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Presenting The Latest US Strategy To Counter "Russian Aggression"

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#Selfies!

 

 

Seems a little cruel and unusual - that's certainly crossing a red line or two...

State Department Spokesperson Jen Psaki's message to the world is not #trending

 

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Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:30 | 4600141 cougar_w
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A: What.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:58 | 4599709 infinity8
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I only clicked because I thought it had to be a joke! Now I have PTSD.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:58 | 4599712 Inthemix96
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Dog give me fucking strength,

This people are beyond insane, beyong even evil.

These fucking idiots are out of control.

I am at a loss for words.  This is stupidity squared, twice.

:-(

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:11 | 4599777 Inthemix96
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This=These,

Pissed.

;-)

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:32 | 4599893 Cacete de Ouro
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Holy Fuck, there are 3 Obama Redheads

https://twitter.com/jrpsaki/status/266090797181595648

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:59 | 4599717 buzzsaw99
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male pattern balding on a woman, lulz

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:03 | 4600050 LFMayor
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no doubt.  I'd let Quatto there give me a hum job before that unisex ball busting quiff.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:59 | 4599720 jmcadg
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This is so nauseatingly cringeworthy beyond belief. This is so wrong on so many levels. It's embarressing to even contemplate. Who thought this would be a good publicity coup was utterly insane.

I'm surprised these people allow themselves out in the daylight, for fear of total ridicule and humiliation.

I guess it is a written rule to be a complete spanner to be given a post in this administration.

Save yourselves from this clown show.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:37 | 4599916 Cacete de Ouro
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You think that's embarrassing? Look at this hat:

https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/422672066572468224

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:46 | 4599971 Crash Overide
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The asshat in the middle or the horse on the right?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:00 | 4599727 FubarNation
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Almost as bad as Nudleman handing out sandwiches in Kiev. 

 

What a fucking joke of an administration.

 

I feel ashamed to be an American.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:04 | 4599745 SmallerGovNow2
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Me too but at least MOOSHELL is now proud...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:37 | 4599914 dexter_morgan
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squatchy

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:02 | 4599735 astoriajoe
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#cryingontheinside

#srsly

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:03 | 4599738 Crash Overide
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#thewholeworldislaughingattheamericangovernment

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:05 | 4599750 pot_and_kettle
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This needs to be cartooned!

Where's Banzai when we need him?? :P

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:42 | 4599946 astoriajoe
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It is its own cartoon.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:16 | 4599753 jmcadg
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For fucks sake, she's used a capital R in For, and N in Ukraine.
Says everything about the education system.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:06 | 4599756 buzzsaw99
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#YANKEESCUMWHPRESSCUNT

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:07 | 4599757 ceilidh_trail
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The new tweety bird.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:08 | 4599761 ceilidh_trail
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needs a tighter pair of skanx.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:09 | 4599765 irie1029
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GOD PLEASE - Impeach these dolts!  This is amatuerism at its worst.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:11 | 4599773 the 300000000th...
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Omg I hate that bitch. She is down with the devil on all levels!!!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:12 | 4599780 optimator
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Is that Chelsea with a red wig?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:13 | 4599787 optimator
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That's what happens when you hire a relative for the job opening in your company.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:15 | 4599795 dogismycopilot
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Redheads should never wear yellow.

Why did she Instagram it for the 1970s retro look.

What is weird is the more Obama and Co talk the more I like Putin.

The Dept of State - your tax dollars at work.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:27 | 4599868 dexter_morgan
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Is her hair wooden? Seems to match the wall behind her......

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:17 | 4599799 Disenchanted
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ginger hair

neon yellow outfit

disgusting green necklace

priceless...or is it classless

 

#meddlingneo-cuntsforwar

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:21 | 4599827 pupdog1
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...or is it Goodwill

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:53 | 4599800 22winmag
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Hey, it worked for Mandela's funeral.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:17 | 4599804 Uncle Remus
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Redefining pathetic.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:23 | 4599821 Son of Captain Nemo
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WOW!

Now that's a mighty effective campaign they got going with this...  How many taxpayer $millions were paid for this RFP to put magic markers to gray poster board?

Keep telling yourselves that the likes of Psaki and her paymasters are not insane leading you astray and will not do anything irrational to start a World War!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:21 | 4599828 beegle
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i find that yelow thing in my house , dark at night , and I probably jump off the window ... she looks as if she would eat her own children . She looks like an alien or something , remember mars attack , we come in peace ... ?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:22 | 4599832 GIABO
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" If I was a few years younger I'd bring a flame thrower to this place" 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:22 | 4599833 NoDecaf
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Shouldn't the sign say #MoarWar ?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:22 | 4599834 Panafrican Funk...
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This caused me to search the following:

Jen Psaki nude

Jen Psaki swimsuit

Jen Psaki fake

I'm hoping that was the intent of her communication?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:25 | 4599855 dexter_morgan
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WHY?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:22 | 4599835 Intoxicologist
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I'm not a violent person on any level, but looking at that picture makes me want to beat the living snot out of that twerp.

Horrible.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:23 | 4599842 pupdog1
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That necklace is made out of those soap balls you get at really fancy places.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:24 | 4599846 dexter_morgan
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Lots of tards livin kickass lives out there - in the state dept apparently

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:25 | 4599851 zebrasquid
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Good subliminal messaging, Barry..that yellow dress.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:28 | 4599870 orez65
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Pathetic!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:09 | 4600467 Son of Captain Nemo
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No. More like heavily medicated psychotic and dangerous!

Put a knife in her right hand raised with that fixed idiotic smile she wears and she looks like the alternate for Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction".  Which reminds me...

Aren't they both alums of William & Mary?...  The school that has one of the highest suicide rates among college campus' in the Country???

Shit you not.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:28 | 4599875 dogismycopilot
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Wait, is this supposed to the box cover for a 1970s Ukrainian anal porn movie? Right, thumb up the poop chute, magic beads necklace, Pressing head against fake wood paneling while pulling hair?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:29 | 4599879 notmymoney
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Interesting choice for an organization has nearly infinite resources in terms of money and connections.  A skeptic may say they wanted this social experiment to bomb.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:30 | 4599882 Zymurguy
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Who hired these assholes?

-I did sir.

Who are you?

-Asshole, sir.  Major Asshole

Keep firing Assholes!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:09 | 4600066 irie1029
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SPACEBALLS The best!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:30 | 4599884 RaceToTheBottom
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Is this for selling the healthcare website or some State Department ideas?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:36 | 4599913 GIABO
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Hey! You little fucing yellow lady, bend over! Hit those high notes when I enter you...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:37 | 4599922 Intoxicologist
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Maybe this'll all make ya feel better....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_IIQvbGX1s

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:40 | 4599935 DavosSherman
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FUGLY

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:45 | 4599963 Anonymouse
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Take that Ruskies!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:45 | 4599964 Spastica Rex
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I stand with all those who stand with me standing for the all that is good and right and protected by the bold leadership and seasoned states-craft of bold American leaders and their partners who stand with them in all freedom loving countries who stand for economic growth and freedom everywhere.

Will you stand with me?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:58 | 4600023 falak pema
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I will, as bold rhymes with hold.. 

AS you are bold two fold I'll hold tall three fold! 

Thats called raising the ante! 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:14 | 4600480 Moe Howard
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Fuckit, yeah, why not?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:47 | 4599973 discopimp
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Thanks Jen, now point our the Ukraine for us on a map!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:48 | 4599982 RockyR
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wtf?  is this some kind of joke?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:49 | 4599984 drinkin koolaid
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Please take that picture down or put a bag over her fucking head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:51 | 4599990 Fix It Again Timmy
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I think it's a sea cucumber....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:52 | 4599993 falak pema
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WHere is the Count of Monte Cristo ?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:53 | 4599994 pcrs
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state despot?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:53 | 4600000 RealityCheque
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Fuck off Jen.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:47 | 4600395 mendolover
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Ya know, if the press corps weren't such a bunch of pussys these assholes wouldn't have the pulpit to spout their bullshit from.  POTUS included!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:56 | 4600008 pot_and_kettle
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you know what?  Pretty soon even the Albanians will start laughing at us..

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:57 | 4600017 grunk
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U.S. military men and women put their lives on the line for this?

It probably says "Kony 2012" on the reverse side.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:45 | 4600386 mendolover
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Get a load of this shit from three days ago - 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/24/us-uganda-kony-usa-idUSBREA2N0...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:58 | 4600022 Make_Mine_A_Double
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So I take it this means you guys are too cynical to contribute to my Volleyball for Ukraine weekend huh?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:51 | 4600605 BidnessMan
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I would contribute to Topless Volleyball for Ukraine Weekend if this Hottie participated

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:59 | 4600026 Apocalicious
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This woman does not speak for me. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:00 | 4600033 Random_Robert
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How to make it (and thrive) in Washington DC:

 

1) Prove you have a sub-100 IQ by running for office

2)  Get elected.

 

Or, the alternative path:

 

1) Prove you have a sub-100 IQ by posting selfies holding lame signs on Twitter.

2) Get appointed to an administrative position in the Executive Branch.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:00 | 4600034 ExploitedCitizen
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Maybe if this broad had her top off with a cock in her mouth, then I'd be impressed.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:02 | 4600042 drinkin koolaid
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I'd rather have a dude blow me.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:01 | 4600038 Jack Burton
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Daft cunt!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:04 | 4600645 mendolover
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Hey Jack - that avatar.  Is that the prosecutor chick form Crimea?  I'm a fan!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:04 | 4600052 kurt
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Hey Jen Psaki,

If you want to be the spokesmodel for the Ukraine "freedom fighters" you should refresh your resume and perhaps consider a name change. They may not have told you, it's a no go situation and those $50/day fodder won't look kindly at you when they're left out on a limb by an ill conceived misdirected and blown up state department operation. It's called "cutting your losses" and that blue piece of paper won't protect you.

Taxpayer

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:07 | 4600062 DoneThis2Long
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wonder if she meant "statedeptspoox"?

WTF .... the answer is clear: there is no limit to the ignorance that can be generated by this fucking administration! Much like the spending .... limitless.

Shame on us for having allowed it to get this fucking far.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:08 | 4600065 barroter
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Twitter it, w/o the canary yellow suit.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:11 | 4600069 vulcanraven
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..........

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:12 | 4600072 DoneThis2Long
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Has anyone noticed: the color of her hair matches the paneling stain just behind her. Is Home Depot selling Hair Dye ?!

Regardless .... that sign should make Putin shit himself .... of laughter of course.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:17 | 4600095 SmittyinLA
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No hair dye, but thjey do carry windshield wiper replacements, Home Depot mostly sells diversity and day laborers 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:25 | 4600121 DoneThis2Long
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Anything for a buck! In CO they must have just set-up a whole new huge department for Pot Growth!!! From seeds to lamps .....

Amazon must be offering "Turnekey Grow Houses Monitoring Systems"!!!! LOL

Pot sales should cause a GDP revision of ~1%.....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:17 | 4600094 VyseLegendaire
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U.S.A! U.S.A.!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:17 | 4600096 tony wilson
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6 fucking pages of bilge and nobody is talking about the elephant in the room....

 

 

 

 

 

 

that hot thumb

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:33 | 4600147 cougar_w
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Pervert! u banned.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:18 | 4600098 foodstampbarry
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Fuckin statist cunt. Eat shit.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:19 | 4600099 DoneThis2Long
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Our tax dollars at work! The ones we borrow from China so to pay idiots like her!!! Way to go Obama! Big Goverment working out well!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:27 | 4600131 Bear
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Another great Putin selfie

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:42 | 4600178 1stepcloser
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I would of enjoyed the photo more if it was a selfie of her beaver

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:23 | 4600110 Bear
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This is what .gov thinks is a top notch performer:

"The biggest raise in absolute terms went to Jennifer Psaki, who went from making $113,000 a year as a special assistant to the president and deputy press secretary to $150,000 as a deputy assistant to the president and deputy communications director, a 33% bump"

We sure get what we pay for. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:17 | 4600286 SAT 800
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That;s really sickening. It's almost as though we elected some cheap t wo bit local Chicago Political crook to be President.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:58 | 4601393 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
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Once their self-promoted inflation hits, she'll have to upgrade in rank to GS-1000 for her salary to mean shit. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:23 | 4600113 Downtoolong
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I bet Putin is reading as many of these tweets as Mark Zuckerberg reads emails that some dopes pay $100 to send him.

Now if Jen paid me $100 to climb on board the #trend I might do it. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:25 | 4600123 royal
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...like this smiling bitch represents the sentiments of American citizens.

You don't represent my sentiments you fucking skank whore!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:26 | 4600125 bh2
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What more evidence is required to conclude the present government are a pack of flaming morons?

 

The only thing worse than silence in diplomacy is saying something really, truly weak.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:29 | 4600136 beavertails
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Didn't Hillary Wear That Dress?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:40 | 4600173 1stepcloser
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Monika did and bill stained it

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:32 | 4600148 IridiumRebel
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#youareastatistcuntandpeoplediefromyourshittygeopoliticalchessplaying

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:33 | 4600152 cougar_w
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Already trending

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:35 | 4600157 Alien 851
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Hey, I happen to know State Dept is saving the REAL hard hitter..."I unfriend you".... just in case it really gets serious over there....whatever....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:37 | 4600163 1stepcloser
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Looks like shrek gave her a pearl necklace...I bet she loved every min of it..

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:39 | 4600170 delivered
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So let's get the West's strategy when it comes to Ukraine. Support an overthrow of the government (granted past corrupt leader) and iritate VP. Then watch VP take a key area/port in Crimea in basically less than a month, with majority support of the people, and basically no shots fired (or death realized). Further, allow VP to position his troops/resources next to Ukraine simply waiting for the opportune time to take this area (probably with little resistance as eastern Ukraine is already pro-Russian). Just a matter of time before Ukraine falls. 

To further their bungling, the people of Ukraine are about to get some severe sticker shock with basic necessities such as oil/gas. Better yet, the new government is now under pressure from the people to oust its leaders (article from ZH on ministers being forced to evacuate Kiev). Never fear, the IMF comes to the rescue with a $15 billion loan as it realizes Ukraine has no hard currency remaining is on the verge of collapse (but not approved by the new leaders yet as I'm sure the terms are worse than VP would offer/extend). Of course let's not forget China that extended a $3 billion loan for food/grain which now looks like they are going to get hosed. So to make sure China becomes an ally, VP simple shifts his customer focus East and now looks to Asia (from India to China) being his biggest customers.

Not enough damage done yet, well let's resort to name calling (wasn't there a reference to Hitler some where along the way as well as references to VP being weak, a bully, you name it) and using MSM to promote how "bad/evil" VP/Russia is. Throw in some worthless sanctions and you have a complete and total dissaster on your hands. 

But only the bankrupt West/G-7 could figure out a way to screw this up even further by having some low-level civil servant post this type of BS in support of the Ukrainian people. Complete and total incompetence at this stage as only the US could think this type of plan will work. 

Man you talk about a perfect cliche, well there are almost too many to describe this situation. Digging their own grave (the US), they made their bed and they have to sleep in it (the US), give someone enough rope and they hand themselves (the US). 

The US would be wise to take a page from Russia/China right now (and to a certain extent, the balance of Europe which is much more low key on this matter). Stay quiet and focus on the long-term objectives. Avoid name calling (a sign of weakness) and knee jerk economic reactions (another sign of weakness). But the US just can't keep from sticking its foot, or in this case a sign, in its mouth.

But the bigger picture is this - What you are witnessing is history in the making. The transfer of power (political, social, economic, etc.) from West to East is now in full view of the world. The West is broke, burried under mountains of debt which will never be repaid, and demographics that don't bode well for future growth (think Japan and Southern Europe population base). The East has the resources and economic clout to reset the world order.

The main difference in thinking and actions is simple. The West wants to believe it is in control while the East knows it is in control! Just ask all of the world's largest corporations/businesses on where growth will be coming from. Not Europe, Japan, or the US but the balance of the world. And since big business runs the world, you can be assured that after a little hot air and sable rattling from the West (for nothing but a show), the relentless transfer of power/wealth from the West to the East will continue until the world's economies rebalance.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:09 | 4600260 Fíréan
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Re:"Never fear, the IMF comes to the rescue with a $15 billion loan"

 

The IMF "came to the rescue" back in november of 2008 with the offer of an approximate US$16.4 billion loan,  it's been on the table since and  yet successive Ukraine governments have not come  up to par on the IMF requirements and conditions . This  has been an ongoing situation for some years.

http://www.imf.org/external/np/sec/pr/2008/pr08271.htm

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:42 | 4600179 B.J. Worthy
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Nothing intelligent has ever followed the words "to echo Barack Obama..."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:44 | 4600183 americanspirit
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Anyone in the State department should be culturally savvy enough to know that the "thumbs up" sign means "sit on this" in a large part of the Middle East and perhaps even in Russia - though I don't know that for a fact.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:44 | 4600185 DarthVaderMentor
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These statist people at State and the White House really seem to think this is just a PR game......do they really think the Russians are nice and gentle people? That communism really exists like Santa Claus? I wonder if she'll still be smiling as I stick in and drain my slavic monster inside of her?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:48 | 4600199 Fíréan
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It's that little yellow Twittie Pie ?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:50 | 4600207 RockyR
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just think: if we did go to war, where would she be?  on the frontline or in some office?  where would you be?

 

think about it.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:51 | 4600210 esum
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get a uniforma and get yor smelly twat to the front.... i'll be back here cheering you on.... sipping a single malt  

send the eyebrow too... nuland.... and fatasspantsuit that gifted the reset (overcharge) button and fuckface kerrykohn.... send obam, his wife and his kids too.... hsi wife ought  to be able to scare them back to russia... 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:02 | 4601232 Rakshas
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I used to sip back in 2000, just relax have a glass or two.... enjoy life.... now with this Gang of Retards in DC my life is a running scene out of Leaving Las Vegas .....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:59 | 4600231 MeBizarro
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This is this rank amateurism at its best but what is with all of the misogynist comments on here? 

Any time a picture of a female is pictured on a story there is a tirade of childish/disgusting/hateful comments towards that woman or women in general.  

ZH should run divorce lawyer ad services on here.  Sure the click through rates would be impressive. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:08 | 4600256 cougar_w
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That was funny. Kinda true too. ZH managed to drive away most of the girls who used to hang here.

Paging MsCreant! Yo sista in da house!

And no I am not a girl. I write about girls in my fiction, but that's because only a girl could eat people or set them on fire and still get away with it. Something being about girls do not as a rule get excited easily so nobody looks too closely at their motivations. A girl killing and eating someone probably has a good reason, kind of thing. Same thing if she randomly sets a banker on fire, or a server farm, or some o' that. She's nice mostly so someone probably pissed her off.

Don't piss off my girls, mate. They be quick and not in a nice way either.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:41 | 4600348 cougar_w
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"All these guys must be crawling misogynists," Fortran said as she scrolled down the page of comments.

"Which guys?" Diamond asked sounding not even slightly interested. She was laying on the floor in a patch of sunlight and had been for most of an hour.

Fortran glanced over at her. "You don't even know what misogyny is."

"Fuck off. I do so," Diamond said rolling over and letting the sun play across her bare breasts and belly fur. "It refers to someone who hates women as a class of people."

"I apologize," Fortran replied. "for misunderestimating your vocabulary."

"So don't read their shit," Diamond opined. "Makes me glad I'm illiterate. You should try it sometime."

Fortran sighed and closed the lid of the laptop computer with a snap.

"In--deed," she began slowly. "Well I'm only marginally female myself being mostly machine, and you are only marginally human, so I guess it doesn't apply to either of us."

Diamond sat up, stretched her arms over her head, and yawned revealing a varied but extensive assortment of ivory cutlery doing so.

"Tell you what," she offered. "Next time I get hungry I'll make a point of hunting only the misogynists."

"That sounds fine," Fortran said, turning in her chair. "But make sure you tell them why you are eating them in particular. It's the only way they will learn."

Diamond blinked and then turned to look at her sister sitting across the room. "You know, somehow I don't think it's going to work that way."

Fortran stood and walked over to the sliding doors, pushed them open and stepped out on the railed 5th floor balcony. "Well give it a try," she said, testing the wind with her raised wings. "I am always in favor of salvation and you should be too. See you at sunset."

She climbed the rail and without hesitation fell off the other side.

Diamond scratched at the top of her head and grumbled, "She's always complicating dinner."

Then she lay down in the sun again and with a sigh, gave up on making sense of things for a while.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:38 | 4600571 A Nonymous Bosch
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I'm thinking it has something to do with her sartorial judgement.  Redheads ("blondes from Hell") should never wear yellow anywhere near their face or hair.  Makes 'em look radioactive.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:29 | 4601319 rivoniaboy
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Only retarded women!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:11 | 4600236 Philalethian
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Meanwhile, the natives are getting restless.

Round two: Ding!

http://rt.com/news/right-nationalists-storm-ukraine-701/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjb41WueiyA

(use english CC)

Here come the Russian rescuers!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:27 | 4600325 mendolover
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Hey Ukraine - do yourselves a huge favor and take all 1500 of these scum out ASAP.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:50 | 4600805 Aussie V
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Reminds me of the Blues Brothers the way they loaded a desk on top of the chair to stop the door from opening.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:03 | 4600241 loveyajimbo
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That Jen Puss-uckky sure is an ass-ugly roach.  Fits in well in this Obongo clown act... maybe a ObungaCare calender with topless and thongs?  Just think of the cash potential... Sebelious, Pelosi, Feinstein, Jackson-Lee. Lois Lerner, Jay Carney, Maximus Waters, Elanor Norton, Transvestite Mooch, BathHouse Barry and the cover... HILLAROID!!!  Co-sponsored by our friends at Gas-X

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:41 | 4600373 mendolover
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I really hope she reads ZH!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:29 | 4600721 pupdog1
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Don't forget Valerie.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:07 | 4600249 highwaytoserfdom
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Tweety bird     I think I saw a Putin Cat I did I did....       lower picture trending #over_their_heads

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:07 | 4600252 esum
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WE ARE STANDING TOGETHER WITH ONE VOICE..................

F U C K   Y O U

 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:56 | 4601210 Rakshas
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+1000 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:09 | 4600258 BullyBearish
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Is she smart enough to realize that behind her $hit-eating grin are thousands of dead proxy-Ukrainians?  Does she care?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:10 | 4600261 SAT 800
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Next time I go to Europe; I'm telling everyone that I'm a Canadian.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:46 | 4600592 BidnessMan
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Thank God for my Irish passport

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:09 | 4600878 A Nonymous Bosch
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Telling everyone in Europe that you are a Canadian isn't all it's cracked up to be -- I am Canadian, and when I tell people over there where I'm from, I mostly get blank looks.  (It's even worse when they hear my accent and try to guess where I'm from -- after a few minutes of wrong guesses and exhausting their entire knowledge of English-speaking countries, I put 'em out of their misery by saying "I'm Canadian," to which their typical reply is something like "Oh, those guys.")

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:47 | 4601004 steelrules
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That Fuck nuts we have leading this country is in lock step with the cabal.

So it won't help.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:15 | 4600281 beaver club
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We are so fucked

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:16 | 4600282 world_debt_slave
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Take your clothes off.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:17 | 4600291 noless
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How do i get her job? I'm sure people would be just as receptive if not more.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:18 | 4600292 Chuck Knoblauch
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Does she pole dance too?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:19 | 4600297 ConManipulation
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There is only one reply that fits here:  Fuck you, you stupid cunt!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:21 | 4600306 mendolover
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Jen Psaki.  Woof!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:22 | 4600307 PontifexMaximus
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I hope that her master Obama will come home from his visit today in Rome with the pope with some good advice. Unfortunately obama was causing trafic jams in Rome, I had an awful lot of trouble to join my fav restaurant, all because of obama and his nonsens presence in the città eterna, he should better go home and never show up anymore there, better go to sevastopol or odessa, but he doesn't have the guts.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:28 | 4600332 YHC-FTSE
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Been thinking about why this photo bothers me so much, apart from the obvious reason that I've already seen this creature at work in a televised press conference, and I already know that this smiling bitch is a cold blooded lying thug.

Then it hit me. The subject, posture, and context is all too reminiscent of the infamous photo of a woman in a prison holding a leash attached to the neck of a naked prisoner in Abu Gahraib. Put a cigarette in her mouth, and the same disgusting effect is all too apparent.  

The naked Iraqi prisoner is now Ukraine. Captured, humiliated, and  forced to beg for scraps from the banker's table. The whole collective country crawls on all fours, hooded and gagged by the msm and propaganda machines, another prize for the EU US MIC/IMF cabal which some say is controlled by the zionists. Maybe they are right or maybe they are wrong but one thing is certain: They are there stripping Ukraine to its bones right now, and they were definitely involved in installing themselves and the neonazis in power in Kiev.

So here we have another image that defines the age at a time in  history when the abject horror of impending war is looming on the horizon: The smiling face of Jen Psaki from the US state dept on Twitter urging the public to be united with a bunch of murdering zionists and neonazis she and her ilk installed in Kiev.

This is a defining moment for me. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the governments of the US, EU, and all others who support them are enemies of humanity. This is the banality of evil.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:37 | 4600361 dexter_morgan
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well said.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:18 | 4600493 walküre
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Russian army does same or probably worse but it doesn't get televised. There's no difference in the way armed forces conduct themselves. Why would there be? Unless they're innocent boys and girls always representing a moral high ground. Right! Not! Ask Afghanis who lived through Russian occupation.

Too bad we can't engage in a "war of selfies". No blood spilled, no money pissed down the drain and still the same humiliation!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:42 | 4600991 lotsoffun
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yhc- ftse

you visual memory is impressive.  i recall other photos - but i think this one shows the facial resemblance and smile closely

https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrB8pLZxDRTz2AAdhWJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTIzNTFycHZyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZAM5M2FmMzI0MGYxMTQyZmFjYmMyMTIwNWMxZDIxZTAwMgRncG9zAzE1BGl0A2Jpbmc-?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dabu%2Bghraib%2Bprison%2Bphotos%26fr%3Dyfp-t-306-s%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D15&w=425&h=329&imgurl=blog.chron.com%2Fartsinhouston%2Ffiles%2Flegacy%2FAbu-Ghraib-Prison-Photos11jun04p10.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chron.com%2Fartsinhouston%2F2009%2F06%2Fanne-wilkes-tucker-on-photography-war-and-unrest%2F&size=24.0KB&name=%3Cb%3EAbu%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3EGhraib%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3EPrison%3C%2Fb%3E-Photos11jun04p10.jpg&p=abu+ghraib+prison+photos&oid=93af3240f1142facbc21205c1d21e002&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t-306-s&tt=%3Cb%3EAbu%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3EGhraib%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3EPrison%3C%2Fb%3E-Photos11jun04p10.jpg&b=0&ni=21&no=15&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=12tgsmq0t&sigb=13k31qghb&sigi=12gpkuqon&sigt=11rapkt6v&sign=11rapkt6v&.crumb=6H2S9qkMRRC&fr=yfp-t-306-s

or this - i was so ashamed.

 

https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrB8pLZxDRTz2AAlRWJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTIzOGl1ZnB0BHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZANmNjNmZDExMDczMWE0ODk4MmJiYWIxZjViNjhlNTE5ZQRncG9zAzQ2BGl0A2Jpbmc-?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dabu%2Bghraib%2Bprison%2Bphotos%26fr%3Dyfp-t-306-s%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D46&w=468&h=310&imgurl=austindefender.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Fabu-ghraib-prison-photos11jun04p03.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Faustindefender.com%2Ftorture%2F&size=33.8KB&name=%3Cb%3Eabu%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3Eghraib%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3Eprison%3C%2Fb%3E-photos11jun04p03&p=abu+ghraib+prison+photos&oid=f63fd110731a48982bbab1f5b68e519e&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t-306-s&tt=%3Cb%3Eabu%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3Eghraib%3C%2Fb%3E-%3Cb%3Eprison%3C%2Fb%3E-photos11jun04p03&b=0&ni=21&no=46&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=112evum5q&sigb=13kmi8hlh&sigi=12pm5o7u6&sigt=11nog8aj4&sign=11nog8aj4&.crumb=6H2S9qkMRRC&fr=yfp-t-306-s

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:12 | 4601092 The_Prisoner
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Well said YHC.

I live in Australia. I love the place. But it has become all to clear that the empire, of which Australia is a branch, are enemies of humanity.

I am enacting my getaway plan soon... resistance by permaculture.

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:16 | 4601449 The Chief
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I have but one upvote to give. Awesome post.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:32 | 4600347 Jackagain
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That's nothing compared to the concerted Russian counter attack....

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101529759?__source=xfinity

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:33 | 4600350 pupdog1
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She went to Georgetown on the coveted and elite Big Bird fellowship.

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:39 | 4600353 tahoebumsmith
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Ahh  riddle me this Jan...Last time I checked over 95% of the people voted to become part of Russia? How come the US only supports referendums they initiate? Why the F would Russia give one rat's ass about what you and Barack think when the majority voted in support of joining Russia. Why don't you start worrying about Americans instead of trying to police the world!!! Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news but your tweet isn't going to accomplish shit and your sanctions against Russia are going to collapse back down on you like a ton of BRICS!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:12 | 4600477 walküre
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Actually it was 115% who voted for Russia on ballots that were printed last year December.

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