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Putin Calls Obama To "Draw Attention To Ukraine Extremists", Obama Replies With Request For Putin To Pull Out

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Moments ago the White House made a fine point of announcing that - for the first time since the Ukraine crisis erupted and led to the unanswered annexation of Crimea by Russia - Putin called the White House first to discuss what was vaguely enough described as "a diplomatic resolution to the crisis in Ukraine." However a more detailed read through of what actually happened reveals that there is less here than meets the eye (as a rational person would suspect since any truly good news would have been divulged during market trading hours).

As the Kremlin's own interpretation of the call between the two leaders discloses, "Vladimir Putin drew Barack Obama’s attention to continued rampage of extremists who are committing acts of intimidation towards peaceful residents, government authorities and law enforcement agencies in various regions and in Kiev with impunity."

Here, Putin undoubtedly is focusing on last night's storming of the parliament by the "Right Sector" neonazis, which initially had been insturmental in the violent Ukraine coup and have now become a huge nuisance to the acting government. Which, as we noted yesterday, meant they suddenly had become Putin's best friend. Because in bringing attention to their actions, the Kremlin makes it quite clear that the Russian case of neofascists running rampant in Kiev, was in fact at least partially accurate.

Kremlin goes on:

In light of this, the President of Russia suggested examining possible steps the global community can take to help stabilise the situation. The two presidents agreed that specific parameters for this joint work will be discussed by the Russian and US foreign ministers in the near future.

 

Vladimir Putin also pointed out that Transnistria is essentially experiencing a blockade, which significantly complicate the living conditions for the region’s residents, impeding their movement and normal trade and economic activities. He stressed that Russia stands for the fair and comprehensive settlement of the Transnistria conflict and hopes for effective work in the existing 5+2 negotiation format.

Simply said, Putin called Obama to make it quite clear that the Russian is nowhere close to de-escalating, and in fact is bringing even more attention to the old party line - that Russia is concerned about the living conditions of Russians and other "compatriots" in Ukraine. The implicit threat here is that should the neonazis continue to act with "rampant impunity" then Russia will have no choice but to intervene.

How about the flip side? Here is the White House's version of events from The Hill:

President Obama called on Russian President Vladimir Putin to pull back his troops from Ukraine’s border on Friday during a phone call between the two leaders. Obama noted that the Ukrainian government has pursued “a restrained and de-escalatory approach” in the crisis, the White House said.

 

He urged Russia to support Ukraine’s democratic process and to "avoid further provocations, including the buildup of forces on its border with Ukraine.” The phone call, which was initiated by Putin, comes a day after Agence France-Presse reported nearly 100,000 Russian troops had lined up along their border with Ukraine, according to a Ukrainian official.

 

“President Putin called President Obama today to discuss the U.S. proposal for a diplomatic resolution to the crisis in Ukraine, which Secretary Kerry had again presented to Foreign Minister Lavrov at the meeting at the Hague earlier this week, and which we developed following U.S. consultations with our Ukrainian and European partners,” the White House said in a statement.

 

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Obama made it clear to Putin, the White House said, that de-escalation in the crisis can only happen if Russian pulls its troops back and doesn’t take steps “to further violate Ukraine’s territorial integrity and sovereignty.”

 

During the phone call, Obama also reiterated the United States “strongly opposes” Russia’s actions, which he said violated Ukraine’s sovereignty.  Obama also expressed this message to Russia in an interview that first aired on “CBS This Morning” on Friday.

 

Russia’s troop buildup, Obama said in the interview, “may simply be an effort to intimidate Ukraine or it may be that they've got additional plans.”

To summarize, Putin calls Obama to inform him, and thus the international community, just under what conditions Russia will continue to push on inside Ukraine - namely a real or false flag provocation by "extremists" against Russians, while Obama drones on, pun inteded, about de-escalating and threatening with "costs." Sounds about right.

 

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Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:47 | 4604148 drendebe10
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Ha! What else would you expect from such an arrogant, narcissistic, pathologically lying, illegal alien kenyan muslim sociopathy ignoramus fudge packer in chief only interested in its grand imperial golf life style and $17K dresses, $8400 suites for its wookie.  The fudge packer in chief has about as much in common with the American blacks as white people do with polar bears.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:24 | 4604242 Dollarmedes
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"Obama [asks] Putin to pull out."

Heh. That sounds about right.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:43 | 4604399 ILLILLILLI
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"It's too long...!!"

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:01 | 4604443 Berspankme
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and putin said "that's just the tip" 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:50 | 4604717 Joenobody12
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Hope and change ! I Hope I Change into a white man. 

He is tryin to imitate what a white republican does - chasing a stupid white ball with a stick.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:57 | 4604735 dexter_morgan
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LOL, but what do you really think of him?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 03:42 | 4605033 Kirk2NCC1701
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Kirk's Rule of Loyalty and Bio-wealth:

"If Blood is thicker than Water, and
Oil is thicker than Blood, then
Vampire blood is thicker than Oil."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:31 | 4604076 alfred b.
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     Loll   ...."the President of Russia calls the Tzar of the United States of Merrica".....good one!!

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:46 | 4604138 lakecity55
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"President Putin placed a call to Comrade Bath House, Chairman of the Central Committee of the USSA."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:31 | 4604078 agent default
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I suppose that they will put the whole EU on watch as well.  No gas and everything you know. Event risk cuts both ways,no?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:35 | 4604090 Fíréan
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Meanwhile Obama was today, friday march 28.2014 in Riyadh Saudi Arabia with the king there of :

""The president arrived in Riyadh Friday evening", then quickly boarded the presidential helicopter for a 30-minute flight to the king's desert camp. Obama walked through a row of military guards to an ornate room featuring a massive crystal chandelier and took a seat next to the king, who appeared to be breathing with the assistance of an oxygen tank."

http://www.statejournal.com/story/25096946/obama-in-saudi-arabia-to-reas...

(Assuming that was Saudi evening time, or is it USA evening )

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:44 | 4604132 lakecity55
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His Majesty is probably trying to breathe air that does not smell  of the sulphur that Shaitan Bath House brought with him.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 02:54 | 4605005 dogismycopilot
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The King of Saudi has a wild sense of humor:

From Today's MEES

SAUDI KING SPRINGS SURPRISE ON EVE OF OBAMA VISIT

 

The king has now moved to assure a transition of power and avert a struggle amongst the younger generation of princes. In a surprise decree late on 27 March, the eve of Mr

Obama’s arrival, he announced the appointment of Prince Muqrin as deputy crown prince and future king. Prince Muqrin, who is 69, is the youngest son of King ‘Abd al ‘Aziz Ibn Saud, the kingdom’s founder. A former intelligence chief, he is known to be close to the king. The US President is doubtless being briefed during his flight to Riyadh on the nature of the man who will one day rule the nation that houses one fifth of the world’s conventional crude oil reserves. ¶

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:34 | 4604091 EconomicGenocide
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So it is OK for the US to have black ops people (blackwater) in Ukraine, but it is not OK for Russia to have Russian troops in RUSSIA!!!! Where should they be,,,,,,,,,,,,, In Poland where the US has nukes aimed at Russia!!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:47 | 4604411 sushi
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Obama: Vlad, about those 100,000 troops and the 30,000 tanks you have in Russian territory. They are making me a mite uncomfortable and my wife says to ask you to move them.

Vlad: No problemo. I have told them all to go to Kiev.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:35 | 4604093 Son of Captain Nemo
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Related but unrelated...

Here we go again folks round and round she goes.... 

I'm not a fan of Gordon Duff as he has "cried wolf' too many times and gotten it wrong, but with Israel's announcement of it's Embassies being closed due to strikes last Sunday, President Obama's announcement that he is more worried about a nuclear threat to Manhattan than anything happening regarding Russia...

We know who the "usual suspects" are for making shit happen.

I just don't want to give them the satisfaction for celebratory dancing in somebody elses Country again when it's their own Country that should be wiped off the map this time, once and for all that is!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4604113 lakecity55
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I think we know with a 50% probability the report from Reporters w/o borders SHOWED THE 777 Doppelganger in Tel Aviv!

Dare we suspect a FF nuke on NYC and a combined economic collapse/dhs assault on americans/nuclear counterstrike?

And, does the word spreading have a chance to stop anything that might happen, or is it Too Late???

Some kind of plan is coming together, ZHers, and it does not portend well!!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:22 | 4604202 Son of Captain Nemo
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LC

It doesn't even do any good at this point to run through "scenarios" if indeed Israel has been successful at parking nuclear warheads in each of their selected embassies around the World.  Most prominent of those locations the United States.

If the U.S. Government allowed that to happen on their watch with the rumors that have been out their since 2006, the U.S. military should have destroyed "it" as soon as they got wind that nuclear weapons were being stored either in Manhattan or D.C.

To call them beyond insane for even trying a stunt like that with the U.S. Government who made their military and borders since 1951 is putting it mildly. To form the best possible analogy, it's like watching the movie Prometheus with the tentacled Alien creature (Israel) destroying it's creator (United States and Britain)... 

Unlike the movie the creature will be dead on arrival as will everything else in it's environment -but I guess that "it" already knows the outcome!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:33 | 4604501 WhyWait
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Thie seems to be going pretty far afield.  It's like saying "here's what we think the Security State must be thinking of doing and is capable of.  Here's something big and dramatic that we don't understand.  This must be the explanation."  But the claim of a piece of evidence - the plane, seen in Tel Aviv - cannot be lightly dismissed, because it fits the facts better than the official story that's emerging. 

Reports in local newspapers, by a number of observers, of what looks like that plane passing low over the Maldives is compelling, and the instant rejection of their credibility by the MSM raised a red flag.

The dismissal of the importance of the landing simulations found on the pilot's computer is disengenuous.  Any unbiased observer would consider the fact that Diego Garcia was one and the plane was steering in its direction to be highly important.

Add to that the fact that Diego Garcia is one of the most secretive and tightly controlled pieces of real estate on the planet.

Finally the discovery of a debris field in the south Indian Ocean is disturbing, because it makes no sense - except as a distractor.

We who want to understand what's going on in the world must keep this as an open and important question. 

That being said ... hope you're wrong bro!

 

 

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 05:00 | 4605071 Ifigenia
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Where are Diego Garcia natives, couldnt they gave some tips about the plane?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 07:04 | 4605129 Zwelgje
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Forced evacuation somewhere in the 20th century, I think it was the sixties.  

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 15:47 | 4605876 Ifigenia
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but it isnt against human rights, rule of law and democracy to force someone out of their homes. Those russians are bad

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:19 | 4604788 palmereldritch
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The suitcase nukes were cryptically referred to as The Samsonite Option by another commenter a few days ago if I read it correctly.

WRT to your comparison to Prometheus, IMO it gets stranger and more absurd than that...more akin to an Illuminati Jonestown where their creator expects Lucifer to emerge if they succeed in setting the world on fire...they are simply the Eye of Sauron's stooges...his unwitting and highly programmed alpha Orcs of death and destruction.

Unfortunately we will all pay the price if sanity does not prevail in the Middle Kingdom.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:54 | 4604846 Son of Captain Nemo
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Unfortunately we will all pay the price if sanity does not prevail in the Middle Kingdom.

Well said indeed.  Let's hope what you said doesn't become our reality.  While I relish the comment to ZH and responses like your's we can always do more.

Lets hope that we can do more than just synthesize in words what we are witnessing but shape those "words" into actions that can stop it before it's too late!

Thx

https://waveofaction.org/

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:55 | 4604730 dexter_morgan
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LC, I apparently don't visit the right sites, other than ZH of course, but what is this that you are referring to with the 777 and nukes? 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:11 | 4604210 Debt Slave
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If that were to be the case, I would believe it to be the cause of divine intervention.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:35 | 4604095 Yen Cross
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  Who exactly are these de-facto extremists?   The neo-nazi -CIA clan, or their Disenfranchised underlings that will be financially assraped by IMF,EU,NATO?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 06:45 | 4605119 disabledvet
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"Ukrainians."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:36 | 4604097 lakecity55
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Either Bath House calls his NAZIs off, or Vlad will do it for him.

It is obvious the Fascists are threatening the peace and the new unelected government.

I am telling you, either Bath House is mentally deranged, or whoever advising him is, or Both!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:29 | 4604220 tom a taxpayer
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I spilled my margharita over my laptop when I read the second sentence and "new unelected government". 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:03 | 4604325 El Vaquero
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Valarie Jarret?  I'm pretty sure she's deranged.  As a good friend of mine likes to say, she needs a good hard fucking donkey punch. 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:33 | 4604679 dexter_morgan
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The most powerful woman nobody has heard of....unless from Chicago.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4604117 Joe A
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Putin just called to listen in on the talks between Obama and the Saudis. For sure they are discussing oil, Syria, Tchechen rebels sturring up things in Russia, etc. Saudis are cunning and they will play hard ball with Obama and it won't be golf.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:40 | 4604118 NOZZLE
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$10 says the ukraine "military" walks away from its tanks and APC's and turns their uniforms inside out. 

I got another $10 on Ukraine being divided roughly in half.  

My grandparents were from Kyiv, they identified as Russian for a reason.  

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:42 | 4604127 One And Only
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Probably because the Ukraine was part of Russia when they were your age.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:11 | 4604209 Volkodav
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Every family I know of in Kyiv and area is positve Russia..wants the takeover govt. kicked..

anywhere east/south from there big majority would do same..

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:48 | 4604152 Judge Crater
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If you notice, people are now talking about World War Three, unheard of five years ago.  All this war talk will pale once borings in the Ogallala aquifer show widespread contamination from carcinogenic fracking chemicals.  Contaminated aquifers in the Midwest could spell the end of the wheat belt.  Then the corporate farmers will be clamoring for the Keystone pipeline, for use as an aqueduct to transport clean water to irrigate their crop fields, once the Ogallala aquifer is off limits for a few centuries because of fracking contamination.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:49 | 4604155 Noob1011
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Exclusive: Russia threatened countries ahead of UN vote on Ukraine - envoys
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/28/us-ukraine-crisis-un-idUSBREA2...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:49 | 4604303 Winston Churchill
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Do you honestly think the US didn't as well ?

Naive much ?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 06:49 | 4605120 disabledvet
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we just expect our threats to be more successful. "you have your orders Winston. Now move out...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:25 | 4604364 Volkodav
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Reuters? You know who owns this?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:47 | 4604409 ILLILLILLI
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"Reuters? You know who owns this, right?"

Made it easier for the noob to get the intended message...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:55 | 4604171 Hannibal
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When all said and done I bet (Rusian) Eastern Ukraine can't wait to join the Russian Federation.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 06:51 | 4605122 disabledvet
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can't stop there dude. "once you're in....you're all in."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:55 | 4604172 b_thunder
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Actually, Putin's ATM card got declined, so he called to ask for a one-time cash advance.

 

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:58 | 4604181 Mr Giggles
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Attacttak Attact attack atack : who side you on? dont know free boots.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:01 | 4604188 Cannon Fodder
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Sounds like Putin is laying the ground work for justification for invading.

Hey, I talked to Obama, told him that things are still messed up in Ukraine - ethinic Russians are being terrorized -etc.

Obama didn't care, wouldn't negotiate and told me to back off with the troops.

So what choice do I have? So yes, I sent my troops into Ukraine to protect Russians and stabalize the country...

 

Just a theory of course...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:18 | 4604226 gatorengineer
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Perhaps a handle change to Captain Obvious, LOL....

 

Putin has grossly underestimated one thing in this confrontation.  Never ever piss off a Wookie, by beating up on her Bytch.....

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:57 | 4604597 jomama
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y'all need to learn to spell wookiee.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:05 | 4604196 Debt Slave
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This is hilarious. Putin continues to show the world what a meat puppet Obama really is. HOW CAN SO MANY NOT SEE THIS.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:09 | 4604204 Mr Giggles
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Last call for the beaurocrat!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:15 | 4604222 Mr Giggles
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No JEWS

no DOGS

no DOLLAZ

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:39 | 4604255 NuYawkFrankie
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re Obama requests Putin to pull out...

so's Reggie can have a go.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:38 | 4604276 SmittyinLA
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Obama makes those Nigerian lotto officials look honest.

 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:47 | 4604299 Debt Slave
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Smitty where ya been. Good to see ya.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:38 | 4604277 bugs_
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China is watching.  The United States Military Protecterate of Formosa has increased concern.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:38 | 4604278 Psquared
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So the implication here is that the ultra conservative neo-nazis are under the control of the West and the chaos and disorder is the result of meddling by the EU and/or the US. The Soviets, on the other hand, are the peace loving liberals who only want to restore order and protect the people. Sounds familiar.

It really is difficult to figure out who are the good guys and who are the bad guys in this world.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 06:53 | 4605123 disabledvet
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indeed it is.

indeed...it is.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:39 | 4604280 Omegaman2211
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Obama replies with request for Putin to pull out of his asshole.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:40 | 4604556 Omegaman2211
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I see some Obamites were thuper duper offended by my comment :~(

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:41 | 4604284 earleflorida
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Vlad is going in. Period!!! 

What will Obama do, but lead from behind-- this time it will be Germany and Poland leading the NATO charge? The UK is sick of the... coalition-of-the-willing, wars, and Italy is flat-out broke.

Putin will set up his new toys... yes, the S-500-- not the old S-300, or the much talked about S-400, but the Nazi widow maker. 

And? --- Surprise, surprise... the Saudi's BandarBush will be sending jihadist into all of Euroland, to facilitate the vacumn Merkel and Holland failed to comprehend... that neo-Nazi's and jihadist are of the kindred ideology and holocaust spirit!

So sad, that Vlad (Cool Hand Luke/Putin) has such a-- 'Failure to Communicate' with a 'Had Enough, Peace (Fascist) Annointed Czar'... ordained by a flailing, unimpetus NWO?!?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:36 | 4604387 earleflorida
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"What we've got here is a 'Failure to Communicate'"

Vlad as Paul Newman-- Mr. Cool Hand Luke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnO9Jyz82Ps

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:16 | 4604878 vic and blood
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+100  Cool Hand Luke reference.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:15 | 4604780 stopthejunk1
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The S-500 is at least 4 years away from deployment.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:51 | 4604307 ciscokid
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Stock up on Vodka guys...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:22 | 4604361 Volkodav
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Rodnik

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:02 | 4604324 Ifigenia
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Obama only need to respond that we are guide by democratic values, rule of law and human rights, so fuck of Putin and no Vitoria Nulland cookies for you , damn ruskie.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:08 | 4604331 daedon
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Putin is a cheater, he knew full well that the US wanted to place forward components of their friendly and peaceful  Missile Defense Shield in Crimea.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:23 | 4604362 gatorengineer
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The thing that we so quickly forget is that Putin has the WHOLE Snowden file........

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:48 | 4604416 JR
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The files Snowden has are the most valuable treasure in the world, more significant than riches, greater than military might; they are the key to protecting the people of the world from would-be tyrants.

Snowden risked his life for them, knows how they can be kept secret, and if he is the patriot he appears to be, he’ll not turn them over to any world power, Putin or an Israeli-dominated America.

The files’ greatest use is in the information they can provide to keep as many people as possible on this planet free from tyranny as long as possible.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:12 | 4604772 stopthejunk1
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That may be overstating things a bit.

 

The longer we go without knowing what else is in those files, the more irrelevant they become.

 

In a year or two, the information will be completely outdated and therefore useless.  The government will be able to deny everything.  "Oh, we don't do that anymore."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:29 | 4604371 JR
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The point is, this is well within the Russian zone of influence, particularly as it affects Russian trade and financial dealings with the West. And if the bankers and Obama expect solutions to this crisis by having Putin surrender Russian influence, they are expecting something that will never happen.

It bears repeating that the European Union’s sponsors, the international bankers and the owners of the Federal Reserve, want Georgia, the Baltic states and all of Ukraine brought into debt slavery as the next step in the drive to world government.

The closer they get, the less free the citizens of these nations will be, just like the citizens of the United States. Once the hammer comes down on a world currency and a world police power, the end of sovereignty and the end of freedom will be universal throughout the planet.

You will not be able to go the jungles of South America without the police force finding you and clamping you in irons.

Surely, Edward Snowden, who has sounded the warning, has made this clear.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:15 | 4604779 Yen Cross
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 J.R. has been busy?  Well done

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:31 | 4604379 Iam Yue2
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Peace in our time.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:39 | 4604391 Stinko da Munk
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Vlad: "Hey, Barry, I just called to ask you what King Abdullah's ass tastes like."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:41 | 4604394 undertowed
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That call was just a warning shot. And once again, Barry is Putin's bitch!

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 07:15 | 4605131 disabledvet
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don't you get tired of just saying this shit over and over again? I mean I truly am the last person on earth to tell someone "get a life dude"...but..."get a life dude."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:00 | 4604395 Aussie V
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I can't understand howcBathouse Barry can get this speech so WRONG! Why has this yet to be reported in the US or Australia's media. Or indeed here on ZH??

It is beyond belief that a US President and, leader of the 'so called' free world can get a historical world topic so wrong and still have it covered up by the compliant media. Whoever runs this guy is nuts! or he's nuts! Either way, it is fuckin scary.

http://rt.com/news/obama-kosovo-russia-mistake-705/

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:00 | 4604441 smacker
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Obama is allowed by Allah (PBUH) to rewrite history.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:02 | 4604447 Aussie V
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That was meant to read "This Prick, Bathouse Barry"

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:34 | 4604524 JR
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When the people are subjected to an absence of truth, they instead are asked to believe the patent lie. If it would have helped U.S. PR for Kosovo to have a referendum in careful cooperation with the UN before its breakaway from Serbia to give Obama cover for his clandestine operations in Ukraine and Crimea, then, voila, say Kosovo had a referendum – even though it didn’t.

By now, millions of Americans will believe anything. Why not the false speech given yesterday by Obama in Brussels in which he said:

“And Kosovo only left Serbia after a referendum was organized not outside the boundaries of international law, but in careful cooperation with the United Nations and with Kosovo’s neighbors. None of that even came close to happening in Crimea.”


In fact, “none of that even came close to happening” in Kosovo either.

If cover-up doesn’t work, and if the lies don’t work, then lie bigger -- until finally black is white and white is black.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:44 | 4604567 Aussie V
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Yea, I see your point but, in the scheme of things don't you think that this is gettin fuckin scary that a POTUS would do this with no questions asked??

 

Whatever happened to Journalists??

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:56 | 4604732 JR
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Whatever happened to Journalists?? There aren't any; you can't call these people journalists.

Yes, there is reason for fear of a glib-tongued man who holds contempt for truth and has a handle on the power to engage total destruction; which means there is need for courage on our part. We cannot be called slaves while we still hold guns.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:53 | 4604847 Aussie V
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You may hold guns but we Aussies have been systematically disarmed 12 years ago.

I can't even build or buy a slug gun here. What you guys call a pea shooter.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 01:05 | 4604938 JR
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A sad event, a tragic event, to disarm those who cherish and would protect freedom in Australia, Aussie V.

The list goes on and on here in the US for passage of U.S. Federal gun control legislation that would strike down Americans’ right to keep and bear arms, many of these attempts successful. As to what’s happening in America, you might be interested in Godfather of Gun Control: Who’s Behind the Curtain With Bloomberg?, published a few months ago in The Blaze and described as follows:

Editor’s note: For September cover story of TheBlaze Magazine, Kathy Jessup investigated NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s pro-gun-control group Mayors Against Illegal Guns and what she found was an intertwined group of left-wing groups and financiers and an organization that’s using government resources to fight for the agenda of an anti-gun politician through a non-profit organization.

Kathy reveals that Bloomberg has launched a massive campaign to undermine the Second Amendment and rid America of guns. And he’s using shady connections and taxpayer dollars to do it.

Can he be stopped? Will Americans stand up and say “enough”?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/30/godfather-of-gun-control-whos-behind-the-curtain-with-bloomberg/

Or this on Daily Paul Liberty Forum:

Who is Behind Gun Control (in the US)?

http://www.dailypaul.com/313938/who-is-behind-gun-control

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 03:52 | 4605038 Aussie V
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I spent 6 weeks in the US last year and had a great time. However, one thing surprised this boy from Oz. That was I met a lot of people, maybe 35% of the total I met there who, were convinced that the US was heading towards a civil war. For me, being an Aussie, that was amazing because, we're too busy surfing at the beach to ever think about things like that. The worse thing we do is 'go bush' and live in isolation which, is not such a bad option with the right gear!

However, the people I was talking to in the US were convinced that a civil war was coming and, they were from very different walks of life. There seems to be a fermenting undercurrent of turmoil and anger there just simmering away.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 07:40 | 4605140 disabledvet
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I've spent my whole life growing up around and using guns. "killing things and eating them" to be blunt.

I do posses a firearm as well.

I hate the thing and thank God I am not addicted to "them" as many people I know are. (I have friends and previous associates who have entire aresenals.)

the oddity is I've been trained by my Government in precisely how to use the veritable panoply of these instruments for the singular purpose of killing other humans. I'm talking "the run of the mill stuff." m-16's, m-249's, m-9 berreta's, mrk-19 grenade launcher machine gun, m-60 machine guns, the upgraded 240gulf, the 120 mm mortar tube (towed) system, laser range finders, thermal sites, tow and javelin missile systems. I have personally fired every one of these weapons...and a couple more I'm sure I've forgotten.

I friggin laugh at these gun people when I think of not just that firepower...but seeing that firepower in use, massed and to said desired effect. suffice to say "there wasn't anything alive once we were done."

I hate guns. I truly do. but that's why I'm the only person you will me who ain't full retard in this world. everyone else I "played" with was addicted to these...and having overthrown a Government once...I understand how once you do these things there is no going back (let alone "home.")

I was very fortunate...my God spared me this affliction. I have suffered and paid a price beyond all measure for being this person...but that is what Jesus Christ and my Church taught me as a boy...that I would suffer the greatest of pains for not being "that man."

it is ironic that the Swiss flag is a cross...that that's the one all of Europe "rallies around" when danger strikes. where will they run to when their Gods fail them?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 11:28 | 4605358 Aussie V
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I also am a Christian and have been truly humbled in my life. As the old saying goes

"Time bends the knee"

True Christianity may be the answer but, very few are asking the question.

Many of those that claim to represent Christ in the form of Churches are nothing more than a Corporation themselves. I find it incredibly sad.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:51 | 4604420 Mr Giggles
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Just laugh.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:52 | 4604424 Mr Giggles
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No water to israel.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:55 | 4604429 messystateofaffairs
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Hint, hint Barry and other assorted tribally occupied "leaders"; Russia will be moving into the Ukraine shortly.

That's what happens when they drop the ball and lose control of their secret game which ain't so secret anymore.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:01 | 4604442 Bill of Rights
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Obama to Putin, abort mission the sheep are on to us, I repeat abort mission execute plan B ... Nuke Manhattan.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:01 | 4604445 smacker
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Obama is either stone cold stupid or he's been told to start a new Cold War.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:48 | 4604578 Sathington Willougby
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Yep

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 04:44 | 4605060 CuttingEdge
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Problem being, the Cunt-in-Chief is that incompetent it could very soon turn into a Hot War...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:07 | 4604459 Mr Giggles
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Whos pants he wherin.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:09 | 4604463 Mr Giggles
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Tea pot Yea!!!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:13 | 4604469 Sathington Willougby
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Pretty sure Putin's going to pull out when he's through.  Obama's going to have to take it until then.  Then he can go home and give it to his Yeti wife.   

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:23 | 4604647 dexter_morgan
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squatchy

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:15 | 4604482 optimator
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Hey Vlad, can you finish by Sunday or at least Monday by market opening in NY.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:48 | 4604576 Sathington Willougby
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He's trying to finish. But BO isn't doing it for him.  He's now using his hand and closing his eyes thinking about a certain first lady that reminds him of the video "Leaping Russian Yeti".  

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:17 | 4604486 yrbmegr
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In 2017, after a Republican is elected President and Republicans control both houses of Congress, America will enter World War III.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:33 | 4604527 stant
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we have been in www3 for sometime now

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:41 | 4604560 Sathington Willougby
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Good thing Kerry hasn't tried to expand the fronts.  Oh wait he did.  But he's not on that team?  Or is he?  Who can tell?  Well at any rate I'll just rely on snippy little propo-bots to tell me how it all works.  

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:08 | 4604755 dexter_morgan
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I doubt we'll have to wait that long. In to that false red/blue paradigm much?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:09 | 4604759 stopthejunk1
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WW3 started on Sept 11, 2001.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 21:20 | 4606779 kikk
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In 2017, after a Republican is elected President and Republicans control both houses of Congress, America will START World War II

Corrected that for you

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:24 | 4604506 diluted intelligence
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but but but...Barry did tell Putin to remove his "toys" from the fence.....so   is that like ..... if Mexico would tell Barry to remove the Borderguards...????

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:40 | 4604553 q99x2
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Since Obama doesn't actually represent the United States of America and is simply the totus, of a group of fat necked scumbuckets, he can't say much. The only thing this means to me is that negotions between the NWO and Russia are taking place and that nobody is willing to settle yet.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:52 | 4604586 Mr Giggles
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Debt cuntrys go do well wif cap controls.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:11 | 4604617 ChargingHandle
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Seems pretty clear Vlad has set the framework for what would be a justifiable invasion and ass whooping in Kiev.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:18 | 4604787 dexter_morgan
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Probably told the Choomer that he and his tribe stirred up this hornets nest of neo-nazi shit and he better get them under control or the hardware starts rollin. Just wonder how long he gave Chooms to take care of it.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:12 | 4604618 SunnyDD
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Obama over the redline: Putin Pull Out!

Putin push in moar.

Obama over the redline: me will intervene.

Putin continue to push on inside moar.  

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:26 | 4604656 walküre
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Obama is out of his depth. He is the biggest threat to American national security. Bar none. As American, I don't root for this enemy of my enemy. We need better leadership desperately.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:34 | 4604990 lakecity55
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knock knock

Bath House: Who's there?

Brains.

"Pains? No! I don't want any. Go away."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:29 | 4604662 Jam
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What's the difference between Obummer and your refrigerator?... Your refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 09:32 | 4605216 SmallerGovNow2
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LMAO, spit out my coffee.  Funny shit...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 22:39 | 4604698 iamrefreshed
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Wednesday, Thursday at the latest.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:00 | 4604738 Aussie V
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Whats the difference between Obama and his dog Bo??

Bo has papers.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:08 | 4604757 esum
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putin tells obama he's layin odds nato wont fight.... and he will take the rest of eastern europe as a christmas present to himself from the flexible, commie, muslim, mulatto empty suit.... oh and tell europe to start stacking firewood for next winter... 

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:09 | 4604758 Yen Cross
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I'll make my own decisions.   FRee Will ! !!!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:10 | 4604763 dexter_morgan
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The shit clock is a ticking Randy!

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 10:06 | 4605249 lakecity55
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Hear that, Bath House?"

Hear what, Putin?"

The Shitstorm. The Mother of all SHitstorms is coming. It's coming for YOU, Bath House!"

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:05 | 4605413 noguano
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That's some funny shit.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:14 | 4604777 22winmag
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You know what happens when you ask someone to pull out.

 

Obama better have a towel handy, but I bet he likes it messy.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:21 | 4604790 stopthejunk1
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Ukraine is going to be divided at the Dneiper and there is nothing that the West can do about it.

 

Period, end of story, and all the rest of it is bluster.

 

Putin is smarter than Hitler, that's all.  In their irredentist ambitions they are identical.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:04 | 4604861 JR
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Putin is smarter than Hitler, that's all.  In their irredentist ambitions they are identical.

Yes, that’s Hitler, er Putin, who’s out there today creating havoc and death in Ukraine, Venezuela, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Egypt, Palestine, Georgia, Chechnya... and breathing down the neck of the Iranians. Or is it?

Perhaps it would help to connect the bullets, er dots, as to who’s doing what to whom as has Ismael Hossein-Zadeh, Professor Emeritus of Economics at Drake University, in How International Financial Elites Change Governments to Implement Austerity:

“While not new, social convulsions seem to have become more numerous in recent years. They have become especially more frequent since the mysterious 9-11 attacks on the World Trade Center in 2001 and the 2008 financial collapse in the United States, which soon led to similar financial implosions and economic crises in Europe and beyond.

“Despite their many differences, these social turbulences share two common features. The first is that they are largely induced, nurtured and orchestrated from outside, that is, by the Unites States and its allies—of course, in collaboration with their class allies from inside. And the second is that, contrary to the long-established historical pattern of social revolutions, where the desperate and disenfranchised masses rebelled against the ruling elites, in most of the recent struggles it is the elites that have instigated insurgencies and civil wars against the masses. The two features are, of course, integrally intertwined: essentially reflecting the shared interests and collaborative schemes of the international plutocracies against the global 99%.”

http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/02/28/how-international-financial-elites-change-governments-to-implement-austerity/

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 02:38 | 4604998 Volkodav
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useless talkings

you know nothing about these subjects

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:23 | 4604795 Yen Cross
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 I just had the right  side of my skull scraped!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:32 | 4604810 Joenobody12
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I dont think Putin wants the situation to esculate because he knows what he will do and also the dire consequence to all. I dont think Dear Leader know what to do and cannot think 1 step ahead , never mind 3. Putin must be frustrated as hell trying to communicate with Dear Leader, only to find on the other end of the line a nut so retarded that he belong more to a half way house than the white one.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 02:27 | 4604987 lakecity55
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Exactly. Jarrett, The actual, acting president of the US has NO experience in anything.

Except corruption, Chicago Style.

And maybe a pining for a bit o' communism...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 23:35 | 4604817 Yen Cross
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 KTM250 works   vs CRF450 blank

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:00 | 4604852 Yen Cross
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   I don't  care/ I/ll never quit or guve up~!   I'll die first ! Never quit!

 I love being an Father! I'll never quit! Per

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:23 | 4604888 Seer
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Pushing Toward The Final War — Paul Craig Roberts

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/03/28/pushing-toward-final-war-paul...

[excerpt]

On March 26 I managed to catch a bit of Fox “news.” Murdoch’s propaganda organ was reporting that Putin was restoring the Soviet era practice of exercise. Fox “news” made this report into a threatening and dangerous gesture toward the West. Fox produced an “expert,” whose name I caught as Eric Steckelbeck or something like that. The “expert” declared that Putin was creating “the Hitler youth,” with a view toward rebuilding the Soviet empire.

The extraordinary transparent lie that Russia sent an army into Ukraine and annexed Crimea is now excepted as fact everywhere in the West, even among critics of US policy toward Russia.

Obama, whose government overthrew the democratically elected government in Ukraine and appointed a stooge government that has threatened the Russian r provinces of Ukraine, falsely accuses Putin of “invading and annexing” Crimea.

Obama, or his handlers and programers, are relying on the total historical ignorance of Western peoples. The ignorance and gullibility of Western peoples allows the American neoconservatives to fashion “news” that controls their minds.

[/excerpt]

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:33 | 4604904 dexter_morgan
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Didn't Obama and his bud Immanuel want to create a similar 'army' of youths when his administration was getting started? That was a good thing though since the Choomer came up with it.

One thing though, how many in the US have any idea whatsoever that the US had any part in that overthrow of the Ukranian gubmit? I'd say 10% would probably be a very high estimate?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:44 | 4604916 Seer
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Seems every "leader" looks to create armies, nothing new...

I doubt that there's any more than 10% of the population that believes that the WMD story in Iraq was BS.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 03:21 | 4605021 Joenobody12
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You should see the piece of work in Wikipedia authored by the neo con and oboompa, creating fake history as the event unfold. These are evil people. 

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:23 | 4604889 the grateful un...
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so Putin pulls out, and Ukraine descends into civil war. now Obama how do you handle that?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:47 | 4604920 Seer
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That's the AIM!

Think back to the formation of Al Qaeda.  It was intended to push them back in to Russia to destablize the USSR.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:27 | 4604893 mrmister
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Der Kommissar heading in after Nazis. SOON.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 00:55 | 4604932 elephant
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"Obama Replies With Request For Putin To Pull Out"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyLWrKh2fB0

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 13:19 | 4605575 TPTB_r_TBTF
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so Obama does not swallow?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 01:55 | 4604969 teslaberry
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putin is a motherfucking genius. 

 

he's not going to invade ukraine. he's going to keep his troops on the border to keep the ukranian govenrment , and the west, on their toes. 

 

while russia's military is shit---the constant threat of a border invasion into a country that is constantly sucking up imf loans and spending them on corrupt bullshit is going to accelerate the process by which ukraine burns through money. it will also accelerate the rise of the neonatzi party in ukraine which plays to putins strong point. the neo-natzis , like the islamic extremists jihading in syria and funded by qatar and the west, are a short term tolerable group for nato to fund. but they are not reliable partners for nato and their astrocities play poorly at the u.n. 

 

the counter diplomatic value of keeping the neo natzis strong by giving them a 'threat' to keep them  up in arms about is just like a really smart move. it's the equivalent of getting your opponent angry in a poker game. 

 

of course, it will cost time nmoney an dpolitical capital for the ukrainian govenrment to find a 'middle ground' , and it's quite possible putin will fund the extremists or pull of his own false flag snipers that kill 'middle' ground nationalists , painting a picture of neo-natzis trying to disrupt or take over the new govenremnt . 

 

the key is instability in the new ukraine is good for putin. and time is on his side. he will get ukraine back without a fight, when the imf money runs out . and it will....

 

in the next 20 years the u.s. and europe are going to lost much of their international power to print money with abandon. and then, the shift back east will happen. and the post soviet weakness of russia from 1992 to some point in the future will finally have ended. Russia will eventually be in a position to do more than rely upon its strategic defense. 

 

 

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 09:18 | 4605207 AdvancingTime
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Putin can do a lot of damage and cost us a lot of money while doing nothing. IMF money will flow to him by way of higher natural gas prices and all the time he has built stronger ties to China. The article below tells where Putin was and what he was doing in mid 2012.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2012/06/putin-strenghtens-ties-with-china...

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 10:04 | 4604997 lakecity55
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(The Saudi King pulls out of Bath House, and beats Bath House about the face with his giant meatstick)

"Lick it clean, BathHouse."

"Slurp."

"Ahhhhhhhhh."

"Will you help me out Now, your royal saudiness?"

"No. However, you may service my camels."

"Well, I was a rentboy before Valerie asked me to run for president. She's sooo smart!"

(boots Bath House into desert)

"Get me Jarrett!"

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 03:16 | 4605018 Incubus
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Enough with the foreplay. It's about time we squared off with the Ruskies.  It's written all over pop culture and in our mindset.  It needs to happen.  We've got plenty of low-tier socioeconomic youth to throw at the problem, so let's fucking do it already.

 

Either we nip the problem in the bud and secure a few more decades of Western American hegemony, or we fast track it and learn [Ch]russian.

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