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That's the closest Jay will ever get to hugging a black man.
Hopefully not. With any luck, Jay will be in prison soon.
Every time I look at that picture, thoughts of Bill and Monica come flooding back.
Obama: Carney, expect your 'retirement check' in a month. Expect them...uh...I mean "it" to come around 3:00 a.m. You'll be blown away, I promise.
How about a little tonque to help push/reinforce/support the LGTB agenda.
"My Butt hurts!"
"Mine too, Mr President!"
"I'm gonna miss me tool in yer throat, bitch"
Mgghlee tfffhhphooo Mmyphtwer Prkkkkesdkkkent....
I heart ZH
You can still fuck my wife. You too Jay!
The obvious perception in the picture is that they are both homosexuals, and highly attracted to each other.
The way Soetoro's hand is held, with his fingers exploring Carney's shoulderblade, and Carney's expression of total submission to this touch as he tries to kiss Soetoro's arm as if urging him on, is a telling moment of 'unrequieted sexual attraction'.
The FACT that these two faggots did this in public view shows that they are both a couple of crude, rude, and socially unacceptable men; and deserve no place in public society (much less, as 'heads of state' as it were). Did you catch the 'head' reference here?
The men who supposedly run the United States, it seems, are women.
Soetoro wears the pants (or whatever gay top males wear; perhaps leather chaps and a cock-ring) in this relationship, and Carney wears the panties (or the male butt-plug harness).
SILLY FAGGOTS! DICKS are for CHICKS!
WHAT a 'special' 'male bonding moment' it WAS!
I don't really care about you, but the cameras are on.
'Noboddy will carry that shit bucket like you. Noboddy!'
"Err, sir, I'm pretty sure the teleprompter actually said 'Glorify Carney'
not 'go gay on Carney'"
Jen Psaki probably is front-runner to replace Jay Carney.
Last night was amazing!
The first time I saw Carney, I thought.....'Who is that boy? Have I tuned into one of those high school team debating shows?" Then I found out he was OBama's press secretary. I have NO time for somebody who judges others by their looks. But in this case, Carney looked like a total pushover, and in fact he was/is. One of the most falsely sincere individuals I have had the displeasure to witness as my country slowly slides beneath the waves.
Anybody notice that Jan Psaki (sp?) at the State Department - the redhead who handles the Obama administration's lies on Ukraine - can't keep eye contact with the press corps? You know, the same way that Carney would wrinkle his brow, shuffle his feet and stare down at his penny loafers when he had to lie.
Just what is the capital of Israel? How do you spell "Lybia" anyway?
Here's the caption that belongs with that pic:
"Carney Receives the Presidential Knee to the Groin"
When asked later why he had given Carney such a brutal goodbye gesture, the President said, "At my behest he has been giving the knee to the groin to reporters and to the American people. I thought it only fitting to return the gesture on behalf of those who've been wronged all during my presidency. The buck stops not here, but there."
Later, Mr. Carney, when asked how he felt about the goodbye gesture, squeaked-out a message in falsetto style, saying merely that it was an honor to have swollen balls in behalf of the President.
It gives me a nice warm fuzzy fealing like when you pee your pants knowing one of the rats is deserting the ship.
Does Carney know something, if he does it will be the first time ever.
Two of us riding nowhere; spending someone's hard earned pay.
dry docking is fun Mr. president!
Ohhh Carney!!!
Ill bring the inflatable giraffes and assorted livestock, you bring the crystal and the amyls and the glitter pens for selfies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV0RaSxvkZs&sns=em
Can't fuck with rakim
the next time a black man hugs you it will be from behind, after the lights are turned off in your cell. fortunately i have executive privilege
Carney- " I could have been an actor but I wound up here." Now he is famous in a really bad way.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yR6oZyUHy68
He really is left-handed!
I sold my soul for you man!
Thanks Beotch.
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” Brokeback Mountain
Is that a banana in your pocket Jay?
Remember Jay, what happens in the White House stays in the White House.
I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?
Something shitstorm this way comes.
Sorry Barry, gotta scoot. Got a $100k speaking gig over at JPM.
Jay, you'll be moving up because I've got your back if you got my back under Project FUCK (For Unpublished Carney Knowledge).
Title it: Carney's last blow.
I luv ya man...sniff
“When he finally came over to where we were, I could tell that he was rather conflicted, a person who was not at peace with himself,” Woods said. “Shaking hands with him, quite frankly, was like shaking hands with a dead fish. His face was pointed towards me but he would not look me in the eye, his eyes were over my shoulder.”
“I could tell that he was not sorry,” he added. “He had no remorse.”
"'We are so fucked.' 'I know, brah.'"
I love you bro
You're just reading that from the tele-prompter
"Now I know why the white house tailor made me this special resignation suit with the holes in the pockets."
Now remember dude, this hug is so the cameras think we're friends. But remember if you speak one word of the things you know, remember what happened to those bankers. that's nothing in comparison to what will happen to you .
thank you he said: the state will reward your silence. Our elite rulers will brook no violations. you have served the masters well.
0bamao: You lie almost as well as I do!
Carney: Mr. President, please stop groping me!
"If I had a son, he'd...uh, never mind."
Guess where Obama's other hand is?
Well done, comrade! You think I could get one of those posters?
"If you tell anyone the truth about my administration, you'll be sleeping with the fishes."
"Now is not the time for a prostate massage..."
Poster: Jay Carney
Poster Caption: "To learn who rules over you, simply learn who you are not allowed to criticize." -- Voltaire
April 28: Story breaks that Secretary of State John Kerry warns at a private event that Israel could become "an apartheid state" if it doesn't solve the Israel-Palestine conflict. Ted Cruz says Kerry should resign.
May 1: Jay Carney Says Obama Stands by Kerry’s Israel “Apartheid” Comment.
May 30: White House press secretary Jay Carney steps down, without another job.
May 30: Principal deputy press secretary Josh Earnest, 39, replaces Carney. His wife, Natalie Wyeth, works as the Department of the Treasury’s Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs.
I would like to leave yourhand in there for another couple of days, just for the memory Mr President.
Obama: "So, Jay, you've finally developed a conscience...well, you're no good to us anymore."
"Carny or carnie is a slang term used in North America for a carnival (funfair) employee, and the language they use, particularly when the employee runs a "joint" (booth), "grab joint" (food stand), game, or ride at a carnival, boardwalk or amusement park. The term "showie" is used synonymously in Australia."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carny
Keep smiling, your golden handshake is in the post.
"Sorry Jay, no one believes you any more. I need a better liar. You're all used up."
No caption. Note that BO's hair isn't as salt & pepper as it is now, Jay Shill is at least 40 pounds lighter and in this photo neither's skin is yet mottled from the cummulative electrolyte imbalance produced by long term prognostication.
This is the "before" photo. The "before" photo is the photo/svid preamble the bankster pornographers take of the poor, desperate young "model" when she is told she got the job. If any, the "after" picture is 9MM... or morgue.
Porn is rape. They put this "before" picture stuff at the end, so Eric Holder's gumbys think the victim consented and survived. Eric knows