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Don't Drink And Drive Tanks

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For the longest time we thought it was impossible to flip a tank simply by driving it. Then this Ukrainian tank operator nearly proved us wrong.

 

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Sat, 05/10/2014 - 08:28 | 4745842 InvalidID
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Whatever it was, we lost. Fight Club shouldn't have a policy.... let each idiot stand on his merit.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:24 | 4744729 Wahooo
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Tony Hawk's driving that tank.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:29 | 4744744 Jethro
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I was thinking the Duke boys were driving, but there was no battle flag painted on top of the BMP.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:26 | 4744731 debtor of last ...
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Lost people driving lost tanks through lost communities funded by a lost monetary system.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 12:51 | 4744748 Save_America1st
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Them darned Duke boys have gone too far now stealin' that tank...they durned scuffed that vehicle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3CFzahrRs

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:32 | 4744754 Goldilocks
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Ram Jam - Black Betty 1977
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I (5:29)

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:39 | 4744775 Papasmurf
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Could have tossed a few politicians into the tire pile.  They are similarly shaped.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:47 | 4744789 Stud Duck
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Magnesium, 25 gal propane tank and cell phone detonator device, wolud make the next Duke boys more hesitant about making the jump.. that stuff will come soon enough.

I wonder what all those cell/smart phone users are going to eat next winter, it certainly won't be those communication devices.

The Great Leap is not going to be forward.

 

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 19:05 | 4745088 WAMO556
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EFP through the bottom deck plate will definitely make the receiver have a bad day.

Can't outrun 16,000 feet per second!

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 21:18 | 4745383 mendolover
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ET's are either shaking their heads or laughing their asses off.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:50 | 4744795 curbyourrisk
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<  Urkraine

<   Russia

 

Vote Away!

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 09:54 | 4745909 css1971
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You need a third option. None of the above.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 16:53 | 4744802 Phillycheesesteak
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tylers, would you PLEASE stop referring to APC's as tanks! There is a huge difference. Those are PC's. And I didn't see anything there even remotely close to a rollover. What the hell are you looking at?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 19:01 | 4745083 WAMO556
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Yeah, the afghans would call a humm-v a "tank". I attribute this line of thinking to professional civilians. Folks who have NO knowledge of anything military.

One of the guys picked up a spent 37mm cartridge. That was from the main gun.

Not a tank, definitely a APC.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 20:00 | 4745203 hoist the bs flag
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 i hear you man. however, like granny or the kids will give two shits for the proper definition of a tank...they will only remember that it had some kind of fucked up tread that didn't look like tires and something that resembled a big gun on the top...oh yeah, and that it was driving on the street and not that long ago, it wasn't. They will rememeber them as "tanks" as the economy and country goes to shit and that it only got worse as more "tanks" showed up. This goes for every "civilian" who will feel and probably think the same worldwide. It wont matter. They will also in time learn how to apply low tech civilian solutions for high tech military problems.

 

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 20:05 | 4745213 medium giraffe
Fri, 05/09/2014 - 17:30 | 4744878 Lin S
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got Panzerfaust?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 18:47 | 4745039 kchrisc
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One thing that this failed "cookie coup" in the Ukraine proves is, all the guns, bullets and tanks that government possesses are to enable them to stay in power, not to protect you.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 19:03 | 4745087 Grouchy Marx
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Where's the dramamine? 

Candidate for worst video ever. Worse than cats yawning. 

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 19:18 | 4745121 franciscopendergrass
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I like the guy that was throwing rocks at the tank.  Throwing rocks at a tank is like voting to change the government from the inside.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 19:50 | 4745177 hoist the bs flag
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zzzZZZzzz... tank flip my ass...

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 20:08 | 4745220 NoWayJose
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The good thing about the barricade is that it can be rebuilt almost as fast as it takes an APC to drive through it. They really need to add some metal to the barricade, and tie those tires together with wire or rope. How about some boards with long nails? Desks? Cars? Buses?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 20:16 | 4745246 kurt
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Dig a nice trench that is a little over half as long as the tank. Just need a backhoe or bobkat and an attachment to break up the blacktop (tarmac for you fuckin' Brits).

All the tires and shit in front will mask the trench. If they survive the drivers won't be so enthusiastic to plow through shit, like the american state department.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 21:20 | 4745392 InvalidID
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 I just noticed, up near the pile of trash there's a guy in jeans and leather jacket. He's on his phone, and he's waving the APC to the far side of the heap. Is he with the military? Dangerous job that....

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 22:37 | 4745498 VWAndy
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Just put gas cans every few feet in the barricade. Nobody in armor will go anywhere near it. Or cars with 55 gallon drums in the trunk. Cut road flares in half you can throw them pretty far. Arrisol cans of glue would also work really good.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 05:12 | 4745756 Jano
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I am glad to see, how the zionists on the East COast work for Mr. Putin.

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