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Presenting The Latest US Strategy To Counter "Russian Aggression"
#Selfies!
Seems a little cruel and unusual - that's certainly crossing a red line or two...
State Department Spokesperson Jen Psaki's message to the world is not #trending
To echo @BarackObama today-proud to stand #UnitedForUkraine World should stand together with one voice pic.twitter.com/VeMt578UdY
— Jen Psaki (@statedeptspox) March 26, 2014
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A little more skin would advance your argument and prick more interest, Ms.Psaki.
I'm thinking a 360 degree spinning sex swing might spice up our relationship with the rest of the world.
you've been to the phillpines, haven't you? I heard stories about that...
No it wouldn't! It would only reinforce the ginger stereotype.
As well as induce blindness.
Well, sounds like the people have spoken, ms psaki. No one wants your message or your soft, pale titties with their puffy perky nips.
I'm impressed Sir! You know your stuff.
Someone get the Bella Knox casting agent over here right away.
To be honest, she looks more Bela Lugosi.
r/gonemild proof ??
eyes agree that thumb is smokin hot.
she is a red headed jewish god dess.
i want to makes love with her forevers.
i will even let her stick her paul mcarnetney thumbs up my dirt holes.
that thumb gives me the horn
eye think eye just blew a gasket.
It gave me a mirror and a slap in the face.
I wouldn't even F-k that dumb bitch; Let alone vote for her.
Arm Yourselves.
#IDon'tHaveaFckinClue
wutta incredible show of strength and might....just what you might expect from the fudge packer in chief... that ought to show that putin varmint a thing or too...
What a powerful message, Barry and the horse are totally bitch slapped.
.....her damn forehead is almost as big as the rest of her face... grotesque....
That's a five-head...
HOUSE OF TARDS
No shit. I'd prefer Frank Underwood right now. At least he has a set of balls and would keep this embarrasing cunt off the interwebs.
The USA is in a deep shit with US$ becoming a history as a world reserve currency.
Putin is a mobster who understands only one Law: power of force and intimidation.
Obama and his Zionist puppeteers are cowards, i.e., once again, they started a big mess and badly miscalculated Putin. Putin has invaded Crimea, conducted a test launch of a Russia intercontinental nuclear capable missile from a submarine, and Obama has blinked. Obama is definitely not JFK or even R. Nixon. He is not even Chamberlain of Britain or Édouard Daladier of France since they have declared war against Hitler invaded Poland.
Now, there is nothing to hold Putin back from invading Ukraine and other his neighbors. If Putin moves occupying more Ukrainian territory all Russian neighbors will be shitting into their pans becoming Putin's vassals. This is going on for oil rich Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan.
Just watch Germany and Japan starting to arm themselves. It is clear now: America will not protect any of its friends if threatened with nuclear weapons.
Did Israel get a message from Obama?
I was reading Ambrose Evans Pritchard at the telegraph, saying Putin was going to lose out because China has invested in Kazakh oil. What he overlooks is that Kazakhstan has Russia looking over it's shoulder and knows precisely which side it's bread is buttered, i.e stay in with Russia to avoid a close up of the T90's.
I doubt Putin strays far from the master's line himself. This is all theatre, 1984 style:
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
No wonder they want weed legalized. That's all these fuckers do.....is get high and play masters of the universe.
There's just not enough tits in that selfie.
US also has several gay/lesbian seal 6 teams which will bring Putin to his knees.
A First Glance At US Official Gold Reserves Audits http://www.ingoldwetrust.ch/a-first-glance-on-us-official-gold-reserves-...
New age Ronald McDonald. We're not buying your shit.
#firejenpsaki
Ha! Take that Mr. Putin!
Next tweet from Vlad, him riding the twitter birdie shirtless.
or a selfie of him screwing that chicken while mom jeans holds it legs
Damn it, i just spit my afternoon cocktail all over the computer keyboard!!
LMFAO
The Russians leaked this, right?
Great ... Kiddie Diplomacy !
next up will be the keg standing frat boys holding up a sign
I didn't know mops come in red...
There's no vodka on this table. do you know anybody else here? who goes out on Mondays? let me take a selfie.
#FiveHead
How did that girl even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky.
Who wears banana?
She TOTALLY bought all of her instagram followers
the dress and necklace respectively are presumably supposed to represent the colors of the ukraine flag.
apparently, large parts of ukraine really look like the flag... blue sky over 'amber waves of grain' (or sunflowers in bloom)
Fonz, you are so ratchet!
Thanks for the laugh.
(Hides from the ZH crowd for listening to EDM)
#pathetic
Oh look, a giant banana with thumbs.
:Facepalm
http://img.desmotivaciones.es/201204/godzilla_facepalm380x160.jpg
See my comment above.
Yeah, that ought to do it.
This is stupid beyond words. I knew I shouldn't have ventured in this thread.
and, up comes my lunch! Damn it!
Typical DC-chyck powersuit fashionn choice. Ivy Leaguer, 110 hours a week, wants to change the world workaholic.
Now socially mediafied! New and Improved!
C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S...but then again she works for the gov't so that's kinda redundant
...but they know how to fuck people over and murder them for money and power.
The only cowardly thing left for them to do is to drive down the price of gold.
She needs a 'pearl necklace' instead of that green marble piece o' crap.
Wow, that will scare the 100k troops on the border.
Watch out.
How much is her salary?
This is so stupid I do not know what else to say.
Looks like a banana with a 'pearl necklace'. We're the laughingstock of the entire Ukraine fiasco and the hits just keep on coming.
Alaska secession to Russia: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN
I'm so proud.
The worst part is the assholes in the military have sworn to protect this claptrap lol. HOORAH!!!!!!!
Take note world, This is how the West reacts to individuals who hold a big stick i.e. NUKES. Get them, and get them fast.
Selfies are the wests suicide bombers, bitchez!
#bigmeany.com
Peak Jackasses.
WTF?! Someone please wake me up from this nightmare!
what a bunch of retards
Her salary is unpublished, I wonder what we are getting for $500k a year besides this idiocy.
Nice fat abdomen that she stuffed into a girdle.
The Russians are probably done laughing at this point and wondering WTF happened to their adversary. Life is no fun without a good fight and what is the point with fighting someone who has brain damage.
Nice rack.
She's a red head
At least it's just a picture - if I open one more thread that has Obama talking about the NSA (#NSAHeartsYou!) I am going to puke. Also, someone should put that woman on What not to wear - it's making me want to throw a pie at her.
fucking unbelievable... and this bitch is being considered as a possible white house press secretary?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Psaki
heh, looks like she's even got the same suit on as her wiki photo... what is she 18?
That hurts my heart - she probably just has the one suit, no wonder Dingy Harry wants to make sure they get obamacare subsidies. And for God's sake, someone buy her some government spanx!
She's probably got too many white stains on the other suits.
March 27, 19:36 UTC+4
The Russian president noted that it should be done without violating obligations to the WTO
"We can, must and will do it," Putin said, noting that the issue was discussed by the Security Council recently.
"We must act carefully, not to the detriment of our obligations within the WTO, but it can be done," the president repeated, noting scientific and laboratory research should be used. "We will do it together with the public, specialists and deputies," he said.
During the meeting, one of the senators noted the turnover of GMO seeds amounted to about $50 billion. The main holder of the right was the United States, he said. The senator asked the president to control it and noted that a draft law was submitted to ban import of such food into the country.
does this mean that its all clear for shorting monsanto too
I'm speechless.
Barak is using cheerleaders now? awesome strategy!!!! bet Vlad is shaking now...
Charming, these Neo-Cons...
Could this administration be any more inept? Three more years, I say YES!
I thought girdles went out in the 70s. Apparently I was wrong. spanx for the memories.
she should wear assless chaps with a nazi flag to show her support
This seals the deal...I need to give-up my citizenship...
Oh
My
God!
That girl is so rached.
#lemmetakeaselfie
You mean Rachet.. Also that song is so fucking God awful.
check out this other 'ratchets' song by lil debbie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6Ho8ylrOo
US of A ... confronting and solving global issues since 2008 with #hashtags and #selfies. Because that's what world leaders look for and they're all on Twitter just waiting to fire back.
#idiots
Ridiculous
She needs a good Spanx
I know most here hate twitter, but what a great chance to light her up publically and take over their #unitedforukraine hashtag with a bit of troothiness...:P
Let's see... pink is for boobie awareness, green is for environmental awareness, red is for AIDS, yellow is for POWs... geez, we're going to have to come up with a new ribbon color for this one! Start the printing presses and let's make some car magnets! Whee! More gov't jobs!
Jen Psaki is a goddamn war criminal. Nothing like hearing "humanitarian messages" from Josey Gobbels herself.
I can't wait until the war crime trials. I definitely don't want to miss this fucking cunt being strung up.
Oh thx god - I feel so much safer
Both parties are the same?.......uh huh...yep......ok
@statedeptspox @BarackObama #unitedForUkraine F**K the EU
If Russia keeps things up, they will have to unleash the nuclear option: a selfie of Pelosi in the nude. It turns anyone who sees it into stone and/or renders them terminally ill.
Please! Don't give WB any ideas!
Lol she cant even give the full thumbs up...
Peak anal beads?
#BenWa
what a stupid fucking slut!!!!
awww...give the trampzombie a break....she was pulled off the street, doing $20 car blow jobs....part of Fuckbama's "shovel ready" douche-jobs program, blessed and spat on/laughed at by Joe go Blow Biden.
Plus, she's so fucking clueless her name lacks vowels....
I'd do her....if my life was on the line and I wore a body condom...maybe
My advice for them: Go fuck yourselfie!
Outstanding!
Hehe, and US taxpayers have to pay her for doing this.
How about puting her to work to serve the peoples?
I'm sure she can go serve cookies to some "rebels" somewhere.
perhaps some extra services too.
fresh milk to go with (before/after) cookies?!
hehe, state secret.
@statedeptspox #LOSERS
Does Jan work for the Ukrainian State Department?!?
she'd be holding a white paper sign if she did.
Worth repaeating:
Let's get it on! In this corner, we have a strong leader, with a strong approval rating in his country, with financial tools and weapons at his disposal and many new allies lining up on his side.....and in this corner we have a bi-sexual, non-american citizen, who is despised by many and shown he is inept in every way as a leader, with no financial tools at his disposal because of the debt he created and with old allies bailing on him by the day....let the games begin!
"Mommy, look at me echoing George Herbert Walker Bush's New World Order schtick. Oops, sorry I mean Barack Hussein Obama's."
Some kid who should be selling jeans at the Gap is working in the State Dept.?
Yup. We're totally fucked.
The level of stupidity is just amazing.
South Park Politics now seem sane.
Somebody forgot to tell the Obama Administration that South Park is satire, not a blue print.
They always did considering the realitis surounding the episodes.
Which Ukraine is she talking about? The side that wants to murder ethnic Russians w/ nuclear weapons or the aggressive side?
She has no idea
She looks like she used to be a bright kid, but has been subsumed by the borgmatrix and one of her handlers told her to hold up that sign.....she has kind of a zombie look about her -- that leering grin........ha ha ha.....
Quick, someone test her and see if she can find the Ukraine on a map, better yet on the globe, and tape it for TV.
Stolen from elsewhere: "Cunts for War"
If she works for the Progressive/Neo-Con US State Dept, it would be the side controlled by Neo-Nazis who are threatening nuclear holocaust on ethnic Russians.
Meanwhile her boss is pressing for a US/EU/NATO military build up in the area and billions of USD in "relief" aid. So much for that elusive "peace dividend".
Send her to the border. If that face doesn't keep the Russian army out nothing will.
State Dept's Pox?
Indeed
Hit me with your best shot.
She is just a little girl in over her head. It takes wisdom to realize honesty and integrity matter.
I wish that were true. Saw her press conference the other day and she is one vicious, clued-in, conniving, lying cunt. The sort who can smile for the camera while slitting throats, the new kind of female who worked as guards at Abu Gahraib prison. That "selfie" (What? She's got a third arm?) is the culmination of careful PR, from the colour of her lipstick to the hand-written sign. Hand fucking printed sign! The WH ran out of ink cartridges?
Hash-Slag ViciousWarmongeringPsychopath
Probably right. But if she had any wisdom, she would realize that behavior does not build relationships or trust. In the end it costs you everything. She is a microcosm of the USA's, now total shit, reputation.
read her wiki
she is from Greenwich CT.
spawn of Satan.
for a second I thought that sign said: FUCK THE EU !
You've been reading ZH way too long!
WB7 photoshop job coming up in....
And I thought it said "#UnitedFuckUkraine". My bad.
that woman has seriously never done a sit up in her life
from her neck to the knees she's the same blob of sausage!
spanx a lot psaki-bitch, i'll never get that image out of my brain!
Buzz: I fixed the photo to reflect what she really wanted to say: Psaki tinypic
The USA's new tit diplomacy..all tit, no tat
Fucking Zionist ratfucking ANIMAL. If you were interested in Ukrainian freedom you would leave them alone, and stop fucking Shooting Them using blackwater, Mossad and the I-M-fucking-F.
Scumbag. Fucking infestation.
seize mars eye udderstand your anger and pain butt just look at that hot aipac thumb imagine how relaxed you would feel with it up yer arse.
He's losing the ability to remain on mars and just landed on jupiter, perhaps you got confused somehow.
Putin would say this is the latest provocation by US to tempting his troops, you know, no gays nor girls, just virile bulls.
His troops do comprise a few women, but to your point yes they too are virile bulls. Must be something in the water over there, Russians are about the hardest asses on the planet. I've known a few and they are animals. Very genteel animals, erudite, well-educated. But animals just the same.
Watch some Vice News from the series "Russian Roulette," check out the Russian soldiers you see, and compare them to this American and those of her generation.
Then, tell me who you think is really ready to throw down.
The only thing she is missing is a monkey.
Prez obozo was taking the picture ...
Not to pick Nits here, but strickly speaking, this is NOT a selfie, You can see both hands in the picture.
The state Dept can't even do that right.
Her penis is holding the camera.
you bastard! my keyboard is fucking soaked!
Apologies. My accountant, fonestar, will send you a bitcoin.
#Fail
#JumpYouFuckers
#DollarDead
Waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute... this is atually pure fucking genius. By showing the Russian troopers the potential female spoils of war here in the US they'll all go AWOL and run home to their husky siberian women who can at least cook!
Barack, you are so smart.
/sarc
She finds herself sexy or what?