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Wave To The Webcam Caption Contest

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/17/2014 19:11 -0400

For an administration run by a "straight to TV" teleprompter, it is only fitting that the inspiration for reaching out to the unemployed masses should come straight from the Oscars. No Samsung's media stunt this time, just America's figurehead leaders kindly requesting everyone to please wave to the NSA-controlled webcam: after all they are on the other end, and smiling.

Pals. pic.twitter.com/yt5MjtLYPi

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 17, 2014

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Thu, 04/17/2014 - 22:59 | 4671965 Doctor Freckles

"We found our juice boxes!"

(that would be my caption)

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:02 | 4671974 Stinko da Munk

More teeth than a baboon's got ass.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:08 | 4671988 sondernauch

No kidding, these two looked just like zombies to me when I first opened the page.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:18 | 4672003 Fred C Dobbs

"What, us worry?"

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:19 | 4672004 Pseudonymous

Someone is taking the term "toothless" too literally.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:24 | 4672012 Steel Magnolia

America's version of Ouday & Koosay Hussein!

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:28 | 4672022 Rakshas

For as much as I hate the shadow government I have to say TPTB certainly have a knack for deterring presidential change via high velocity projectile - any would be regime changer looking through a scope at those two...... frying pan or fire..... frying pan or fire ..... fuck it I'll eat this one myself there's no point anymore.......

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:28 | 4672024 f16hoser

"Dumb and Dumber!"

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 23:56 | 4672078 jeff montanye

rakshas's point is true not only of the prez and vp but of the major party political candidates for president the last few rounds, imo. ralph nader tried to tell us in 2000 but most were too blind to see.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 00:04 | 4672090 Chipped ham

Alfred E. Newman's dumber brothers!

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 00:26 | 4672128 Wakemaker

Barry and Joey with their allowances burning a hole in their pockets are off to pick up McLovin.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 00:59 | 4672183 zstard

"You've just crossed over - into the Twilight Zone"

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:16 | 4672214 cpzimmon

I'll juist call it "Sick and Sickening"!

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:17 | 4672215 zebrasquid

Truthless Fairies

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:18 | 4672216 hangemhigh77

Someone needs to tell these fucktards that EVERYONE FUCKING HATES THEIR GUTS!!!!! Go Putin. GO!!!!

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:42 | 4672243 zebrasquid

Blackey & Lackey

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:44 | 4672246 zebrasquid

Half Black & Half Wit

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 02:17 | 4672276 bh2

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!"

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 02:27 | 4672284 BeetleBailey

BARRY SOETERO BARACK LIKE THE COCK FUCKBAMA

AND

HIS ASSASSINATION PROTECTION CUNT CHOO CHOO JOE go BLOW BIDEN

THANKS FOR THE VOMIT PIC......not

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 02:36 | 4672292 ebworthen

"We're fuckin' 'em over now, eh Joe?"

"You got that right homey; they just keep cheering thinking we care!"

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 02:41 | 4672294 Drop out

Awesome coke!

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 02:42 | 4672296 SharkBit

The Chuckle Brothers: Can you believe they by this Shit! Let's call the wookie.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 02:54 | 4672302 Hapa

Fuck the both of them

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 03:41 | 4672323 -NaN-

Duh, WINNING!

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 03:39 | 4672341 jmcadg

Pure narcissism

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 04:18 | 4672361 nathan1234

Caption Contest

Ok Here goes

" Welcome Reggie

Now do our Biden

He aint fully Vice till then"

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 04:45 | 4672374 smackdog

I notice they came out with this grinning thing right after they tried to have everyone murdered at the ranch. Isn't that cute?

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 05:15 | 4672383 Rising Sun

fuck these two morons!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 05:23 | 4672387 natty light

O looks like the donkey in Shrek.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 06:18 | 4672405 Fíréan

At least Niro made music while Rome burned down.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 07:16 | 4672450 overmedicatedun...

looking at these two, one wonders what type of asshole wants to be their body guards? you know it's one thing for JFK to sneek off for a quickie with MM or some young immoral party worker, as men, we kinda understand it, but this stuff, take a bullet for these 2 jerkoffs?...I think the popes and the swiss guard now make sense, dress up your body guards to look even more stupid than you, everyone then understands it's all a joke.

Hey SS thugs, this is your life working to protect bevis and butt head. no wonder you all get drunk any chance you get.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 07:29 | 4672462 RealityCheque