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Gow Dim
Ho hum
me thinks the caucasians better hone their rickshaw skils
Without EU representatives this is no Communist Caption Contest...
A pipe to the east is better than a shaft from the west, comrade..
ah... the 21st century capitalists...
What does the West have that they could possibly offer at this point? Cheaper gold prices?
Better red than dead.....
Napoleon reincarnate?
(height + he hated the usurious banks and nearly took down the established oligarchy)
Or Hamilton
Better red than Fed
Welcome back to the Soviet Union comrade. Miss us?
But first ... the whores!
Regards,
Cooter
Capitalism for the top 1%, communism for the rest.
Starting with America.
Scwew Americans. U want scwew Americans, too?
Did I win?
Did anybody actually read that BBC article? What a joke...
"Stupid Americans think we're going to let their Fed steal our money"
Cronyism for the top.
Pauperism for the rest.
P: "My guys are happy with your order..."
X: "My guys are happy with your 30 year favorable rate."
P and X (together): "And they are all happy paying with the local currencies. Ha ha ha."
And then, after you swing to the left...,
you grab your partner..., doe-see-doe...,
do the hokie=pokie..., and away you go.
Let me show you again.
I have more Flexability now.........
We gotz white womens!
We gotz Sum Yung Guis! (what ain't drinking Vodka 24/7)
ah... the 21st century capitalists...
I find the body language interesting.
I know for a fact both of these men have body-language coaches. Because China was the receiving nation, Putin should have been accepted from the Camera's right point of view, as the outward side of the hand is a show of power. This guy always makes sure Obama looks like a studge, interesting how Putin has the "upper hand" which is where the phrase comes from.
Either that or Putin should have feinted and gone in with his LEFT hand extended!
DavidC
You're mistaken. Jinping has his feet firmly planted in a power stance making Putin come to him. He has his right shoulder tilted towards Putin as a sign that he is not totally open to his approach. Jinping clearly has the upper hand judging by this photo.
You're both wrong. Clearly, the chick is holding the check-book.
Good point.
the student has become the master....
Perhaps the painting behind is telling.
Xi and wife standing on the unfinished side extending to Putin.
"let's re-paint the world together ! "
And a bank is holder her....
Bravo
Jeebus people, SOMEBODY had to walk into the room.
Besides, that's a classic "No bear hugs today, we're on teevee" stance.
Note there is no grovel to be found anywhere in that picture.
Under a mutual agreement both participants walk to each other as a sign of respect. That's the way it is.
.....the "meeting" was filmed/photographed a number of times, then dispersed to different audiences, appropriately.
I'm sure WB7 will show this meeting as it happened.
"Vlad Putin, come on down! You're the next contestant on The West is Broke!"
</Johnny Olson>
This meeting was filmed in front of a studio audience.
This is the kind of petty horseshit that will plague humans until they kill themselves off.
lots of animals do this. chimps, tigers, lions, ...
Powerful facades require constant maintenance. Alpha Dog doesn't come cheap, ya know.
"Hey buddy! Wanna sniff my ass?"
"Rercome, my Capitarist Fliend!"
or
"Comrade, it is good to have oil and gold, rather than fiat and hashtags, no?"
or
"Is this your sister? Can I buy her?"
or
"This my sister! You buy her now- cheap!"
or
"Life is peachy- like this background!"
or
"I'll trade you Ukraine for Vietnam!"
or...
You should be getting more greens for this semi-automatic comic onslaught.
Ukraine for VN.....perfect, and perfectly ironic.
Our biggest cold war enemies, the dirty Commies, each giving us a sharp stick in the eye, challenging us both militarily and economically on the world stage for all to see.
China & VN is especially painful, and we can't do shit about it. Just watch as we fumble and bumble some more. They know we are on the ropes economically, the American public is tired of war, and the military is just tired & overextended already.
Thanks, Bush/Cheney & Obama/Biden. What a bunch of assclowns we have had piloting the ship of state since 2001.
She IS kinda cute ain't she?
She's only $20 dolla an houa, special deal just for you!
you do know that she is the most powerful women within the Asia Pacific region.
Her intellect is far and beyond your peanut brain and your second naval down below. Dickhead.
"I thought you'd be taller."
pivot east
Welcome to Vlad's Arms Sales How can I help you?
or
Welcome to Vlad's Space Launch Systems! Have we got a great deal for you!
Is that skyline of one of your ghost cities?
As Gorbachev said: "The only communists left in the world are in Western Universities."
Classic...
He was wrong.
There are a ton of them embedded in the Neo-cons brains.
Why, the chicoms are already use to running their ass off and Russia has all the commodity and energy resources. I don't think you understand how bartertown works.
Either that or get a permanent tan.
time to teach the kids how to say "$1 with, $2 without" in Mandarin....
Whaaaaaaaaasup
Who's the Master?
The guy who has others come to him. Been that way the last 100,000 years.
You can't tell by the picture?
At least with these two, we have to figure it out with sutle clues of body language. If it was Obama, he'd be bowing, bootlicking, or sucking dick, and there would be no question.
Ah finally. Let's now get to work and fuck with the west!
......... no need...... the west has been engaged in a perpetual circular self gratification ritual for over a century now ........ look how big it gets..... wanna touch ??
Welcome friend.
I'll just stand here and make you come to me bitch. Who runs barter town?
Good to see you, Xi Jinping. Fuck the US.
He won`t be here,he`s playing golf!
If I were a Thai Army general I would shut down the media while I pick up the phone and call these guys.
"So, this is the soundstage where we're going to fake all of us landing on the moon?"
(Oh, don't get snippy with me ZH'ers. It's just a joke)
IMHO, it's a bit Mars-y, the set.
"Lets display our economic Kung-Fu grips!"
Putin : "Let's fuck the dollar."
Jinping: "Shake on it."
Putin: "Hey, Jinping you have toilet paper on your shoe"
Jinping: "Yeah, I just took a big shit, on America"
was president (damp rag) van Rompuy present?
or Maoist Barroso?
Here we see the Obama administrations "Asian Pivot" on display
"Asian Pivot". Otherwise known in Fonzi as "Sit on it, and spin."
So this is the big pecs round eye'd macho man I hired online to watch bang my missus..
I think they're only 1/10th as communist as supreme leader Obama
Hey guys, turns out Russia is better at capitalism after all. Now let's talk about the real assets you will give me in exchange for oil and gas.
Now's our chance. Won't get any easier than this.
The end of the petro-dollar.
This'll cause the wicked witch in Washington to throw a tantrum
...but no-one cares what Michelle thinks!
oh! I'm sorry, you meant the POTUS, Valerie Jarret!
"Pull my finger" pffffft
Oh look, it's "Snowball" and "Napoleon" shaking hands.
It's good being the Master of a population of Slaves!
Seriously though, was Jinping in a farming accident? He looks like he lost half his fingers in a game of chicken with a wood chipper.
Stalin and Hitler meet at last. Luke, Im your FATHER!
[sound of respirator]
Luke...
[sound of respirator]
You're gay...
[sound of respirator]
and adopted.
[sound of respirator]
i don't see any communists?
Welome to the future, Vlad
No bows where given, that day. Just a manly handshake and mutual respect.
At least Obama bowed to me.
" At least we both like Pink Floyd "
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FKs%2BhIylL.jpg
Where's WB7 when you need him?
"Where's Uncle Sam?"
"Out getting my bags..."
"Hmmm. Let's have him shine up our shoes while he's at it."
All we need are the Iranians and we will be the three musketeers!
"zdrast vuy tye"
"Ni Haw"
"Um, Where's our translator?"
can you see into my soul as well? No, but I can smell your natrual gas!
Your gisha girl? He's taking care of Reggie.
Rots of Ruck Comrade Vlad!
Barry will be here later, he's busy golfing.
"Nice suit."
Newsweek Cover- "The New Faces of Terror"
Congratulations! We did it. They are as stupid as you said.
Greetings Comrade Vladymir! What say we stick it to 0bama again? hahahaha
Wow such macho
u r 2 handsom
so welcome to most powerful country
To the new official state diner - Kung Pow Chicken and Vodka!
Wow such macho
u r 2 handsom
so welcome to most powerful country
Sang to
Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)Jinping:"You got the gas!"
Putin: "You got the gold!"
Together "Let make our own currency!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuHIRrt5lCI
Honey Putin is a bad ass mother fucker. Look at him moonwalking in the orange room. Honey Putin don't give a shit.
We'll make the deal when east meets easter.
"Pull my four fingers Jinping, and you will get gas"
Jinping: Whazzzz-up?
Putin: Whazzzzz-up?
The Mistress: Whazzzz-up?
"Bye.....Bye....Miss American Pie"
Fuck You Obama!
Pssst..... Tyler.....Tyler.... it's me Rom Pauul.. My plan to shutdown the evil empire is almost complete. Hee hee hee hee.
China - several million soldiers
Plus
Russia, resources, fuel
Equals
America fucked
Unless Barack does his usual when he loses....goes nuclear, then we're all fucked
When I tried this with Obama he tried to hump me from behind.
What if... what if the Putin plastic surgery was in reality a cover story... What if.. the actual Vlad was assassinated and is now played by a double? Look at the dude... he doesn't even look like the same person he did 10 years ago... Why would he go through plastic surgery? Face it.. Vlad was assassinated, replaced and the Russian state is now onboard to steer the world into disaster...
you forgot to say '...my precious'
"Congraturations, Vrad! We have imperialist running dogs of the west in our hands!"
"You sure have the golden touch, comrade!"
Ipads for nat gas? Deal!
Sanction this, bitchez.
"Let's buy North America"
Let's buy North America, no wait, we already own it, Hahahahaha
fixed it for you
Jinping: "Psst, hey go get me something, I just wet myself over his huge pectoral muscles."
Putin On The Ritz
"Judo or Kung Fu?"
Borsch giving me gas, so you go east, I go west and we beet stain the rest.
Now I understand why Putin is being intimidated by Obama, but feels more comfortable with Xi.
Putin intimated by Obama? Are you drunk, or did you forget the sarc tag.
Judo is an imediate size equalizer, and using the power of leverage and balance, small and fast is an advantage. Can you say Bruce Lee?
Cool clip at 2:17 in this Top 10 Bruce clips, see him vs Kareem Abdul Jabar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se1y2R5QRKU
5ft 7" and 135 lbs of Bad Ass.
Comrade...this is our last best chance to save capitalism.
"Will the hostess be seating us right away?"
You, makee de sammiches.
i would extend my left arm but i lost it to Obama and his Neo Nazi thugs in Ukraine
I am Barack Obama, leader of the free world. Allow me to bow to you.
Hee Hee Hee! We both got "paper"!
Tly again for 1 Million US Dollah... or 10 minute with "Comfort Lady"!
So how did that whole Western, capitali.., democ.., or whatever thing work out for ya?
There are no shortages of products on shelves.
There's plenty of toiletpaper.
Yellen plans on making enough TP for the whole world.
Save your newspapers for fire kindling.
China to Russia:
"Heel!"
"Hi, how ya doing? Where's Barry?"
"Where did you get the lifts for those shoes Xi?"
"Why's the old ball and chain standing off like that?" "Natural gas"
"you likey stink palm?"
Putin thought bubble:
"See I came to you in good faith! Now, please, please, don't buy gas directly from Kazahkstan!"
Xi JenPing thought bubble:
"Come into my parlor little fly!"
i can be much more flexible now that Obomber is in office
"Congratulations, Mr. Putin. The missiles are flying."
"Hahaha, Vlad, our secret plan to dupe the American Left into putting Backdoor Barry into office has worked beyond my wildest imagination!"
"Xi, I cannot believe he has done so well! Every single thing he has touched turned into shit! It is incredible! Hahahha!!"
So your line was tapped too!