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The Dow Is Up - It Must Be A Tuesday

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At the start of 2013, we went 20 weeks in a row without a drop in the Dow on a Tuesday. While that trend broke, the chart below shows that Tuesdays are still a banner day for the bulls (with only 4 down Tuesdays this year)... If it's Tuesday, it must be dead-cat bounce day...

 

 

Not wanting to shake the seasonal confidence but... Bonds and JPY carry are at the lows of the day...


 

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Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:20 | 4636422 fonzannoon
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Okay I'm calling a serious WTF here

 

So ZH can bottom tick AND top tick the market with these threads?

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:23 | 4636441 Deathrips
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We are exceptional...ask a sheep.

Their answers will give you a laugh.

 

RIPS

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:55 | 4636502 Say What Again
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This is really not such a new idea.  In 1999 Larry Williams came out with a book called Long Term Secrets to Short Term Trading, and mentioned his Day-of-the-Week indicator on page 99. (I'm looking at the book now)

The drivers behind this phenomenon are not that mysterious either.  There are certain DOTWs that have market moving news announcements.  Now throw in the Fed's schedule, and you can see how you can derive a small but significant statistical advantage.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:55 | 4636724 TeamDepends
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Because of its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply. Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:25 | 4636449 Yen Cross
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  No shit Fonz... I was thinking the same thing... Z/H should change their logo to a 'Crystal Ball'.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:35 | 4636489 Stoploss
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We had two short dated auctions today. Just like last Tuesday. 

Call it, 2 fer Tuesday's -  Dont get caught short..

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:25 | 4636450 Dr. Engali
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Tyler is fucking with the robot's heads.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:27 | 4636458 bnbdnb
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I'm telling you, the day to go short is the day Tyler really finds out he is "Jack".

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:39 | 4636509 Skin666
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Are algos tracking zero hedge headlines?!

 

That would be some irony : )

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:22 | 4636435 mtndds
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I knew today we would end up green.  Even if the world ended I think the market would finish in the green.  RIGGED for sure!

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:22 | 4636438 bcups
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Just fell down .... went boom

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:25 | 4636451 PartysOver
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Nah, just needs a little vwap love.  All is good.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:23 | 4636444 bnbdnb
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70 pips or 5 pts. I'm making one way or another.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:26 | 4636457 Oldwood
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Dead Cat Tuesday? Im waiting for Dead as a Dog Thursday.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:06 | 4636608 Battleaxe
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Dead Cat Tuesday is followed by Smelly Pussy Thursday.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:27 | 4636462 Frank N. Beans
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dead cat, meat floor

Tuesday Weld, meow!!

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:28 | 4636468 Dr. Engali
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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a dead cat bounce today.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:28 | 4636471 BeetleBailey
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Can't wait for the BTFD motherfuckers to get smashed - for ONE of these days, this casino market WILL keep going down and down and DOWN

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:40 | 4636513 NOTaREALmerican
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Anti-Hopium, like Hopium, springs eternal. 

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:45 | 4636531 Grande Tetons
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NASCAR market....wee.....this oval is fun.....smash! Why is my asshole stuck to my ear? 

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:39 | 4636511 NOTaREALmerican
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Ok,  which day is Prince Spaghetti day again?

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:56 | 4636557 hobopants
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I'm not sure why I even pay attention to this stuff anymore, it's all theatre at this point.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:01 | 4636572 Oldwood
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That would be nice to believe and many do, but even though I really was not heavily into the markets in 08, my business still took it up the ass (and still is), so maybe all of this is just a little more than "theater". Once you have been swept away by a tsunami wave, you never quite look at the water breaking on the shore line the same again.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:05 | 4636593 hobopants
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I feel for you brother but 08 was pre QE, before the new normal. This farce probably ends in currency collapse rather than stock market collapse. Say hello to zimbabwe 2.0

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:04 | 4636599 SheepDog-One
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People are such trained circus monkeys, happily riding around their little tricycles because all is well, it must be, because the DOW is up.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:09 | 4636614 mrdenis
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Well wait untill tomorrow ..


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