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Why Did The Fed Hold An Emergency Meeting Yesterday?

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Everyone knows that the FOMC announcement, due today at 2 pm, will be the culmination of an orderly, traditional 2-day meeting which started yesterday, April 29.

What few know, however, is that in addition to the generic FOMC meeting which started yesterday at 10:30 am, at about the same time, the Fed also held an "expedited" emergency meeting between the four board governors Yellen, Tarullo, Stein, and Powell.

As the WSJ adds, "The four members of the board met to discuss "medium-term monetary policy issues," according to a meeting notice posted on the Fed's website.... A Fed spokesman declined to say if the two meetings were combined, or how long the board meeting lasted." The WSJ also notes that the "last time the Fed board met to discuss "medium-term monetary policy issues" was on April 26, 2011, according to analysts at BNP Paribas."

The notice:

So what was discussed? We won't know because the "meeting was closed to public observation by Order of the Board of Governors because the matters fall under exemption(s) 9(A)(i) of the Government in the Sunshine Act (5 U.S.C. Section 552b(c)), and it was determined that the public interest did not require opening the meeting."

Ironic, because nothing the Fed does is in the public interest. Or, to be specific, 99% of the public...

 

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Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:56 | 4712344 dontgoforit
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And a tankard of rum for all you investors - tomorrow be Mayday.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:07 | 4712405 mccvilb
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We should thank Christ for that monumental O-bwana executive decision, otherwise we'd still be stuck in Afghanistan. Look where we are only three years later.

 

Or is it Pakistan? Right, we are in Afghanistan but the OBL mission went down in another country, not to be confused with James Baldwin's fagtansmagoric novel on life in Greenwich Village.

 

Turkmenistan?           

No, no, Pakistan. Turkmenistan is where the ex-mossad agent is rumored to be running point on building that pipeline through a part of Afghanistan, you know, for the company Karzai used to head up before he became Pres of Afghanistan, but it has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with our presence there. Don't give it another thought.

 

 

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:09 | 4712106 yogibear
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So many reasons banks should commit fraud. 

Keep cooking the books and diverting reserves to private accounts overseas. Then cry for another bailout.

Eric Holder said he would not prosecute the TBTF bankssters.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:10 | 4712107 Dr. Engali
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I wonder who the sacrificial lamb will be this time. BofA it was nice knowing you. The Morgue thanks you for your sacrifice.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:13 | 4712119 El Vaquero
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It could be somebody unexpected.  Imagine if it were JPM that were fucked.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:15 | 4712134 the not so migh...
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Jamie would not let that happen, thats why he makes more money then us

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4712138 Dr. Engali
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BofA was never part of the club. Being based out of Charlotte they have always been an outsider and outsiders get eaten up.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:44 | 4712254 moonstears
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No primary dealer will be allowed to die, Sir!

signed, Uncle Sam

(realize this, BofA(BAC) is $15 instead of $0.15, because it IS a primary dealer, BTW) 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 14:32 | 4713095 vincent
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Yep, but there is no way The United States of America is going to allow Bank of America to go belly up.

They've been insolvent nearly 10 years now.

CONfidence Bitchez!!

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:14 | 4712712 Ban KKiller
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One can hope! We do need a goat. 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:13 | 4712120 Tenshin Headache
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Ink shortage?

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:51 | 4712316 CHX
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not ink or paper is in shoratage - au contraire - it's the buyers of the product...

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4712131 Kreditanstalt
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They only react to "data".  They're data-driven.  They never open their eyes.  They probably got their 0.1% "GDP" figure early and panicked...

Or, hopefully, they're out of physical gold to "lend"...!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:17 | 4712144 El Hosel
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Bofa Bitchez

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4712136 Van Halen
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Well if the board of governors determined that I don't need to know what they're doing, then it's good enough for me! Now where the hell is the remote? Zombies, sports, and Kardashians await!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4712137 jay28elle
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Me thinks they will be suspending the taper, at least for a short period of time.  Due to the bad weather, of course.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:18 | 4712149 the not so migh...
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if they "un taper" the real economy is still collapsing, they will get the blame then

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:17 | 4712142 Yen Cross
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     The usdx is tanking. Everyone get ready for the epic squeeze when Mr. Yellen doesn't deviate from plan.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:44 | 4712163 El Hosel
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It was obviously only a test, had it been an actual emergency the noise we are hearing would have been accompanied by an all time high in "The Market".

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:21 | 4712166 Tenshin Headache
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USD/CNY > 6.25

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:25 | 4712186 Kreditanstalt
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yeah...CNY is falling faster.  They're probably wondering how they can devalue their dollar now that they're committed to "tapering"...!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:00 | 4712356 viahj
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Yellen's ass cheeks are firmly planted against two walls, ie, backed all the way up in the corner.

well considering the bredth of that ass, there may still be some space left behind.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:20 | 4712156 youngman
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They were just discussing wether they should buy the seat at the Gold fixing board of the LBMA.....why not...they do it anyway...

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:21 | 4712162 yogibear
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Banksters diverting reserves (deposits) and bankrupting a bank is the only way to go.

Like a corporate rader taking out captital. The Federal Reserve and the US government will cover any bank losses.

Just cook the books and enjoy your billions stolen from your bank on a nice southseas island you own.

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:24 | 4712181 Z_End
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Russia and China are up to something? Perhaps on 1 May they (Russia) announce they will accept gold and currencies other than or in addition to the dollar for oil/gas?

Interesting times indeed...

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:16 | 4712428 RafterManFMJ
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Say, I think May 1 is significant to (former) Commie Nations?

How about this?

1. Russia announces only gold or rubles for energy.
2. PBOC announces gold reserves of 10K tons.
3. Russia announces reserves of 10K as well ( shirtless Putin standing on big pile of gold bars photo op)
4. China dumps her Treasuries at fire sale prices.
5. Saudi along with Iran, announces they will accept all major currencies for energy - but gold gets 10% above spot preference.
6. Germany and Finland announce they are leaving the Euro.
7. The FED schedules an emergency meeting...

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:18 | 4712734 Z_End
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Everything you need for a great Movie of the Week!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 14:00 | 4712892 Jack4952
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All that is NOT necessary. Putin need only announce that ANY currency, EXCEPT the U.S. dollar, will be accepted for Russian gas and oil.

"If the U.S. dollar crashes in the woods, does it make a sound?"

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:26 | 4712190 Kreditanstalt
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BET you the meeting report announcement is delayed...!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:31 | 4712208 El Hosel
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BET "The Market" goes down 400 on the Dow if you are right.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:00 | 4712361 dontgoforit
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Won't matter.  It'll just go up 600 pts the next day when they announce the new adjusted unemployment numbers are actually 100,000 more than they had thought.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:28 | 4712194 Angelo Misterioso
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after we find out that there was something germane to the public interest and they should not have had the right to keep the meeting closed - what happens? exactly....

laws are just for non-government servants - the debt servants....

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:30 | 4712207 rsnoble
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Oh well fuck.  I'm smoking dope and hitting the 4wheeler and going mushroom hunting.  I'm taking a roll of toilet paper in case I have my own emergency.

It's too far out of hand to try and make a difference.  We'd all be better of the sooner tshtf than letting these clowns drag us to tent city in slo-mo.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:08 | 4712408 Ban KKiller
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Excellent direction. ON it!

 

BTW.... fuck Yellen? No thanks. I don't do men. 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:32 | 4712212 Commodore64
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Was the meeting for a spontanious orgy? Of for  just an in between satanic ritual?

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:50 | 4712596 eclectic syncretist
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The NSA accidently put the meeting video up on its website and now it's on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:33 | 4712222 BeetleBailey
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Why Did The Fed Hold An Emergency Meeting Yesterday?

Here's an audio "Sterlingly" taped of that said meeting....excerpts...

Yellen: "Printers up and working?"

The 3 Other Stooges: "Yes" (in unison)

Yellen: "Very well....get ready to ink out the fuckin sun...set the controls for "Lunatic Speed".

Stooges: "Already done..."

Yellen: "Good. Now,...who has the lox and bagels?"

Stooges: ...silence.......

Yellen: "What the flying fuck are you good for?!!"

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:36 | 4712238 Bastiat
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Goldman wants to know if the Fed has a bid for a Chinese $200bln UST bond offer and London wants to know how  to fill a bullion order of the same size.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:40 | 4712255 Heiman Van Rock...
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Goldman is the Fed

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:02 | 4712371 dontgoforit
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Oh.  When were they annexed?

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:52 | 4712251 Heiman Van Rock...
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Why do the people tolerate a private banking cartel to set monetary policy, where no such authority exists for their existence to do so.

The sunshine act only applies in the territories. 5 usc is administrative code.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:56 | 4712869 Jack4952
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To HEIMAN VAN ROCK:

You said, "Why do the people tolerate..."

My question to you is why do YOU tolerate it? What concrete action have YOU taken to stop them? I have news for you: there is NO "white knight on a horse" standing buy to save us!!!

If EACH of us, as individuals, takes NO concrete action, then we deserve what we get! What would our ancestors thought of us? What will our descendents think of us? 

Maybe, C-O-W-A-R-D-S

 

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:41 | 4712269 vote_libertaria...
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Maybe GS informed them they plan on selling 1000 shares of their SPY holdings and freaked everybody out.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:45 | 4712289 CHX
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<<< BCS everything is just effin great

<<< BCS Yellen is staring into the abyss

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:48 | 4712300 johnjkiii
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Yellen just wanted to gather up all the mens room keys and these 3 had not turned theirs in. She also informed them that from now on the ladies rom is off limits.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:48 | 4712303 BrigstockBoy
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When to they take the traitors out and hang them? Greenspan, Bernanke, Yellen, voting members, bank boards, CEOs, et al.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:50 | 4712851 Jack4952
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To BrigstockBoy:

You said, "When to they take the traitors out and hang them?"

Just WHEN are individual Americans going to realize that there is NO "they". There is NO "man on a white horse" ready to ride in and save the country. There is only US, the PEOPLE as individuals. WE are "they" - and unless EACH ONE of us actually takes action on HIS OWN without waiting for others, then only destruction and ruin await America.

As for me, I am certain the American people will do NOTHING !!

--- Jack

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:48 | 4712305 ian807
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My guess here, is that either Putin or Obama has decided to ignore orders from their handlers and escalate the conflict in Ukraine to a shooting war.

This has every chance of tanking both the stock and bond markets simultaneously. They're trying to come up with a coherent response to that. They will fail, of course.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 11:55 | 4712335 q99x2
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Please can't someone in the military move in and arrest those crooks.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:01 | 4712342 tip e. canoe
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caption contest:

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ok, boys, here's tomorrow's GDP print.

what the fuck do we say now?

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:02 | 4712374 FieldingMellish
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We say its 0.1% UP rather than the reality, which is contraction.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:03 | 4712378 bigrooster
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They met to discuss damage control measures because of the horrible Q1 GDP number.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:06 | 4712399 TheHound73
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Bitcoin!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:10 | 4712414 Never_Put_Down
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Not Bitcoin but probably "new coin"

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:07 | 4712404 Madcow
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you can bet these guys are meeting in secret to discuss their plans for fleeing the country (and fleeing Japan and fleeing Europe) when the "sudden stop" deflationary collapse takes hold.

 

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:38 | 4712816 andrewp111
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Flee to where? They would have to go to another star system to escape what is coming.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:10 | 4712419 Quinvarius
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Because they saw the GDP number is my guess.  Needed to all agree to buy stocks now that they realize buying stocks does not actually help anything.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:14 | 4712433 NeedtoSecede
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I only clicked on this article to read the comments (thanks to all ZHers for giving me a few laughs amongst all this criminal activity). And to add a quick

 

END THE FUCKING FED!

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:16 | 4712444 Seeking Aphids
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FTR I think PlusTic got it right. After they discuss bowl size they might get around to the GDP and the Ukraine war.....maybe that tapering stuff should be put on hold - indefinitely. The patient is not only still in IC, he has just had to be put back on the breathing app.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:19 | 4712454 tarsubil
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The man on the moon.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:19 | 4712458 Rising Sun
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Yellen is the fucking bagholder.

 

This is going to get uglier than Yellen itself. 

 

Keep printing bitch!!!!!  It's your only option that you can think of.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:37 | 4712809 andrewp111
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So, why else do you think The Bernank went back to his ivory tower?

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:22 | 4712467 Son of Captain Nemo
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Jesus Christ!

Just look at the face and it foretells what is around the corner!

Won't even matter if they throw Janet under the bus at this stage....

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:24 | 4712477 JeffB
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"Ironic, because nothing the Fed does is in the public interest. Or, to be specific, 99% of the public..."

Classic.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:26 | 4712492 Infinite QE
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The orcs need WWWIII rocking right now to mask the collapse that is occurring.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:40 | 4712552 VWAndy
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The emergencies are gonna be about the gov pensions. Keeping them from tanking is key to the monopoly of force. The fed needs to leave the states as bag holders. They cant stop the collaps but they can control who it falls on. My guess is the fed needs it to fall on state and local gov.

 Just so ya know the feral are predicktable.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:42 | 4712563 Fast Twitch
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The "Emergency Meeting" was searching for Bobby Fischer...

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:46 | 4712574 Coldfire
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Hosebag, thy name is Yellen.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 12:48 | 4712588 message2gowri
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Let get this Boy to a 10 Hours/Day JOB for a 8 Hours Pay. Just pay him a 1 Green Bill it which says $100 and ask the IRS to get 45%(33% Income Tax + 12% Self employment Tax); He will be good for us for some time!! 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:03 | 4712664 swass
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Something tells me we're getting closer to a SHTF moment.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:16 | 4712719 Comte d'herblay
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Tarullo called the meeting to find out why no Gentile has been appointed as Chair for nearly 30 years, and won't be for another minimum of 8 years.

That would be nearly a half century of Jewish control of the FED. 

He stated that if the last three chairmen were named Tarullo, DeGrazia, and Gotti that the world press, ALL media would have by now informed the world that the Sicilian Mafia is running the U.S.Government, Treasury and the FED with tentacles in Defense, Roads, and Health care insurance and calling for Impeachment of the entire government.  

(bet WB7 has captured that hermaphrodite for a near future pictograph)

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:31 | 4712784 walküre
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The 4 governors spent the entire "emergency" meeting yesterday browsing Zerohedge for advise and feedback on their policies. I'm sure I've talked to one or two and they were quite surprised to learn what I had to say.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:36 | 4712806 Comrade de Chaos
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HEY TYLER, 

 

Check out EU repo rates & Libor. THey are creeping up. Repo is blowing up. Maybe, that's why... And if someone knows why thsese are creaping up (indicators of liquidity in the money flow, etc, pls speak up...lol. ) 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:43 | 4712826 QE49er
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Discussed the May 1st Silver yearly smackdown plans

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:45 | 4712833 katchum
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Has anyone actually counted how much bonds they bought in April? It's already more than 60 billion.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 13:55 | 4712865 SmittyinLA
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They're waging economic warfare against Russia (how do you do that, you crush oil & gold) Russia is being squeezed, so capitalize and buy ____________, gold & oil will be crushed for the indefinite future.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 14:01 | 4712897 Jack4952
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Time to grab your gold and get out of Dodge !!!

 

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 14:35 | 4713115 drendebe10
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Again, "There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."   Fred Sanford of Sanford and Son

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 15:06 | 4713292 homiegot
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.1%

 

Nervous, Yoda is.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 17:32 | 4713842 mendolover
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Listening to this guy speak makes me want to pull my hair out!  

Thu, 05/01/2014 - 13:14 | 4716695 Polymarkos
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Shoot the bastards. Nothing less will solve the problem.

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