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Presenting The Latest US Strategy To Counter "Russian Aggression"

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#Selfies!

 

 

Seems a little cruel and unusual - that's certainly crossing a red line or two...

State Department Spokesperson Jen Psaki's message to the world is not #trending

 

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Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:43 | 4600583 MeBizarro
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Because the ballot was rigged with only 2 responses (none of which included 'staying with current Ukraine gov't) and there were Russian troops reported at/near a number of polling stations to intimidate people.

You can't get 95% of a large group of people to agree on almost anything and the demographic number of Russians in Crimea is no where near that number. 

It was a phony and rigged election.  Not saying that if a legit election were held that Crimea wouldn't have voted to become part of Russia but if you think this was a legit election your incredibly naive. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:39 | 4600757 MeBizarro
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Of course this would get multiple thumbs down even if it the truth. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:17 | 4601454 walküre
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Putinistas on ZH don't care for truth, just propaganda. We're two lone voices in the crowd of "Heil Putin" chanters.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:39 | 4600370 JDFX
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#epicfail 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:42 | 4600379 css1971
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She's a ginger.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:26 | 4600939 lotsoffun
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correct, she's a ginger - and all gingers are daft.  i'm a yank, but most yanks don't know this.  the uk does. it's a genetic fact practically.

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:46 | 4600392 jeffgroove102
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Reality is becoming increasingly ridiculous, especially when the theatre of the absurd becomes the norm.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:52 | 4600413 PGR88
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How about:   "Putin's bad - he doesn't love gays!"

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:03 | 4600415 Cacete de Ouro
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:07 | 4600452 goldhedge
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She needs a good droning

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:08 | 4600459 babarian gourd
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I read where they're going to fast rope her onto the kremlin with a bag full of girl scout cookies. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:11 | 4600470 walküre
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Too bad Romney wasn't elected. At least we could have hoped he had some activist Mormon sleeper cells in Russia. Perhaps even some closet Mormons in the Duma.

Alas we have a black muslim. None of that is relevant, influential or even appreciated in Russia.

Not even the muslims in the world are rooting for us! We're fucked!

Heil Putin!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:11 | 4600474 babarian gourd
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Im sure shes over educated, probably Georgetown or Columbia yet lacking in any real world experience except a two year stint in Peace Corps and a worthless internship with state rep nobody.... not to mention she looks like Kathy Bates from 'Misery'

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:14 | 4600483 Incubus
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that dress and necklace looks straight out of the simpsons.

 

Was she playing marge for halloween? or maybe the flintstones?

 

says much of the mindset of our government

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:18 | 4600489 syntaxterror
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Here are some the top trending tweeter tags

 

#Please-Be-Our-Debt-Slaves
#CTRL-Print-For-Ukraine

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:20 | 4600506 Moe Howard
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If she wants to compete with VP, she has to strip to the waist. There is no getting around that.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:24 | 4600522 Richard Whitney
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This administration is so thoroughly inauthentic, it staggers the mind.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:52 | 4600608 Dolus
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The young Libtards are so out of touch with world politics after being sheltered for their entire lives by their "Tiger/Helicopter Mom" they actually think that they are making a difference. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:00 | 4600848 zipit
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Yes we cannabis

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:21 | 4600695 lakecity55
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Actually, I cannot believe an employee of the State Department would be this retarded, or even allowed to post this tripe.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:32 | 4601324 matrix2012
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But this promotional pic is serving good for TWEETER cause, it may up TWTR stawk price this FRIDAY!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:24 | 4600524 Bear
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I am sure this is going to be of great comfort to the thousands of Ukrainians who are looking down the barrel of the 100,000 Russian troops on their border.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:44 | 4601185 therevolutionwas
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At this point the Ukrainians might long for another country's intervention to get some kind of normalacy, Russkies or whoever, just to get the country back on a path of hope for the future.  Their government has been so corrupt for so long.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:41 | 4600579 El Vaquero
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What, they're going to send Jen Psaki in there to baffle them with bullshit? 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:59 | 4600625 BustainMovealota
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Sad for the USA.  Being beat down by thier own administration.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:59 | 4600626 BustainMovealota
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Sad for the USA.  Being beat down by thier own administration.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:12 | 4600663 bigrooster
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Please tell me that no one here on ZH uses twitter?  Is it just me or do only idiots use twitter and buy the stock?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:12 | 4600689 lakecity55
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I call it "Tweeter" 'cause it's Gay, IMO.

And, young lady, you need some professional fashion advice.

Yeesh.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 06:41 | 4601814 F.A. Hayek
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Twatter

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:15 | 4600673 Herdee
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There are already rumblings of regime change in Ukraine.Doesn't look good for neocons in America supporting nationalistic-nazi government leaders.Quiet diplomacy by Israel is most likely very displeased with U.S. and European politicians using far right neo-nazis to overthrow another Government.Israel and Saudi already know they've been double-crossed on the Iran nuclear situaion by the American Administration.Saudis visiting China spells trouble ahead with the petro-dollar.Maybe Saudi is next for a bombing,who knows?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:20 | 4600690 pupdog1
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This picture is so ridiculous that the Tylers posted it twice, thinking we wouldn't believe it the first time.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:25 | 4600707 jmcadg
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A cursory check of google shows she's lovin' her anal beads. She's especially rockin' those chunky green ones!!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:45 | 4600767 DIgnified
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Making us look like a bunch of fucking idiots.  They have to be targeting the finest of the dumb with this crap. 

This crap is just as bad as the other half of the propaganda equation.

"More Americans like Putin."  So the fuck what?  99% of those people are playing the 'lesser of two evils' game.  

Fuck that.  I'm tired of playing "Which asshole smells better?"  Why do I have to pick which set of lies I want to support?  To willfully support lies based on geographical proximity even more ludicrous than to just knowingly accept a lie. 

Can't be left alone.... the fuck man?

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:44 | 4600774 jomama
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that front-butt is not helping matters.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:45 | 4600776 rsnoble
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As long as the 'one voice' is from the US and elitist backed.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:46 | 4600783 Rakshas
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Cringe-worthy doesn't even begin......... oh my god oh my god oh my god ...... fuck it I give up

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:47 | 4600797 JDFX
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Fire selfies not guns ! 

 

This is some trippy shit going down. Putins nutsack is growing unfeasibly large, and the West look flacid.

 

Start of the end game, whilst Putins in power. I'd imagine he's gonna run with the ball until he's hard tackled. And he's got the backing of his people and parliament, and China ? 

 

 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:33 | 4600955 Magnum
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Most people around the world will not side with the global spymaster. If I were an independent Ukrainian I'd be distancing myself from her and who she represents.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:41 | 4600986 are we there yet
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I talked today to a psychology professor at Moscow University, and she said that America has cut off funding her polygraphing drug trafficting suspects as a Crimea protest. That is self defeating. Our US leaders do not think very far ahead, or think at all.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:45 | 4600998 illadeljim
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When we aren't reading Malcom Gladwell, sipping wine, taking selfies, or loving the prestige we are afforded by society, we are reluctantly getting our hands dirty helping to protect lowly citizen-serfs and uncivilized types. Cheers to all my elite DC socialite bitches, YOLO!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:57 | 4601030 dexter_morgan
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why are we wasting time on this while Obameo is over in Belgium negotiating that TTIP bullshit?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:27 | 4601127 qualityhardware
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#KillThemAll

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:43 | 4601182 no more banksters
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US private military companies to suppress pro-Russian demonstrations in East Ukraine?

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2014/03/us-private-military-companies...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:45 | 4601186 Sathington Willougby
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Is it a rule that the most shallow and fatuous are to govern us livestock?

Moo.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:47 | 4601197 tom a taxpayer
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State Dept Dating Hotline: American woman looking for western Ukrainian man to marry. Seeking a neofascist who appreciates a color-coordinated woman with redidsh brown hair, green beads, and a yellow dress.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:00 | 4601214 Atomizer
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Throw a cat in Obama's lap. Declare he has TB and is too ill to make global decisions while in health ACA solitary confinement. Problem solved. TOTUS is asking for a pay raise or he shall mix up words to get President to catch himself lying. 

 

/ sarc 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:10 | 4601252 matrix2012
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I LOVE this Selfie approach.

Thing will be even better if she's as lustful as those talking heads in the msm machination such as blumberg!!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:19 | 4601297 Chaos_Theory
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Congratulations Ukraine.  There's a volunteer to man an anti-tank weapon for your front lines. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:42 | 4601352 Atomizer
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Hash tag epic failure created by our us government and paid by the taxpayers still employed to support euro trash life styles. Fuck that noise. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:52 | 4601383 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
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US State Department actually made a video of a cardboard Obama being trotted around Rome with cartoon music.  This is an official video.  Who can respect this shit anymore?

Extra special bonus feature - Secretary of State John Kerry makes an appearance at 0:35!  http://imgur.com/vcVag6x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrbiMoKNTs 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:14 | 4601446 Handful of Dust
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"No one saw this cumming."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 00:25 | 4601539 q99x2
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I thought we were for Putin.

On Coast to Coast am tonight  SETI astronomer Seth Shostak speaks about the search for extraterrestrial life, and what aliens might look like.

Look no further. The search appears to be over.

Probably a couple extra sets of arms curled up under that yellow outfit.

Could be  a cross between a moose and a beetle.


Fri, 03/28/2014 - 00:45 | 4601582 frontierland
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Skank

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 00:51 | 4601592 resurger
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Stay united on a huge cock

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 01:12 | 4601615 Umh
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Selfies what a great way to load the facial recognition database.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 01:26 | 4601631 Never One Roach
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Netflix was the first step.

Now, we must cut them off from watching Dancing with the Idols reruns. That'll teach 'm!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:33 | 4601678 iinthesky
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Go Fuck Your #Selfie

 

Queue theme song

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:38 | 4601684 Kina
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If she was naked....

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:48 | 4601692 q99x2
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1921921 2014927

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 03:15 | 4601702 basho
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the new barbie doll

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 04:58 | 4601762 no more banksters
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Here, the US strategy to counter "Russian Aggression":

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2014/03/us-private-military-companies...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 05:19 | 4601768 Fred123
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Where do these people come from????? I think I want to throw up.....

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 06:37 | 4601810 F.A. Hayek
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Product of Stamford ct and the college of William and Mary

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 05:41 | 4601774 pies_lancuchowy
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The more she and her boss talk , the more I like Putin

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 06:41 | 4601815 jughead
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If we like Ukraine so much, we should show it by keeping our greedy widdle meddling hands out of their affairs?   Crazy, I know.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 06:43 | 4601817 muleskinner
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Please stop picking on this poor woman who obviously is deluded and psychologically diffused.

It can be stated, unequivocally, that President Obama is even dumber.

Pick on that dumbass.

Leave the poor woman alone. 

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