not exist .
If the great Russian prince Vladimir learned that it is now called by some "Ukrainian" , he would have turned over in his grave indignation. And if he had been raised, then executed to anyone who would dare to call it "Ukrainian."

Once again, I'm sorry, but between the real story and propaganda, we see very big differences.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:53 | 4587139 silvermail
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It's a long story. But in reality, in the Ukraine are home to 40% Russian. They just recorded in passports "Ukrainian". Recorded in the passport of course you can replace. It's good for helping false statistics. But the recorded in the passport does not change the mentality and self-consciousness. If you write in  passport Swede man that it Japanese, the Swede still will not Japanese. It will still be a Swede.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:19 | 4588095 Cursive
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@silvermail

I am suppossed to accept your 40% figure because you say so?  Ethnicity is a very danerous subject - case in point: African-Americans.  For most Americans, if a person is 1/32nd African-American, then that person is 100% black.  At one time, becuase of the laws in individual states, a the same person could be considered "black" in Alabama, but "white" in California.  So, I don't know what the inter-marriage rate between Russians and Ukrainians is in Ukraine, but I have not read anything that would back your assertion that Ukraine is composed of 40% Russians.  Maybe some of the districts have percentages that high, but not the whole Ukraine.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:53 | 4588806 Volkodav
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I must support Silvermail here...though I think he knows more than I

All family I know in Kiev area speak Russian and even more Russian prevails in business...

West is conquered  land..Lvov, etc...are largely pole blood...not same genetic as other Ukrainian , which is hard to put a handle on also....but most share genetics more with west Russians. DNA agrees.

"Ukraine" has much history, but not as a viable nation named Ukraine..

same today as there is no legal, legitimate government...and no sign there will be free election cos those in Kiev would be kicked

Ukraine means like borderlands or edge of known countries...

 If you want to learn..."Ukraine A History" Orest Subtelny  English best on this subject

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 05:23 | 4589169 silvermail
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@ Cursive

Thanks for a good question.
Please see this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpDyt6PlCJs
http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/3948302/post315203230/

You can see how Ukraine received from Russia the lands as gifts for centuries.
Almost all of these lands were inhabited by Russian people. Thus, the Russian people themselves have been on the territory of Ukraine, together with their families and households. In the course of history, someone recorded them in the Ukrainians - for to increase the statistics. But mentally, they remained as Russians people.
And finally, the most important thing to understand in any conversation and thinking about Russian:

Russian - is not a nationality. Russian - a state of mind.

Therefore, in Ukraine there are so many ethnic Ukrainians, who consider themselves Russian and they are actually Russians.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:07 | 4587211 mc225
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you're saying there are 8 of 45 people in india who are yet english? that seems really high.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:56 | 4587999 silvermail
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I'm not saying "as in India." I'm talking about Ukraine, where more than 40% of the population is Russian and where more than 60% of the population use the Russian language as the main language for communication.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:37 | 4588155 Cursive
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@mc225

No and would you be so kind as to tell me the offical languages recognized by India's constitution?  Also, have you ever had afternoon tea in New Delhi?  How many English-speaking call centers does Infosys operate on the Indian subcontinent?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:48 | 4588191 mc225
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i still don't believe that 8 out of 45 people in india are englishmen, which is what it appears you were saying when you compared the england/india relationship to that of russia/ukraine.

but you're right... a lot of indian people do speak at least a bit of english. then again, pretty much all ukranians probably speak more than a bit of russian.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:19 | 4588305 Cursive
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@mc225

i still don't believe that 8 out of 45 people in india are englishmen, which is what it appears you were saying 

:rolleyes:

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 07:01 | 4589251 Bach's_bitch
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@Cursive, there is no sense in comparing what you think should be Russian cultural indifference to Ukraine to the UK's cultural indifference to India, as the two situations are quite obviously dissimilar.

I know you *want* to sound clever on the internet, but just wanting isn't enough is it?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:06 | 4586293 One Ton Lady
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Oh yeh.   Kill all the Russians with nukes?  Oh yeh,  so go ahead slavs.  Go full retard you assholes.  Bow low and kiss the feet of your yiddish oligarch masters you fools

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:08 | 4586298 b_thunder
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and because RT promotes this video, it MUST be true.  lol...

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:00 | 4587169 silvermail
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"and because RT promotes this video, it MUST be true.  lol..."

What are you, RT can not show the truth. We all know that the truth can only be seen on the CNN or faux news! LOL

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:12 | 4586303 John McCloy
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I am going to say something that equates to exactly what my mind was processing as I read this...

"WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...YOU HAVE GO TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME...I DID NOT JUST READ THIS" 

  Did this ANIMAL just say this? Did we finally get a behind the scenes look at how these despicable mother fuckers that arise to power mentally operate...and it was caught on tape for all of us to hear? We always knew the depravity of these people..

    And this is on RT? This is the ballgame..Putin just said he was will do whatever is necessary to protect Ukranians and Russians living in the Ukraine. This is all the pretext he needed and who can challenge him now from the morale high ground anywhere? The West/EU/NATO better figure a way out of this in 48 hours max I would say and if that means throwing this animal who calls herself a woman under the bus and handing over all of that half of the Ukraine than they need to do that because he is going in much sooner than I expected if this is on RT.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:27 | 4586417 Volkodav
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You get it now in real?

Tried to tell you...

There is past murders..should already be locked for life.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:20 | 4587585 general ambivalent
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Pffft, eight million Russians is nothing compared to a crying girl and a calico cat.

Will somebody please think of the Sochi cats and dogs?!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:10 | 4586304 Eos
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As a native speaker of russian/ukrainian I can say that the part about the Nukes is either fake or "accidentally" this particular part is recorder with a toilet-sound quality. Tyler do you work for Putin? :-)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:21 | 4586379 Cursive
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@Eos

OT, but how different are the Ukrainian and Russian languages?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:35 | 4586462 Volkodav
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Maybe 20% different ..but someone else might have more accurate opinion...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:49 | 4586553 Cursive
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@Volkodav

Thanks for the insight.  Is it similary to the differences between English-speaking Americans and English-speaking Australians?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:49 | 4586795 Volkodav
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Can't say...everyone Kiev I know of speak Rus..

all will vary..Ukraine know Russian more than reverse.  Even Russians speak different over regions

Many Russians speak better correct Angliski most mericans...cos much better educated

Russians trained more classical English...studied Dickens and classics in both language.

 

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:04 | 4586885 css1971
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That'd be maybe a 1% difference.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:24 | 4587294 Eos
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Like Portuguese and Spanish. Sounds same for those who don't know any of them, but completely different for those who do.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:02 | 4587185 silvermail
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"...this particular part was recorded with a toilet-sound quality."

You need to get off the toilet and listen to the recording again. Sound clear, legible words, background recording identical.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:09 | 4586305 BabylonDeer
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And they're speaking russian, not ukranian hahahahahaha. What a circus...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:23 | 4586389 Volkodav
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Da...but gonna ban it and kill em all when finished talking crap...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:41 | 4586761 Volkodav
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Russian is spoken much more greatly Ukraine than lying media claims.

All family I know of Kiev and area speak Russian and most business is Russian language used.

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:09 | 4586306 glaucon was right
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Ohhh, she is such a sweetheart.

 

Kill that bitch with fire.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:15 | 4586327 Smegley Wanxalot
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You make it sound like killing 8 million people with nukes is a bad thing, but you have to see this thru they eyes of western media to understand why it is good:

. . . 1) Obama condones her,

. . . 2) EU condones her,

. . . 3) She does her hair up all cute in that angelic wreath thing,

. . . 4) She dislikes Putin, and

. . . 5) She has the blessing of the ECB and she takes a nice picture (or did).

As such, she is free to kill 8 or 80 million Russians, and the western MSM will say she is just rightfully defending her nation.

 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:05 | 4587200 UGrev
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Smells like freedom fire to me.. 

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