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J-Yell At Bat: Live Webcast From Yankee Stadium

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As CNN's Annalyn Kurtz notes, there are "huge cheers for Yellen at NYU Commencement, Yankee Stadium." It would appears the NYU class of 2014 is confused as to why collectively they are the most indebted in history.

 

Live webcast after the jump:

 

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Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:39 | 4781443 FieldingMellish
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Time to smash gold!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781461 williambanzai7
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Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:45 | 4781473 nope-1004
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I'm tired of looking at Satan.  Thought Lucifer was beautiful, not a pug.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 16:10 | 4782414 Manthong
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Almost puked up my mid-afternoon cocktail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iWhrS1_7TQ

Did Janet pass for white?

I think this might be her sister.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:44 | 4781477 Hippocratic Oaf
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Doesn't matter for NYU the consequences.

She's a liberal cunt in charge. That's all that matters.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:45 | 4781482 The Most Intere...
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LOL dude you should be making $250,000 per speaking engagement!  Always enjoy your work...

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:11 | 4781601 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than old white woman."   Fred Sanford,  Sanford and Son

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:22 | 4781652 asscannon101
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Holy SHIT, William!! That'll haunt me to my grave...

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 19:24 | 4783107 jepicza
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I don't understand why you're bitching. She is cute. Just cover her face with newspapers.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:42 | 4781469 Seasmoke
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And yet Platinum and Pallidium continue to go up.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:43 | 4781471 Divided States ...
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First we get Bernanke and now we get the J-bitch.

Wow, she looks like a greasy matzo ball...

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:39 | 4781445 SWCroaker
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Barf.   I hurled on my freaking keyboard.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:46 | 4781487 TeamDepends
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If your erection lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor or look at this picture.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:43 | 4781447 JustObserving
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It does not bode well for America's future when some of our most corrupt officials are commencement speakers.

How many times have you illegally smashed gold and silver and the VIX already, Mr Yellen?

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:08 | 4781582 A Nanny Moose
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Speaking at commencements is the least of our problems. Academia and the State are one big worthless circle jerk of reality avoidance.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:40 | 4781450 LawsofPhysics
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Hey Janet, how much longer do we have to wait for that deflationary collapse?  The cost of feeding my family, educating my family, keeping them warm, and keeping them healthy is killing me.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:43 | 4781472 The Most Intere...
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Economics 101, we need to inflate all product and service prices to offset drop in labor cost to get to 2% growth.  

Ima Dumbass

NYU Class of 2014

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:10 | 4781592 A Nanny Moose
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Surely you graduated with honors. ;)

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:40 | 4781735 Never One Roach
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NYU and Columnbia are huge feeders of grads to Wall Street so I'm not surprised ... they probably stood in line to lick her butt as she walked across the field.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:22 | 4781896 pods
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From the looks of it, they could prolly all do it at the same time.

pods

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:40 | 4781451 Itchy and Scratchy
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They are obvioulsy cheering about all the debt they are gonna inherit! Woohoo!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:42 | 4781466 Relentless101
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Only losers think about the future. I just wanna live in the now.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:40 | 4781452 Relentless101
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Is it me or did the camera add a few hundred pounds?

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:44 | 4781481 Winston Churchill
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Body armor.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:06 | 4781572 Comte d'herblay
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Neither.  She does tip the scales at the far side of obese.

 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:10 | 4781597 pods
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I'm watching to see if we get a shot of Princess Leia in that gold bikini.

pods

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:01 | 4781826 codecode
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no neck whatesoever

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 14:09 | 4782051 Agent P
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She's a middle linebacker....Bernake was a kicker. 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781455 The Most Intere...
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Those little shitheads paid alot for four years of indoctrination!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781458 Eyeroller
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I don't know what's worse:

The Ponzi Munchkin with her dove-speak or Teflon Barry with his "we have cut VA waiting times in half" speech.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781459 SharkBit
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Shouldn't these people be worried about doing their job as opposed to playing baseball.  Perhaps it is one and the same.  What a joke.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781460 Dr. Venkman
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At first I thought that was a flesh curtain around her neck. The sad thing is that it is plausible.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781462 IridiumRebel
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it's roughly 60K a year at NYU. Good luck you fucking assholes. 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4781464 superflex
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Oh Fuck.

Put your funeral black dress and pearls back on you dumb fucking jew cunt.

The purple gown and ham shoulders just spoiled my plans for lunch.

 

 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:42 | 4781465 MountainsRoam
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I can't even listen to a central banker or politician flapping their lips anymore. Nothing but BS and lies..

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:44 | 4781474 cowdiddly
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I would cancel my season pass if I was subjected to that at a ball game.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:45 | 4781484 buzzsaw99
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egad the huge manatee

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:46 | 4781489 bpj
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It's a man, baby

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:50 | 4781490 Icewater Enema
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Oh yeah, you can laugh at these punks who paid too much for a piece of paper. But these are the same snakes who will permiate Wall Street and government and mandate that we pay off their debt for them. 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:20 | 4781641 ParkAveFlasher
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NYU?  The worse that will come is avant-garde propaganda that only the riche "get".

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:48 | 4781494 q99x2
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Lecherous criminals on the loose. If it ever came to UCLA I would be sure to miss that day.

Arrest her for treason. Don't let it get away.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:51 | 4781503 Winston Churchill
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Wrong verb there, hope you're not an English major.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:49 | 4781496 Atomizer
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Janet Yellen is a fucking pig.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:51 | 4781501 Carl Spackler
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That commencement speaker looks like Refridgerator Perry...or, at least, someone who has been to the refridgerator a lot.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:51 | 4781506 Jugdish
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here here and 3 cheers for the little boy bowl cut wonder john yellen CHEERS!!!!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:52 | 4781509 border dog
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These empty skulls will be running our country someday...

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:03 | 4781533 Dr. Engali
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These empty skulls will be pretending to run our country someday. Their owners will be telling them what to do.

 

 

 

There fixed that for you.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:33 | 4781936 Bastiat
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It will be a seamless transition.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:52 | 4781510 Itchy and Scratchy
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Raise the debt ceilin'!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:02 | 4781524 Dr. Engali
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It's amazing how these stupid fucks worship these people. They have no clue they are cheering for the last fed chair before the FRN dies completely.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 11:56 | 4781526 kchrisc
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Like cattle cheering for the butcher.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:00 | 4781545 kchrisc
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Wow! I was listening to Zep's IV, "Stairway," while reading this. Very fitting.

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven..."

Very fitting indeed.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:22 | 4781650 ParkAveFlasher
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There be no lady, 'tis a fleshmound.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:02 | 4781554 Itchy and Scratchy
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They were all takin' selfies on their Obamaphones!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:04 | 4781561 Comte d'herblay
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"J-Yell" !     Too too funny.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:09 | 4781588 Bioscale
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Fuck you Yellen, you banksters' cunt!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:09 | 4781590 QQQBall
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These clueless nerds are now financial rock stars.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:09 | 4781591 Blood Spattered...
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She has the shoulders of a linebacker.

Someone needs to get her an undershirt, STAT!

 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:35 | 4781941 SheepDog-One
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Wow I bought it was just me at first, but holy shit J-Yell has gotten fat as a cow!

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:42 | 4781969 Bastiat
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I was thinking a power running back.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:12 | 4781600 therearetoomany...
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THey're not confused...they know exactly what's going on and why.   That's why they're cheering.

They're the future elite, not you.

 

Edit: future fascist elite.   my bad

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:24 | 4781667 asscannon101
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'Huzzah for us! We're ALL winners!!'

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:29 | 4781695 Mr. Delicious
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Safety school.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:56 | 4781758 Robert.Paulson
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Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:56 | 4781792 orangegeek
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Give Yellen a shorter boy-cut and make it the man it wants to be.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:15 | 4781881 agstacks
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She's a pitcher, right?

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:33 | 4781937 SheepDog-One
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Every week now there's at least 1 major speech from the criminal FED which it all hangs on.....so sick of this shit.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 13:55 | 4782008 Fix It Again Timmy
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NYU Grad who cheers Yellen = one clueless fuck....

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 22:52 | 4783659 suz
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peculiar....How many students graduated?

 

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