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John Kerry Speaks On Ukraine De-escalation: Live Webcast
First it was Lavrov announcing the "roadmap" to de-escalate Ukraine tensions. Now it is the turn of John Kerry.
Some of the highlights via Bloomberg:
- KERRY SAYS GENEVA MEETING AMOUNTS TO `GOOD DAY'S WORK'
- KERRY: UKRAINE REAFFIRMED COMMITMENT TO REFORM CONSTITUTION
- KERRY: UKRAINE GOVT WILL HOLD BROAD NATIONAL DIALOG ON CRISIS
- KERRY: ALL PARTIES TO SECURE UKRAINE FINCL, ECONOMIC STABILITY
- KERRY SAYS GENEVA PARTIES MUST FOLLOW WORDS WITH ACTIONS
- KERRY: MORE SANCTIONS IF NO ACTIONS FROM RUSSIA THIS WEEKEND
- KERRY SAYS GENEVA TALKS ON UKRAINE ARE `JUST THE BEGINNING'
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Even his hair is poofy.
The fucker loves himself some Ketchup!
i am mr. ed.....a horse is a horse of course of course.....
John Forbes Kerry - Skull and Bones extraordanaire.
Has his water been spiked?
Long ago. It's part of the initiation ritual.
What did the bartender say to the horse?
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Gee, this guy dumps words like "Oblast" and "Meydan" in his replies ... designed to give the false sense that he knows what he is talking about ... well, i for one dont buy it ... sorry
amateur hour ... this is the C team
Great! Now that the meeting is over and they did a "good day's work," Putin can now invade and occupy Ukraine.
. we need another few dozen extra warships in Vlad’s bathtub.
..for a lousy extra $5 Billion we can probably buy the Sea of Azof.
..and the swift boat stooge does not have a hair if he does not pick up where jjjjjjengis Con left off.
Looks like he's been the ring with something.
John Kerry doesn't know his ass from wild honey.
The Wonderful Mr Kohn.
He is Exhibit A to prove the case that zombies do in fact exist.
I wonder if John "Cohn" Kerry will have to register.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/04/17/jews-ordered-to-regi...
“usatoday.com”.. --- “according to Ukrainian and Israeli media”…
Does his help in understanding the “news”?
WTF.. do we need a Swift Boat Hero with 3 purple hearts and no signs of damage to whisper sweet nothings in our ears?
John Kohn, ethno-mafia extraordanaire, but we aren't supposed to notice such things.
He curries it every night.
Has it braided before every Show.
I love the way he flecks out his tongue at every verbal pause.
That's his directional sense of smell.
Yep, snakes do that.
...Except for EBT Card carrying Americans and Extreme Left Liberals, nobody else across the Planet believes anything "Hafro Potus" or "Ketchup Kerry" have to say anymore.
this is obamas "flexibility" - they will protest with empty words and allow putin to take what he wants in this post election period of flexibility
Yeah . . . definitely looks like Lurch from the old Addams Family show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lurch_%28The_Addams_Family%29
Fuck You Horse Face!!
RIPS
You will soon be a recipient of AG"You so fly" Holder's ire when president Jarrett reports your insulting boast
Good ..tell Holder to suck a horse dick, too.
RIPS
Looking a bit gaunt these days, add some more oats to his feed bag, Wilbur!
This from a Tax dodger such a POS this entire administration is.
Don't want to look and hear the lying Z fucker, so I'll wait for a "rational" breakdown of his BS conference later ...
Don't you get it Kerry? The ethnic Russians in east Ukraine do not wish to stay in a country run by neo-nazi US puppets.
Didn't you hear? Now it's the eastern Ukrainians who are neo-nazis. There are "flyers" that prove it, and I'm sure they're authentic!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/04/17/jews-ordered-to-regi...
Still milking the Jew thing? I guess you can milk anything with nipples.
No Ukrainian flag?
I guess Reggie caught Klown Kerry and Obunga together and that explains the marks on Kerry's grotesque mug. Another failed diplomacy...
Golly, it's just like the middle east.
Is there, perhaps, a city in the Ukraine where people with bushy eyebrows who cross themselves right to left are in disagreement with people with bushy eyebrows who cross themselves left to right are in dispute over whose imaginary-friend told them is the rightful owner?
Gullivers' Travels.
He didn't make anything up.
Europe really is populated by Lilliputians. Just like the US is populated by 1 million copies of Boss Hogg, differing only in their appearance, region, and accent.
John Kerry deserves two black eyes.
Secretariat of State John Kerry... a haircut in search of a brain... lol gets me every time
i wonder if tesla has the pattent on this frankenstien technology? his new lithium batteries seem to be lasting longer these days.
He's hooked up by hidden wires to a 24v deep-state-cycle battery.
Instead of "swiftboat Kohn" old Horsehead should be nicknamed "squareone Kohn"... That's exactly where all of his negotiations since be appointed S.O.S. have landed U.S. foreign policy.
Horseface LaGuerreKerry has instigated, aggravated, incited, provoked, and fomented. Now he wants to play the peacemaker by reiterating threats !?! What a sick prick. Oh well, he just represents his boss.
Kerry (aka Horseface): ". . . . we will have no choice to impose more "costs" on Russia."
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
its almost like they are begging the brics to dump the dollar.
they have to of ran simulations of these events and seen the outcomes. i really dont see how this can possibly end well for USA. no matter how you look at it its war and famin
HURN!!!! RARNNNN!!!! GURNNNN....... Penny for your thoughts, Zipperneck.
I would like to know what the approval rating of our politicians is at the moment. Somewhere close to zero, I hope.
I'd love to hear what Joe Biden "thinks" about all this. Not that would be entertaining!
Depends on who you poll.
When the going gets tough, they make the pollsters poll their employees.
Here's the part where John Kerry claims agreements were reached that will be immediately denied by the other parties.
Quiet everyone! A Satanist is speaking.
Kerry: You know what goes good with ukrainian horse meat? Ketchup. I happen to have a contract right here...
Why would ANYONE listen to this guy? He's a communist fool, has a face that looks like a testicle sac, and a proven track record of utter failure.
You can rest assured this "plan" is just more gobble-dee-gook. Kerry is getting punked.
Fucking ass hole.
So everything is fixed, right? /sarc
Yup, all done. Water under the bridge. Back to work!
Kerry's voice was noticably horse.
As was his face
Maybe he has had something stuck in his throat....
a tiny ball of hypocracy 10 miles wide
"Maybe he has had something stuck in his throat...."
A) A big fat cum bubble.
B) Dingleberries
D) 3 inch body parts from Nixon's corpse
E) All of the above
I wondered why he was being such a naysayer.
The people of Crimea have overwhelmingly voted to get the h%@ out from under Ukraine, and Kerry says no you can't. You just gotta love the freedom and democracy the good ole USA is pushing.
"DEY TAKIN' US TO WOHHHHH!"
http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/4286/images/very%20very%20ma...
Why in the hell does the US feel the need to get involved in every single geo-political issue. Play the global cop. The moral authority. Last week it was this country. Last month it was that country. Such a comedy. It really amazes me. Where is China, Brazil, Japan, Zimbabwe, Chile or even Belgium. They don't give a shit that's where. I know the answer is obvious but why is it not obvious to the masses?
Because above all else, the masses need someone to "DO SOMETHING!"
Mark Twain said that being a politician meant being the one who jumps in front of every parade and pretends to be leading it.
The moral authority is the baton twirling.
This behavior just goes along with the Post-WWII order that left the US as a superpower.
Before the US it was the UK, doing pretty much the same things for pretty much the same reasons.
Before that it was Spain, and so on, and so on, and so on.
Can we send all the politicians to antarctica and then give them each their own news conferences so they can pretend to be important? It would be a lot less costly in money and blood. It would also get them out of our hair. Finally, it gets reallly cold there, and we could, maybe, get them to less us freeze them so their wizdom could be preserved for posterity - or maybe archaeologists - to experience first hand.
On a related topic of more bullshit, did anybody see the reports on the "big Al-Qaeda meeting" in Yemen this week?
I had to watch CNN at the gym yesterday including a "report" on this BIG meeting. Much of the talk was about whether the US intelligence knew about it in advance or missed it (no mention that maybe they organized it). Then it morphed into high comedy. Over video of about 100 guys clad in the usual robes carrying AK47's walking along a dirt road, the CNN stooges questioned whether this was the beginning of a planned attack on America. It's hard to make this shit up.
No, no, that wasn't the most absurd of it. The CNN national security bitch then made the point: "where did they get the money to buy that fancy white truck"... the fancy white truck being a large open bed pickup with some sort of racing decal on the side driving along the robed horde with dirty rifles. I'm still laughing how surreal that was.
Erm, what is Kerry actually expecting in terms of 'Actions by Russia' lack of action equals sanctions this weekend?
I dont see any actions for Russia when i heard Lavrovs statement.....
The way i see it, is Russia are sat back saying to the west, you fucking caused this problem to start with, now go and fucking fix it. If any Russians get slaughtered and it is made public, then we will intervene
New world Order crypto, i actually wanted him to win in '04 since dubya was an even bigger and dumber POS ... what a choice
Naw,
Dubya just had a different accent. Other than that they are essentially the same person. They keep a mold in Princeston, that ll these empty suits are cast in.
Oh, yeah, there's one other difference between Dubya and Lurch. Lurch speaks French. Dubya speaks "ES-PAG-NOL". And the language difference reflects differences in their characters.
French women are good-looking, but arrogant, self-important, and willing to overlook things like a horse face if it comes with a big wallet, and uses big words.
Hispanic women are also attractive, but more volatile. At the same time they are more down to earth and care more about a man's - ahem - other qualities than about little things like his IQ.
So, I guess you have me. Maybe they are a little different, even if they are cast from the same banker-family mold.
Fuck You, Curry!!!
The key part for me was when he made a comparison of Yats offer of more autonomy for Ukrainian Oblasts than for Russian ones. That tells me right there, that this is just a pause. They will not stop until they get an overwhelming response from Russia. This has all been tit-for-tat BS so far. They need a big splash to blame the next economic crisis on.
This is the last stand for these bastards. When everyone in the US is going buck wild because of food shortages and the lights are out. These mofos know there is no where on earth that they can hide. Any country that grants them asylum will quickly cough them up when the power shifts back to the American people and normalcy has returned.
Umm... when the lights to out, there will be no countries, or issues of asylum worthy of consideration.
What there will be? Lots and lots of "private security contractors."
the situation is unchanged: http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2014-03-04/putin-economic-adviser-w...
Kerry/Kohn: When a horse can be a complete ass
Your comment elicited an immediate guffaw.
Thanks!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/04/17/jews-ordered-to-regi...
And I thought that Schlafly bitch flapping her gums was the worst news of the day...
Globalresearch.org has a story about Poland being involved in training EuroMaidan militants?
So are the Chechens.
Russia has not one neighbor that they have not occupied and ruled for decades at one time or another.
It leads those neighbors to throw obstacles in Russia's way at every opportunity.
Sharkbit: Why in the hell does the US feel the need to get involved in every single geo-political issue. Play the global cop. The moral authority. Last week it was this country. Last month it was that country. Such a comedy. It really amazes me. Where is China, Brazil, Japan, Zimbabwe, Chile or even Belgium. They don't give a shit that's where. I know the answer is obvious but why is it not obvious to the masses?
This is the fight about the Petro-Dollar, that's why.
Your Global Cop reference is somewhat true. This is the cop shaking down the citizens.
the same John Kerry Govt who is illegally occupying both Iraq and Afghanistan (300-400,000 murdered civilians) is talking about a minor scrap in Ukraine?????
I was hoping someone would throw a horseshoe at him.
Wow.
Superb.
Brilliance.
Does it occur to anyone else...
...That Obama's whole foreign policy regime is based on the French in Monty Python's "The Holy Grail"?
While BigHair is off saving the Ukraine Heinz is eliminating 100% of its American jobs in Pittsburg. Nice work asshole.
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/04/14/heinz-offers-buyout-to-all-local-employees-prompting-concerns-about-future-here/
Where ever country Skull & Bones Kerry shows his ugly Joker face, death and destruction will follow soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlQsHC9WzO8
John Kerry's Strange Demonic Look at Syria Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irlEYmGX838The question is who bought Kerry off this time?
A) oil companies
B) the middle east...
Ho soon do we get them for treason? :)
And why the hell isn't the U.S. providing SUPPLY SIDE DOMESTICALLY DRILLED OIL?!!!
Duh- income inequality = + high gas prices from oPEC due to USD death = price regressive taxation and extortion.
BTW, it's hilarious that Putin's Russia has business friendly policies and it's oil rich.
Funny how Putin's Russia is more Reaganesque than the baby boomer's AMerica.
Drop dead.
William Shakespeare - All The World's A Stage - Monologue - Poetry Reading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmN9hr2wxUg (1:48)
All The World's A thought experiment (of sorts).
Kerry: and when vlad turns off your gas i will be feeling your pain on my toasty warm tax free yacht with my wombat wife.